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Safe_Alternative3794

My grim curiosity wants an aftermath pic. Ik it isn't just red splatter in a human-shape, but I wanna know if that crushed or just pressed him enough that he couldn't breathe.


Prize_Farm4951

The hydrolic door serves no purpose to crush things so it's not going to have any power to squish him. It will have just pinned him in place to be asphyiated.


Orpheus75

While this is true I think you’re ignoring the fact that he’s at the bottoms of the joint and the hydraulics have to have enough power to move the entire lift gate. He was probably squished a considerable amount but not flattened.


Logical_Hamster5189

https://preview.redd.it/lsq3gc2y975d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df654bddda8d11d0fa4ad06c024ef2496283567 Can’t add video


johnnyblaze1999

Can you add it somewhere else like imgur


FORCESTRONG1

Ya. Hydraulics do get a fuck about your flesh and bones. Edit: I know I was supposed to say, "don't give a fuck". But my stoner ass finds it funny.


nopuse

>do get a fuck I'm going to start saying this. I do get a fuck.


LividArt8300

This some kinda shiz ricky would say in tpb.


FORCESTRONG1

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48) That's one of my better stoner typos. Lol


nopuse

We appreciate your service.


speedygs68

Hodor!


SwearToSaintBatman

This is so absolutly absurdly bad judgement. THE BUTTONS ARE ON THE RIGHT SIDE, PUSH TO STOP, IDIOT.


CornerNo2889

Holddd thee dooor


Fatt_Mera

Open na noor!


TheLambtonWyrm

Bad way to go


KinkyPaddling

I always feel bad watching people just doing their jobs and then making one spur of the moment decision to try to avoid damage and dying for it. It’s not like idiots who put themselves in harm’s way unnecessarily - it’s just people trying to feed themselves and their families whose instincts caused them to make one bad decision.


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No_Personality_1501

No


MorkSkogen666

What was the plan here? Not like there are controls inside?


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Impulsive thought Like human (dumb in the moment) reflex action


Rey4jonny

How on earth does that not have a simple sensor to stop potential goods or people being caught up in it?


TonyVstar

That could be a lift gate, meaning it can also go to the ground a lift materials to the height of the truck bed


Chevy6145

Ded or veggie


AccelaratorSlow1

No blood


BoxCarTyrone

Not enough hydraulic power to crush him that much. More than enough to pin and asphyxiate.


SharksAreCool3

Embarrassingly stupid way to die


El_Psy_Congroo4477

How did he think this was going to end?


JeanPouex

Do I miss something ? Why is the door still shutting down while he is not pressing any buttons ? Seems like the worst design ever imaginable, like press button once and fuck w/e may happen ?


Zay-nee24

What goes through these peoples minds?


Happydad1228

Am I the only one waiting for the blood like a really big human juicer


LethalOkra

His employer must have been ecstatic with this enployee's enthusiasm to protect his profits. I bet he was made employee of the month or something.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I'm not sorry that was goddamn stupid


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yamwhatiam

What a way to go. Godamm


Just_Emu1816

Fly clap


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Impressed.


thereadytribe

No human squeezins flowing, which is a good sign


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

Well this one was unexpected


TurkeySauce_

One less idiot


MajikoiA3When

Technically he succeeded