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Garagegolfer

https://preview.redd.it/w2foo0kn0pad1.jpeg?width=2975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85fa2849b4e904f89158ba41db768d9a0b85c8ad Worth all the work. The old one was splintery and definitely could not have done this any time soon. Edit:cropped image


Upstairs-Pound-7205

Congratulations! They look very healthy, complete with 1 sock between the two of them - though maybe the dog has one in its mouth? šŸ˜‚ Great job on the deck! Here's a beer: šŸŗ


Garagegolfer

You found the other sock! Thank you.


MoldyMoney

Coming from a guy with twin 4 year old girls, nice deck sir. Youā€™re a champ. Carry on šŸ«”


Unknown_Author70

There's also a babies face in the person's knee in the top! Edit - I think it's Bruce from Matilda.


Spirited-Fox3377

The dog has the other sock in its mouth.... now that's love.


ssjumper

A real american dream


Extreme-Drawer4355

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Redkneck35

Congratulations on the twins as for the beer absolutely not I hate beer but I'll take a glass of scotch thank you


Consistent_Jello_289

šŸ˜‚that pic says it all dude, well done.


TrafficBeautiful

You use a laser level for your beam measurements and post lengths? Looks like you read the code. Good job


TrafficBeautiful

Only thing I would have done differently is double up the outsider rimjoists of the deck. Makes it sturdier and you add the extra joist for border right next to double concealed joist hanger. Instead of doing that blocking you did.


Garagegolfer

Thank you! I actually did double up the side rims. Technically the internal one is the one with a joist hanger to the house. The external one was for the border to have a spot to secure the picture frame. Good call though. I just added the small blocking to help firm up the rims and for the posts to secure to.


usmcBrad93

Not an owner yet, but I'm saving this post for a future reference to some great deckwork. I'm curious what you used to shape the pour for the posts. My dad and I did a DIY shed and we just dug circular holes in the dirt and poured them level, your method looks sturdier.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Prefabricated cardboard forms, basically big toilet paper tube looking things. Thatā€™s my guess. Dig down below grade and cut them away when done and refill the dirt


Klutzy-Pay9904

Sonotube.


Harvest827

At a minimum 1 beer. 3 or 4 would be better!


AGENT0321

Per foot


Few-Raise-1825

That's 1.7 bananas for reference https://preview.redd.it/8sbiohutjjad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6b10d6b7f6219d41b977c312cc7b8f0fa513dd [http://bananaforscale.info/#!/convert/length/12/feet/bananas](http://bananaforscale.info/#!/convert/length/12/feet/bananas) Edit: this one is actually funner and allows you to convert weight as well. [https://www.converttobananas.com/](https://www.converttobananas.com/)


professionally-baked

No more tho because I have school tomorrow


sweet-n-soursauce

My mom talked to your mom and she said itā€™s okay


Harvest827

The most famous of last words


Superb-Wish-1335

3 or 4? What is this, amateur hour?


JRtheGC

I would not have a beer on it. I haven't drank in 6 years, and you're not worth what it'll cost me. But I would have a soda or water and tell you how good it looks.


Garagegolfer

I wouldnā€™t have it any other way. Congrats on 6 years!


NogaVog

The definition of Brutally Honest.


GallonofJug

Youā€™re not worth what it will cost me


Delicious-Ninja4000

One day at a time brother. Solid.


Wrong-Accountant7147

Damn cuhs you really made this about you huh. Congrats on sobriety tho!


you2234

Enough about me, how about you?, what do you think of me? How did his deck turn into a post about you? Just say ā€œgreat jobā€ and move onā€¦


red98743

I suppose you're not trying to be rude, but that's awful rude bossman! Just say nah, I don't drink anymore. I'll have a water or soda... Congrats on 6 years


jeddieboy73

When are you going to invite me?


Junglebook82

Sure! Whatā€™s the decking color/brand?


Garagegolfer

Moistureshield mochaccino.


atisvt99

Nice! I used the same stuff a couple of years ago on my townhouse and single family decks! Loved that stuff!


Garagegolfer

Itā€™s been ok to walk on during hot days. We tested a few samples before going with their cool deck


Whiskey-stilts

I would not have a beer on itā€¦ā€¦. Iā€™d likely have a whole 12 plus


fro0626

I would but my country ass would feel self-conscious and pour it into a glass. Then I'd feel bourgeois and lose my thirst. Fine Deck.


drsmith98

Yes ! Nice job


osirisrebel

You really underestimate the places I'd have a beer at.


Lazarous86

Lol. I was thinking along the same lines. I've drank in sewers before.Ā 


musical_throat_punch

Smart having a hose bib out that way. It'll save some hassle.Ā 


terribirdy

Where can I find a copy of the plans! I need a new deck and this looks great!


Garagegolfer

In my head! lol message me if you dare to enter in that dangerous space


AuthorOfMyOwnTragedy

So I know that was a joke but at the same time I'm planning on building a VERY similar deck next year (only difference will be lack of ledger board as it won't be attached to the house so will need an additional row of posts and a beam, plus I'm not planning to put a railing on it - not required in my area of under 24" in height). So if you've got some plans that you're willing to share I'd love to get a look that I can use as a starting point.


BoSox92

Yes - but given some of the places / things Iā€™ve had beer on, thatā€™s not saying much.


XLM1196

Brother I would have TWO beers on it. Great job


Musician_Gloomy

Iā€™d have a beer on a rock so my standards are quite low. But your deck looks awesome and seeing your family enjoying it makes it worth all the effort and money. Great work


pandershrek

Yeah. In your new hot tub.


overworkeddad

I'd have a beer on a pallet, but the deck looks good šŸ‘


theteddydidit

Maybe even two beers


Exotic_Bench_9541

I sure will. Thank you!


Beansdtw

Nice! Just built almost the exact same style - yours looks better though!


RustyMacbeth

Don't drink but would be happy to have a glass of lemonade on it.


drewthebrave

I'm surprised we're not having a beer on it right now!


Timely_Chicken_8789

More like a vodka martini or an old fashioned.


z3speed4me

Love the steps


sippsay

Hello fellow twin dad! Congrats! Welcome to the club. Iā€™m only coming if I get 2 beers though.


NewAlexandria

hose bib is a classy addition


Ecbrad5

Why did you disassemble that absolutely gorgeous deck?


Parking-Willow5634

The 5/4 board looks like composite


link2edition

The order of the images makes it look like someone is disassembling a deck.


MoM_RUBBERducky

https://preview.redd.it/3bivih2xlqad1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba07100939176297e11d2b35617b3e77e6a8c7fd


TrajantheBold

No. I would have 2


WhatsMyPurpose959

Can you drop the brand info for the railings?


ph34r

This looks awesome! Any chance you have a photo that shows the whole patio area as well? Your yard is shaped similar to mine and is giving me some serious inspiration for a patio just below the deck. Also what did you do with the original concrete stairs? Are they just hiding or did you blow it out?


gofoggy

Would!


DanBelnK

Why not below it?


petiteclarebear

idk give me one and i will review


MJKCapeCod

Hot feet!


newcoinprojects

Nice deck šŸ‘Œ I would drink a six-pack on it


Seminoles1995

I would have a beer on a dirt patch. But either way, nice deck!


mydeadface

Several. Probably more than I should.


burn3rname

In pic 9 when and where are you supposed to use blocking? I understand the outer edge blocking for picture framing the decking. I've just never got a clear answer on when to use the blocking that almost seems random in most cases


Useful-Noise-6253

Champagne šŸ¾


SocialAnchovy

No. No beer. Staying sober for my kids. Better that they never see parents drink


leggmann

I would likely order a Negroni.


chochinator

Nope... but I would smoke a fat doink on it.


CarNo8607

Congratulations!


Sens-eh

I would have had a beer on it, in the stage it was in in any of those photos - so maybe not the best criteria for me.


Antiquatedshitshow

Can I smoke a dooby on it instead?


fingolfinwarrior

Yes but I'd have a beer anywhere so...


InvestigatorOk1534

I would buy the largest can of whipped cream I can find. Take all of my clothes off. Dip my toes in chocolate....yes, yes I would have a beer on it. Great job.


PlayNicePlayCrazy

Nice. I live when the pictures start with the completed jobs then take us back through construction. I imagine we are seeing someone dismantle their deck. I would love a deck like that one. Excellent job.


SeveredPenisSandwich

Might could. Maybe we have a couple 2-3 lattes.


jd80504

Excellent job, from the photos I take you did a lot in the evenings after work, gotta love the DIY spirit!!


CoryEETguy

Buddy, I'd have 8 beers and fall down those stairs on that deck. Nice work!


Lopsided-Excuse-4076

I'd have a beer, a couple of glasses of wine & maybe an orange crush (or 2). This is very close to what I want to replace our current deck.


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Several


IndustryNext7456

Slumming it?


LeftEgg7439

[https://images.app.goo.gl/9yRRbRWTkPEy6PJg7](https://images.app.goo.gl/9yRRbRWTkPEy6PJg7) Damn right I would. Great job.


oldbern

Hell, Iā€™ll pee off the side of it.


jexnic

I would have a beer on a cardboard box


Resident-Vegetable-4

Absolutely. And congrats on the twins!


thundercuntess69

Coming over!!!


AccountantWest492

Atleast a sixer every night during the summer


Airport_Wendys

Congrats to the fam!! And looks like a fantastic deck from my view šŸ†


bristol8

excellent I'd buy you a beer to sit on it. And the payoff of the little ones on it so soon after finishing it... I bet it makes the likely several cuss words during building worth it.


rcolt88

That deck is so sexy, Iā€™d give it a beer on me


Eggplant-666

Looks very nice, but am still not crazy about plastic decks. But I get that with little ones, it avoids splinters. Maybe when theyā€™ve grown can replace the decking with an exotic hardwood.


Filthy-Dick-Toledo

I would have a beer on it. Iā€™ll pretend Iā€™m there and have one now because Iā€™m supportive like that.


Mackheath1

šŸŗ \[But now you need to add a cat to the family\]


Dadattacks

With enough beers, it'll look level at some point.


Z3TA1

Lol funny story... So I have basically the same deck, when I was younger about 19. I had one too many beers. Passed out on top of the top deck that leads to the bottom deck. Landed on my chin, e.r trip, 12 stitches and I fractured my jaw in two places. All good now, lots of good came from it on hing sight lol. Just be careful and enjoy it safely šŸ™ Great tanning place as well šŸ˜„


Open_Development6531

Badass


Mikey24941

Since I donā€™t like beer I will have some mixed drinks on it.


Direct-Complaint-639

Sheā€™s a beaut, Iā€™ll bring the whiskey šŸ„ƒ! Great work


ssjumper

Does that mosquito tower thing actually work?


Difficult-Gur-8746

Don't drink but would make an exception


LastTxPrez

If by ā€œAā€ beer you mean ā€œ1ā€, no. If by ā€œAā€ you mean ā€œa fewā€, hell yes. What time and how far?


J-BangBang

I'd sit on your deck and have a beer šŸ˜


Adorable_Dust3799

TBH I'd be on the grass under the tree. It looks good tho


evos_garden

Only in my brand new hot tub


xavier19691

Congratulations ā€¦. Iā€™ll bring beers


twelfth_knight

Looks great! As a fellow parent of twins, you *will* want that skirt on it sooner or later. My 4-year-olds would be underneath there in a heartbeat, lol


Masterblaster1979

She's a beaut, Clark.


LavishnessMaterial56

I like deck beers!


Luges23

More then one


IAmShenmue

Several congrats


capmcfilthy

Almost a year sober. Got any Diet Coke or water? I would :)


Interesting-Gur-2601

Looks beautiful brother


GnarlyDrunkLion

A whiskey acceptable?


Alannamarieny

Looks great! Congrats on the kiddos


bigjonxmas

no because im an alcoholic - but it looks nice


LSSCI

Iā€™d have a beer anywhere.


morningisbad

Congratulations! And great job on the deck


FartKnockerBungHole

Just one?


SixtySlevin

Id kick flip over that. Wya ? Let's make it happen


I_am_a_What

Iā€™d have a beer on a tightrope. Nice lookin deck bro


zamaike

Tbh its sort of crowded with the furniture, but if you dont need to move around and you are just lounging about its fine. Also not a fan of thenplastic wood stuff. Ya it lasts longer, but i dislike the way it feels.


Basketcase191

If itā€™s free then yes


Obese_Hooters

whats with the widening gap between the steps and the property?


AverageNeither682

I'm surprised we're not having a beer on it right now!


JustinWendell

Iā€™d have a beer in a puddle of mud bud.


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

fuck id drink a twelve pack of stubbys mate


bhantol

Looks great. I am currently building one in our backyard - at the framing stage . Questions: How much level the joists must be? I mean the tolerance level so as not to feel any issues on the pvc deck. Another question. What railing is that?


irvmuller

Great job!


Grimwulf2003

Nope.... Don't like beer. Totally new willing to have a bourbon, whiskey, or scotch though! Beautiful looking


NamePuzzleheaded858

Between 1-10 beers


Current_Difficult

No. Iā€™d have a 6 pack. Well fucking done.


towen95

No I would not have a beer on it. Iā€™d have at least 6


jad19090

I donā€™t drink but Iā€™d damn sure take a nap on it


hardwood_watson

NO WAY IN HELL AM I HAVING A BEER ON THAT DECK. Iā€™d be having 10.


NervousVenom

Im taking that as an invite! Send the address


BigPlanJan

You could have a brewery on it.


Outrageous-Ice-7460

A beer? I would settle in for many!


H0rnyMifflinite

It depends. My favourite beers are: 1. A free one 2. A cold one 3. Lapin Kulta


funkiemarky

I'm already drunk. Pass me a beer


Educational-Ear-3136

Of course! Iā€™ll bring you one too! šŸ»


lawrenceleach99

Looks amazing. I wish you could come over and do mine. šŸ˜†


WhereasMindless9500

No, I'd have six.


Bscotty67

Great job...I would have several beers on that deck.


Open-Wolverine2206

Burgers and dogs too. Very nice.


slowestratintherace

No


CallsignKook

Itā€™s a deckā€¦Iā€™d be happy to sit on


Logical_Willow4066

Is that an invitation?


thorondor52

Several


shemali

Wait, so you removed a deck? Just kidding, nice job.


xgaryrobert

That was a fun backwards flip book


Chemical-Ad6301

You grossly underestimate how easily I can have a beer anywhere


Cshift3

Trying to see what kind of furniture you have


someguy_420

Heck, I'd even walk on it


SonicBanger

My brother I'd have a beer standing on a loose 2x4 laying on the floor. Well done.


Nimble-srad

This guy decks.


DCar060

I canā€™t think of too many places I wouldnā€™t have a beer


ChemicalCollection55

One beer? Looks great I would buy a 30 pack!


Haunting-Success198

Hell yeah, nice job.


3d1thF1nch

It wouldnā€™t take much for me to have a beer on something. That saidā€¦well done!


Appropriate_Land_130

Two Jimmy.


strangebruise

Can confirm, I would consume alcohol on that deck


Gormless_Mass

I drink beer on all sorts of shit


Suitable-Cod-2700

More than one sir....


Ok-Entertainment5045

Nope, Iā€™d probably have at least 3


Actual-Donkey-1066

Looks amazing


OneWayorAnother11

I would, but you took it apart.


Artistic_Usual8866

And a BBQ


DasArtmab

When I was planning my deck, my wife gave me a post mounted bottle opener. Then said: ā€œBuild around thisā€


IslandsInTheStreet

Iā€™ll have a 12pk, brandy and a cigar. Thank you


Boozey_Berg

Looks more like a mixed drink kinda deck


TTerragore

I wouldnā€™t have a beer, Iā€™d have a few, maybe a four pack of crafts or two


getonurkneesnbeg

Nobody can drink just one.


professionally-baked

Give me two sawhorses and a 2x4 Iā€™ll have a beer on it


Ok_Champion7688

If you donā€™t have nice fire pit area, you need one. You need a spot for the men to step away to and talk about stocks and boobs and aliens.


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

Most certainly not.


Organic_Title_4132

Maybe a glass of wine looks abit feminine.


Robbo_here

on a coaster, maybe.


My_Back_Hurts_803

Nice, Iā€™d drink a 12 pack or two. A deck is my next project


Loud-Magician7708

I'd have so many I'd fall down those steps.


AlphaDag13

Yes. But admittedly my threshold for having a beer on something is quite low.


tumadreporfavor

Big ole deck envy


Fireryman

I would have multiple.


colinmhayes

Well with the first picture I thought sure why not but by the time I got to the end I'm at a hard no.


AintEZbeinSleezy

Would


Mr_Grapes1027

I would have 2 beers minimum


Xylvanas

That's some hardcore nesting before the kiddos arrived. Looks great!


Used-Cod4164

No beer, but I'd have your wife on itšŸ˜‚


mattmaster68

Too nice for a beer. I'd be happy with a coke and rum though


Alarm-Solid

I'd have a beer in an alley that doesn't mean anything good or bad about your deck. The underside of a deck says way more about the quality than the top