I feel bad for the kidnappers, honestly. I mean, if a bunch of demons couldn't do it, imagine some random guys.

I would like to say that Dante would be coming with a pizza delivery, but the last game I played before seeing this is GT7 so it would be a goddamn Dodge Demon crashing in at 230 miles an hour

as my character cannot perish due to his nature, i assume he will have the strenght of an active volcano, and will dominate the battlefield

Joryu Jumpscare

I'll watch the Kidnappers being comboed into Astral Finish by ~~Dante~~ Ragna Blazblue

The dwarves from deep rock are gonna go ham. Just hope driller doesn't c4 me.

We’re rich!

Who from dragon City is going to save me

I'm being saved by a necromancer, his pet eldritch horror and a bunch of deadweight aliens I'm talking about the mobile game nobody knows about, Necromerger.

The Yakuza 4 is gonna save my ass.

Imagine, 32 different buff, at least 7 foot tall, warriors who would look out of place even at a ren faire with how dope they look. Yes, it’s the For Honour cast

Midnight calling. Mist of resolving. Crown me with the pure green leaf. Praise to my father.(life of vengeance a passive test) Blessed by the water. (Until the grave I will rest) Black night dark sky. The devils cry.

Huh, so those are the lyrics.

[Oh hey, this post again ](https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/17qjue8/whats_the_dmc3_version_of_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Wait wrong post but I've still seen this one just this week

Last game was Monster hunter world. So a few of the hunters I guess

Nah, the monsters.

That good I guess xD

Im about to be rescued by Ashley Graves 😭, i would rather stay kidnapped tbh

I'm boutta be saved by the dragonborn from skyrim wielding a Daedric greatswotd and the time slow shout

Well, I guess Sonic’s saving my ass.

Clive from Final Fantasy 16, aight he got this

It's either the DMC Crew, or Unknown and Paz from Metal: Hellsinger. Either way, i'll enjoy the show

Bro I got Steve Minecraft in fucking safe

Dbz kakarot Goku has my back just instant transitions me out of there

Good hunter from Bloodborne

COD: black ops 1. Mason alone would be a problem

I'm being saved by the cast of xenoblade chronicles 1, probably the safest cast to be saved by ngl

Oh well, guess I'll be saved with style by the DMC guys. Sparda have mercy on these kidnappers souls

Resident evil 7 💀

My name is cj from grove street

Le payday gang

A man who stands unshaken

I’m at a bar and their motto is SHUT THE FUCK UP AND Drink

Zane from bl3

PROVOKING!

Naked Snake from MGS3. Gonna be eating a lot of tree frogs on the way home. Hopefully Ocelot won't... Oh no. I hear... GUN SPINNING AND SIMPING FOR BIG BOSS!!!!!

Looks like Raiden is coming to rescue me I hope he doesn't take peoples electrolytes on the way

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER, those dwarves wont give up till im safely stuffed into molly

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

I would say they’re going to die but he’s never killed a man

Jack Krauser from Resident Evil 4. It's gonna be just as stressful as if he come to kill me, I can feel it.

Those mf aint standing a single chance against doom slayer.

I mean I discovered esoteric knowledge so everything speaks to me as if we were one in the same so too that point I'd say every single character

Last game I played is MGSV, I’ll be fine

I was playing xenoverse 2