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tangomarkIII

L’existence est pain


Shaveyourbread

Exactly where my mind went, as well.


geomagus

Nah, this is clearly a reference to that classic 1975 Glen Campbell country song “Rhinestone Bread-purse”.


gcboyd1

You made me laugh out loud!


geomagus

Huzzah! :D


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saladmunch

Maybe the seller was french? Ive ordered things from japan and germany and they'll usually add fun little bonus items as a thank you for choosing their little shop over a brand


bracecum

I once ordered some paints and the first one I took out was apparently called "negro black". I thought it was a bit strange until I realized they all had the colour in spanish and english written on them.


madrid1979

I want to know where I can find that bread magnet. I’m diabetic and it helps to have the reminder.


Dull_Concert_414

Non, je ne baguette rien 


gpowell31

Ooohhhh rien de rien


Rudhelm

I guess a lot of people won't get that lol


yuppiehelicopter

dead pan humor


OrionSoul

Funny because pan is bread in spanish


HotFudgeFundae

Bread


TakenUsername120184

The double meaning is what gets me cause it’s two jokes and not just one! Bon travaille!


CitizenKayt

Bag-ette


newInnings

Get out


WhiteGXRoblox

No


wiseduhm

Get in?


WhiteGXRoblox

Ok


RedditedYoshi

GET DOWN!!


AmorphousVoice

Get on up! \*Unintelligible James Brown noises\*


Concept_Lab

Existence is pain. Pain is French bread.


Fistricsi

The moment i have seen the shoes i was like: "They are making loafers arent they?" I was very wrong.


Clemicus

I’m stuck between: “Baguettes for feets” and “Please God no, don’t give them ideas.”


Dogs_not_people

Um, I saw one last week. It's been done!


r3ttah

Underappreciated comment


Adam-Happyman

Thehehe.


V1rtualB0i1508

r/angryupvote


AmMissingInSyria

Why is it that these DIY craft videos always find ideas only out of epoxy resin and super glue?


[deleted]

It’s the glue driving the ideas. ![gif](giphy|3o7qE7wf80SLgw5IMo|downsized)


Mrpuddikin

Sponsored by big glue


crochet_connection

That's big glue for ya


Team_Adrichat

You forgot the hot glue. Was shocked, that they didn’t use it here.


westwoo

And my cement!


parrotandduck

Everybody is trying to follow in the footsteps of [/r/epoxyhotdog](https://www.reddit.com/r/epoxyhotdog/). Unsuccessfully.


Pubelication

It's a conspiracy by Big Glue corporations to get people to buy more glue.


Mekelaxo

They are made by content farms that make videos in the way that the data shows gives them more views. For dinner dressing when they make things with those things they get more views, so they keep doing it


SillyNuffer

Rage bait


MartianTurkey

Rage bake


fatkiddown

As stones were being applied I said to myself, “oh this is bad..”


Silly_042

It was bad the second they came up with the idea to begin with


wait_ichangedmymind

Artisan Rage Bake


J3sush8sm3

I dont give a damn if its bait.  This is the reason aliens havent come to visit


tilthevoidstaresback

Either that or it WILL be the reason. All of those signals are going out into the universe and someone might come to unplug the machine.


Clemicus

This galaxy is blocked off. There’s a huge force field around it preventing access.


wilof

Could be an alien trying to fit in


Harold_Zoid

At this point the videos are so stupid I’m no longer raging. I’m just amazed by the creativity behind the stupidity.


CeruleanShot

"What can I turn into a hideous bag that hasn't been done before?" surprisingly has a lot of answers.


According_Gazelle472

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen !


Hessper

I laughed the moment she pulled it up as a bag. This shit is funny and would be amazing to have out in public, haha.


ThaFuck

That explains why I hate this person so much.


geraltsthiccass

Its succeeded. As a baker I fucking loaf this


[deleted]

That was the yeast funny pun I've ever heard.


MaterialCarrot

Mission accomplished. Aaaaàaaaaargh!


nlevine1988

It's such good rage bait. In fact it's almost too good for its on good.


tonitacker

Rage bread


Rudhelm

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


ticklemesatan

Jesus Who the yell makes these things..


sameth1

Or just a silly project to prove it's possible and confound the viewer.


Few-Raise-1825

The true rage here is no cleavage


Rpposter01

Looks like a Amazing World of Gumball character.


[deleted]

Withouuuuut you I can't breeeeeathe


westwoo

Somehow it reminded me of the inverted chin girl even through it looks nothing like her


ConsumableCeilingFan

Hinges should NOT go on bread


rolfsonofasheppard

Lost my shit when i saw the screws


OKBeeDude

I was so flabbergasted even my baguette came unhinged


Clemicus

It isn’t a load bearing baguette


Hand-Driven

I recon, she didn’t even use a pilot hole.


Clemicus

Don’t make me watch it again


depressedbreakfast

Might be a great rare insult? Like : “they’re so crazy even their baguette is unhinged!” Or something like that idk


[deleted]

People are angry at this and I laughed at the entire thing soon as I saw the hinge I was dying


you-a-buggaboo

fucking same, it's honestly the hinges that make me think that this has absolutely got to be satire. I'm still laughing, if this is satire it's the funniest thing I've ever seen


bucketofmonkeys

I wonder what the torque spec is for a crusty Italian loaf.


DiscipleOfMurphy

I have done nothing but hinge bread for three days.


Smurf_Off_You_Smurf

It wouldn't be too bad if she'd have used bread screws instead of wood screws.


dolce_de_cheddar

I was dying when she pulled out the electric drill to screw into fucking bread.


tms88

Unhinged comment


Moto56_

r/brandnewsentence


JaffaSG1

Makes me appreciate Lady Gaga‘s meat dress


ticklemesatan

Does it though? I mean there probably wasn’t any epoxy or glitter involved at all…


JaffaSG1

EXACTLY


Sphinx-

This is why the terrorists hate us


grc207

If someone pointed a gun to my head and only gave me one minute to explain everything that’s wrong with the US, I’d show them this video.


westwoo

If this video actually represented everything wrong with the US, there would've been world peace


alleghenysinger

Aren't these Russian? The 5 minute craft group and all.


Gov_asseater

Correct


muddynips

And they are correct to do so Allahu Akbar.


Captain_Fatbelly

Yeah. If we get a sequel to 9/11 I'm blaming this video


neverendjngstory

i thought it was gonna turn into a fleshlight for a second ngl


MamaUrsus

Same.


Dragonfruit_98

At one point it went full breadussy


neverendjngstory

so cozy and warm


[deleted]

I came here for the inevitable fleshlight comments and you did not disappoint


Dysgasp

This shit will mold in two weeks


Totally_Bradical

It won’t last two weeks, you’ll get jumped by a gang of seagulls the second you leave the neighborhood


WanderlostNomad

pigeon gang gets first dibs.


LittlePurr76

Mine?


Dysgasp

MINE!!!


[deleted]

I mean if it was fake bread and not constructed out of safety pins I could see myself wearing it. That probably says more about me though...


ApplicationOk4464

Meh, authentic bread bag or nothing! Gotta walk that fkin panini girl.


closeddoorfun

The shoe is just insulting


No_Calligrapher_6799

The bitch probably made her own shoes 🫣 and use a bag for the construction!


eeveeplays50040

As someone that sells bread as a job, my mind is constantly running the femur breaker scream.


Iron_Lock

Alright. This one got to me. Successfully rage baited. Wasting food, glue, and fucking glitter. What a perfect combination for hatred.


HerrMilkmann

I at least hope they used it in public for a few days. Imagine peoples reactions when she reaches into bread to get her money or something


JellyProof2104

DIWHY post of the year, right here, and it's only mid January.


berdulf

We all know this year’s going to get really weird, at least in the U.S.


Weibu11

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


bayothound

To be fair amazing theft protection.


[deleted]

absolutely, no one messin around if youre crazier than them


maureen_leiden

The phone doesn't even fit properly ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Marquar234

I thought this was r/stupidfood, and that was honey, not glue.


Garlic-Rough

not once did I know what was going to happen after every step


jSo35287

I want whatever they are smoking


justgotnewglasses

I might make one of these for my ex-wife's mother. Or maybe my old boss. Fuck you Cheryl.


MellyMel86

I knew I was in for a treat upon seeing her shirt. Gotta fetishize something in these vids every time


mad_fishmonger

There's a couple on YouTube who do resin projects and they've tried a few times to preserve organics (a jack-o'-lantern) in resin and it's always turned out hilariously gross.


1xXMochaWasKickedXx1

OH it think ik who ur talking about it was evan and katelyn, right?


mad_fishmonger

Yes, it's interesting!


Rubber_Knee

Someone really wants a purse that gets moldy and rots over time.


Jazzper74

God i hate these people.


Mirth2727

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


Skirt_Thin

![gif](giphy|aLcNSDf8VATPq|downsized)


-Kujau-

A Drag-Potatoes with braces? Why not.


Pattern_Necessary

This is hilarious actually


PointedSpectre

Initially I tried to guess the outcome. And then just kept saying "no, no, no" till the end


AuronMessatsu

What the actual fuck


TJsNewsFeed

Anyone else bothered by (among other things) the random shirt color change?


ContinualSaga

new subreddit needed diWTF ... because what the fuck, not just why the fuck?


T-MexVampirePunter

This, may be the best embodiment of this sub.


figbott

Sigh.. everything reminds me of her..


Traditional_Case2791

🤦🏻‍♀️


Bfdifan37

ouch oof oof my eyes


Aimlessdrifter8778

Should be paired with that guy who made a phone bag with a brick


cpsldr

every second is painful...


Stinkymansausage

Thought she was a genie making bread feet https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENlbpsMCl8


strrax-ish

Oh, the pain...


EpicMorden

That was a wild ride


PeridotChampion

Who the fuck is high enough to come up with this? I mean, rage bait or not, this is insane


Commercial_Pitch_786

This has to be the dumbest thing I have seen on here, 2nd only to anything political


WyvernSlayer7

Bro what- when i saw the cloth being put in i was bro what is this a fleshlight???


Informal-Impact-8136

I’ve always wanted a moldy purse!


Themasterwh0

I’ve seen some dumbshit here before but this might be the dumbest


dunkyboo

Whether it's rage bait, or satire, doesn't fuckin matter anymore. What a waste of good bread.


Knato

Shit I just threw my phone to the ground watching this. WTF.


Informal_Process2238

Ah a bag uette


zincboymc

In France, defacing bread like this can get you 20 to life in prison.


Prof_de_physique

C'est un crimes contre la gastronomie. Il n'y a rien qui va ! Ce pain a l'air immangeable


Technical-Mine-2287

Grossest fucking thing I've ever seen. Explains well why the woman hides her face from this monstrosity


jenjenanjuce

The internet was a mistake


Least-Theory-781

This is the worst thing I have ever seen and I am deeply offended. Wonderful post. 10/10


Paehon

The number of notifications killed my phone, but thanks


UndercoverBully

This is how other countries catch up to us, because we do stupid shit like this.


Sonof_Gax20X

Why are we still here...? Just to suffer...? Every night, I can feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers... The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... You can feel it too, right?


NicoDeGuyo

This has to be a troll with the safety pins as an accessory


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SubParHydra

As a French speaker, I appreciate the pun. As a French person I want to kill myself now.


A33guardian

did this bitch seriously just made a loaf of bread into a bag ?


NotTheCraftyVeteran

At no point in this video did I have any idea where they were going with it


JakDrako

Une baguette dans le cul est un pain in the ass.


XiaolongDrake

If bread in French is pain, then I'm running a fucking bakery


[deleted]

I've seen some stupid shit, but this... This takes the cake


DYubiquitous

Anyone know what kind of shoe she used? Nevermind, it was a loafer.


why_ntp

The worst one yet.


CrashParade

For the last time, give women pockets. Look what they're having to do just to carry a fucking phone!


Aururai

its not gonna be the last time..


Skuz95

I think they are just messing with us now.


joseph58tech

It's all fun and games until the bread rots


curlygoats

The hinge fucking killed me


BeIAtch-Killa

I've seen a lot of stupid shit in my life but this is upper crust


KccOStL33

Dude that's not going to hold up. Everybody knows you have to use drywall anchors if you're going to put screws in bread.. /s


why_tf_am_i_like_dat

As a French i never felt more pain than today watching this abomination (i can even tell you the bread doesn't taste good just looking at it) ![gif](giphy|7TTWKxyPlG48HWYfi5|downsized)


Paehon

As a french too, the worst thing are the comments : "how can you do that to good bread". Well, it was not good in the first place...


why_tf_am_i_like_dat

It's wood not even bread lmao


geekchick2411

I hate when people waste food, it's so expensive and many can't afford to get it. I know it's a rage bait but still this is just fucked up.


PaulyKPykes

Honestly if a bag that is made out of bread is the one thing in the world you desperately want, then sure go for it, but the moment I saw that this thing could barely fit a phone I was like COME THE FUCK ON! You could've scooped it a bit bigger!


[deleted]

**Why**


Ill-Breadfruit5356

No, handbag is pain.


DrPants707

Existence is pan.


NerY_05

Oh, bread! Let's see what sandwich she's making... Oh. Glue.


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

Stupid people finding out they can get attention off doing stupid shit online:


[deleted]

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, bread bag is cool


madmikepiv

Okay time to unfollow this sub


Rimurooooo

3 seconds in and I guess it’s no longer a bread bowl


NoEntertainment6079

People are ungrateful. What can we say about it.


NewSkills2024

Ignoring how stupid that idea is, why don't they use epoxy or resin?


FabianGladwart

I stopped after glue


PrincessSpoiled

I thought this was r/stupidfood and I was very confused