Maybe the seller was french? Ive ordered things from japan and germany and they'll usually add fun little bonus items as a thank you for choosing their little shop over a brand
I once ordered some paints and the first one I took out was apparently called "negro black". I thought it was a bit strange until I realized they all had the colour in spanish and english written on them.
They are made by content farms that make videos in the way that the data shows gives them more views. For dinner dressing when they make things with those things they get more views, so they keep doing it
fucking same, it's honestly the hinges that make me think that this has absolutely got to be satire. I'm still laughing, if this is satire it's the funniest thing I've ever seen
There's a couple on YouTube who do resin projects and they've tried a few times to preserve organics (a jack-o'-lantern) in resin and it's always turned out hilariously gross.
Why are we still here...?
Just to suffer...?
Every night, I can feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers...
The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost...
You can feel it too, right?
*This has to be a*
*Troll with the safety pins as*
*An accessory*
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As a French i never felt more pain than today watching this abomination (i can even tell you the bread doesn't taste good just looking at it)
![gif](giphy|7TTWKxyPlG48HWYfi5|downsized)
Honestly if a bag that is made out of bread is the one thing in the world you desperately want, then sure go for it, but the moment I saw that this thing could barely fit a phone I was like COME THE FUCK ON! You could've scooped it a bit bigger!
L’existence est pain
Exactly where my mind went, as well.
Nah, this is clearly a reference to that classic 1975 Glen Campbell country song “Rhinestone Bread-purse”.
You made me laugh out loud!
Huzzah! :D
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Maybe the seller was french? Ive ordered things from japan and germany and they'll usually add fun little bonus items as a thank you for choosing their little shop over a brand
I once ordered some paints and the first one I took out was apparently called "negro black". I thought it was a bit strange until I realized they all had the colour in spanish and english written on them.
I want to know where I can find that bread magnet. I’m diabetic and it helps to have the reminder.
Non, je ne baguette rien
Ooohhhh rien de rien
I guess a lot of people won't get that lol
dead pan humor
Funny because pan is bread in spanish
Bread
The double meaning is what gets me cause it’s two jokes and not just one! Bon travaille!
Bag-ette
Get out
No
Get in?
Ok
GET DOWN!!
Get on up! \*Unintelligible James Brown noises\*
Existence is pain. Pain is French bread.
The moment i have seen the shoes i was like: "They are making loafers arent they?" I was very wrong.
I’m stuck between: “Baguettes for feets” and “Please God no, don’t give them ideas.”
Um, I saw one last week. It's been done!
Underappreciated comment
Thehehe.
r/angryupvote
Why is it that these DIY craft videos always find ideas only out of epoxy resin and super glue?
It’s the glue driving the ideas. ![gif](giphy|3o7qE7wf80SLgw5IMo|downsized)
Sponsored by big glue
That's big glue for ya
You forgot the hot glue. Was shocked, that they didn’t use it here.
And my cement!
Everybody is trying to follow in the footsteps of [/r/epoxyhotdog](https://www.reddit.com/r/epoxyhotdog/). Unsuccessfully.
It's a conspiracy by Big Glue corporations to get people to buy more glue.
They are made by content farms that make videos in the way that the data shows gives them more views. For dinner dressing when they make things with those things they get more views, so they keep doing it
Rage bait
Rage bake
As stones were being applied I said to myself, “oh this is bad..”
It was bad the second they came up with the idea to begin with
Artisan Rage Bake
I dont give a damn if its bait. This is the reason aliens havent come to visit
Either that or it WILL be the reason. All of those signals are going out into the universe and someone might come to unplug the machine.
This galaxy is blocked off. There’s a huge force field around it preventing access.
Could be an alien trying to fit in
At this point the videos are so stupid I’m no longer raging. I’m just amazed by the creativity behind the stupidity.
"What can I turn into a hideous bag that hasn't been done before?" surprisingly has a lot of answers.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen !
I laughed the moment she pulled it up as a bag. This shit is funny and would be amazing to have out in public, haha.
That explains why I hate this person so much.
Its succeeded. As a baker I fucking loaf this
That was the yeast funny pun I've ever heard.
Mission accomplished. Aaaaàaaaaargh!
It's such good rage bait. In fact it's almost too good for its on good.
Rage bread
![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)
Jesus Who the yell makes these things..
Or just a silly project to prove it's possible and confound the viewer.
The true rage here is no cleavage
Looks like a Amazing World of Gumball character.
Withouuuuut you I can't breeeeeathe
Somehow it reminded me of the inverted chin girl even through it looks nothing like her
Hinges should NOT go on bread
Lost my shit when i saw the screws
I was so flabbergasted even my baguette came unhinged
It isn’t a load bearing baguette
I recon, she didn’t even use a pilot hole.
Don’t make me watch it again
Might be a great rare insult? Like : “they’re so crazy even their baguette is unhinged!” Or something like that idk
People are angry at this and I laughed at the entire thing soon as I saw the hinge I was dying
fucking same, it's honestly the hinges that make me think that this has absolutely got to be satire. I'm still laughing, if this is satire it's the funniest thing I've ever seen
I wonder what the torque spec is for a crusty Italian loaf.
I have done nothing but hinge bread for three days.
It wouldn't be too bad if she'd have used bread screws instead of wood screws.
I was dying when she pulled out the electric drill to screw into fucking bread.
Unhinged comment
r/brandnewsentence
Makes me appreciate Lady Gaga‘s meat dress
Does it though? I mean there probably wasn’t any epoxy or glitter involved at all…
EXACTLY
This is why the terrorists hate us
If someone pointed a gun to my head and only gave me one minute to explain everything that’s wrong with the US, I’d show them this video.
If this video actually represented everything wrong with the US, there would've been world peace
Aren't these Russian? The 5 minute craft group and all.
Correct
And they are correct to do so Allahu Akbar.
Yeah. If we get a sequel to 9/11 I'm blaming this video
i thought it was gonna turn into a fleshlight for a second ngl
Same.
At one point it went full breadussy
so cozy and warm
I came here for the inevitable fleshlight comments and you did not disappoint
This shit will mold in two weeks
It won’t last two weeks, you’ll get jumped by a gang of seagulls the second you leave the neighborhood
pigeon gang gets first dibs.
Mine?
MINE!!!
I mean if it was fake bread and not constructed out of safety pins I could see myself wearing it. That probably says more about me though...
Meh, authentic bread bag or nothing! Gotta walk that fkin panini girl.
The shoe is just insulting
The bitch probably made her own shoes 🫣 and use a bag for the construction!
As someone that sells bread as a job, my mind is constantly running the femur breaker scream.
Alright. This one got to me. Successfully rage baited. Wasting food, glue, and fucking glitter. What a perfect combination for hatred.
I at least hope they used it in public for a few days. Imagine peoples reactions when she reaches into bread to get her money or something
DIWHY post of the year, right here, and it's only mid January.
We all know this year’s going to get really weird, at least in the U.S.
![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)
To be fair amazing theft protection.
absolutely, no one messin around if youre crazier than them
The phone doesn't even fit properly ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
I thought this was r/stupidfood, and that was honey, not glue.
not once did I know what was going to happen after every step
I want whatever they are smoking
I might make one of these for my ex-wife's mother. Or maybe my old boss. Fuck you Cheryl.
I knew I was in for a treat upon seeing her shirt. Gotta fetishize something in these vids every time
There's a couple on YouTube who do resin projects and they've tried a few times to preserve organics (a jack-o'-lantern) in resin and it's always turned out hilariously gross.
OH it think ik who ur talking about it was evan and katelyn, right?
Yes, it's interesting!
Someone really wants a purse that gets moldy and rots over time.
God i hate these people.
![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)
![gif](giphy|aLcNSDf8VATPq|downsized)
A Drag-Potatoes with braces? Why not.
This is hilarious actually
Initially I tried to guess the outcome. And then just kept saying "no, no, no" till the end
What the actual fuck
Anyone else bothered by (among other things) the random shirt color change?
new subreddit needed diWTF ... because what the fuck, not just why the fuck?
This, may be the best embodiment of this sub.
Sigh.. everything reminds me of her..
🤦🏻♀️
ouch oof oof my eyes
Should be paired with that guy who made a phone bag with a brick
every second is painful...
Thought she was a genie making bread feet https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENlbpsMCl8
Oh, the pain...
That was a wild ride
Who the fuck is high enough to come up with this? I mean, rage bait or not, this is insane
This has to be the dumbest thing I have seen on here, 2nd only to anything political
Bro what- when i saw the cloth being put in i was bro what is this a fleshlight???
I’ve always wanted a moldy purse!
I’ve seen some dumbshit here before but this might be the dumbest
Whether it's rage bait, or satire, doesn't fuckin matter anymore. What a waste of good bread.
Shit I just threw my phone to the ground watching this. WTF.
Ah a bag uette
In France, defacing bread like this can get you 20 to life in prison.
C'est un crimes contre la gastronomie. Il n'y a rien qui va ! Ce pain a l'air immangeable
Grossest fucking thing I've ever seen. Explains well why the woman hides her face from this monstrosity
The internet was a mistake
This is the worst thing I have ever seen and I am deeply offended. Wonderful post. 10/10
The number of notifications killed my phone, but thanks
This is how other countries catch up to us, because we do stupid shit like this.
Why are we still here...? Just to suffer...? Every night, I can feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers... The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... You can feel it too, right?
This has to be a troll with the safety pins as an accessory
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As a French speaker, I appreciate the pun. As a French person I want to kill myself now.
did this bitch seriously just made a loaf of bread into a bag ?
At no point in this video did I have any idea where they were going with it
Une baguette dans le cul est un pain in the ass.
If bread in French is pain, then I'm running a fucking bakery
I've seen some stupid shit, but this... This takes the cake
Anyone know what kind of shoe she used? Nevermind, it was a loafer.
The worst one yet.
For the last time, give women pockets. Look what they're having to do just to carry a fucking phone!
its not gonna be the last time..
I think they are just messing with us now.
It's all fun and games until the bread rots
The hinge fucking killed me
I've seen a lot of stupid shit in my life but this is upper crust
Dude that's not going to hold up. Everybody knows you have to use drywall anchors if you're going to put screws in bread.. /s
As a French i never felt more pain than today watching this abomination (i can even tell you the bread doesn't taste good just looking at it) ![gif](giphy|7TTWKxyPlG48HWYfi5|downsized)
As a french too, the worst thing are the comments : "how can you do that to good bread". Well, it was not good in the first place...
It's wood not even bread lmao
I hate when people waste food, it's so expensive and many can't afford to get it. I know it's a rage bait but still this is just fucked up.
Honestly if a bag that is made out of bread is the one thing in the world you desperately want, then sure go for it, but the moment I saw that this thing could barely fit a phone I was like COME THE FUCK ON! You could've scooped it a bit bigger!
**Why**
No, handbag is pain.
Existence is pan.
Oh, bread! Let's see what sandwich she's making... Oh. Glue.
Stupid people finding out they can get attention off doing stupid shit online:
I don’t know what you guys are talking about, bread bag is cool
Okay time to unfollow this sub
3 seconds in and I guess it’s no longer a bread bowl
People are ungrateful. What can we say about it.
Ignoring how stupid that idea is, why don't they use epoxy or resin?
I stopped after glue
I thought this was r/stupidfood and I was very confused