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TimeCryptographer547

I mean a couple pictures of some recipes would have been nice lol.


yupuhoh

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Betelgeuzeflower

I'm sure she gets lots of travellers for her plum.


yupuhoh

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yupuhoh

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nowlistenhereboy

This is a truly bad recipe lol. Butter and garlic on medium heat is going to produce scallops that are pale yellow and rubber before they ever start looking like that picture. If you make the heat high enough the butter and garlic will burn. It's a nice idea to make a book like this but at least hire someone that knows what they're talking about, damn.


Spaceman_Spliff_42

A properly pre-heated pan at medium heat would/can produce caramelization like that, but you still make a fair point lol


Expectnoresponse

So what you're saying is that no matter how you cook it, it's going to taste like hell.


4udi0phi1e

More than just that, it is saying to deglaze the fuckin pan after NOT bringing shit to correct temps.


BloodyOmerta

Andy Lunique seems to have written the recipes, and has done so for many other video game cook books.


HellDefied

Many men would have died to get those scallops in Tristram… fiesty buggers they are…


Berry2460

put 1 black mushoom and 1 fungal tome into a boiling cauldron, stir lightly until spectral elixir is made


nlomb

What an oversight, a could have been a cool cocktail idea.


Intelligent-Neck1371

The spectral elixir is made by the healer from a demon brain.


yupuhoh

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yupuhoh

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yupuhoh

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yupuhoh

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Konshito

They should make a universial studio park for Diablo, Warcraft and StarCraft and make restaurants like this


CroissantAF

Literally


TechnicalHighlight29

I've played Diablo sense forever. I bought a ps1 with hard earned money as a kid just for Diablo. Then I got a computer to play D1. Then I downloaded D2 stress test. Then played D2. Bought a new computer for D3. We know how that launch went but played D3 a lot. I have d4. Beat it and never once did I eat food. I don't even remember seeing food besides maybe D2 Act 2 market? WTF is this? Weirs. I want it but weird. I have Skyrims cook book, that makes sense. Game of thrones? Got it. Diablo? Why would that even be a thing? No hate I want one just curious.


yupuhoh

I had pretty much the same.thoughts lol.


Dangerous_Donkey5353

I have the Hannibal cookbook from the TV show. There's some good stuff in that one.


TechnicalHighlight29

OK now that is one I'd buy. Never watched the show but I like the intentions there lol. In the GoT one it has "pigeon" pie but even says sub chicken if you need to lol I can imagine what that one has.


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Bro the show is fantastic. Mads Mikkelsen absolutely crushes the role. And the food scenes makes the cookbook that much more desirable. Only 3 seasons. One of my top 3 shows of all time.


TechnicalHighlight29

Damn. I love Mads I need to see what's up. What's it on? It will be hard to beat my I dunno if I could do 3 but I like some crime I guess Wire OR Breaking Bad I'm fucking torn choosing. Sopranos That's 3. Better Call Saul is a bonus but after much thought BB is better for different reasons.


Dangerous_Donkey5353

I think its on Hulu currently. S2 is my favorite of the 3. I think BCS is better throughout the whole series, but BB s4 and 5 are top tier. But yeah I think I would say BB is better than BCS. It's kind of the opposite of Wire. First 3/4 seasons were amazing last one came up a little short for me.


TechnicalHighlight29

Do the seaosns connect? Id have to start at one. I think I agree with you Wire S5 was not so good and definitely didn't have the impact of BBs last season. And Sopranos and Wire in classic HBO fashion can draaag some times not including the dumb 20 minute intro song lol. You know Fargo is great crime weirdness shows too. Just throwing it out now lol


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Yeah all the seasons connect as one continuous story. Love Fargo. My appreciation for it really grew when I noticed all the minor connections that aren't really pointed out directly.


TechnicalHighlight29

It's so good. OK found Hannibal on Prime. Starting S1E1 fuck it.


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Ah yeah thats right it's on Prime. Hope you enjoy!


Zemener_Azonthus

I do remember a crow eating a human eye in the first games intro scene. So there's at least one dish lol.


TechnicalHighlight29

Very spot on lol. I thought that cinematic was soooo crisp and realistic back then. Then d2 trailers dropped I thought I would die lol.


Agret

Blizzard always nailed it with whichever company they contracted for those CGs in their games.


TechnicalHighlight29

The WC3 trailer attached to D2? I think. I was sitting myself lol Shitting too


DifficultMinute

I don’t know if it’s exclusive to them, but Books A Million had a bunch of branded cookbooks like that last time I was there. Diablo, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dungeons and Dragons, etc… Probably all made by the same people who spent a small fortune on licensing.


JonPQ

#AHH, FRESH MEAT!


jugalator

Missed opportunity if the book is lacking a recipe for "Fresh Meat" with a single ingredient being raw meat.


JonPQ

"Fresh meat recipe: - Get some FRESH MEAT (preferably, straight from the bone); - Serve fresh.


Nephalem84

Ingredients:meat What kind of meat? Fresh meat.


long-live-apollo

Ingredients required: Fresh Meat


kry515

No horadric hamburger is a crime.


knc-

The fact that EVERY GAME has its own cookbook is really cringe


Serikunn

Sorry, I just won’t eat cos it’s cringe.


DizzieM8

*the wife*


Gotrek5

If it tells you to go to your local Butcher for supplies DON'T!!!!


Entgegnerz

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TimeCryptographer547

All those look delicious and I hope you cook every single one. Thanks for sharing !


mattlock2099

That's a sweet item for the cookbook collection


Nate5omers

I got the WoW cookbook years back and my gf repeatedly goes to it for ideas. I'll have to add this to her repertoire!


chashaoballs

I absolutely freakin love the bbq sauce from Beer Basted Boar Ribs


yupuhoh

That's awesome. Hopefully some of these turn out good!


siqiniq

I expect Fresh Meat recipes


cokyno

Wtf is that :D i would understand this for example for Monster Hunter. But Diablo? Dont remember any iconic foods rofl


Raytheon-6

A cook book for diablo is very random and very awesome


LyonHeart85

Thats pretty cool 😎


armoredphoenix1

“How to serve man - a cook book for people” vibes


JemmieTTU

What you makin first OP?!


yupuhoh

First page I turned to when she gave it to me was witches biscuits and gravy. So that's happening lol


habuskol

You would think there would be a whole section for Charsi


4udi0phi1e

I raise you the Hannibal cookbook. I'm waiting for delivery


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

This is pretty cool ngl lol


Temporary_Cancel9529

Shoot!! Had no idea they made one now I would have to buy it. have the halo and fallout one already.


NevarNi-RS

Show a recipe!


Konshito

Anything good in there ?


MrDingDong49

That’s awesome


zackbuenojr

Ahhh fressh meat


lulzPIE

Crazy how there’s been absolutely zero food in these games. Activision trying to squeeze everything out of gamers once again. Good on your wife for thinking of you, that’s awesome, but I highly suggest nobody else buy this.


LordJaeger88

Time to cook some FRESH MEAT