That raises an interesting legal question. Happy endings are illegal because that's prostitution. But if it's a machine, would that be illegal? I'm guessing there would be at least four groups:
* People who'd think that should be illegal too.
* People who'd only be concerned about there being regulations to ensure the machine is sanitized.
* People who wouldn't care about it being sanitized.
* People who'd pay more for it to not be sanitized.
This also brings up another question. Are there places like this already? A place where you can do various sexual things with machines, toys, real dolls, etc and you.pay a.fee?
I mean, these things are easily cleaned. Much safer than sex workers as well.
I'm curious which nations, but don't really care to have that in my search history. So, what, it's illegal for women to use vibrators in those countries? In the entire nation? Because that's crazy.
As someone who has worked around industrial arms that size.
You ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE, it’s against the law to be remotely within reach of any robot arm that’d be capable of hurting you. And for VERY good reason.
The arms you are allowed to have sitting next to you on a table, move so slowly and can produce so little force. That the only injury risk is it falling on your feet.
I mean it's a concept gif, but I feel like you almost certainly could design the massage robot arms with a physical maximum force limit, which probably would still pin you down but not rip you to shreds. Like kinda when my mum would put one of her hands around me, I prolly couldn't move and have trouble breathing but I'll be fine.
Yuuuup you could program in safety features.
But once you’ve seen one of these whip around and slam into something because of a glitch. It becomes clear, that no you shouldn’t get within reach at all.
No he means have the actuation device have a physical limiter that maximizes the force the device can deliver, such as using an elastic force or viscous medium
Robot that interact with human often are current (torque) controlled.
Instead of go there and use whatever force available to reach. It's stay within that force band and if you are at a wrong position accept it.
As someone who has worked intimately with collaborative robots and standard industrial robots and programmed and designed both tooling and safety for sizes from small to car-lifting, I can say it depends. The robots shown look like Kuka’s LBR Med, which is a 6 (or 7, can’t tell from their online literature) axis collaborative robot. This means it has force-limiting, redundant safety code that meets ISO standards, and under the right conditions, can be used in contact with humans.
The biggest consideration for collaborative robots is the end of arm tool design, which in this case looks potentially dangerous (has a slightly pointy side), but likely can’t injure a person more than maybe a bruise. They are speed limited (note how sped up the video is) and have programming safety features as well.
These are not the same as industrial robots, that, at that reach typically have 6-10kg payloads or more, and move over 2m/s and don’t give a fuck about what’s in the way. Those robots are terrifying, these are not, and in reality, the only similarity is that they both tie 6 axes together in an “arm” configuration.
Just some information you might find useful.
Cars that malfunction can kill you but we use them every day. Same with airplanes. Obviously they are very justified in worrying but the engineering best practices are well documented. A product like this wouldn't be inherently dangerous if handled correctly.
>A product like this wouldn't be inherently dangerous if handled correctly.
I am less worried about the person handling it causing the injury and more about something about the path planning and/or motion system control (including the sensors) malfunctioning (which are quite a COMMON issues even today, even with regularly maintained large scale industrial robots).
Those can be both hardware and software issues. In general Byzantine faults would be disastrous with this kinda system.
I can assure you that basically noone who develops/programs/maintains any powerful robots would trust a system like this at this point in time.
Especially because massages need significant force in some parts, but you certainly don't want the same amount of force 3cm to the side directly on your spine or on your head. So you can't even just put in torque/force gate values.
I am specifically referring to the path planning and motion system and sensor failures. I am a professional in the industry, and specifically, my job is to identify the ways in which systems can fail (in terms of random hardware failures and systematic issues in software design).
If you can't trust your system the way you trust your car to not randomly blow the airbag whole you're driving, then that indicates that you don't trust that your system was designed the same way cars get designed, and that fear may very well be warranted.
I don't have a specific argument to make, I just like talking about this stuff.
It's based on force feedback. The control system is a separate chipset that gives positive feedback to maintain safety. As long as the end of arm tooling is broad enough to not concentrate the force applied it's perfectly safe
I have one and I depend on it to a great degree because I have a permanent back injury that causes muscle spasms between my shoulder blades. $270 and it's made my life liveable.
However, a massage therapist can do so much more. But at $90 for a 45 minute session, I can only do it occasionally, while with a massage chair I can do it every day.
This thing is probably a lot closer to a massage therapist than a massage chair. If I could find some way to afford it I'd buy it.
It really pisses me off how quick insurance companies are to pay for quack chiropractic bullshit, but how hard it is to get coverage for therapeutic massage.
It looks like the estimate in the thread is on the range of $50k.
At $90/session, weekly it would take 11 years to pay off. Probably not worth it.
But if you've got chronic back pain, it might be worth using daily: 18 months. I struggle to work because of pain (just yesterday I was fired for it), daily massages could actually increase my income substantially.
And it's more convenient. No driving to and waiting for appointments. No occasional awkwardness. My wife could use it too.
A machine like this would offer the opportunity to lower the cost and have more available hours to serve more people. It wouldn't be too hard to run a small business around these. 10 of these would be a million or more annual revenue business with only around 6 employees, at the low end of around $30 per massage session.
I could easily see paying these back in less than 5 years and still have a very well performing business.
The only question is how durable the arms are to calculate how much maintenance they require, and how many massages they can do before total replacement is recommended.
Just thinking about the whole thing, speculating.
2x 5axis (maybe 4?) robot arm with software that knows massage AND a backend computer AND does not kill you... Well..
Even if it's just yourself, and your current body shape, without some AI driven shit, and if it's in mass production, I wouldn't be surprised over a million $ pricetag.
If it can be used with any body type, and with multiple "massage programs", adding 2024 year shit stuff like "brand new shit massage subscription", with low manufacture numbers, I bet for over 4 mil.
But if you have the correct numbers or even source, it's welcome :D
I work with robot arms, this type of arm can cost anywhere from 10-30k depending on how fancy you want it or what you can program or make yourself. More expensive ones will have a pressure monitoring system so it won't crush you when it receives more feedback. If it's an abrupt enough pressure it should cause it to fault and lock up. Meaning it can prevent you from moving it unless you active a freedrive mode. I'm sure all that means is you can press a button on the table to move the arm out of the way manually. Also you would be surprised at how light these are. Some can be as little as 40lbs. (The whole thing) but your not going to be lifting the entire weight. You will only be moving the joints or part of the arm and not the base.
Look—we can argue about stuff like religion and morality and whether or not there’s life after death until we’re blue in the face, but can we all just agree that paying a monthly subscription for robots to jack us off is simply too dystopian for this world?
Yeah, designs somehow are not made end result oriented. They were taught how to move, they we're not taught for why to move and if that intention seems to be not completing they need to stop immediately. That's what happens, robot still moves even in malfunction, totally unaware of its effects
Collaborative robot arms like this ("cobots") are designed with programmed safeguards, internal sensors that detect resistance to movement, and external sensors that detect things like end effector ("hand") pressure, as well as proximity and object movement detection.
Cobots actually *are* designed and built for specific applications (ie they are made end result oriented). The hydraulic or pneumatic force they can produce is limited, based on the desired application, and this is often limited by the industrial machinery that produces that force itself (think weaker compressors and motors).
You're right to be wary though, even if designed and built for safety, there's still the possibility things may go awry.
The issue is that the safeties are mostly software based. They aren't using limit switches which physically cut power. And any mechanical safeties can also fail as they wear down.
A human masseuse could glitch out and strangle you for fun, but even then they can't physically punch a hole in you accidentally. So a broken human still gives the victim a chance a survive.
Just based on this being an animation showing what looks like a project goal, I suspect this is in the design or prototype stage of development.
Collaborative robots ("Cobots"), robots that are intentionally designed and built for safely interacting with people, do exist today and are in use in many industries.
I doubt, but do not know if, this type of cobot is available for purchase yet.
(Edit: Also, I lol'd at the AI comment.)
You can purchase the arms, they look like UR brand, universal robots. They are fairly easy to program, as far as robots go. They are designed for collaborative work with humans, so they have specifically integrated safety systems and limits for working with/next to humans. The size of those are limited to around 5-10Kg of force. They can also be programed easily with very accurate force feedback along side the servo motor torque feedback limits.
I have lower back pain that’s caused by very tight hamstrings. So getting my butt massaged feels really good, but I would never dare to go in a massage place and ask the girl to massage my ass lol. With this robot I could get one
I promise that you totally could go into a massage parlor and request that normally. Especially given the excellent reason why that you’ve written. It’s not weird and something that I’ve actually requested before (hips, but they still gotta get to it through the butt cheeks). If they’re a professional, you will be just another body.
I don’t trust this— a machine cannot feel your ENERGY, your muscles tensing or relaxing, and cannot gauge how you truly react to the feel of pressure on your body. It’s best in my opinion to have an other human make that connection to give you the best massage results. Speaking as a massage patient only.
but i want to do this.. i want to help people, and im very intuitive, im good at helping a person feel much better by massage.. Thing is, it takes some loosing up to ' fix' some muscle issues, if you just forced it, you would damage the muscle tissue. But a massage therapist can change your life, your posture, do you so much good.
i remember the sky looking bluer, my outlook was changed after i got a massage, i didnt realize i was haunched over and overworked and miserable, not really. it wont fix everything, but if its the problem, its great. shrug.
My massage was an intervention. lol
It’s all fun and games till the cat jumps on the keyboard in the middle of your message, and accidentally (not really accidentally) activates butt plug mode 🤷♂️
Even relaxing massages I've had usually involve the need for the masseuse to feel how my body is responding to certain things and adjusting their techniques.
Honestly, physical touch from another human is more appealing and more likely to feel good without being too much. Plus I'm sure it's more likely to have a healing effect on the body over a machine
This sort of thing looks neat but it's absolutely no substitute for a properly skilled professional, FFS. Leaving aside malfunctions, human anatomy is much more varied than most folks realize, ***especially when talking about injuries***. There's absolutely no way this system is going to be able to feel and properly adjust for these differences. A massive part of the training massage therapists receive is in how to detect and adjust for those things.
Finally someone talking sense in the thread.
The dude is wearing a specific suite since there’s too much friction otherwise and it doesn’t use oil. This is nothing but a dangerous tech demo.
I'd be afraid of it malfunctioning and just punching a hole thru me
Or violating your butthole aggressively
I'm listening...
The machine has a hidden third arm, it has a giant dildo attached on it
Ok so I want it more now?
Being afraid of something doesn't make it not sexy.
Master, pls I need you infinite information for be more close to you
scaroused
These comments XD too funny!
Who says I’m afraid
It makes it MORE sexy!
How much, and who do I make the cheque out to?
*....go on...*
Nope it goes _in_
Bring out the Fluggegecheimen!
Free t-shirt
This is definitely where I parked my car
Now is that the stock model or does it cost extra? I'm asking for a friend...
Sounds legit... It's for the happy ending
That raises an interesting legal question. Happy endings are illegal because that's prostitution. But if it's a machine, would that be illegal? I'm guessing there would be at least four groups: * People who'd think that should be illegal too. * People who'd only be concerned about there being regulations to ensure the machine is sanitized. * People who wouldn't care about it being sanitized. * People who'd pay more for it to not be sanitized.
This also brings up another question. Are there places like this already? A place where you can do various sexual things with machines, toys, real dolls, etc and you.pay a.fee? I mean, these things are easily cleaned. Much safer than sex workers as well.
Apparently mechanophilia is a crime in some nations...
I'm curious which nations, but don't really care to have that in my search history. So, what, it's illegal for women to use vibrators in those countries? In the entire nation? Because that's crazy.
That's just to hold you in place to ensure the best possible massage experience, right?
Is it a truly a full body massage if you don't get your prostate massaged?
They charge extra for that
it's free when the camera is on
The one in Mac’s gym absolutely does this.
LOO LOO LOO
Greetings, I am Fisto, please assume the position
I’m reading that in Bender’s voice..
Just like a real massage
Don’t threaten us with a good time
Feature not a bug.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
As someone who has worked around industrial arms that size. You ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE, it’s against the law to be remotely within reach of any robot arm that’d be capable of hurting you. And for VERY good reason. The arms you are allowed to have sitting next to you on a table, move so slowly and can produce so little force. That the only injury risk is it falling on your feet.
same. I work with denso robotic arms that are roughly as big as those. They could rip you apart with without slowing down.
I mean it's a concept gif, but I feel like you almost certainly could design the massage robot arms with a physical maximum force limit, which probably would still pin you down but not rip you to shreds. Like kinda when my mum would put one of her hands around me, I prolly couldn't move and have trouble breathing but I'll be fine.
Yuuuup you could program in safety features. But once you’ve seen one of these whip around and slam into something because of a glitch. It becomes clear, that no you shouldn’t get within reach at all.
It would need to be a physical feature I think, not a program
No he means have the actuation device have a physical limiter that maximizes the force the device can deliver, such as using an elastic force or viscous medium
Robot that interact with human often are current (torque) controlled. Instead of go there and use whatever force available to reach. It's stay within that force band and if you are at a wrong position accept it.
Yeah but massages need significant force. However you don't want that force 3 cm to the side where your spine is.
As someone who has worked intimately with collaborative robots and standard industrial robots and programmed and designed both tooling and safety for sizes from small to car-lifting, I can say it depends. The robots shown look like Kuka’s LBR Med, which is a 6 (or 7, can’t tell from their online literature) axis collaborative robot. This means it has force-limiting, redundant safety code that meets ISO standards, and under the right conditions, can be used in contact with humans. The biggest consideration for collaborative robots is the end of arm tool design, which in this case looks potentially dangerous (has a slightly pointy side), but likely can’t injure a person more than maybe a bruise. They are speed limited (note how sped up the video is) and have programming safety features as well. These are not the same as industrial robots, that, at that reach typically have 6-10kg payloads or more, and move over 2m/s and don’t give a fuck about what’s in the way. Those robots are terrifying, these are not, and in reality, the only similarity is that they both tie 6 axes together in an “arm” configuration. Just some information you might find useful.
Cars that malfunction can kill you but we use them every day. Same with airplanes. Obviously they are very justified in worrying but the engineering best practices are well documented. A product like this wouldn't be inherently dangerous if handled correctly.
>A product like this wouldn't be inherently dangerous if handled correctly. I am less worried about the person handling it causing the injury and more about something about the path planning and/or motion system control (including the sensors) malfunctioning (which are quite a COMMON issues even today, even with regularly maintained large scale industrial robots). Those can be both hardware and software issues. In general Byzantine faults would be disastrous with this kinda system. I can assure you that basically noone who develops/programs/maintains any powerful robots would trust a system like this at this point in time. Especially because massages need significant force in some parts, but you certainly don't want the same amount of force 3cm to the side directly on your spine or on your head. So you can't even just put in torque/force gate values.
I am specifically referring to the path planning and motion system and sensor failures. I am a professional in the industry, and specifically, my job is to identify the ways in which systems can fail (in terms of random hardware failures and systematic issues in software design). If you can't trust your system the way you trust your car to not randomly blow the airbag whole you're driving, then that indicates that you don't trust that your system was designed the same way cars get designed, and that fear may very well be warranted. I don't have a specific argument to make, I just like talking about this stuff.
I would assume these arms are engineered with that in mind and are not built with the ability to apply much force.
Not anymore. Chevron deference is gone so bring on the arms.
Excellent work, 47. Now head to an exit
Ah I miss this game, hope we can have a new one soon
those robots are so low powered the only thing you'd need to worry about is crushing your nuts
Can I pay extra to have it crush my nuts?
A lotta paperwork sure... But anything is possible I guess
I mean unless it's doing a real time 3d scan of your body throughout the massage I can't see it not injuring someone.
It's based on force feedback. The control system is a separate chipset that gives positive feedback to maintain safety. As long as the end of arm tooling is broad enough to not concentrate the force applied it's perfectly safe
Never forget that robots are not limited to human strength and do not feel bad when something starts going wrong.
Don't worry the AI is trained on millions of massage videos found online.
Stay away from the Russian and Czech videos. You'll fuckin die
This caused me to have a building (think slow-clap) laugh. A snicker became a chortle became an absolute guffaw!
Talk about a blue screen of death! Yeah, I'm gonna need that vertibrae back... =(
Glad to see this as top comment - my first thought was "oh yeah there's *nothing* that could go wrong here"
The age of men is over. The time of the massage robot has come.
How it immediately got fresh
Straight to tha booty.
“Fine booty mode activated”
You know these ai workers gonna use the "im just a robot" card when they get caught being inappropriate at work
Are you implying that an autonomous machine is not only going to molest people but also reason well enough to try and make excuses for it?
Ai *is* trained on real human behaviour
New pornhub genre unlocked
Must of installed Sir-Mix-A-Lot.EXE.
took only 20 minutes for the first happy ending joke. I hope we can cut that time in half when this is reposted.
But no comments about the bakery, what a disappointment
This is already a repost
You’re already a repost
How many dollars to own this?
80 grand worth of robot arms, not to mention the programming and custom table.
That’s a lot of $115 massages from a real hot person.
True but real people need to be scheduled with, and they get tired whereas a robot can have a “repeat” button
I'm a LMT, I'll gladly be someone's personal on call massage therapist for 80k a year.
Hashtag same and same
Can John Oliver donate one to every public library?
I mean, massage chairs have a wide range of price points and look a lot safer than this… :)
I have one and I depend on it to a great degree because I have a permanent back injury that causes muscle spasms between my shoulder blades. $270 and it's made my life liveable. However, a massage therapist can do so much more. But at $90 for a 45 minute session, I can only do it occasionally, while with a massage chair I can do it every day. This thing is probably a lot closer to a massage therapist than a massage chair. If I could find some way to afford it I'd buy it.
It really pisses me off how quick insurance companies are to pay for quack chiropractic bullshit, but how hard it is to get coverage for therapeutic massage.
This machine does look amazing!!! But it also looks quite pricey, questionable whether it’s cheaper than a massage therapist over time! :)
It looks like the estimate in the thread is on the range of $50k. At $90/session, weekly it would take 11 years to pay off. Probably not worth it. But if you've got chronic back pain, it might be worth using daily: 18 months. I struggle to work because of pain (just yesterday I was fired for it), daily massages could actually increase my income substantially. And it's more convenient. No driving to and waiting for appointments. No occasional awkwardness. My wife could use it too.
A machine like this would offer the opportunity to lower the cost and have more available hours to serve more people. It wouldn't be too hard to run a small business around these. 10 of these would be a million or more annual revenue business with only around 6 employees, at the low end of around $30 per massage session. I could easily see paying these back in less than 5 years and still have a very well performing business. The only question is how durable the arms are to calculate how much maintenance they require, and how many massages they can do before total replacement is recommended.
The only real question I've seen
Just thinking about the whole thing, speculating. 2x 5axis (maybe 4?) robot arm with software that knows massage AND a backend computer AND does not kill you... Well.. Even if it's just yourself, and your current body shape, without some AI driven shit, and if it's in mass production, I wouldn't be surprised over a million $ pricetag. If it can be used with any body type, and with multiple "massage programs", adding 2024 year shit stuff like "brand new shit massage subscription", with low manufacture numbers, I bet for over 4 mil. But if you have the correct numbers or even source, it's welcome :D
I work with robot arms, this type of arm can cost anywhere from 10-30k depending on how fancy you want it or what you can program or make yourself. More expensive ones will have a pressure monitoring system so it won't crush you when it receives more feedback. If it's an abrupt enough pressure it should cause it to fault and lock up. Meaning it can prevent you from moving it unless you active a freedrive mode. I'm sure all that means is you can press a button on the table to move the arm out of the way manually. Also you would be surprised at how light these are. Some can be as little as 40lbs. (The whole thing) but your not going to be lifting the entire weight. You will only be moving the joints or part of the arm and not the base.
Thanks for the insight!
SAME Asking for a friend (wife)
Does it wank me off at the end tho?
That’s an extra $200/month for the “happy ending” subscription
Look—we can argue about stuff like religion and morality and whether or not there’s life after death until we’re blue in the face, but can we all just agree that paying a monthly subscription for robots to jack us off is simply too dystopian for this world?
You’re right. The robot Jack off machine should be a one-time fee!
If I paid for the machine, it better be jackin me off for free
Yes fuck the dystrophic subscription models!
And fuck the dystopian robots
Nice
Just PRAY it is not engineered by Tesla. Can you imagine the software issues? Just damn.
If you try to get up before the massage is over, it compensates by pulverizing your internal organs.
there could easily be an attachment for that.
When it malfunctions and breaks your spinal cord
Yeah, designs somehow are not made end result oriented. They were taught how to move, they we're not taught for why to move and if that intention seems to be not completing they need to stop immediately. That's what happens, robot still moves even in malfunction, totally unaware of its effects
Collaborative robot arms like this ("cobots") are designed with programmed safeguards, internal sensors that detect resistance to movement, and external sensors that detect things like end effector ("hand") pressure, as well as proximity and object movement detection. Cobots actually *are* designed and built for specific applications (ie they are made end result oriented). The hydraulic or pneumatic force they can produce is limited, based on the desired application, and this is often limited by the industrial machinery that produces that force itself (think weaker compressors and motors). You're right to be wary though, even if designed and built for safety, there's still the possibility things may go awry.
The issue is that the safeties are mostly software based. They aren't using limit switches which physically cut power. And any mechanical safeties can also fail as they wear down. A human masseuse could glitch out and strangle you for fun, but even then they can't physically punch a hole in you accidentally. So a broken human still gives the victim a chance a survive.
It would be easy do design it with motors that physically can not output enough force to cause harm.
is this actually available to buy in the real world, or just concept art by an AI trying to convince us to give it robot arms?
Lol seriously
Just based on this being an animation showing what looks like a project goal, I suspect this is in the design or prototype stage of development. Collaborative robots ("Cobots"), robots that are intentionally designed and built for safely interacting with people, do exist today and are in use in many industries. I doubt, but do not know if, this type of cobot is available for purchase yet. (Edit: Also, I lol'd at the AI comment.)
You can purchase the arms, they look like UR brand, universal robots. They are fairly easy to program, as far as robots go. They are designed for collaborative work with humans, so they have specifically integrated safety systems and limits for working with/next to humans. The size of those are limited to around 5-10Kg of force. They can also be programed easily with very accurate force feedback along side the servo motor torque feedback limits.
I would need to see all settings before getting on the table 😂
A tad too much butt-to-robot action right at the beginning there.
They know what they're selling
Man's got the whole bakery
One small malfunction and it'll fold you up like an origami swan.
Get the indian elephant experience.
Sitting here with an aching back after working about 12 hours today on a renovation project and this looks like heaven.
What about the happy ending?
It has to change attachments* for that *Happy end effector
Turn over now (;
I have lower back pain that’s caused by very tight hamstrings. So getting my butt massaged feels really good, but I would never dare to go in a massage place and ask the girl to massage my ass lol. With this robot I could get one
I promise that you totally could go into a massage parlor and request that normally. Especially given the excellent reason why that you’ve written. It’s not weird and something that I’ve actually requested before (hips, but they still gotta get to it through the butt cheeks). If they’re a professional, you will be just another body.
I'm a licensed massage therapist, it's not weird AT ALL. We are professionals and for most of us we look at bodies like a mechanic looks at a car
I don’t trust this— a machine cannot feel your ENERGY, your muscles tensing or relaxing, and cannot gauge how you truly react to the feel of pressure on your body. It’s best in my opinion to have an other human make that connection to give you the best massage results. Speaking as a massage patient only.
Lol I already see the deaths by being pinned down
but i want to do this.. i want to help people, and im very intuitive, im good at helping a person feel much better by massage.. Thing is, it takes some loosing up to ' fix' some muscle issues, if you just forced it, you would damage the muscle tissue. But a massage therapist can change your life, your posture, do you so much good. i remember the sky looking bluer, my outlook was changed after i got a massage, i didnt realize i was haunched over and overworked and miserable, not really. it wont fix everything, but if its the problem, its great. shrug. My massage was an intervention. lol
2035 happy endings are going to be really awkward
Are you embarrassed in front of your robot army jacking you off? You gotta adjust your presence
Is it ok if I get a boner during this massage?
They dont neglect them cheeks!
Everyone here like “will it jerk me off” and all I can think of is “well done 47, now look for an exit”.
Ooooh. I can feel my back popping like bubble wrap. r/oddlysatisfying
Tip the g code programmer, one mistake and that things massaging your lower aorta.
Absofuckinlutely NOT
It’s all fun and games till the cat jumps on the keyboard in the middle of your message, and accidentally (not really accidentally) activates butt plug mode 🤷♂️
If I fits I sits, hooman.
One bug/malfunction away from murder or lifelong disability.
Tesla walks the same line
In theory, really neat. But I guarantee that it can't give a Myofascial iliopsoas lockup release.
I think those are just for relaxing massages not for physiotherapeutic massages
Even relaxing massages I've had usually involve the need for the masseuse to feel how my body is responding to certain things and adjusting their techniques.
That’s great and all until the Singularity
Deshaun Watson would be disappointed.
This is how Asian horror movies start
The Rub Butt 3000 gives you the very best in next level deep tushy massage.
What’s a massage w/o the risk of intrusive thoughts by the masseuse?
💀 hmmmm
The rub and tug community isn’t going to like it
Honestly, physical touch from another human is more appealing and more likely to feel good without being too much. Plus I'm sure it's more likely to have a healing effect on the body over a machine
When giving massages, I too go straight for the butt.
My Bentley has very good massaging seats .
Nope.
More ass play please
Untill it gets hacked and it beats you to death
Didn’t know I had ten thousand dollars for a robot to rub my back
This looks like something Agent 47 would temper with to assassinate his target.
Take my spine out, crack it like a glowstick, and shove it back in.
I’ve seen Final Destination. Ain’t no way.
Don’t understand how it’s going to jerk you off?
Yeah and one day it has a malfunction and breaks your neck casually.
This sort of thing looks neat but it's absolutely no substitute for a properly skilled professional, FFS. Leaving aside malfunctions, human anatomy is much more varied than most folks realize, ***especially when talking about injuries***. There's absolutely no way this system is going to be able to feel and properly adjust for these differences. A massive part of the training massage therapists receive is in how to detect and adjust for those things.
Finally someone talking sense in the thread. The dude is wearing a specific suite since there’s too much friction otherwise and it doesn’t use oil. This is nothing but a dangerous tech demo.
Robots can’t hawk Tuah!
Yet.
BUTT I WANNA MASSAGE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEIR BUTTS FEEL GOOD.GAWDAMN ROBUTTS TAKING MA JOB !!!
Those robot arms are real freaking expensive afaik
I need this
I hate posts like this where you have to scroll through every comment to find the link. And how much more for the flesh light happy ending version?
this reminds me of fried rice by g eazy. thats all
These look like industrial robots, very very expensive.
How many massages does this dude need?
Where is the happy ending ?
Absolutely not.
Until it goes all “Chopping Mall” on your ass…
Is there an attachment with flashlight?
Does anyone know the artist who does this version of the song?
TENDERIZE THE MEAT
What happens when they pin you down and tickle you till you pee . . . My friend wants me to ask if you can pay for that feature?
But when does it jerk me off
Фигня.
Mah butt
Perfect assassination machine
Las maquina esa también hace el final feliz 🤔🤣
Why they do his ass like that
Some hacker uploads a violent pirate personality program and all you hear before the change in personality "RAPE AND PLUNDER.....BUT MOSTLY RAPE."
Another job the tech industry is trying to take away from humans…