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antioccident_

Drug abuse and lightning Very very frightening me


Holyavengerplus5

I laughed so loud at this my dog tore ass out of the room, skitter slid around the corner and fell down. (He's completely OK, other than his pride.) Bravo! 🤣😂


KalagSoul

BOIADERO boiadero BOIADERO LET ME KNOW


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GALILEO


Admirable_Audience15

Whoa! Bravo!


Edgezg

So to be clear, he may not have been in the hospital if he had not gone down because of the lightning. Logic: \[Trivial\] - Success : There was no controlling that. Just really, really bad luck.Pain Threshold: \[Medium\] Failure : YOU LET ME DOWN! YOU LET YOURSELF DOWN! YOU LET THE TEAM DOWN! YOU WERE ALREADY RIDING THE WHITE LIGHTNING. YOU COULDN'T HADN'T A LITTLE REAL LIGHTNING?! DISGRACEFUL!


markisnotcake

Shivers: [Impossible] - Failed Have you ever considered that the lightning isn’t done with you? Half-light [Impossible] - Failed It’s gonna come back!! It’s out there to get you. Volition [Easy] - Success It is not. Calm down, lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice. Drama [Easy] - Success He’s lying Sire. Encyclopedia [Difficult] - Success The long-held myth is far from the truth, the chances that lightning strikes the same place is actually quite high.


UndercoverRichard

...And you are often quite high


Edgezg

Necktie: and we could be HIGHER, Bratan!


Edgezg

Thank you for this addition lol this made me genuinely laugh


Troika_72

Disco as fuck


Edgezg

HARDCORE


ohea

>Hospitalized for: Marijuana abuse Well that's a little melodramatic, isn't it?


sw_faulty

Why you were hospitalised: Advanced tiredness Early stage dehydration Gunshot wound Bruising to knees and elbows The inexorable march of entropy


muryrunom

They ordered him a pizza and had to write it off somehow


CodeBadass

Some people get really sick from Marijuana. A girl I knew was actually hospitalized from it. It's rare, but it happens


Poliochi

Marijuana-induced cyclic vomiting is no joke, probably the most dangerous physical side effect from just the weed.


SaintHuck

Really gotta get some help for that lightning addiction. It'll fry your circuits.


GustlikCzolgista

Old, but gold - always as I see that I star to wonder why tf this dude took benzo in addition to coke? Like fuck, that shit's gonna kill your buzz.


cococrabulon

That’s why it’s *electro* chemistry


Gauffrier

He was dis charged


StretchedNutty

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Success] Let's do it again, Harry.


rashien3

The last line really puts the electro in electrochemistry


DecemberPaladin

Horrific Necktie: THAT’S RIGHT, BRATAN! WAVE THAT GOLF CLUB ‘ROUND IN THIS THUNDERSTORM! TIME TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING!


70Ytterbium

#ELECTROCHEMISTRY


New-Firefighter-5666

The After Visit Summary was printed from an EPIC Electonic Health Record. For those of you who need the ICD-10 code, it is T75. 01XA; Shock due to being struck by lightning, initial encounter. :)