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ChallengeFuture

Rigorous Self-Critique Internalised


knarfud

Not gonna lie I legit laughed hysterically and clapped when I first got this thought. Hit me right in the spot.


zClarkinator

"Sorry (proceed)" lmao


[deleted]

you have a lot to be sorry for


[deleted]

Superstar Cops have nothing to be sorry for


pleoapa

🪩


Relevant_Truth

Wait until it dawns upon you that a lot of the options to say "sorry" for isn't even your fault Just because there's an apologetic choice it doesn't mean our boy is automatically guilty Sorry cop is a "haha got you by the nose" mindfuck just like everything else in the game. It isn't the safe "doing right" option people think it is. ​ The game tricked you and called you out just like everyone else


Lordxeen

Most recent playthrough I held off on enough sorries ( I always apologize to Sylvie, how can I not?) until the second night when my organs were screaming from withdrawal and I said sorry to my own kidneys. Woke up with the dot going "Hey, we figured out your copotype..."


Exlpod

Every time I said sorry it was after I found out some diabolical shit Harry did


SaintHuck

Sounds like my current playthrough of real life atm.


markisnotcake

Why be sorry when you can be a superstar?


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Sounds like me. I realized that because being "sorry" is ingrained into my speech. Its a by product of Canadian living. On my second playthrough, I tried hard to get away from my "I'm sorry to bother you, maybe you can help me because I'm a nice guy" persona and decided to be more direct and authoritative.


Cookie_Ambassador

Don't be sorry, be better!


Holyavengerplus5

Detective Cousteau never says he's sorry. Or always? Well... detective Cousteau sometimes may on occasion say that he's sorry. For the case.


Civil_Working_5054

>Roleplay a racist fascist corrupt cop challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


[deleted]

Quit being a whimp. Say one of these communist or fascist things or fuck off.


LyleSY

I’m so sorry


thedogz11

What do you think you did before becoming a cop?


IsaactheBurninator

Then stop apologizing. You're a superstar!


[deleted]

Harrier one sorry motherfucker okay


maladicta228

When I feel sorry, I stop being sorry and be awesome instead. -Harrier Du Bois (probably)


Mental_Prison666

A sorry cop sneak thief with a bow


The_screaming_egg

When the cop is sorry


Waagh2deth

I struggled to get that achievement. Superstar apologizes for nothing


JjMarkets

It never works out for me either, just like irl.


kwiatjednejnocy

Same


BlackEagle0013

The Gloaming is never sorry. The end of days cometh. (I tend to end up an Apocalypse Cop, just because it's always funnier.)


buddleaf

Ancient Reptilian brain is going to be soo upset with you