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Realdouchemcgee

Imagine not breaking the laws of reality and save scumming until you kick measurehead's phrenologically superior ass. Miss me with that Race Theory shit


DiaMat2040

i sat through like 30min of measurehead explaining race theory when i was new to the game. I thought "well its fucked up but hey, i might need it to progress in the game", only for other characters to call me a racist for it lmao


Kay_Elle

Same, and I needed him to take the damn corpse down.


Manabear12

I like internalizing the thought just to go “It’s shit, open the gate”. Least you get a nice conception buff from it


Jdmaki1996

That what I did on my current playthrough. Went full psych and mind with my stats. So I couldn’t fight him or make the jump. So I learned his race theory but couldn’t commit and rejected him. Was pleasantly surprised when he let me in anyway


GaianNeuron

I feel like I tried that in my last playthrough and got softlocked after rejecting his race theory...


Jdmaki1996

You have to internalize his race theory and the. Go back to him and reject it. You still have to understand it and put it in your thought cabinet. But you don’t have to act on it even when talking to measurehead


GaianNeuron

Ahhh that makes sense. Cheers.


ZazzySpazzy

NGL in my blind playthrough, I think I screwed myself. I internalized it, tried to confirm my learning's and failed with measure head, and fear I'll never get past him to the other offices. At the very least I got that body down thanks to him, and a very needed psyche bonus.


Grabs_Zel

Damn, that's what happens when you miss the shot? Glad I didn't


Dinsdale_P

I just got shitfaced and beat his ass using Harry's everlasting hatred for wömen, despite having only a single point in physique. here's Al-Gul for you, hon.


Bolshevikboy

Literally me on my second run, I was like “fuck this leaping through destroyed buildings shit, I am going to punch this mother fucker”


killinbylove

Lmaoooooo


kevinkiggs1

That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with your fists?


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MEASUREHEAD — “MY PHRENOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY IS NOT MY ONLY POINT OF DOMINANCE OVER THE HAM SANDWICH RACE. *He holds out his left arm for you to see.* NANOMACHINES, AL GUL MAN. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CANNOT HURT ME.”


Mikhail_Mengsk

I just realized I mistyped "compelling". VOLITION: *Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.*


murmur_lox

That volition talk is on point


DiaMat2040

"However," \*gets his skull smashed in\*


Slausher

Could never got over how Measurehead pronounces alcohol


DaddyCool13

**AL-GUL**


Musical-Trash612

Slight correction, it’s not him pronouncing it wrong, it’s likely meant to be him saying it in arabic, though it should be al-Kuhl. It could be measurheaf getting something wrong, or the writing team getting the translation wrong.


AbsoluteNeonCrowbar

Actually Al-Gul in Arabic means "the ogre" so he could also be referring to it as a monstrosity of a beverage. Knowing that ogres in Arabic cultures and lore are known to take in human slaves for consumption, in the case of alcohol making people fall into addiction and then to their death.


Musical-Trash612

Not exactly ogres Al-Gul translates more to ghoul, which in arab folklore are undead that feast on flesh. The use of it could also come from the misconception that the word Al-Kuhl is related to Al-Gul and that it means body eating spirit. Not sure where the misconception started but it’s interesting.


m_gartsman

SEBUM


Zealousideal-Plan454

If there is one thing i can agree with Measurehead its how accuretly diagnosed Harry with schizophrenia, loneliness and lack of sex by the sheer bone structure of his face.


philandere_scarlet

he's lying about the bone structure, the alcoholic bloat and The Expression made it clear enough.


-Trotsky

To be fair I think by bone structure he means that members of Harry’s race are predisposed to alcoholism, and that the bone structure makes such alcoholism expected


Rognol

internalize this!


trr_rr

a rare harry dub.


OVERLORDMAXIMUS

Well, it's a harry dub when you actually pass the roll.


[deleted]

I decided i should knock him out when he was specifically racist to my boy Kim


mjchamplin

Crossed the line


DrFrohman

Now I wanna see Chris Redfield drawn Disco style.


nikkokassom

DISCO INFERNO!!!


Psychic_Hobo

I was very happy with my choice to try out 5 points in Physical as a first playthrough purely for this moment


TheCharalampos

Punch racists


Magicsizing

My skill was only a 30% chance to work, but I still got it. Unfortunately, I chose the uppercut and saved scumed back to flying roundhouse kick.


The_Real_Guy_4

I save scummed before I realized I could jump from the roofs or steal a keycard, worth it though


Holyavengerplus5

Mr. Measurehead is helping me find my moral compass.


GenuineSmirk

I've got a Giant Ham Sandwich for you. Eat this culinary delight.


Wasted_Penguinz

In my first playthrough I internalized Measurehead's bullshit and then told him directly to his face he's stupid. He still let me through. Next playthrough I'll do this lmao