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cmartinez171

Looks like a nipple?


Psilocybin_SeaCow

I’ve got nipples Greg, could you milk me?


sbart76

Oh God, no... Now I can't stop thinking about milking the dog in one of the South Park episodes...


Sharp-Incident-6272

Or In van wilder


Snibbitz

Red rocket, red rocket..


hotlips01

Holy shit dude


AnonymousPrime1

10/10 on your use of a movie quote here


SkellatorQueen

Agreed


Majestic_Delay

You said you milked your sister's cat.


indigomandala23

I'M OLD GREGGGGG!!!


SkellatorQueen

🤣🤣🤣 I FUCKING LOVE OLD GREGG!!


JazzedParrot108

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Excellent_Boss5202

" I pass on grass" 😆 great movie!


SquareRelationship27

You can milk anything with ripples


Vegetable_Event_5213

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


bgmalcolm1

I never considered that 😅 thank you!


cmartinez171

I feel like it’s a right of passage for dog owners to freak out over it no worries 😂😂


Fraulein-Naptime

First one I saw on my male pup I was certain it was a tick and kept trying to remove it 🤦🏼‍♀️


wmass

Rite, like marriage and graduating are rites of passage. As opposed to a property easement giving a neighbor right of passage to the beach.


Absolute_Panic38

This made me smile so much 😂 we've all been there! OH MY GOD MY DOG HAS A TICK OR A TUMOR! Nope, just nipple 😂


cmartinez171

Best case scenario 😂


[deleted]

Don't worry I took my first male cat to the vet when I found a lump... yeah that was shameful bill to pay.


cookingwithkk

Often we don't charge for a first offence 😆


SecondPrior8947

I did the same, no shame. I discovered a bump, freaked, turned out it was her belly button. Now I know!


Valsarta

No worse than taking in a hamster for a 'backend tumor' only to find out it's a boy and those really are his testicles! 🤷🤦


phdeeznuts_

https://youtu.be/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=8eFfUt8fod1mdOsL relevant here


UGGoddess

I just wanted to see if someone was posted this video yet. LOL this was perfect! 🥲


roguebaconstrip

Came here for this comment and laughed so hard


ComprehensiveTitle95

I concur, looks like a nipple.


Careful_Month5928

You never told me about your cat milkin days in motown greg ..... that was a long time ago pam


WaterLilly102

Your doggo has nipples. All doggos have nipples


bgmalcolm1

I feel like an imbecile — thank you!!


WaterLilly102

It's ok. We all make mistakes. I probably would have thought it was a skin tag or something if I didn't know too.


shylox

At least you didn’t try to pick them off. I’ve unfortunately seen it happen.


Ashland19

Thanks for the laugh. We all had to figure it out some time. 😅


Foepe

I went for the vet for this because I thought it was a tick :D


winniewreath

I'm a vet nurse and can confirm this happens a lot!


sToRmY_is_sHe

No need to feel bad - this (initial) mystery is often visited by the best of us. At least once…


Prestigious-Tea-9803

It ok, I find my dogs nipple every month or so and lose it, my heart starts racing before I remember what it is 😂


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

The way I saw this post and ran straight to the comments. Thanks for the laugh, OP! Good on you for asking though.


fluffbutt_boi

I took my dog to the vet because I didn’t know male dogs have nipples.. you’re not alone


cherryosrs

I cackle laughed 😭


SecondPrior8947

Please don't and don't let anyone here or otherwise make you feel bad. These things happen and it's a lifelong learning process.


KisaLilith

Some things are honestly not well known the first time you get a pet and can be quite shocking if you are not used to it. Like the first time I saw a tiny tooth of my dog on the floor when he was still just a puppy, you bet I was scared to death...


LuzjuLeviathan

I had to explain this to my grandma. She didn't believe me untill I pointed out grandpa also have nipples.


IntelligentTry7483

Jesus christ. Poor grandma.


cowtown001

MULTIPLE nipples (8-10), at that! 🤯😂


Worthless_Burden

My dog has 9


Mermaid467

Mine had seven lol


BattyAddi

https://youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=CvTPtMd3UHBgbtc0


bgmalcolm1

I’m actually crying 😂


McTootyBooty

Don’t feel bad. I actually dragged my dog into the vet for only this when I was pretty young and didn’t know. 😂


finniganthebeagle

i reached out to a vet chat panicking over what ended up being my dogs belly button lol


SecondPrior8947

SAME!


BattyAddi

Glad I could help LMAO XD


NVSmall

JFC I'M crying lololol


absolutelyfamished

YES! I came to the comments to post this same link


MarzyMalyss

Me too


away_in_the_head

“Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples?”


penguin_wings

Ayyyyy! There it is.


thatdogJuni

Don’t mind me over here cackling loudly


Active_Ad_3683

I'm fucking dying 🤣


BorderlineBrat98

This is immediately what I thought


bellelovesdonuts

lol!!!!!


Caerlyn

Came here to see if someone posted this video lmao.


vmc444

I always love these posts lmao


NVSmall

I mean... it's actually a great reprieve from all the people posting horrendous injuries or lesions on their dogs, asking "should I take my dog to the vet?" 🤦🏻‍♀️


NVSmall

Lol you're not alone.... after seeing so many posts about ticks on this sub recently, I almost pulled one of my dog's nipples off, because it looked different. And I worked in vet med for several years 🤦🏻‍♀️ I also had to explain, in great depth, that dogs have bellybuttons, to a friend who couldn't wrap her head around it.


Absolute_Panic38

WHAT?! WHERE??


NVSmall

Pretty much where you'd expect it to be! Mid-tummy. They're not the easiest thing to find on dogs with a thick coat though. I have a yellow lab so her belly hair is fairly sparse.


Any_Philosopher3957

We've been trying to find my dog's belly button for ages and we just can't ,😅


rubysp

If you have a boy (never had a female dog but I assume it’ll be similar) it’s a few cm from his tip. Mine bulges out a little so I like to press on it when his belly is up. He doesn’t react to it at all 😂


wmass

If it is a spayed female, she may have lost it in the operation.


NVSmall

I have a female lab and hers is basically exactly where you'd expect - about mid-to-lower belly. If your pup has a thick coat, it'll definitely be hard to find, and of course it's not like a humans (innie/outie), it's just a tiny scar.


Fish_disconnected_5

DOGS HAVE BELLY BUTTON?! WHAT?!! (Fr are you serious? Maybe I sound dumb but I didn't know this)


Sorry4TheHoldUp

Belly buttons are just scars from umbilical cords. So if it was attached to a umbilical cord in utero, it’ll have a belly button after it’s born


-clogwog-

Yes! Other non-human animals have belly buttons too... Even birds do.


Canuckleball

Lemme guess, there's an even number of them in a symmetrical layout?


sarahraeleene

This is my favorite question that comes up in these subs. 🤣❤️


AB-G

My parents took their ten year old dog to the vet last year because he had a growth on his tummy…… Vet said it was his nipple! Didn’t charge them either!


ali_dgaf

Awe that's a good vet!


AB-G

Not many around, but in rural Ireland you still find some


ali_dgaf

Omg. Take me. I'd love to live there. My mom has 1% Irish and 12% Scottish. I only got 6% Scottish but still got red brown hair. Sorry got carried away. 😂 Love the rural areas though. I'm in the United Sh!t Anus.


AB-G

I’m 92% from my county in Ireland, not the rest of Ireland, just my county Donegal🤦🏼‍♀️ My people didn’t mix much 😂 and 8% Scottish. Home is absolutely beautiful, but I haven’t lived in Ireland for 23 years, but I go home every year.


ali_dgaf

Omg...that sounds so dreamy..I could 🤤...I am in love with rural shapes, the natural beauty of lands sets my spirit free. I hope to visit Ireland and Scotland one day soon. As well as Switzerland. Getting my passport in a month or so and then we can meet with our doggos for some lovely tea. #daydreaminggivesmehope


AB-G

I hope your dreams come true 🥰


ali_dgaf

Thank you 😊 ☺️


ali_dgaf

Sigh, scapes* not shapes. Damned phone.


Competitive-Owl7787

Everyone here is laughing but it isn't in a mocking way. I always wonder about the owners who dragged their vet out of bed at like 3am because they couldn't get a tick out only to find they had mutilated their dogs nipple.


Logical_Deviation

I feel like we need a pinned PSA post on this sub: "all dogs have nipples!" (you are far from the first, OP!)


Obvious_Bad_5039

Once had a lady come into our grooming salon and ask the same question and was even trying to tweezer them off at home. Like ma’am those are nipples


Fullondoublerainbow

Another victim of dog nipples. Welcome to the club. Ps there’s a weird looking bump in the roof of his mouth and it’s totally normal


PINKTACO696969

Tits


sweetfruitloops

They are nipples lol (: second pic has a little dirt/impacted follicles


alwaysbacktracking

How do you get rid of impacted follicles?


sweetfruitloops

So the dirt can get stuck in and around folds of the skin, usually some warm water and gentle wiping with a wet cloth can help open up some of that and get the dirt out. Occasionally you will have to treat it as you would a splinter, and use tweezers to gently pull it out if they will allow it. My dog gets these frequently and imbedded hairs inbetween his paws. It usually doesnt hurt him for me to pull them, but can cause them to lick the area from the itchiness if I leave them. I would say it would be most similar to dealing with blackheads on our skin.


MarsMonkey88

Males have nipples. A quirk of mammalian embryonic development.


Harkane5

Except for rats and mice! :)


MarsMonkey88

Really???? Why?


Tea_confused

I think it’s because the testosterone releases in the males before the nips develop or something. Someone told me once but I have sieve brains.


MarsMonkey88

That’s so cool


aLittleDarkOne

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


CollieChan

It's a scratched dog nipple! 😂 You can clean it off a little with a cotton pad. Your dog is fine. But... I mean... come on. Your buddys also got a navel, wich can be harder to find.


maple788797

I know you’ve got your answer now but don’t feel bad 🤣 most of us have done it. I didn’t grow up with dogs and when I adopted my boy at 19 he was a little puppy. He ended up developing allergies and his nipples were swollen, quite red and inverted- so having never known what dog nipples look like and them looking a little funny…I made a vet appointment the next day and was freaked tf out 🤣🤣 turns out he just has inverted nipples and his skin was upset about the laundry detergent. Had a good laugh with the vet! I’ve seen ppl ask the same thing about the slits on dogs noses, their ‘lipstick’/‘red rocket’ and even their balls!!


princessmegnu

Reminds me of when I got my puppy, my dad had been on and on about pet care, and was like oh look he has ticks on him etc, and tried pulling them off. Before I stopped him he went ooops no they’re his nip-nops


FriendlyFraulein

OP please don’t delete this post, I think it’s so wholesome and sweet ❤️


Ok-Molasses8816

Bro needs a wash


GullibleResponse6163

Nipples.


BlockPutrid2173

Its nice to know dog subreddits also get the what are these nipple post just like the cats do.


SlaynXenos

If I had a nickle for every "what is this?" dog/cat nipple post...I'd be a wealthy man. Don't be ashamed, it's a freakishly common question.


unripeswan

The sole reason I am in this sub. Thank you.


mookizee

Another nipple post. Never gets old


forestofpixies

If you look along his belly up towards his chest you should find at least 4 more!!


ucanneverbetoohappy

Hahahahaha this is so wholesome. Love this!


False_Log749

It’s called a nip


Specialist_Bike_1280

I love these answers!!!!! Lmao. Puppers with nipples= teats !!!


Citnos

Nipples, all mammals have nipples, except platypuses


SuaMaestaAlba

One of my friends thought her pug had a tick and ripped out one of the dog's nipples with a tick remover.


FluffyPolicePeanut

No offense but how does a dog owner not know basic animal anatomy?


Sp4ceh0rse

Nipples?


Cementbootz

Nipples


Briezyleigh

It’s a nipple I’m crying😂😭


Nhudgell

Nipples!


HappySilentNoises

nipples lol


AndyBlax

Not another one! 🙄😆


motherofcattos

Boobies


PIXIEQUEENPAM

A mole


Efficient_Theme4040

Nipple


Jennybee8

Haha…. I asked my vet the same thing. She laughed and told me they are his nipples!


Frimperule

I would double check that with a vet!! Just to be safe


Lazy-System-7421

Nipples, like men male dogs have them too


tayvan23

Ma’am that’s a nipple with dirt🤷‍♀️


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

A nipple 😂


Jimmyp4321

An this is why the government is forgiving student loan debt 🤔


RhubarbFew9592

Nipples 🤨


BouncyDingo_7112

Is there a nipples song yet? “🎶Nippies, nippies, nippiiiiieeeees!🎶” 😆


matttrout10

A nipple ……


Ill_Introduction7057

Nipples


ansmith100317

A doggy dude nip?


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Those are literally fucking nipples. 💀


The_Wizard929

I like nipple ID posts because usually someone is legitimately worried and we get to ease some anxiety. I don’t know. It’s nice when it’s something good.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

How is it 2024 and some of you still don’t know male dogs have nipples? 😭


SecondPrior8947

These look exactly like my girl's nipples. Her nippies (I always forget how many) reach all the way down, very close to groin area. She has tags, too, but they look different. Male dogs can / do also have nipples.


Wickedbitchoftheuk

Nipples.


RedwoodRonnie

r/redditdiscovernipples


FlimsySuccess8

dirty nipples


callmeswaby

People are laughing but to me it looks like they could be mast cell tumours. My dog had these on the stomach, in the “armpit” and around the anus a couple of years ago. They can be cancerous so it’s def best to get them checked out by a vet. They’ll do some tests and if, like in my dog’s case, the vet finds the tumours to be of low severity/early stage they’ll probably recommend your dog undergo surgery to have them removed. Hope your dog is ok!


Turbulent-Reaction42

Omg…. Hahahahahah that’s a nipple. But it’s okay. We got a new little kitten and my husband was absolutely smitten with her. 2nd day of having her he is on the ground petting her and then he gets all serious and concerned. He calls me over and is like ‘look at this, this doesn’t look good’ I could see in his eyes he was so worried. It was nipple 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He learned that cats have many more than just 2 nipples that day. This man has a PhD. But not in cat nipples 😂😂😂


anonymous_prxncesa

girl nipples 😂😂😂😂male and females have nipples just like humans....


anonymous_prxncesa

males dont have much but females have like 10 nipples.... mine had like 4 puppies so she got 4 nipples stretched out lmaooo and the rest and itty bitty u cant even see them


Menuetta

Just be sure by checking for the other nipples and comparing. In my experience dogs don’t only have one! But it is possible that it is not a nipple—my dog had a small cyst on her leg that looked just like a nipple. It doesn’t hurt to locate some of the other nipples just to be sure :)


Snoo-33732

Nipple with flea dirt or actual dirt


Ok-Freedom1433

Nipples😭


Salanan

OP may find this youtube video useful/funny ;-) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiet836y-6w&ab\_channel=BESTVIRALVIDEOS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiet836y-6w&ab_channel=BESTVIRALVIDEOS)


Big_Morg69

NIPPLES


Spatzdar

oh look another nipple..


sachielzack

Looks like a nipple? Fun fact: I'm colorblind and i can't tell the difference between pink and grey. To me all nipples are ticks and all ticks are nipples, and this is the reason I have a hand drawn map of my dog's nipples placement :)


transtuna

Depending on location, nipples or skin tags. Either way, nothing to be worried about


Dry-Act4388

Nipples! Fr


Dry-Act4388

The last 2 are in the groin area


silverchevy2011

My wife has showed me nipples on our dogs many times asking me “what is this lump?” “Is this a tick?” No honey it’s a nipple. Yes boy dogs have nipples just like female dogs.


Pourkinator

Tits


anonandonitgoesagain

This r/ worries me


Spunkylover10

Flea dirt


OhPistachio

That little one there, that is nipple number 5.


buddysr71

Girls have them but you will never see one so don’t worry about it


tiredpogchamp

do people seriously not know what nipples are?


Soggy_Ebb_5655

Your dog has nipples.


ProtectionPrize6904

Nipples


CCol4fun3849

Umm looks like a dog tit to me but I dunno


Educational-Yam-682

It’s a nipple. My aunt saw the same thing on my mom’s dog. Freaked out and thought it was a tick. Nope just a nipple.


Dr4gonh4lo

Nipples


jmolloypisacane

Ok to me in one picture looks like a skin tag in the second picture. Looks like you picked at it in this plug around the size. I would go straight to a dermatologist if you can to have it looked at if it’s not a skin tag I’m not sure what it is.


knotty_mum

"I RECON That there be a Nipple Frank!" 🤠😮‍💨


bebeck7

My dog has 3 back nipples. Like 2 normal and a pseudo nip.


Brave_Contest_6606

That is not a nipple! Vet please!


Brave-Position7093

Cancerous tumor. Unfortunately the dog won’t make it 😢


bgmalcolm1

The vet confirmed these are just nipples 😂 thanks for your concern, though!


Isyagirlskinnypenis

…… seriously?


enjoyamorningcoffee

A tick. They suck blood and multiply


coachgirl76

Skin tags