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tom-cash2002

Would Goku be trying to kill me? Because I think if just some standard person would walk up to Goku and be like "give me a couple tummy punches," he wouldn't actively try to kill them.


SomeDudeWithALaptop

He wouldn't try to kill them but he'd probably kill them. I imagine they would be 4 quick and consecutive punches. Their ribs would shatter after the first and he'd just be tenderizing their organs with the last 3. All of these options are practically death sentences


tom-cash2002

Yeah, just remembered the World Tournament punching bag scene. Goku barely jabbed that machine and generated like 800 something pounds per square inch of force (if we're assuming the score is based on psi or something similar).


MishtaMoose

That true, but the Z fighters have excellent ki control. There's a reason Goku doesn't lift his house every time he opens a door. He got 800 points effortlessly, but just play punching would be incredibly doable for him.


Dry_Work_4129

We know Goku can go easy, remember that one time in the baseball episode in Super


Squishy-Box

He also has two kids


random_n-ame

Have you seen his kids though? Lol


Squishy-Box

Yeah but if Chi Chi can survive sex, Goku must be able to take it real easy


u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-

Yeah but Chi Chi isn't just gonna take it sitting down She's a lot stronger than people give her credit for


fooerz

You mean on bed or ring?


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Naw Goku probably is knocked out and Chi Chi get's on top and does his thing. Goku probably has no clue how babies are made lol


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Yeah but it says "take four gut punches by goku" not " take 4 weak ass gut punches by goku"


[deleted]

It also doesn't say take 4 full power gut punches either.


SomeDudeWithALaptop

My point is 4 regular gut punches are gonna kill you


[deleted]

Also didn't say regular. There's no confirmed indication of power which means it can be assumed that power is at Goku's discretion and since Goku doesn't even like killing his villains he's certainly not going to use any force that would kill an innocent civilian.


Eruditioads

Bro it says punch. Not tap. Not touch. Punch. I dont care how much you riddle your brain trying to find some sort of wiggle room, there is still a punch involved and if theres a punch involved you arent getting up from that.


[deleted]

they downvoting when ur right šŸ˜‚ a punch is a punch. didnā€™t say tap, or touch. a PUNCH is a punch. they tryin so hard to be technical when itā€™s simple. goku strong asf. even if he tried to not kill u, heā€™d definitely kill u šŸ˜­ idk why yā€™all bein weird fanboys like dis šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Lmfao I did not expect to wake up to all the downvotes. These kids will not accept the L


Syntaxosaurus

That's right. Goku interacts with people and items of normal durability (food, tractors, etc) all the time. He can be as gentle as he needs to be. OP confirmed that it will hurt but [he won't kill you](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dragonballsuper/comments/1483nmd/comment/jnyj0i4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). Even if he hits you harder than necessary and messes you up, he can easily get you a senzu bean or drop you off at Bulma's so that she can get you some medical attention. Assuming you want to keep living your life, I don't see any real downside to picking Goku in this scenario.


hedgehog-mom-al

You know just the regular stuff. Food and tractors.


MishtaMoose

Plus the zenkai would be goated /j


sureprisim

Didnā€™t he break stuff when staying in super Saiyan in the house? Table? Cup? Something?


MarionberryGloomy951

He can perfectly control his ki in ssjb when compared to ssj.


TrunksTheMighty

When he patted ChiChi right through a wall.


khovel

Remember the time chamber when Goku and Gohan came out perma-SSJ and were breaking the dishes?


AshyaraFanMike

But Goku would probably feel bad and either get you help or revive with dragon balls. Makes it the easy choice unless you just don't want to feel anything ever again then the Hakai it is.


Tsukinotaku

Wel, at least if Goku accidentally killed you, he would most likely resurrect you with the Dragon Ball, so... Hey, now you know if you're going to heaven or hell and know what to do forward...


SomeDudeWithALaptop

That's true, unless some great danger happened in the middle of him gathering/asking bulma for the balls and he completely forgets


Tsukinotaku

Well, at this point out, our only luck is that he mentioned Bulma or someone else about it, and they remember to res us after the great danger... I at least think Bulma wouldn't let it happen, and maybe if we're lucky they would ask King Kai to babysit us while waiting....


Otono_Wolff

I mean he's raw dogged chichi twice and she's still here. I'm sure we can take 4 hits but be crippled for life.


Andre5k5

Will bean daddy give me a senzu?


ItspronouncedBawzee

At least getting absorbed by base cell would be hot


butter_deez-nips

Being erased would be the best way to go. You know you're going to die but maybe it's painless


nailz1000

The same way Superman doesn't destroy Lois whenever he sneezes, Goku has complete control over his strength.


DoomedHeroXB

This is wrong. Superman sneezed and destroyed an entire solar system once. He can't control the power of an involuntary action like sneezing. He can however do regular things without using his strength obviously.


nailz1000

Ok golden age superman is idiotic. Let's not be pedantic. Lol.


-YogiBiz-

Lol yeah they basically decided to stop doing the Superman sick stories in the modern era too.


Neko_boi_Nolan

You're not Hercule, so you don't get his cartoony durability


dylanaruto

Krillin survived Goku's punch.


gucciboy347

krillin is top tier compared to us lol


contrabardus

Goku knows how to hold back and wouldn't kill or seriously injure a normal person unless they've done something very wrong. Kid Goku would be far more dangerous than adult Goku, just because he didn't understand how strong he was. Adult Goku very much does, and can interact with normal humans just fine. I mean, it would hurt, but Goku wouldn't do any serious damage to a normal person even at end of Super levels, and is easily the best choice. He's been in fights with normal people before and managed to not really hurt them. Unless you're suicidal, Goku is the only real choice here.


The_titos11

People forget goku base form wouldnā€™t hurt anybody since he has perfect ki control. And my argument ISS that he did it with chichi in super saiyan and sheā€™s not handicappedā€¦. Soo yeah


KyleD33

Absorbed by buu, so I can chill with all the other absorbed homies inside of him


cam9life

Same. Plus, getting absorbed by Cell looks gross. All homies get absorbed by Buu


MR_basti

Yeah I agree with this, Buu is probably the "safest" option


zuesthedoggo

nah it would be like a wet and warm sleeping bag for the few moments you get sucked in


UrbanMonk314

Bro stop šŸ˜­


Important_Success290

stop it


Emergency-Practice37

I might be remembering this wrong but wasnā€™t everyone unconscious inside of buu and there were no homies in there who couldnā€™t control ki, unless they were in another part of hisā€¦ biomass?


Background_Bird_3637

The people he absorbs through his skin remain inside of his being. We only saw the Z fighters and Fat Buu in there because Fat Buu is the one who absorbed everyone prior to Gotenks, Gohan and Piccolo.


random-homo_sapien

Nice, since he gains the characteristics of who he absorbs, after absorbing you, he is now weak and stupid. Thank you for your sacrifice


aRedPotato123

Yip. We all know this is the funnest option


BlueHellFire501

That's what I thought. Buu just kinda eats ya.


Soggy_Card6853

I donā€™t die by absorption, so probably buu, just cuz


Individual_Bug7159

Facts me too


ShuraGam

Getting Hakai'd would probably be the most painless option to go tbh.


Dimfer7

Wouldn't hakai be the most painful?I thought they said that the hakai had even the gods screaming in pain


ShuraGam

Hakai just deletes your body and soul. They've never mentioned any pain involved.


xKhira

Zamasu screamed in agony. Those city-folk screamed in agony as they were being erased by the universe 9 GoD. Freeza and Goku screamed in agony when they were trapped in hakai.


Realistic-Lab9377

They screamed for the fear of dying


Rooditers

Wouldnā€™t they be saying stuff like ā€œhelpā€ or something then? Cause in these scenes they seem like they are in so much pain they canā€™t articulate any words


Dimfer7

I just checked and it says "Non-corporeal beings,however,do not seem to experience the same atrocious pain as physical beings"


ShuraGam

Can you tell me where this was mentioned ? Now I'm legit curious.


Dimfer7

Saw it in the db wiki


Fuzionek

XD


Dimfer7

?


SwaggyGoku

Bro the wiki?Thats the least reliable source


Dimfer7

Srsly?Why the hell does it exist if it's the least reliable lmao.Whatever it is I do remember someone mentioning about how painful a hakai is but don't remember where exactly


ArelMCII

1. Gather Dragon Balls. 2. Wish to be a ghost. 3. Get painlessly Hakai'd. Foolproof.


Flailus

Zamasu screamed in pain when he got hakaiā€™d.


Andre5k5

Zamasu was a bitch and he died like one


RedzyHydra

Yikes that sounds rough. Well, let's just have this cake to keep things cool. Also, because it's your cake day.šŸŽ‚


JamesMboi

Painless? That shit had Zamasu screaming in pain even after his entire head was gone. Bro felt that in his soul before it was completely destroyed, thatā€™s gotta be mad painful.


CBM42069

I was gonna say this, did y'all forget? lmao


The_Smashor

But it also means you'd die with no potential for afterlife, and the afterlife in Dragon Ball is pretty good in general.


luckytraptkillt

If youā€™re Goku level good. But I donā€™t think regulars keep their bodies.


master_dev

Bro they all kept their bodies when they were all killed by super buu when he wiped out the entire population


luckytraptkillt

The earthlings should have become spirits. With the exceptions being like z fighters I think. Keeping your body is pretty rare and getting to travel around in the afterlife is pretty much just Goku. And vegeta once under special circumstances.


nailz1000

..and Krillin and Tien and Chaosu and Piccolo..


Big-Amoeba5332

Filler


nailz1000

Anime is canon. It's part of the story. Don't care that it happened in the manga or not. DBZ anime is just a retelling of the manga, it's never been a 1:1 remake. Case in point: Broly never happened in the manga. Broly is canon, straight from the horses mouth. The manga references the fight, maybe, but shows nothing. That movie ain't filler.


luckytraptkillt

I believe in the manga Buu goes straight to the Kai planet. But yeah the z fighters getting to keep their bodies during namek was a rare case. If I died in dragon ball I wouldnā€™t expect to get that preferential treatment.


Big-Amoeba5332

Lol what? The anime isnā€™t canon. Broly is non canon in Z, in super heā€™s in the manga


nailz1000

The events of the Broly Super movie is not in the manga, and even if it was, as a recent example, the TOP was so unbelievably different from manga to anime it's really hard to understand why people don't think things that happen in the anime isn't canon to the anime.


InevitableVariables

I mean, you just remain a spirit and reincarnate. Keeping your body is very rare.


sworedmagic

Yeah but you are erased from ever existing. We already know the afterlife in DB exists and pretty much rules whether you were good or bad and the dragon balls could always bring you back but not if you hakaid. Honestly thatā€™s the very worst option of this bunch


Dangerous_Lion4624

Ok so to make it specific Goku is gonna be holding back. But the punches will still hurt to some extent


fraidei

Then in this case it's the only option to not die.


Runrocks26R

Maybe you wouldnā€™t also die by buu but you would be unconscious and get your energy drained for eternity. (Well until either buu dies or the part you were in gets destroyed)


Roll_with_it629

Absorbed by Buu


MystGuide

Dude, at least goku won't just straight up kill someone, it'll hurt like a bitch, but at least you'll live


AdOwn5479

So you're basically asking would I rather die,die,die or die


tonynuaman

Slim chance of survival from goku, horrifying painful death by beerus, gruesome disgusting death leaving nothing but your clothes behind, or endless suffering in a state of limbo inside buu


QuiG0ne

Iā€™d hope that after the 1st punch that blows a chasm through my torso, Goku feels horrible and wishes me back so Iā€™d go with that one


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Goku. You gotta be crazy to think that Goku would put a hole through you. Yeah theyā€™d still hurt like crazy but at least itā€™s not guaranteed death.


prodigy1367

With Beerus I die. With Cell and Buu I die and/or live a waking nightmare as part of them. With Goku, heā€™ll pull his punches as to not kill me. Obvious answer is obvious. Whis.


Runrocks26R

Whis just repeatedly hits you with his staff


PizzaTime666

Goku, because he would go easy on you. Gokus not a monster, he wouldnt try to actually kill you even by mistake.


BicuitOliva

Either gets sucked, absorbed, killed or killed. How about neither


Surprise_Yasuo

Punched by goku and itā€™s not even close Even if I die by goku is beats every alternative. Let me explain 1. Since weā€™re assuming this is the dbz verse, I know I got an afterlife of some kind whether a floating little ghost or in hell 2. When youā€™re erased by destruction energy, thatā€™s it, you donā€™t even get an afterlife you cease to exist entirely, soul included. And zamazu screamed like it was super fucking painful, your last moments of existence being agonizing 3. If cell doesnā€™t die, neither do you. Youā€™re just apart of him forever, no idea how that works though just know apart of cell forever at least according to him. Though assuming he doesnā€™t know, and you do die when being absorbed, then this would be my second choice but still sounds worse than death by punches or existence erasing. Then thereā€™s the last one but itā€™s as bad or worse than beerus 4. People absorbed by buu we know for a fact canā€™t die. so far as we know youā€™re just asleep forever, even if buu dies. You can only escape this purgatory if someone goes in buu and pulls you out, which who would be willing or able to do that?


[deleted]

If anyone chooses the cell option, I have a good therapist to recommend you to


AwakenedDivinePower

Definitely absorption. Shouldn't hurt too much right?


ChuLu2004

4 gut punches. Who said goku is going to hit hard? He might do a tiny tap


chaosyami

Erased by beerus


AssaultExpert

Iā€™d rather get erased by beerus šŸ„²


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Goku or Buu.


EpiktheEpic

First off, it doesnā€™t say if the punches are backed with malicious intent or not, and secondly, from when? Like what age goku is punching me? Like Goku at the very beginning of the series? Or like when he is at full power?


spiralinggay

getting destroyed by beerus feels like the only logical answer unless you want to either be traumatized or be in a metric fuck ton of pain..


ApatheticPopoto

Goku would be able to gauge my powelevel and deliver an appropriate punch, dude's not an asshole he knows I'm just human.


nailz1000

Hakai me, daddy.


RegularIndependent98

Get erased


dragonking53192

If those are my options, then beerus is the best one and is quite possibly preferred imo


Dapper_Fix_8287

Get erased.


madmelmaks

The 2 options be like: # V o r e


Shmaden_Yuki

Iā€™m tryna slide in that Cellussy


Jayraptor131

I'd take goku. He'd read my power level and understand my strength. He's able to hurt regular humans anyway when he took out those robbers. Also beerus is def the wrong choice there's not even an afterlife.


AGweed13

Goku can chose not to punch me hard enough to kill me But if everyone wants to kill me, Goku would instantly make my body burst with a punch, I'd die faster than my brain can proccess the pain The other options are WAY more painful, since being absorbed means you'll have your body compressed while still being somewhat conscious, and Zamasu was screaming in pain when Beerus erased him


HPDDJ

Suck me up daddy Cell


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

Gotta say cell. It's downright tubular there. They got candy and puppies and.....


Low_Company_171

If youā€™re saying ā€œget absorbed by cellā€ youā€™re a freak for real


a55_Goblin420

Goku would hold back because he could sense the power difference, unless it's Super Goku...


TheFriskyFondler

Goku in Z literally almost killed Chi Chi twice forgetting his strength


luckytraptkillt

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ShadowLord355

Why super goku


Fiehrhdrkuexjjrdj

It's not Super Goku, he's just trying to start another "sUpeR bAd!1!1!1" argument. Just ignore him


RoboMan312

Itā€™s a joke on how anime super goku is mostly stupid to make a cheap joke


MrAtrox98

Super Goku holds back against Krillin multiple times so he doesnā€™t accidentally kill his buddy


a55_Goblin420

Yeah, didn't he go Blue on Krillin?


Dangerous_Lion4624

I made a mistake, by base form cell I meant *FIRST* form cell donā€™t know if thatā€™ll change the mind of people who picked cell but just wanted to update


Piedr649

I might have. A buu fetish so 4


Dangerous_Lion4624

A..buu..fetish..?


zuesthedoggo

i got a cell fetish so 3


Afafakja

Goku knows how to hold back and would get me a Senzu.


smolgote

4 gut punches by goku. he'd know to really hold back so it only hurts like a regular punch instead of insta gibbing me


Cronon33

Either goku or buu Goku wouldn't have any reason to want to hurt me but a punch from him is still a punch Meanwhile Buu would probably realize I'm terribly weak in conparison and not worth it and hopefully get rid of me


brainEspilner96

I mean, is goku like trying to kill me, or is he just screwing around? Like is he base form and just joking with me, or like full power aiming for the wall behind me? If heā€™s not trying to hurt me, I think I can take 4. Probably going to the hospital after or not long after at least. But itā€™s the only option where I only maybe wonā€™t die instead of definitely will.


InevitableVariables

Buu because some of my personality would linger at least


Positive_Attempt_101

If weā€™re going based on the Versions we see here then I choose Cell. It seems like your just unconscious inside of Cell and I know Iā€™ll get wished back eventually.


vid_icarus

4 gut punches from Goku? As if 1 wouldnā€™t be immediately fatal?


AntelopeBrilliant143

absorbed by buuhan


CrystalBlossom91

So get punched 4 times really badly FUCKING DIE Be Absorbed by the perfect being Have bubblegum eat me Hmmm


Dangerous_Lion4624

Well to be fair, goku is holding back so he may go easy on you


Independent_Use7033

Buu's absortion wont kill me and I can take a nap or chilling with others inside. Cell's absortion doesn't look comfortable


Runrocks26R

Also cellā€™s venom and digestive system.


[deleted]

Iā€™d be dead after the first punch from Goku anyway so Iā€™ll take that.


RelevantMarionberry6

Erased by Beerus. Sweet oblivion sounds amazing.


HSW26

buu. i always wanted to be inside of him


Chase_The_Breeze

Goku can punch me. He would be able to sense my power level and not go too hard. He wouldn't want to kill somebody who wouldn't mind any kind of martial arts training.


Pale_Particular6846

Well get absorb by Buu Is not worst then getting you're ball hit everytime


blackmetronome

If i can have a good meal paid for by Capsule Corp with Lord Beerus and Whis before i die, sure.


Megaspectree

Goku would go easy, the rest would kill you


KillJarke

Goku cause he wouldnā€™t try to kill me


Khalith

Goku wouldnā€™t actually hurt someone so much drastically weaker than himself. Easy pick.


SH4RPSPEED

Is my name Freeza/Zamasu/Jiren? If not then I think I'll be "fine" getting 4 to the breadbasket by Goku.


TheLBat23

4 gut inches by Goku please. But only if heā€™s in his base formā€¦.and heā€™s holding backā€¦.a LOT


Ok_Cartographer_1504

Put me in the pink


Genji_Digital

Beerus. It would painless.


CaptinHavoc

The first one easily. Goku doesnā€™t want to kill people and is a fighting genius so heā€™d know not to hit so hard itā€™ll kill me


Relevant_Screen3540

I will pick 2 and definitely most of us. Don't lie šŸ˜…


Runrocks26R

Getting Hakaied?


zoompa919

Goku punches, he wouldnā€™t kill me


Glad-Ad1961

Only 4 gut punches? Full power or holding back either way I think I can survive 4 normal gut punches if full power I'd probably die in the first punch s gut punches


silenthashira

Option 1, easy. Goku would be able to sense my ki (which is nonexistent) and would have 0 interest in hitting me, but since he has to, he's not gonna do any serious damage Probably still knock my ass out cold with the first gut punch but no lasting damage.


FinalBat4515

Hmm would you rather die, cease to exist, die, or dieā€¦? Hmmmm


SurturSaga

Goku would atleast feel sorry enough to revive me after. Or chichi would make him


ShadowRiku667

I would pick the hakai because Iā€™m pretty sure the only reason itā€™s shown as painful is because they are strong enough to try to resist, followed by Buu absorption. Thinking about the cell one is a bit terrifying, itā€™s like being eaten whole by an anaconda


ZekeTheMystic

goku's punches all day. i'd at least have half a chance of survival


[deleted]

Goku's punches.


unnamed42069

I might live if heā€™s not trying to kill me Death Death Death


Short-Shelter

Goku, no contest because thatā€™s at least survivable if heā€™s not going full power


AkumaLord54

Either Goku Or Buu depending on if goku is trying to kill me or not because if he isnā€™t then he can hold back enough to not vaporise me due to his immense ki control. If he is trying to kill me then I will go with Buu since it is the only other one that isnā€™t instant death


Jozukage

If goku's punches are like that moment when Android 18 gave that punch machine a knuckle tap then yea but if not, I guess I'm dying


HumbleBear75

Gokuā€™s the only one that would hold back hoping you get strongerā€¦


vaquita_eater

Hakai deletes your VERY essence, so HECK NO Cell option is gross af Assuming I won't have Z-fighters helping me, being absorbed by buu will be hellish Goku punching me while holding back will shatter my bones but I'll live. If he slips a bit, I'm dead but it's gonna be painless for the most part... So in conclusion... Imma go with Goku punching me 4 times. Who knows, I might get to ask my childhood hero for an autograph if I live


-BakiHanma

Goku Gut punches. Heā€™s the Least likely to kill you and likely to show mercy since weā€™re just average humans.


Son_Kakarot53

Goku. Iā€™d ask him to pretend he was punching a butterfly but not killing it


Moist_Username

Goku has enough control to operate a car and function normally in super saiyan. I'm just a regular guy, no history of evil and I'm not part of any tournaments so he has no reason to wanna hurt me. It's not gonna be comfortable but it's 100% survivable.


TheIncandescentAbyss

1 seems the least traumatic of the 4, but getting erased might be the least painful way of dying if Iā€™m going to die either way.


I_dont_know404

Goku.Iā€™ll probably still be injured tho


gaiotolion

I'd take some hits from Goku, because of 4 SENZU BEANS


drunkenjesus420

Obviously berrus they are all death so at least berrus would be quick and painless not to mention honorable to be killed by the god of destruction himself sure as hell don't want nobody absorbing my body cause I do what I want


Administrative_Bus57

Erased by Berryā€™s sounds like fun. I wonā€™t feel pain as I die hahahaha


j32yiopti4

So death


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Fugglymuffin

Youā€™d survive Goku soā€¦


Darius10000

I think buu would technically make me immortal. Or, at the very least, put me in a form of suspended animation until he dies or spits me back up. Could be a curse in of itself, but at least it isn't death.


Secure_Protection_61

Probably Buu tbh Hard but at least I have a chance to live


Pikasean1

Goku can make himself as weak as a child if he wanted too with power level manipulation. So its the only real choice if you wanna live.


MegaKabutops

Goku. Beerus destroys my soul so i donā€™t even get an afterlife, Buuā€™s absorption becomes permanent after enough time passes, which means i eventually degrade into non-existence (so still no afterlife) And being drank from the inside-out is one of the least pleasant looking ways to die in fiction. At least gokuā€™s probably just going to accidentally pretend to be a jojo villain and iā€™m dead quickly.


SpellCommander91

Given that Blue Goku held back enough to let Krillin beam struggle with him, iā€™ll take the gut punches. Guyā€™s habit of pulling his punches means I *might* survive.


Jalase

Iā€™m disabled, would cell or buu absorbing me lower their power level? If so, Iā€™d be helping!


BEugeneB

Every option= death


SparklingReject

Pretty sure all four are insta-death


Dryder2

Being absorbed by buu is the only scenario I dont end up dead. So there is that


17RaysPlays

I'll take quick death over whatever is going on with Buu absorption, having my stomach turned into a red splatter in one hit, or being vored.


Extension_Form4950

Either way you die bcuz Gokus gonna kill you and say "oops".šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø Plus Majin Buu and Cell were both defeated. I guess Beerus would involve the least suffering. I'll take oneā˜šŸ¾ļøerasure please.. šŸ˜©


[deleted]

Goku all day