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fighting_geese

Uneasy is the head that wears a crown


fejobelo

I bet it was one of the kids he stole the crown from. I most medium suspect of the mixedbred kid.


ziplock007

So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Cheroot grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter...


RageyxCagey

We had a funeral for a bird.


artofterm

Pretty sure none of that happened


Schrutepooper

You’re not real man


llTeddyFuxpinll

Hay king nooooooo


Personal_Tank930

A human can live for several days without a head


1amDepressed

You’re thinking of a chicken


Internal-Ad61

What’d I say?????


BeachedPandaBear

Andy did it, after you talked to the girl in the office he liked


RalphWiggum123

Is he related to Frank Diddit?


Abz_D

You just spit on me.


invisible_23

[Long live the (hay) king](https://tenor.com/view/thelionking-lionking-mufasa-longlivetheking-scar-gif-20263689)


DoctorVanNostrande

You have just spit on my face


Otherwise-Mango2732

A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa, and my cousin, Mufasa, was... He was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests, and we all took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.


lamparita88

You wanna talk about it anymore?? 😳


Otherwise-Mango2732

it would probably take me, like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.


jim_halpertuna

OP, that's some serious Ed Truck vibes!


afganistanimation

Too soon!


Material-Ad-6595

Was he among his loved ones?


CAP10T005

I don't see any Dwight, all I see is the Hay King having his cappa detated.


Key-Cry-8570

Does Mose become Hay King again, or does Pure bred, Mixed bred, and Pure bred become a Hay Triumvirate?


uncontainedsun

bobble head Joe no Mo 😿


uncontainedsun

for the real fans this is a deep cut mix s2 conflict resolution pam to angela: you have a complaint about everyone here except bobble head joe s3 benihana christmas, michael to camera: … she’s not your ho, no mo


nimra3

Same! Id attach picture but im not home. Its very difficult to super glue back together for some reason...


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Captain Mutato the Hay King!


Swedzilla

Your Dwight’s Cappa was decappatated 🙃


PM_me_your_dawgs

My wife's Dwight bobble head broke at the same spot. Luckily, some super glue and he was back to being bobble head joe again. I felt like Jan glueing Michael's dundie back together.


Schrutepooper

At least he has his head there to give him comfort


Ajslattery

The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel.


Critical-Captain-643

Michael!!


skep90

What a drama


casket_fresh

This actually happened to mine when it fell off my shelf 😭


Beaverbrown55

Call recyclops. See if he can help you destroy it responsibly.


jtjones311

That makes me feel a little stitious.


RealOGTurtle

This person has gotten him or herself in quite a predicament


CoercionTictacs

Is that Hay King Dwight?


Relyks954

Fix your darn title


carrie2833

He was drunk as a skunk. He was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. Snaps right off.


livefastordie

“Sure Mr. Poop” 😂


Bluelittlethings

To not even have his own head to comfort him


Green_Panda4041

You mean deCAPTAvated. Yea


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Lame.