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Iron_Chic

Long Tim


JeffreyAScott

You ruined a funny joke you get out of my offive.


CoercionTictacs

… BOOBS


artofterm

No! Don't get rid of Long Tim!


fulloutshr3d

Chumbo


RPCat

Dumbo + Jumbo, with a hint of Chubby


WeenisWrinkle

This was peak Nelly


Thetan-Sloth154

I literally read that in Nelly's voice 😂


bigshaboozie

Michael thinking Madge Madsen's name is Pudge, then referring to her as Paaaatch when he's flustered after the watermelon explodes in Safety Training


CaesarsInferno

“Have Patch do it… or the Sea Monster”. I always laugh.


Educational-Bad4992

Paaaadtch


clamdever

Oh yes that's another one


Todd_Gunderson

Regis. Then Reeg. Then Roger, and then Mittah Rogers.


JeffreyAScott

Jabbya the Hut, Pizza the hut., fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!


artofterm

Cueball, shiny like a mirror, you're Mark


invisible_23

She is pregnant, she is knocked up, K, Karen


PowerstrokeHD

big fat fatty


andykekomi

Fatty Gruesome


daguy9

My name is Paddy Grossman, I'm a woman


andykekomi

But you still work for Wired right?


strwbrryfruit

One of the best, imo


finnegan976

Creed has a lot of good ones: - Meredith —> Mary Beth - Stanley —> Sammy - Darryl —> Darnell And Andy calling Pete “Plop” so much that he didn’t remember Pete’s real name 😆


BommSquad

Meredith aka “the chick you hit with the car.”


Slippery-Pete76

??? —> Elroy ??? —> Ted


einzeln

Darnell’s a chump


clamdever

👍


ushouldlistentome

“We owe Andy that much”


professorsterling

Frank Diddit


clamdever

Frank Diddit did it?


IncrediblySadMan

Phalus. I mean... Phyllis. Sorry, got penises on my mind.


clamdever

Oh yes that's another one, thanks!


notimeleft4you

Astird?


SourceCodeAvailable

I dunno if it applies, but I'll add: Pizza by Alfredo ---> Alfredo's pizza café.


ultracreativename

Jimothy is hands down my favorite 👏


SignalCore

As someone named Jim, I've had many a Jimothy dropped on me over the years, and I doubt the Office was the source of very many of them. :-)


ultracreativename

That's amazing 😍 lol I lovingly use it on Jim's that I know!


Qu33nKal

Is it...Chumbo?


jim_halpertuna

As in Dumbo, Jumbo and a hint of chubby?


Nobueno-2274

CFO Dwight Fart Schrute Prinkles


andykekomi

Mr Poop


JinnJuice80

When Creed says to Meredith “Andreas the office bitch “ about Angela 🤣🤣


einzeln

Shadow or Garth


EveGreen612

Sarah Kaya Comesin


clamdever

Who's [Sarah Kaya Comesin?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FJGpZZZ0pjFIEyxnBOr07kTQQV-5bmv0PlqXa1fkXa_U.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D67cd2f5afb3a40edacd655377159c62479f9740d)


mighty_commander

Sea monster


aquamarine23

What’s your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?


chesterjosiah

Wut up Cynthia Can't believe no one said this one yet!


jim_halpertuna

Dwigh-k. Pamola. Drew. Peepee. Peepa.


PaulieSho

Oscar calling Matt the wrong name (Mark) when saying goodbye the first time they meet


clamdever

Oooh yes, deep cuts only. I had that on my mind but forgot to include


automoth

Ah, Angelo!


RPCat

AngelA!


pussyjones12

🏷️


hiddenlolboy

Ryan -> the temp/intern Pete -> New Jim Gabe -> Gay Bastard Stanley -> Stanley the Manly Michael -> He answers to Michael, Michael G. Scott, Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox, The Incredible Mr. Fox...


PM_me_your_dawgs

Ryan -> FIRE guy


einzeln

Hired guy


Sea-Boss-8371

Fired guy


susantang18

You got new Jim but missed Dwight Jr though


RPCat

Has anyone started calling you Gabe-Wad yet? Not here, no.


phoenix9797

Peepee


Wtfishappening__

Peepa


birdclimbing

Pamalama ding dong


pussyjones12

pamster!


einzeln

We have a relative we privately refer to as Pudge because when she first joined the family, we couldn’t remember her name. Also, “Bye Tuna! Bye Pam!” is said regularly.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Pamcakes


JaecynNix

Does Jim changing Dwight's security badge to have Fart as his middle name instead of Kurt count?


clamdever

Hmmm let me think on it. Everything on my list is kind of a mistake and this one was deliberate.


RPCat

My middle name is Kurt, not Fart I do love it so


h1natachan

mr.schrute --> mr.poop


markuspeloquin

Dr. Crentist.


goldblendis

Phillip, as in “who tipped you over, was it Phillip?”


SublimeAtrophy

I don't get it. Plop doesn't count because it's a nickname, but Jimothy and PeePee Halpert aren't?


Sufficient_Stop8381

Dwigt


VaguelyArtistic

Nice.


fairycoquelicot

Pretty sure Pamela is her name, not a nickname. Unless you specifically mean when he calls her Paaamooolaa like the Ricola commercial.


mofa90277

Plop


Wtfishappening__

Dwight Jr.


HipsterFett

After watching the first part of Dune recently, I can’t see or hear the name Duncan Idaho without inevitably thinking of Robert California and Thomas Oregon.


retsamssab

Which one’s Pam?


ElectricOutboards

Pee-PA Halpert.


oogmar

"Gina says you keep calling her Gy-na." "Gy-na said that?"


SignalCore

So Toby playing Lloyd Gross who eats bullies like you for breakfast doesn't count?


mokajilly

Guys…the Afghanistananis


pussyjones12

michael scotch


TheTrueMattiMan

"Halbert" said by a family member at the christening