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ellindsey

Does this mean that when (and if) Steven actually grows up, he'll look like Senshi?


Business-Ad7289

If he's lucky maybe.


kromptator99

Greg is essentially tall senshi but balding


martikhoras

Hair on wrong side more super long sunburnt Homer sumpson with pignose (post cut HARD to not see)


regretfulposts

The closest thing to older Steven/Senshi was in Too Many Birthdays. Basically Steven grew much older and we see him gaining a beard. Unfortunately he contract male pattern baldness so he went bald during his 50s. [He also had the beard way later in his life.](https://youtu.be/yxLJkISssJo?t=2s) Interestingly Steven did have stubble in his 20s/30s [so he does have a choice of getting large beard](https://youtu.be/yxLJkISssJo?t=2m16s), but he just chose to shave unfortunately. So hypothetically speaking, Steven will look like a tall man version of Senshi, but only if he allow his beard to grow out.


RatBoyClubSandwich

I love the use of the word 'contract' here as if baldness is a disease and not just a result of testosterone/genetics.


RosenProse

Someone needs to tell him not to shave before it's too late.


Financial-Key-3617

No


ChainsawEliteKnight

FUCK now I can't stop seeing him as Steven.


genos707

So this is where he went after leaving Beach City


Soggy-Class1248

r/beatmetoit


Inqeuet

r/beatmeattoit


Soggy-Class1248

https://i.redd.it/547hdmha8e7d1.gif


Inqeuet

Anyone else hear boss music?


Soggy-Class1248

You just hear into dooms gate


Cheatingpony

Familiar Why is this so familiar


NerdyReindeer

Like someone I used to be...


SparkEngine

Familiar, staring up at the ceiling.


alien_urbano

Familiar... I swear that I know this feeling


ultrawall006

https://preview.redd.it/kplsle6apb7d1.png?width=364&format=png&auto=webp&s=3824d25b59a8f4ebce8170ac2c3729c9e5907ccf


Huhthisisneathuh

https://preview.redd.it/6nyh4fdx3d7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c6721873fa17eb4963449d36af240456c07907


boharat

I want his shirt


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boharat

I know what my next impulse buy is!


pisces2003

https://preview.redd.it/ny4a4zlu0c7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c875ff29019314cf42b2751b5f189ad1baa9af90


Grammaticul

he's like a fusion between greg and rose- wait...


Dandeli0n19

YES


BrockenSpecter

This is the hottest senshi has ever been.


Best-Engine4715

Why did that took me by surprise


meomeospice

what a crazy crossover i cant believe this is real


NevikDrakel

*Beautiful~* Who’s the artist?


Bored-psychologist7

Beautiful


GregariousK

If every Dragon was perfect, we wouldn't have sausage.


TweakTok

WE-


JoPa004

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS


Prize_Evening_8693

WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!


Free_Gascogne

and if you think we cant


Spare-Entertainer-24

We'll always find a way!


beneralkenobi

That's why the people of this world


Thaumatomane_713

Believe in..


hickory-smoked

Gillin, Brigan, and Invar...


OkDot9878

And SENSHI!


ShinobyReddit06

Believe in Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl...


regretfulposts

And SENSHI!


hisyam970302

AND STEVEN!


stinky_toade

That’s why the people of this *world*✨


superfogg

you tried, my friend


stinky_toade

Listen when I replied, for me there were no other replies alr-


OwlMask16

r/redditsniper


Business-Ad7289

Senshi childhood in a nutshell. https://preview.redd.it/5wznzvspqb7d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab74829509eaa173ac8083f14786509e704b2655


regretfulposts

Well he did suffered from intense truama after losing his old company to that hippogriff


TheCharalampos

Shows how few stocky guys with curly hair there have been in Anime if y'all are seeing the same person here.


BarGamer

Giant woman! *Inutade perks up!*


Dio_Ludicolo

Steven after not surviving: Sans Steven after reaching adulthood: Senshi


CloverTheFallen

New timeline unlocked


googolplexbyte

Steven Embraced Nourishment, Savoring Health's Importance Basically Steven + Food = Senshi


Layla_Rtawahist

ONG...


varkarrus

Steven Eventually Not Shaving Himself Indefinitely


HirokoKueh

|Pearl|Marcille| |:-|:-| |refused to eat what Steven offered|refused to eat what Senshi offered| |gay af|gay af| |2nd tallest in the current team|2nd tallest in the current team| |miss her wife|miss her wife|


Clione-ON

Woah damn how did you do that??


i_need_a_moment

You mean the table?


HirokoKueh

the new editor, it's next to spoiler and text block. in markdown it looks like this |Pearl|Marcille| |:-|:-| |refused to eat what Steven offered|refused to eat what Senshi offered| |gay af|gay af| |2nd tallest in the current team|2nd tallest in the current team| |miss her wife|miss her wife|


Minimum_Aspect2065

I remember a post It was if Dungeon Meshi was a DnD game session, Falin was using an extra character, that would be Senshi, since hers got eaten by a dragon. I just want to get this info out here


OwlMask16

Yeah I need to know as well


Striking_War

Not to mention abandonment issue


pokeze

At least Marcille doesn't have to take care of her ex's son while constantly dealing with kid's father, aka the man her ex cheated on her with... Yet...


Bauser99

Isn't it kinda the other way around? Rose literally married Greg


pokeze

Rose was with Pearl first, and had a history of cheating on Pearl. "It's over, isn't it" it's basically about that. Greg was the one person Rose finally ended up leaving Pearl for good, the first human Rose actually fell in love with.


HairyKraken

I disagree with the use of "cheating" Rose didnt acknowledged the same relationship as pearl


pokeze

That's fair, especially since Gems also seem to have a different take on relationships compared to humans. And Pearl herself only seemed to mind the moment Rose decided to have Steven, meaning Rose would seize to exist...


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

i mean, it makes sense why because if rose hadnt had steven then greg would have died off eventually and pearl would get rose back


HirokoKueh

Gems = Elf


PilotSnippy

They weren't ever in a full relationship, at most we see a fling or an outright unrequited love


HirokoKueh

Thistle = Greg


LazarFan69

I miss my wife laios


Chacochilla

What’s wrong with your comment


Significant-Method55

"Steven, I think we're gonna have to eat this guy." "Yay!"


kaky0in-

https://preview.redd.it/af59h07l7d7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b543e6337c31bdad1482c7b4f7cd2170fcd70b Good enough?


NeoShinGundam

Dwarfs being an entire race created through gemkind/human mixing fits surprisingly well into most fantasy canon🤔


StonedBooty

He left his family behind!


Dickonstruction

Why are you doing this, do you understand what you've unleashed upon the world? I consider this thought violence.


Yotato5

They are ancestors. Jokes aside, they'd probably get along well. Senshi would probably intervene when Steven is going down that path in Future.


notveryfunnybro

give him a fade and he'll be fine


Background-Battle-26

I chose not to visually remember this.


GustavVaz

He's about the same age, too, as he should be around 14-15 in tallmen years.


Lobo003

First thing I noticed too! Lol


BelligerentWyvern

They all make passable ersatz Crystal Gems Senshi -> Steven - relaxed Marcille -> Pearl - nervous Skibity -> Amethyst - lazy Laios -> Garnet - big and little crazy Chilchuck is just sorta himself


varkarrus

Chilchuck is Lapis


sosigboi

I think izumi is more like Peridot lol, they're both high strung and initially started off incredibly self centered.


Alt_Life_Shift

# He's my universe


monday-afternoon-fun

We've never seen adult senshi without his beard. There's a nonzero chance his face still looks like that.


boharat

Believe in S̶t̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ Senshi


Nightshade_Knight

Same actor


ManNamedSalmon

Why don't you?


EVAisDepression

It honestly made it sadder 


UniversalAdaptor

"Steven I think we're going to have to eat this guy" "Delicious"


heephopanonymouz

WE! Are the dungeon dwarves!


Decrit

... people here don't have really the notion of curly hair huh


its_redrum

I SAID THE SAME EXACT THING


RatBoyClubSandwich

glad i'm not the only one who sees it, i literally said 'hi steven' out loud when watching with my gf lmao


RosenProse

I think indid accidently call him "Steven" a few times in that episode lol


SilkyStrawberryMilk

NOOOOO


WarInteresting7810

steven universe phase


Treekomalfoy_

Steven, get out of that dungeon, the crystal gems need you


LunarTrespassers

this is why the joke about fancasting danny devito as senshi was especially funny to me btw. he also looked like steven universe when he was young


Ema_B_Gina

My boyfriend and I looked at each other and said “baby Steven?” in fucking perfect unison. It’s uncanny!


artsygirlloveJesus

Why would you do this https://preview.redd.it/1cgs6yw3qd7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e64633db74c3786b1f6f869de3703552ab811ac


fubes2000

I think we're going to have to kill this guy, Senshi.


Tsu-la

“I learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die”


IKILLY

AW HELL NAW


Jeri_Lee

Both Jewish.


The_Jack_of_Spades

Honestly, given Rebecca Sugar's heritage and Tolkien's inspiration for dwarves, you're onto something here


Stormygeddon

Always weird to remember that Tolkien's Dwarves were originally intended to sound vaguely Levantine in accent.


The_Jack_of_Spades

"We need someone that can pronounce words like Khazad-dûm, Kheled-zâram and Azanulbizar" "Sounds Scottish to me!"


Rarte96

I doubt Senshi's fans would drive an artist to suicide with cyberbulling


HairyKraken

C'mon man that was one time for one tiny subset of toxic people 8 years ago, and it wasnt a suicide


Rarte96

The girl attempted to kill herself, thanks goodness she was saved in time but that wasnt even the only case of artist being seriously harassed by the SU fandom, and it wasnt just an small number of people and to this day there are people in Tumblr who claim the girl deserved it or that making herself the victim


ironypoisoned

'someone who's only seen Steven universe': getting a lot of Stephen vibes from the character... 🤔


HairyKraken

Curly hair "fatty" young boy are non existant in manga, normal we see them elsewhere


miningkatt

Stevomire. quartz cutiepie demayo diamond. outerspaceblade


Sir_Arsen

I saw Joe Barbaro idk


Just_A_Sad_Unicorn

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw it lmao


Zephyronno

because he can make a difference, he can make a change


Desperate-Side1209

I knew that smith wasn't clicking here now I can't unseen it


ssleepy

Ah so it's not just me....


Zenry0ku

At least you know why he keeps the beard.


IKILLY

you didnt have to ruin my boy Senshi like that


Mr_big_m

Hey as the young Senshi guy I take offense to that.


KingforADay91xX

He had a glow up ✨


AlexDuChat

I like it, why feel offended with this? Besides he looks like Steven, no is Steven. Plus there's other characters that looks like Steven Universe. https://preview.redd.it/syvaoyh8fe7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1ef84f25655745d75a01490787bf2d94191d18


martikhoras

Duh Steven banged his mom


LaGuafafa

You could've saved this information to yourself, but instead you choose to curse us too


TripNipAlex1

STOP IM TRYING TO UNSEE IT AND YOURE FORCING IT ON ME


DuringTheBlueHour

Because he *is* Steven Universe. 


Rare_Armadillo

FUCK, now i'll never be able to unsee that!


hazjosh1

Well like Steven he’s rather talk it out with things that would very much like to kill them however unlike Steven he is not successful Eapically with that drowning horse


101TARD

Crystal gems and whatnot


p3pp3rp4tch

ME AND MY WIFE POINTED THIS OUT TOO. AND OUR MUTUAL FRIEND MADE THIS IMAGE ALSO https://preview.redd.it/fsz6i1aj9h7d1.png?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f08c3fb97a9503b8dd1d812c118843b588f719


drmario_eats_faces

Senshi After Not Surviving


sosigboi

Not just in appearance too. - Kind and politce - loves food and cooking - glue that holds everyone together - has an indestructable shield thats also used for cooking (yes Steven has actually done this before)


ORLAND0_FURIOSO

who do you think Steven Universe was played by?


The_Duke_of_Potato

"We're gonna have to eat this guy Senshi"


ihatefirealarmtests

I knew something felt weird to me about young Senshi. How dare you do this to me? https://preview.redd.it/ffsxmviguq7d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb81621ba3d0f3fd29196c9d2b6ba260d931aaa


prb7

Oh damn, he does


the-x-territory

I can see it.


KenseiHimura

Honestly, becoming Senshi seems up Steven's alley. Hang out with friends, cook food, help people, largely be unbothered.


liquidben

"Senshi's a big fat meanie A big fat meanie zucchini!" _Song derails as duplicate Senshi's discuss relative merits of zucchini_


pulyx

Why does steven universe look like young senshi, is the right question


Miles_Edgeworth_92

Steven Universe came first, though.


XgreedyvirusX

Thank you! I was thinking I was the only one to see that! 🤣


RaineRoller

the first time i saw him i ran to tell my partner this 😂


IndecisiveMate

I actually think I read those chapters in his voice.


Bootiluvr

Because he has the crystal gems


dead_g0thboi

Bruh, you ruined the whole fucking anime for me


aghkozy

Don't... don't say that


OwnLobster4378

Steven is he wasn’t a crybaby little pushover


regretfulposts

I mean he kinda was until he was tramatized enough after losing all of his dwarven companion to that hippogriff.