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xenogra

Forget


No_Lemon_3116

The CeeLo method.


Jazzlike-Doubt8624

Exactly what I was going to say!


Primary-Signature-17

I saw the picture before I read the title and the first thing I thought of was the kid's song "Puff the magic dragon" with those words as the lyrics.


literallylateral

Damn I think you’re on to something here


Primary-Signature-17

Okay. Let's all sing it together! 😂


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Primary-Signature-17

Nice 👍👍


Viridono

This is the answer. Whenever English speakers say ‘fuck this’, ‘fuck that’, ‘fuck [insert here]’, even a ‘fuck you!’, they’re using the word ‘fuck’ as a slang synonym for the imperative ‘forget’


amaya-aurora

You could change it to “screw”, it makes the same meaning.


Dapple_Dawn

True, but that's still seen as somewhat vulgar.


amaya-aurora

It is, yeah, but it’s more acceptable to say “screw that” instead of “fuck that” from my experience.


DariusIV

Screw is a word you would put into a children's cartoon to seem edgy, without saying anything that would really offend anyone.


literallylateral

I don’t know, that seems a bit above a children’s cartoon. I got in trouble for saying it in fourth grade 🤷‍♀️ Does anyone remember the show “My Gym Partner’s A Monkey”? They censored the word butt in the intro, and I was never quite sure if the joke was that they actually weren’t allowed to say that.


3bus

What the screw


joustswindmills

Forget would also work


jared743

It depends on what you are trying to get across with the meme. If you don't care about being negative towards the band at all you could even remove the "Fuck" and add a question mark to make it "Imagine Dragons? Imagine Monkeys!"


i_eat_toes-222

screw imagine dragons, to hell with imagine dragons, forget imagine dragons


Acrobatic-Drama-2532

What word *can I* change “f*ck” to?


mooonray

Oopssss.. didn't even notice that. Thank you for correcting me


Acrobatic-Drama-2532

No worries💜


rocketshipkiwi

Change “f*ck” to “fuck”. Easy.


InterestingAnt438

I might use the phrase, "To Hell with".


Jaltcoh

To heck with!


Dapple_Dawn

Idk why this was downvoted, it is correct.


Jaltcoh

To heck with the downvoters!


Jaltcoh

Enough with…


No_Ice226

If you want that slightly Yiddish vibe!


Dapple_Dawn

I think "forget" works best here.


UnixTM

don't is pretty good but this is one of very few cases it would work it


SpaceHairLady

This actually would be the best replacement for this particular context imo.


GlassOfWater001

Screw


Badfoot73

Apes! Imagine apes. Chimps are not monkeys.


_jan_epiku_

Screw, stuff, and forget could all work here


EatShootBall

Intercourse


Zahkrosis

You mean "fuck"?


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Verrgasm

'Fuck' works just fine imo but if you really have to go so PG with this particular meme then I'd have to agree with the top comment. Do a Cee Lo Green and change it to 'forget' so that you can milk that sweet, sweet, radio play time unimpeded


mooonray

Now explain what "milk sweet radio play time" means


Dapple_Dawn

lol that's a difficult one. "Radio play time" means "air time." It means a length of time where you can play your song on the radio. You can't play songs with the word "fuck" on the radio, so musicians replace it. That comment is using "milk" as a verb. The literal meaning would be "to draw milk out of an animal's udders." This comment is using it figuratively, meaning "to get value out of something." To "milk that radio play time" means, "get value from your song playing on the radio." They are saying that if you change the word "fuck" to a different word, you could get your song on the radio, and then get money or clout. (Sorry if that's a bad explanation.)


mooonray

It took me some time to understand it, but I got it. Thanksss It is funny by the way, because I am asking for help struggling with such basic words and the person above crushes me with such a phrase making me feel fully lost


Verrgasm

sorry lol, not my intent :)


FuckTerfsAndFascists

In your defense, I had to read the phrase a couple times before I got it. It's a complicated turn of phrase even for native English speakers!


the_fury518

To "milk" can mean to get something, usually implying getting money. You can't play swearwords on the radio, so if you get rid of "fuck" in a song and change it to "forget," you could still play your song on the radio and get paid for it. "Milk," as a verb can have other connotations, but that's the general meaning here


Kamena90

There are a few songs where the original lyrics have "fuck" in them and the artist made a version where they substituted "forget" or something else for it so it could play on any radio station. Many artists do this and they are known as "clean" or "radio" versions.


WhimsicalHamster

Don’t


the_sir_z

This is my favorite by far. It changes the meaning a bit by removing all negative connotations. Instead of insulting the band, you're giving an alternative.


stonewolfe

Don’t


ByronicHero06

Chimps aren't monkeys.


HansElbowman

That’s where the imagination comes in


IncubateDeliverables

I think you answered your own question in the title of your post.


derokieausmuskogee

"Screw" is slightly less offensive and means the exact same thing. "Forget" is the only non-curse word I can think of that works in this context. In English "clean" versions of media, anytime someone says "fuck," it gets dubbed over as "forget." As in, "Forget you, man!" But you can totally see from the actor's lips that he said fuck. Back in the good old days before streaming when movies had to be edited for television lol.


dark_raven23

Arctic Dragons💀


No_Training1191

Screw


TexanInExile

Ask the Mormons. They're great at creative cursing.


mooonray

I am afraid of them, huh


Somewhat_Mad

Shpadoinkle (From Trey Parker's semi-historically accurate "Cannibal: The Musical.")


DataCrop

“make love to”


artinfinx

never change the word fuck, its usually in the right place


Raivnholm

"Screw" would be my choice


Lady_La_La

Forget


No-Eggplant-5396

I'll imagine an infinite number of monkeys on infinite typewriters...


AdowTatep

Arctic Monkeys


Cham-Clowder

Arctic Dragons


BrainyOrange96

In this context, “forget” works well


Intelligent-Kiwi-574

Forget


Jakob21

Forget, screw, or change the word order


why-names-hard

Anyone have this image without the words as a monkey enjoyer this is a potential profile picture for me.


applecartupset

Screw


TechTech14

"Forget"


Nulibru

I've started spelling it with a y. I might double the f and pretend to be Welsh.


Mks_the_1408

To hell with


Bitter_Silver_7760

train


SnooChipmunks2235

Frick


the_turn

“Bugger”


islesfiles

Frick


gelly_cube

Dispose, is one of the funnier ones.


HotAvocado4213

“Toothbrush”.


ItsConlangTime

Forget, screw, nevermind


TravellingWino

Screw


Swimming_Mix_6280

screw


crdemars

Disregard is a fun one in this situation


Dazzling_Buy_1934

Screw


Dazzling_Buy_1934

Bun


geoff1036

Fri*k


helikophis

Forget


Ill-Shopping-9546

Literally my phobia


Cautious_Principle18

What the fork


BlackStarLazarus

Forget


FortyFourTomatoes

No more might work but “to hell with” and “forget” are better choices


DawnOnTheEdge

“Never mind Imagine Dragons” would also work (but is way more polite to them).


YesWomansLand1

As an Australian, the appropriate replacement would be cunt.


DenaliDash

Unfortunately there are too many idiots in this world that we do not have to imagine monkeys.


dragondisire7

“frick” it’ll make it funnier i promise


Rich841

Frick, screw, forget


Historical_Figure657

"Screw" is pretty common


PHOEBU5

As very common in Ireland, ànd familiar to viewers of "Father Ted", you could replace it with "Feck".


MilesPrower1992

Forget Imagine Dragons is a good suggestion, but what I'd personally do is "Imagine Dragons" (in quotes) Imagine Monkeys The quotes make it sound like you're responding to someone who told you to imagine dragons, I think it works better than "Forget"


KilgoreTroutPfc

Forget. But you have to also change monkeys to apes.


TheSpaceBornMars

the most accurate answer is probably "damn"


SearchAlarmed7644

You already did.


peytonloftis

Screw


CJRAY88

Snoregasim


piczoid_ai

Frack or fork


Scared-Laugh4952

Screw


Ecomalive

Sod? Though not sure its still used by everyday people anymore! 


KatVanWall

Came here to say this! Definitely works in Britain if you don’t want to be very crude.


Ecomalive

Funny word "sod", cos you are right its softened version of fuck, but wonder if it comes from sodemy / sodimite?


PotatoAppleFish

It does originally, but I don’t know how many people know it anymore or use it intending that meaning. Kind of similar to “damn it.”


mooonray

Thank you all! Would you say that "damn" would also work here? If not, when to use "damn it"?


davedwtho

Damn doesn’t really work here because the phrase being used means something closer to “forget Imagine Dragons”. “Damn Imagine Dragons” sounds like you are calling them morally wrong. “Damn you!” or “damn this thing!” is what you may say to your enemy or something you don’t like for a specific reason. “Fuck that” is more dismissive. “Damn it”, however, is most often used by itself as just a general all purpose swear word. Something bad happens, you just say “damn it”


mooonray

Will keep in mind, tnx🙌


Born-Stress4682

Damn doesn't really work the same way as fuck. You say Damn it when something bad happened, fuck is more versatile ig


mooonray

Okay, thank you !🙌


Burnaenae

It'd change the meaning, but imo it makes it funnier by adding the "damning" aspect.


BananaValuable1000

No it doesn't work. 'Forget' is probably your best option here.


SignalIndependent617

frick


Tripswytch

Stuff


redenuser

I like using fork instead of the f word


slimongoose

Screw, cancel


Vertoil

cancel has a drastically different meaning. It wouldn't really work here


wldmn13

Disregard


terin77

Nevermind


The_Adventurer_73

Not a word, but maybe, "Give up on"?


Kind_Arachnid_6441

Frick


jollosreborn

Sex


FinneyontheWing

Disown? Pooh-pooh?


FinneyontheWing

Snub!


y3astlord

Frick


PizzaWorth7959

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frak


Watermelon_sucks

Feck Imagine Dragons


Ragtime-Rochelle

To the Devil with.


handsomechuck

Beshrew.


bellybuttonteeth69

Frick


spoonforkpie

Scorn


Lunchalot13

You can’t change fuck, once something has become fuck it is impossible to un-fuck. Because fuck is such a fucking versatile word you can just fucking put it anywhere, wherever the fuck you like, and it will fit 99% of the time


Reza-Alvaro-Martinez

copulate


campanawannadave

Buick


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

frak


KillerKayla69

Frick


lapatroestasmi

Heck


Dapple_Dawn

This doesn't really work. People will sometimes use "heck" in this way, but it's very jokey. In general, "heck" is a euphemism for "hell," not "fuck."


lapatroestasmi

Heck that bullshit


Dapple_Dawn

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/75/) (note to english learners: don't use the word in that comic unless you know what you're doing lol)


Scipply

impregnate


Ampersand37

I normally with nonsense words like "what the schminkle" or "kablamo that person" something along those lines


Burnaenae

Change Disregard Forego Alter Off goes Away goes Why No Not Rip My condolences to Moving on from There's a lot imma stop tho


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FourLetterWording

none of these work at all, let alone retain the original meaning.


salamanderJ

All right, I guess I just didn't get it. But now I'm curious. What is the original meaning? EDIT: I'm down to minus three rating. I'll just delete the original. I want to see what happens to the replies when I do that.


LexiNovember

Original meaning is: “You should stop imagining dragons for imagining monkeys is far better.” and is a joke about the band named Imagine Dragons. So yeah, I would use forget in place of fuck to make it completely G rated, or screw to make it PG-13.


Summercat134

"THOU ART ENOUGHET OF THEE"


mooonray

Eh? I am done with English, seriously


Summercat134

nah im just stupid this isnt even english


mooonray

Then okay, hahah