Excuses didn't work for those guys who (allegedly) crossed Pablo in Narcos. "Stories" never made Pablo change his mind. Innocent? Guilty? Didn't matter!! Can still hear that one "subcontractor" beseechingly yell, "No, Pablo, no!!"
Sorry, but just weirded myself out that that was the first example that immediately popped into my mind. Made a scarily good impression on me; apparently, from, how many years ago?
perfect excuse. weirdly believable but you're too scared to ask for details. Masterful.
Too scared? No, friend. Be bold and adventurous. Ask for the deets!
Hahahaba
Understandable, have a nice day.
"No worries buyer, enjoy your porn"
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"And I had to read each and every single one of them..."
Ignoring them would just be rude
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Reply back with a spam email about sex
This is the only way to proceed if responding
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What would that look like?
I'm glad he caught it. He would been f**cked. π€£
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i am more inclined to believe it was an attempt at humor. When you make the bossman wait, your story better be good
Excuses didn't work for those guys who (allegedly) crossed Pablo in Narcos. "Stories" never made Pablo change his mind. Innocent? Guilty? Didn't matter!! Can still hear that one "subcontractor" beseechingly yell, "No, Pablo, no!!" Sorry, but just weirded myself out that that was the first example that immediately popped into my mind. Made a scarily good impression on me; apparently, from, how many years ago?
It was a decent read though
Dude could have dropped two words and it would have been fine lol
Happy cake day
When you mail the item; just write in all caps βTHIS IS NOT PORN OR A SEX TOY; DO NOT OPENββ¦.
Ask them what sort of sex is being advertised and then give them my email address to forward the emails to.
That wasn't spam, those were my legit offers
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Id put a letter in his box about trying to reach Him about his auto warranty.
Of late I see many people getting spam bombed. They may be genuine
I get 100 emails about winning money everyday so itβs entirely possible
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I like the honesty
Plot twist : the item the seller is selling is also a sex toy, and the mail looks like those advertisements.
Least heβs honest
"Let's hope you have found a [insert any specifics here] Near you."
Glad you understood and thanks for the fast shipping!
But what about app notifications and checking eBay? Two other ways for him to check. Eeeesh.
Sounds legit!
Hahaha to be fair, I dint get notifications on my phone from ebay anymore. I have to go into the app daily to check for messages and notifications.
why this?
SO MUCH INFORMATION