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Rude_as_HECK

perfect excuse. weirdly believable but you're too scared to ask for details. Masterful.


DriedMangoPlease

Too scared? No, friend. Be bold and adventurous. Ask for the deets!


BIIIRDEYE

Hahahaba


mitqh

Understandable, have a nice day.


EmberTheFoxyFox

"No worries buyer, enjoy your porn"


Stu_Gatz67

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Prestigious-Way1118

πŸ’€ πŸ˜‚


SkippySkep

"And I had to read each and every single one of them..."


NetworkMachineBroke

Ignoring them would just be rude


Stu_Gatz67

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Separate-Put-6495

Fair enough.Β 


Got-A-Goat

Reply back with a spam email about sex


DrunkBucsFan

This is the only way to proceed if responding


Stu_Gatz67

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donjonne

What would that look like?


Its2mintillmidnight

I'm glad he caught it. He would been f**cked. 🀣


Stu_Gatz67

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[deleted]

i am more inclined to believe it was an attempt at humor. When you make the bossman wait, your story better be good


FantasticAd5239

Excuses didn't work for those guys who (allegedly) crossed Pablo in Narcos. "Stories" never made Pablo change his mind. Innocent? Guilty? Didn't matter!! Can still hear that one "subcontractor" beseechingly yell, "No, Pablo, no!!" Sorry, but just weirded myself out that that was the first example that immediately popped into my mind. Made a scarily good impression on me; apparently, from, how many years ago?


[deleted]

It was a decent read though


DARR3Nv2

Dude could have dropped two words and it would have been fine lol


Educational_End_2182

Happy cake day


DeadSwaggerStorage

When you mail the item; just write in all caps β€œTHIS IS NOT PORN OR A SEX TOY; DO NOT OPEN”….


Slimothy32

Ask them what sort of sex is being advertised and then give them my email address to forward the emails to.


NFTArtist

That wasn't spam, those were my legit offers


ProfessionalWar8218

🀣


southboundoft

Id put a letter in his box about trying to reach Him about his auto warranty.


moistandwarm1

Of late I see many people getting spam bombed. They may be genuine


Aggravating_Carry727

I get 100 emails about winning money everyday so it’s entirely possible


Deep_Ad2116

🀣🀣🀣


optix_clear

I like the honesty


doctor-pilot

Plot twist : the item the seller is selling is also a sex toy, and the mail looks like those advertisements.


[deleted]

Least he’s honest


inso80

"Let's hope you have found a [insert any specifics here] Near you."


koreawut

Glad you understood and thanks for the fast shipping!


Imaginary_Flower6085

But what about app notifications and checking eBay? Two other ways for him to check. Eeeesh.


acap0

Sounds legit!


Hades_arachnid

Hahaha to be fair, I dint get notifications on my phone from ebay anymore. I have to go into the app daily to check for messages and notifications.


buyusause1888

why this?


dcastady

SO MUCH INFORMATION