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cumrightin90

All hail the second coming šŸ™Œ


Jaxeuse

May you be blessed with a good playthrough in the shadow of the erdtree. Praise the erdtree šŸ™Œ


The_Froghemoth

Why not give him a hammer? Bro was a carpenter.


Jaxeuse

I like that idea however I can't seem to find hammer equivalents to the dark moon GS. I want to have a dark blue and gold combo to compliment the eyes, His weapons are fairly interchangeable. One of the hammers I was thinking of using is marikas hammer but i need to find a good magic hammer to pair with it


Green_Samurai_2395

Gavel of haima is technically a blue hammer


Jaxeuse

That works perfectly because I always use it. It's one of my favorite close range spells to use as well as ghostflame explosion, something this builds gets to enjoy thanks to it being int/faith


Icy_Yam5049

Ok so are you going to use the nail spells or that a sensitive subject?


Jaxeuse

I'm not opposed to using nail spells, however i find myself enjoying hurling my discus of light or triple rings on my opponent. Now that there's new spell with the dlc I wonder what else I may use


DogmeatIsAGoodDog

Or a whip. Thereā€™s scriptures that talk about him braiding a whip before whipping people and flipping tables


Monsieur_LaRouge666

Now we need a sexy Judas Elden Bling


DGwar

*cumming


firewolf397

*second cumming


Nicokenobeh

Jesus fucking christ


Jaxeuse

Hello my child, praise the erdtree. I bless you tarnished with a blessed playthrough šŸ™Œ


Recreationalchem13

Based


SkySweeper656

I died, im converting


Mtl_J-L

This Jesus definitely fucks


jewrassic_park-1940

Jesus christ its Jesus christ


Jaxeuse

Equipment used: Commoner's headband (altered) Goldmask's rags Malformed dragon gauntlets (works well with nox grieves) Nox grieves Weapons: Dark Moon Greatsword golden Order Greatsword


samusmaster64

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ.


Jaxeuse

I just came back from the dead cause that had me breathless šŸ¤£


Spiritual-Zucchini-4

Amen indeed, good looks!


Jaxeuse

Thank you friend, praise the erdtree šŸ™Œ


pseudo_jelly_butt

Jesus? Is that you?


Jaxeuse

Hello my child, praise the erdtree šŸ™Œ


kingjensen10

Heresyā€¦ but all things can be conjoined


wackyzacky638

How many times have the shadow lands both literally and figuratively crucified you so far?


Jaxeuse

Many times, so far. I was surprised to find creatures would kill me in 2 hits. But I'm back again and this time I'm stronger. I recommend thee if Havent already, seek scadutree fragments and revered spirit ash blessing. They will surely help you. Praise the erdtree šŸ™Œ


wackyzacky638

Iā€™m one of those weird sadists who managed to beat the Divine Beast after finding only one Skedutree seed. Beast claws+Mimic put in some work, but at the same time the first side boss in the crypt still chronically terminates my life time subscriptions. Moved a few bosses past then and Iā€™m still only at skedu tree 4


Dark_____Sister

Lord Jesus Christ


Jaxeuse

Praise the erdtree my child šŸ™Œ


31374143

Jesus of Snazzyreth


Top_Juice_3127

![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


MycoMythos

Buddy Jesus


Raythoven2

Jesus was seen


Sufficient_Fly_8077

Woah, great design. Any chance you've posted sliders kind sir?


Jaxeuse

I don't have any posted currently. I appreciate it, hopefully soon I can get around to showing what presets I used, but if this helps. Use the option 10 beard that one looks right, it should be the second longest beard option and it's not super long or bushy, and shadow of the erdtree added new hairstyles, I am using the new one at the very last of the hairslide. It's just super luscious hair. With those two the other notable thing to try to start with is make the chin pointed toward his nose


Sad-Vermicelli-1490

ā€œJesus Christ, Eldenstarā€


Ok_Philosopherr

Thatā€™s moist critical


CorianderIsBad

https://preview.redd.it/v229dv0jg18d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143702827b0b74df9930f74a5c664e2007731bc2


SlackJawGrunt

Does it take three days to reload after death?


BusDifferent426

ā€œAnd on the third day, he burned the f***ing erdetreeā€¦ā€


pizza------

"FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!"


FrnldyNbrhdCrsdr

Get ready to receive some *Holy Spirit*...


Jaxeuse

![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW)


CrackaNuka

Looks like Jesus came to town early.


CommunicationOk7829

Howā€™s the Int faith build?


Jaxeuse

I absolutely love int faith so much. For me it's all about using any weapon opposites together, like what you see in that picture I have the dark moon GS and the golden order GS. When it comes to spells I love having a combo of spells so I never spam one spell because why spam one when you can look like a boss and have your own boss like movesets. If you want I can show off what I use for spells if you're interested in casting. If you're into melee (like me, I lean heavy into melee) i have some recommendations there too


Anxious_Ad_2965

Why didnā€™t I think of this


Ferr-Ma

JESUS!?


SpectralSymbol

It isnā€™t the biggest lore thing but those swords were the same at one point making the build even cooler


hip-hop-opotamus86

He is risen!


Da4202

Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit


RivalHarpy666

SWAG MESSIAH


PubTrickster

Jason Bourne itā€™s Jesus Christ


Mr_Albi_Junior

What is the Golden sword?


ExtensionBasil8854

Damn white Jesus


Loose_Goose

![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY) Praise the son


ULTRA_TES4O

Holy Christ! when did you came back?


Ormyr

Jeebus?;


feridawn

JESUS?!


Marmageddon817

Is thatā€¦ is that jesus?


Moist_Wombat

Damn you sexy Jesus!


__Probably_Jesus__

Oh, why thank you!


Max_Imumdong

JEEBUS


False_Membership1536

I can feel the holy spirit coming


cambo666

Hello Mr. God


nsfw6669

Jesus


AmishSky

Jesus take the controller.


FactsAreSerious

Would.


Independent-Clue-616

Since when does Jesus Christ himself kneel before the Erdtree?


Pix1234321

We're you trying to make Jesus Christ or holy moist critical


Ok_Understanding3636

Half Light (of Moon and Gold)


Jaxeuse

šŸ™Œ I like how that sounds


hellostarsailor

Goddamn Hot Jesus


Jaxeuse

Melania tore my robe.. šŸ˜”


Br0ken_Ha1o

The leveling needed to make both those swords work must be fun.


DecisionTypical4660

Itā€™s Jesus! Say hello Jesus!


ImmortalLombax

Jesus?


AnarchistViking

Holy Jeasus of these hands-erath


JuniiorSSJ4

Dios mio!


Theoderic8586

JeZeus!!!


Key-Match-3036

The man who could not be crucified


ABTL6

"Get ready to receive some holy spirit."


PronouncedEye-gore

Nice! Ok, here we go. Opulence - gold on white is a look as old as written history. There's enough gold to call it more than highlights. Also showing off the riches of those pecs. Solid 3/5 Fashion - very classic set up but with crazy laser swords as the highlights of the affair. Chest proudly displayed highlights an air of machisimo. Not everyone will respect the classics. But for doing it with flair, 4/5 Function - a banger on the dance floor, which leaves much to desired in terms of battle field function. But it does leave you free to get the most out of your dex while hitting on someones ex in the club. 3/5


poison_cat_

JVN heads to the land of shadow


AshleyGamics

Jesus H Christ


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

Jesus said fuck peace we gonna throw hands


CheechoT83

There's only room for one lord in these lands


aclockworkjustin

Oh my rock me sexy Jesus


JarlTee

Sacha baron cohen


Entire_Association_9

ITS HIM! John Elden Ring


ReadMyThoughts-V

Howd you get your eyes like that?


bythebeachboy

Enter through the strait gate for wide is the path to the Shadows


Plus-Depth-7592

Jesus if Christianity was an anime.


WuKong_WanT0N

Son of a bitch


Impossible_Wear_7270

He went to Jared


Empty_Socks

Is that Seth Rollins!!! LOVE it


F1GSAN3

Jesus


CorianderIsBad

Look, Jesus, I'm going to be honest with you. I've sinned before and I will sin again. Possibly very soon. I hope you understand. Hopefully getting punished for our sake wasn't too bad. I mean, you're kinda god and all. This is mostly your fault.


DaveDavetheDave

He will make the rivers flow with wine


DaveDavetheDave

What greaves are those?


King_Jgm14x

Honestly Iā€™m loving that character


smash_broe

The rarely seen and highly coveted, Battle Jesus!!!


unicornwitch51090

We love a hot Jesus in a skimpy outfit. āœŒšŸ¼


User28080526

Reminds me of the super character I invaded the other day, his furled fingers were name John and Peter šŸ˜­


Sweet_Xocoatl

Turning water into fine.


FURY_Serialis

Pontiff sulyvahn x jesus šŸ’€


HighlightUnlikely841

Alright this picture is taking its sweet time to load (no thanks to my terrible WiFi) letā€™s see what weā€™re dealing with he- THE SON OF MAN WHO SITS AT THE RIGHT HAND OF POWER TO JUDGE ALL OF CREATION?!?!?!?!?!?!


F-Society8037

Jesus is back. And heā€™s not crucifucking around


Willeford7632

Biblically accurate Jesus:


Jesco13

Would


kitaeks47demons

jesus h christ, our lord of cinderā¤ļø


Ilikethenintendos

Yoooo I was just talking about dual wielding these 2 weapons in a regression build!!


the-barbarian998

Overpowered ass mf


TheEternalSpartan

Goes unbelievably hard āœļø


MrDeathKnight

I acully love this hahah


chubbycerry

I'm curious how do you get that cool glow sword (not talking about moonlight greatsword)


Bonaduce80

JESUS WANTS A HUUUUUG~~!


kevenzz

well it's fucking jesus.


HeroicMillipede

Ahh, I see youā€™re a Penguinz0 fan


puro_the_protogen67

Moist cr1tikal has lost it


Venturii_

Howā€™d you get the eyes to glow?


Classic-Profit-2545

Amen


Adam_Absence

Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ


Quiet_Improvement960

He died for our sins.


sanctuary_remix

Uh oh, heā€™s back and this time heā€™s got no patience for the sinners.


Jeka_99

I love you Elden Jesus


Mister-Fidelio

Jesus Christ... who is that? Hay-zeus Chri-st?


localstreetcat

Jesus Christ, thatā€™s Jesus Christ.


bespectacled-skelly

https://preview.redd.it/cf3uqj6wt48d1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=52f328a55b436ac076edef23d8488eca1deb6338


Psykios

Daddy?


Wolfraid015

Would be more optimal if you switched swords, but from aesthetic perspective, beautiful, enlighten those heretics.


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Here he comes on the clouds


JonnyF1ves

Elden Kieth Raniere!?


yung_steezy

THE CHOSEN OF THE GREATER WILL VERSUSSSS THE SON OF GOOOOOOD!


NathanCollier14

"Amen" -your aunt on Facebook


invalid_username182

Stop miquellaā€™s sinful ways, amen šŸ™


No-Ad-3226

Our Elden Lord and Savior


AwokenUniverseAvatar

Could this be Lord?


Hungry-Ebb9184

Popstar Jesus


shutup_t0dd

What armor is this?


bbatto

J-J-J-Jesus?!!!


PickleForce7125

https://preview.redd.it/931ofdayw58d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c8f14463fc8891a97b6d9e815fefbd20f6819b


Federal_Statement884

Ų§ŁˆŁŠŁ„ŁŠ Ų¹Ł„ŁŠŁƒ Ų¬ŁŠŲ³ŁˆŲ³


NotRyuuya

Bible Accurate Jesus


peanutbuttertoast01

God


TechPriestManipulus

Twin moon knight Jesus


12art34visuals

Dude was left on an elden cross only to come back as miquilla the savior


Independent_Tell5016

Dude playing on immortal mode


AttentionUseful4446

stand proud, you can cook


Round_Ad_9612

Knew it, Jesus was a faith/int build.


Ok_Succotash2561

the main man from Nazareth Himself


GoldenNugget75

Jesus christ


WaterDog69

The DLC better get ready to receive some holy spirit.


TheSingingRonin

Giga Jesus


SineWaveStar11

Prepare to receive some Holy Spirit


CreativeLaw673

penguinz0 šŸ—æ


Macaroni_85

all Praise thy Elden Jesus! šŸ™Œ


copyright15413

Jesus what build should I run. Int/dex is getting boring again


MrStallz

Jesus H(andsome) Christ


EllisCobalt

That is the coolest character I've ever seen on here...


Joyrun189

Thatā€™s the same fit I use


International-Cod334

r/jesuschristreddit


WhatTheDuck00

Praise but whole


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY)


suddenflatworm00

What the Devil and his host saw during the Harrowing of Hell


No-Victory8440

Damn it, someone call the fucking plumber **again** drippin all around the roundtable, D's gonna be pissed.


Ok-Presence-4044

Frenzied flame suits Jesus more according to revelation btw


matdevine21

Old Testament Jesus is down to slap some fools


icybolt99908

It's Jesus pls the realm of shadow needs some cleansing


mr_shogoth

Right when I started shadow of the erdtree someone literally named Jesus Christ successfully helped me kill black jaol knight. Was amazing. Edit: would also like to add he didnā€™t use weapons, only his fists and incantations.


WulenWhale

Yooo how are your eyes so shiny ??


Illustrious-Pause457

Bro it's fucking Jesus


LT2B

He has risen


super-curious-person

Canā€™t lie thought you made moistcritcal


TheOnlyMrMeatball

I used darkmoon and golden order great-swords together for a while, it was badass.


Zoroark6

Forgive me Elden lord, I had a friend give me Rivers of Blood for my playthrough.


Accomplished-Way6624

How did you get both eyes to glow


betamx

Close enough, welcome back Jesus of Nazareth


trashcan-420

whered you get the skirt with greaves? ive been looking for one but cant find any


Croissandwich05

Jesus Christ, another outfit post... JESUS CHRIST?!


IFixYerKids

I come not to bring peace, but a sword(s).


No_Platform7522

He do look like Jesus


SexWithStelle

Get ready to taste some Holy Spirit!


No_Principle_8660

where did you get that top??


Keepitrealbruh90

Look a bad ass Jesus


JinTheJynnn

Hark, yee Tarnished! Ye dead, who yet live! The call of long lost grace speaks to us all, Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Badlands. The ever brilliant goldmask. Fia, the deathbed companion. The Loathsome Dung Eater. Sir Gidieon Olfnir, the All Knowing. And one other. Who grace would again bless. A Tarnished of some renown. From the cross... to the Lands Between. To stand before the Elden Ring And become Our Lord and Savior. HE HAS RISEN!


allandm2

RIIIISE LIKE A PHOENIX šŸ¦ā€šŸ”„


New_Natural_1118

Jesus?


EminentBean

Jesus Christā€¦


PhilosopherCheap1613

What Armour are you using?


hotilage23

Items and Armor???


Consistent-Ad-6753

We got sexy Elden Lord Christ Of Nazareth before GTA 6


stolen_pillow

Thatā€™s great. My buddy made a pudgy Reginald Dwight lookalike and named him Elden John.


Dry_Comfortable3707

elden jesus


Amazing-Canary-6104

Have u tried the dryleaf melee weapon yet?


AHumbleDoorknob

*Evenflow by Perl Jam starts playing*


Mysterious_Kale_7728

Jesus looks good as a fundamentalist. Beautiful build u got there