Is it just me or are pb cookies just immediately identifiable compared to other cookies. I dunno what it is, but man pb chocolate chip does sound good.
is that the guy that calls you maidenless as your very first human interaction in the Lands Between?
currently in my first playthrough, i murdered that fucker right away
This is amazing! Whenever I buy my wife a game she’s excited about I always make a scavenger hunt of dumb riddles for her to solve around the house. The last one is always that the game is already downloaded and ready to play on whatever system lol.
Here’s how you do it. Type what message you want and put [ ] around it then put (followed by you link). It will look something like this but with no spaces. [text] (link)
People want to say the souls community is one of the most toxic, but moments like this are proof otherwise. I love this with all my heart. It reminds me of something my fiancé would have done for me, but I lost her back in July unfortunately and am now maidenless.
This, is anything but maidenless behavior and it brings a huge smile to my face when I’ve really needed one more than ever.
I’m SO glad the community led you in the right direction, this is a big day.
Hey Meg! What a wonderful, kingly gift you’ve given. This may have been a small gesture of love from your perspective, but I promise you that your partner will remember this for some time in the future. Thank you for sharing your heart with us!
Melina: "I see you have no maiden. In that case, I could take the place of your mai-"
*Wife hits Melina over the head with a chair*
Wife: "STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN"
Amazing. One lucky dude, and I'm sure you're lucky with him seeing as you put in the work.
Best of luck in life, and when things are rough, just remember,
Try finger, but hole
I saw the initial post you made. God damn, you delivered and then some! Stop calling yourself “clueless” though. You went above and beyond to learn about your husband’s passion and more than delivered. Incredible work, hope you both have a fantastic celebration!
Lol you can set up a password to attach yourself to a specific realm in multiplayer settings. I believe the subreddit has one set up so that you'd match up with people from here.
This is so thoughtful. I was nervous 'try finger but, hole' didn't make the cut, but it was there. Great job, op. Thy feat befits a crown.
what a great update post, really happy the guy got so excited. the cookies are the cherry on top for me. I want some cookies
They're his favorite...pb chocolate chip 🤤
So...what was the surprise/present? Elden Ring, the cookies, or the dog? All three? Cute, either way!
The "Try finger but hole" of course
Grease required ahead and then time for seed
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I intentionally skipped that part. I didn't want him to get a notification on his app that a new game was being downloaded!
That was big brain thinking! I wouldn't have considered that
Sticky white stuff ahead
Bless your soul for updating us with this! You gave 2 gifts this week: one to him and one to us!
Yay! You did have a turtle toy! Brilliant
Is it just me or are pb cookies just immediately identifiable compared to other cookies. I dunno what it is, but man pb chocolate chip does sound good.
I bet it's the fork criss-cross pattern. Use crunchy peanut butter. Don't be scared to add chocolate. Chocolate makes everything better
"try finger but hole" followed by the dog picture had me a little nervous though...
finger butthole 🐕🦺👈
Colby 2012
I love that a good portion of us were nervous about exactly this. As with all things Elden Ring, our perseverance was rewarded.
Your husband has done a good job of not being maidenless 👍
Varre: 😡
What did you say my lambkin?
Heavens, clench your teeth or something
is that the guy that calls you maidenless as your very first human interaction in the Lands Between? currently in my first playthrough, i murdered that fucker right away
There’s a whole quest line where you get to >!murder him, but you get some gear and a strange weapon!< you should check out
YOU WHAT?!? 
RIP bozo Seluvis is next
That is some maidenless behavior
Me too, doesn’t matter though as I didn’t like my class and restarted anyway lol
And here we are, maidenless as fuck
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Oh my goodness I was waiting for your update! Glad it went so well☺️
I never saw the original but no matter, this put a smile on my face! Such an awesome idea and executed perfectly. I'd love to see the reactions!
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Thy strength befits a crown.
The chest ahead note could have multiple uses.
Looking back on it, I missed that golden opportunity for sure
You're still the lord of all that is golden.
Always next time lol
Also the finger but hole
"ok the game's great and all but that one note said..."
Well done. Excellent execution, got a good number of in-jokes. I'm sure he's extremely happy that you took such an interest in his hobby.
TOGETHAAA
AS FAMELEEEEEE
Try finger but hole
BEHOLD DOG
PRAISE THE DOG
Dog . behold , god !
I love the turtle in the last pic
AH!
Fuck becoming elden lord, I want a relationship like that
Your husband is a lucky man, hope you'll be happy TOGETHAAAAA for a long time
She’s the one
This is amazing! Whenever I buy my wife a game she’s excited about I always make a scavenger hunt of dumb riddles for her to solve around the house. The last one is always that the game is already downloaded and ready to play on whatever system lol.
Behold, well done!
incredible job only nit, if you look into where "amazing chest ahead" originated, should probably be pointing at yourself
Here’s how you do it. Type what message you want and put [ ] around it then put (followed by you link). It will look something like this but with no spaces. [text] (link)
[original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/15i0wq8/help_a_clueless_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
Ha! I did it! Thank you, internet stranger!
Nice! Glad I could help!
Hey! You Hyperlinked!
This made me genuinely amused. What a great idea, good job!
I'm surprised "Amazing Chest Ahead" wasn't used for innuendos.
It was definitely a r/maybemaybemaybe moment for all of us right there!
Imagine if the “try finger, but whole” was sticked to the poor doggo.
He's a rescue... he's already traumatized hahaha
Message to your husband: Dude, she is the GOAT
Praise the message!
Glorious
This is suxh a cute post btw
Had been waiting on this update, wow you did great!!
Nailed it!
Brilliant execution! You have the right, O you have the right (mindset) 🤘
You made this. Good job, haha.
That's not a dog in the last picture. It's a turtle.
Lol
I love this
This is hilarious and the clues were pretty perfect
This is amazing lol, seriously I know I would love this
That looks amazing! I saw your earlier post looking for ideas and I’d say you def nailed it!
Congratulations! He's lucky to have you
This so so wholesome! Thank you for the update! I hope he enjoys it! Happy birthday to him 🥰
This is amazing! Thank you for sharing with us
THERE IT IS THANKS FOR SHARING YOU ARE AMAZING, what was his reaction? Edit: forget it I just read
visions of something incredible
People want to say the souls community is one of the most toxic, but moments like this are proof otherwise. I love this with all my heart. It reminds me of something my fiancé would have done for me, but I lost her back in July unfortunately and am now maidenless. This, is anything but maidenless behavior and it brings a huge smile to my face when I’ve really needed one more than ever. I’m SO glad the community led you in the right direction, this is a big day.
I'm so sorry for your loss! It warms my heart knowing this brought you some joy. Be well, kind internet stranger 🤍
This was awesome
This is a great gesture, nice work!
Good job, Meg.
Perfect!
This is fantastic, very well done
Great success!
Amazing gift he will love it!
10/10
That, is amazing.
Oh my gaawwwddd good for you OP that’s adorable! I wish you two the best!
This is brilliant haha
The wholesomeness is killing me! Well done! You're a (fire) keeper
Omg this is probably the sweetest thing I have ever seen a wife could do.
Awesome execution. I would be envious if I hadn’t got my also awesome wife. But this is special. ☺️ behold dog and the dog had me in stitches.
That is awesome. Well done.
Made me smile :)
I'd cry fr if my wife did this
I saw the original post; this turned out so nicely! Excellent execution
I would have died if I came home to this lmao!
That's a nice turtle right at the end
Is this a new dog?
I love this so much it's amazing
Perfection
Maidenless no more
Wonderful
Hey Meg! What a wonderful, kingly gift you’ve given. This may have been a small gesture of love from your perspective, but I promise you that your partner will remember this for some time in the future. Thank you for sharing your heart with us!
Melina: "I see you have no maiden. In that case, I could take the place of your mai-" *Wife hits Melina over the head with a chair* Wife: "STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN"
So no teleportation to an African diamond mine then?
No...Gary, Indiana
this update made me grin like an idiot in public. What an adorable story i'm so happy for you both!! <3
It was great until she mislabeled the horse at the end.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Truly heartwarming. Sometimes the internet can be kinda awesome, this is one of those times.
Amazing. One lucky dude, and I'm sure you're lucky with him seeing as you put in the work. Best of luck in life, and when things are rough, just remember, Try finger, but hole
We all need someone like this in our lives!! But we don't have the right..., O, We don't have the right
I saw the initial post you made. God damn, you delivered and then some! Stop calling yourself “clueless” though. You went above and beyond to learn about your husband’s passion and more than delivered. Incredible work, hope you both have a fantastic celebration!
Now secretly set up a password realm in his account so reddit can creep him out while doing mp
I have no idea what you just said hahaha
Lol you can set up a password to attach yourself to a specific realm in multiplayer settings. I believe the subreddit has one set up so that you'd match up with people from here.
wonderful. behold, dog.
I'm so jealous, I wanna find a boyfriend who would like stuff like this too :(
I hit the jackpot with this one. My ex was too cool for cute shit too. Don't give up babe! He's out there!
This is amazing, your husband is truly lucky! May both of you be happy together.
So creative and thoughtful! Great job!!
Well done!
Nice
This is awesome! You did amazing, OP! Hope he loves the game. He’s one lucky Tarnished. Best maiden. 🙌🏻
This……is perfect.
Love it
Why is it always mushroom? Actually, precious item ahead.
This is wonderful! Great work!
Absolutely amazing.
You legend! Brilliant!
Awwwwwwwh together they’re gonna devour the very gods! 😭😭
Omg, this is adorable!! You pulled it off perfectly and the note on the ~~turtle~~ dog was the cherry on top! Also, what a lovely doggo 😍
This is adorable and I love it!
You're the coolest.
So heartwarming to see you go the extra mile to make this gift very memorable
This is the most wholesome thing to ever happen. 🥺
This was really thoughtful and well put together, he's lucky to have you
10/10 amazing job
Beautiful
OP, this is wholesome as heck, I'm really happy to see you really did it. Thy maidenfulness befits a crown
This is amazing, the thought and love really shows. How did he react?
I'm tearing up OP you fucking nailed the shit out of it
How can a maidenless summon an amazing spirit like yourself to offer her an accord ? Asking for a friend.
You absolute LEGEND 🔥🔥🙌🏻🙌🏻 you are so very far from clueless :) I hope it was a special moment for you both, you really put a lot of effort in!
Your turtle does not look amused with that mislabeling.
YESS THIS WAS REAL
Now that is love
I love this so much
soCute.
This lucky guy has the most perfect maiden… 👌
Your a gem! He’s gonna love the effort you put into this!
Amazing job!
yknow this is the kinda shit that keeps me on reddit. gg
*wheezes externally*
This is golden
This is the best thing I have seen in a long time, thank you
This post brought tears to my eyes, so wholesome!
Fucking love it. Great job op!
So wholesome
Hey OP you’re wonderful & adorable
Considering where “Amazing Chest Ahead” originated, I hope you took advantage of it.
The "try finger, but hole" has me howling hahaha. Great job, Clueless!
Glorious!
The last one had me laughing. This turned out really well.
Good and cute shit deserves praise. Well done to both.
You are an awesome wife.
That is the kindest thing that you can do and it looks great. Well done.
Great job! Thanks for posting the follow up.
First off well done
So wholesome
Now he HAS to make his character in your honor. This is beyond cool!
Can I be your husband too
Worthy Tarnished
Need me a partner like this
Hahaha, this is amazing!
Something incredible
the dog was skeptical
Fuck, this is hilarious! I hope he's gonna see all the notes! Also, I hope he's not going to step on them
I love how unamused your dog looks. This was an amazing idea and I'm glad it worked out!
I think I have that same turtle in my house.
No no that last one should be Behold Turtle.
Simple, yet adorable.
“You had me at try finger, but hole.”
I actually read your previous post and it's so wholesome to see the result. The internet is amazing sometimes :)
Yay she did it! We did it reddit!!!
This is beyond awesome The world needs more of this