OP hates the letter E

Ldn ring

Still pronounced elden lol

London ring? Can't imagine anything worse tbh

Dodgy keyboard

Pat I'd like to buy a vowel.

Sesame Street hates him

Why is the e in every “sexual” missing, my brain felt like it was tripping over its own feet reading that

It's because op is afraid of the word sex. Truly maidenless.

Maid nless

Maid nl ss

maid'n lass

tips greathelm *m’lassy*

molass's

Underrated comment.

I found it nigh impossible to read Mogh's description with how much was taken from each word

I mean, you don’t really need to, it’s obviously the same meme as the one yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and-

Algospeak is the fucking worst

It seems they may even be catching onto "unalive" as a euphemism for suicide because I was listening to some story involving suicide and they said something like "quit the lobby" 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

was it wendigoon? i think he’s said this at some point haha

You're not going to become a famous TikTokker just spell out the whole damn word

[удалено]

No🤓

"No swearing on my Christian server!"

bro thinks hes on youtube 💀

🤦‍♂️

But it hurts my feelings

Do it rn. Type 'sex'.

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Just spell the words. This is reddit, you're fine.

All 3 are doong the same: SEX! SEX! SEX!

Don't you mean S X! S X! S X! 

Isn't that the awesome snowboarding game for the Ps2?

TRICKY

Sex wishes it was as awesome and fun as SSX.😂

Just say the whole words, omg.

(pic of oracle envoy) saxual predator

Best comment I’ve read today. Made me laugh 😆

Sucsaxualfull predator

Every should say the words so we can scare op SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

This is some pretty weak ass low effort shit right here

I mean, the joke is there, but the xcution is awful.

Happy cak day!

I love cak! Thanks.

Didn't want to scar th op, h is afraid of th fifth lttr of th alphabt

🫡

I see what you did there. Also, happy cake day

I killed all three of them dont worry

average GRRM character

Yeah if they had done a similar storyline but purely Japanese writers Dung Eater would be a pedophile too.

nah if grrm had full creative control, miquellania would be a thing, and I don't like that. that makes me upset

So is the kid an actual kid or just really old and trapped in a kids body?

The latter

So why does everyone get in a tizzy about Mohg being a pedophile? Is it just a meme?

Yeah, it's just a meme. Mohg wants to make Miquella his consort God so he can have the title of Lord, there is nothing I know of that suggests he has sexual/physical feelings for Miquella. Everyone conveniently forgets that Miquella has an alluring aura that actually makes people adore/love him, completely entranced/enchanted type of situation. People love to misconstrue for the lolz

Isn't Miquella's consciousness gone into the shadowlands? What's left behind is a husk.

"Everyone conveniently forgets the ywink was asking for it... magically" /jk sarcasm dont care

Lemme guess u think Miquella bewitched mohg into defiling him?

I do not, thank you for your question :)

Just checking, and thanks. Preemptive assumption based on what some others believe.

While I understand why you are inclined towards that presumption, I wish it wasn't so. I'm so tense anytime I participate in the community because everyone assumes the worst/wants to fight :( I do appreciate how well this particular encounter turned out though, thank you stranger, for the hope that inspires

Well, because miquella is cursed to be forever young. It's not like it's a child-like body or anything, it's just the body of a legitimate child. Regardless of what age the mind is, it would be pedophilic to be into a child's body. Not that mong actually is, as far as I'm aware, so it's still a meme, yes. Just not for the reasons you mentioned 💀

tbf the whole 'umm ackshually they are 5000 years old so it's ok to fuck them even tho they look like a child' is complete bullshit

So if someone is an adult and has been alive for say 30 years or so but looks very childlike are they never allowed to have a partner? Cause that partner would automatically be a pedophile?

Mikela and Malenia both have imperfect bodies due to being born of a single parent. Malenia has the rot, Mikela doesn’t age and is stuck as a child despite being thousands of years old. He thought he might be able to cure his condition by growing his body using the Halig tree, and Mogh took his body out before the process finished. In-game text refers to the body in the cocoon as spiritless, meaning Mikela’s spirit may still be in the tree, or is otherwise lost somewhere.

Already fapped to all of them

Try fingers, but hole

I think you man Try fingrs, but hol

dung eater sexually assaulted people? (I knew for selluvis the freak and mohg the degenerate but never heard a thing about dung eater being one)

He ties people down and tears out their buttholes

yeah but it’s not sexual for him

NOTHING SEXUAL

*teleports beneath you*

What up? Just 3 cool dung eaters looking for other cool dung eaters to come hang out in our party sewer

Don't think the victims care💀💀💀💀

Just business

I don't think it matters it's still sexual assault, plus his intent is to molest not your body but your eternal soul and curse you forever in the most vile way, I think that's even worse than mogh and seluvis, specially since when you talk to him he seems to enjoy doing it.

Dey eat da poopoo

now that you mention it, I think I've read something like that, thanks for the answer

he "defiles" bodies to curse them, something everyone in game describes as gross and gruesome, the bodies you find are blodied in the bottom area plus there's myths in japan about the soul coming out of your ass, you can connect all that to conclude: Dungeater got his name by destroying people's asses with his own mouth to curse their souls, probably people saw that and thought he was eating the good old dung, but what he was doing was much worse

Cursed rimjob

ye he defiled their corpses and ate their poopo and assholes

Sex Sex Sex Sexual Sexual Sexual Incest Incest Incest Pedophile Pedophile Pedophile

Good job call his ass out

grow up. here i’ll do it for you. RAPIST POOP RAPIST PEDO RAPIST

So it \*was\* written by George R.R. Martin.

Sex

Might as well have added Slave trader or Sex trafficker to Seluvis

Seggsual

And people say GRRM did not contribute that much to the lore.

You're allowed to say sex yknow

It's lore that the Dung Eater gives you a lethal rimming.

This is going to sound weird but I kinda like how the Elden Ring baddies actually do atrocious, blasphemous things that make you cringe with disgust. Fucking Dung Eater sodomizes his victims and eats their shit to corrupt his soul and uh I mean yeah that's some pretty anti-soul shit right there. You have a real reason to be like "ok this person has to die"

Godwyn: pretty Much the next Godfrey,single handily stopped a war,Friends With dragons Morgott: really strong fighter who preserved the Capital trhough the shattering Mogh: incest AND pedophilia conclusion? dont embrace the formless mother Kids.

Where did you read any of that about mogh?

Don’t forget jar x2

why are you scared of words?

Makes me think my monitor is rear projection the way people show their whole ass out here

You forgot oneeee

Wait who's the last one?

The albinauric who controls Seluvis

Sorry what? I’ve never heard of this??

Name begins with a P. He's at the Carian manor. When Seluvis dies his body slumps like a puppet. Ranni gets to the bottom of it all if you do Seluvis' quest

…Fia…yeahhhh…😬

Ngl they are my favorite characters from this game lol

Holy shit this was hard to read. Why even make the meme?

Why dungeater tho?

*Sniffs* Yep GRRM was here alright.

this gives me "k\*\*\*ht" vibes

It's G RR Martin's writing, did you not expect ambiguous binary single-twin incestuous confusing interdynamics?

Sexy sexual sex

I knew this game was for me

As opposed to all the mass murderers?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Found the Martin lore

God forbid you say the word “sexual”

You’re not on TikTok, OP. You’re allowed to say the word “sex” on a website that has entire communities dedicated to things like r/sounding *click at your own risk*

I can hear Mohg making his own version of the default lolicon excuse: "He's actually a 1000 years old dragon"

commented this above before I read this, glad I wasn't the only one.

Add necrophile to Mohg's account as well, now we know that's just Miquella's lifeless corpse in there.

But we get to kill all of them so

In before people start at the “but Miquella manipulated mohg into raping/defiling him”

Don’t forget the necropheliac, Fia!

Is it confirmed that she has sex with their corpses, or does she literally just sleep beside them?

I just assume she is referring to the old fashioned definition, not sleeping.

They have the drip though

MY LIFE IS A PARTY

I really dont consider dungeater to be sexual suggestive in the slightest. He used brutal ways of murdering people. Not sure about morgie and idk the first guy.

the blood is all around their crotch, he eats their ass. he's like a Kappa on meth. even if he doesn't intend anything sexual, ngl killing someone in any way related to their ass or crotch still sounds like assault mixed with murder Mohg kidnapped Miquella and there's an item description that says he "shares his bedchambers with him" so everyone is just in on the idea that Mohg is incestuous pedophile (Miquella is cursed with eternal youth) and have you just never met Seluvis, or done Ranni's quest? he has people drink potions and then locks them in a weird sex dungeon once they're lifeless puppets

This is like a mobile game level up chart for people who can’t get within 500 ft of a school.

DLC Starting Classes

That's George R.R. Martin's contribution to the story

I would do unholy things for even a single cup of mohg’s bath water holy fuckkkk

Seluvis is hot too but I’m not abandoning Mohg for him

So, like real life?

I'd like to have me some of that s xual pleasure

This is the worst 'tag yourself' I've ever had to do. Anyway, Mohg.

Seluvis is a victim himself actually and just a puppet.

What did Seluvis do?

he roofies people and makes sex puppets out of them, he has a puppet dungeon that totally looks like a sex dungeon below his tower

What is this, Wheel of Fortune: Elden Ring edition?

welcome to George RR Martin

But what about smelly diseased puss??

I mean the creater of game of thrones deffo has a type

You may notice they're all bad guys who you end up killing

I want a elden ring version of welcome to the internet

The contribution of G.R.R. Martin is quite obvious

😟

Can you blaim them with all the barefoot ladies lying around? (Yes you can hut thats not the point I was trying to make)

I can tell Mohg was written by George also just say the words, the letter E is not gonna be hiding under your bed at night, he's chill

Predators all over the shop

SEXUAL PREDATOR

Inc stuous pee

Dung Eater: Serial Killer, S Predator,Scat Lover.

Welcome to Mr. Martin's influence!

This reminds me of when I played Bloodborne with my friend for his first time and we were getting near the end. He said the game was basically an abortion simulator for alien babies. You know, he’s out of line but he’s right.

But you also have Buff Bara Furries sssooooo

It’s a George RR Martin story. None of these things are surprising.

Oh man it's almost like the game was written by George R. R. Martin... oh wait

Miquella is an adult? I thought it was clear by them being twins but Melania and Miquela are the same age. That makes Mohg just an incestuous rapist kidnapper

I think the Seluvis should technically be replaced by Pidia, the real puppetmaster. Seluvis is just another puppet.

Sucks

Wait what did Seluvis do?

His quest is quite literally giving people date rape drugs so he can turn them into his own personal puppets

Yeah, there's no way I was going to give that GHB potion to Nepheli. Seluvis is a fucking creep and got what he deserved!

Fecal philiac s xual predator serial killer

Miquella's just a loli so.

The term for boys is shota.

yeah its just a gramatically incorrect reference to pedophilia smh

Sus

Animememes and GenshinImpact HMM

So?

I thought Miquella made Mohg kidnap him and all that because of a spell or some power but if that’s the case why does this pedo thing keep going around?

the game implies Miquella has alluring powers, but nothing really says he manipulated Mogh in any way, it's just theories and speculation

Mohg is NOT a pedo. Miquella is old.

They also aren’t fucking. 🤦‍♀️

"I'm not a pedo! He's actually a 1000 year old demi god!!" — Mogh, defending himself

Exactly. 😘