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true_tedi

If I ever see someone using an angle grinder on a u lock in the city, I’ll gladly purchase a coffee and throw/pour it on them.


mickm92

https://youtu.be/fmfYIKyDbOk?si=2Spys6KH6-wb3ux5


knewbie_one

I once saw a man slowly doing it on an expensive bmw bike unlock in front of the cafe we were having a drink in, using the rigid band of a hand metal saw but without the holder around it (might have a name in English?) We told the waiter, who called the police, and we had a (safe) happy ending about 10 minutes later


true_tedi

Still would’ve asked the cafe to heat up a coffee 5x its normal temp and “oops, sorry I spilled my insanely hot coffee on you… bitch!”


Sufficient_Check_104

Can I get a link to that for US? lmfao


Wash_Cultural

I've heard it said that every bike weighs the same the expensive light weight bikes use heavy locks and the cheap heavy bikes use light locks ... :(


BeagleIL

So now the theives have to carry a 3 ah battery for their Dewalt angle grinder instead of the 2 ah...


DeepAd8591

That’s a W lock ( see what I did there? 😂)


Lantea1

And its still completely useless when the thief cuts the bike rack pole its locked onto.


Big-Apricot-2651

That’s what she said


e99etrnl17

Doesn't matter how big to the lock picking lawyer


[deleted]

If they want your bike they will cut through the frame to take it. Just don’t lock your bike outside.


Bigdstars187

Watch me buy one for my huffy


JOCO_Q

40 pounder?


Physical-Damage-180

Just cut the bike stand at that point


Elegant_Key8563

Front wheel still gone tho lol


tyty_dj123

You gotta live in the gulag for this to be practical 😭


mfhandy5319

Maybe 5 minutes.... A case for the lock.picking lawyer.


JobeX

nobody is taking that out


ColdHat3108

Must be very heavy


Pro-Rider

Take that!!!! Milwaukee M18 cut off wheel!!!! 😂 I still think the Milwaukee M18 Porta Band saw would still make quick work of this lock. Not to mention just cut the stand in 2 places to get the lock free and deal with the lock when you are in a secure place.


That_Murph

>just cut the stand in 2 places to get the lock free Hello $40 [pipe cutter](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Apollo-1-2-in-to-2-in-Pro-Fit-Tubing-Cutter-PROTC2/311710190). Compact, silent, and quick.


Orcinus24x5

~~LOL, good luck with that. A) It's way too small to fit around the SAF. B) Pipe cutters only work on soft materials like copper, and can only cut a few mm into the surface. They're designed to cut PIPE, not bar stock. C) At the core is a hardened steel shackle. The only thing that will cut through that is an angle grinder.~~ Nevermind! I'm an idiot with zero reading comprehension! XD


That_Murph

>cut the stand


Orcinus24x5

Wow I totally derped on that one. XD


Pro-Rider

Here I am making all kinds of noise with Milwaukee tools and this man is a “Ninja” and gets the bike without drawing attention to himself 😂😂


That_Murph

Just toss on that hi-viz and hard hat and no one will suspect a thing. Could even toss a couple of cones down for good measure.


ReeferKeef

They usually pour high strength concrete in there before they mount them.


Orcinus24x5

Old news. In fact, it's such old news, that the lock has been discontinued as of February 2023.


OutOfIdeasForAName1

Agreed. Seen this all those years ago. See people cut it and pick it. Cutting takes a fuckton of a while to do. Picking? LPL lol


Orcinus24x5

Yeah but nobody in their right mind is gonna cut the lock, they'll just cut whatever it's locked to. It's too big to be portable, and too small to lock around anything big enough to not be cut. And as for picking it, yeah, LPL can pick it but he is quite literally one of the world's best lock pickers. There are probably only a few hundred people on the entire planet that can pick it in any reasonable amount of time to steal whatever it's protecting.


OutOfIdeasForAName1

Yeh, these type of locks are probs when you are locking it behind your backyard or another place you frequent at. Semi-permanent essentially.


rainers-v

It would be easier to just cut the metal bar intead of the lock


Nami_Pilot

That is a fuck off big lock


Dripz167

Saw one of those on the way to pick up my scooter in Brooklyn https://preview.redd.it/qm8gqg2yns8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9023347d61ae21bcafb40af57e114977b731f0 Can you count how many locks?


kingqk

I spot 4


true_tedi

Where is the 4th lock? I spot the one in the back, 2 in front (the chain and gigantic u-lock).


kingqk

Front and back has the same setup. If you zoom in, you’ll see parts of the chain lock.


Dripz167

You got quite the eye


Nami_Pilot

someone hurt this man


OutOfIdeasForAName1

Agreed lmao. I am too almost this close to bringing 3 locks. Currently have 2 kryptonite chain locks.


Nami_Pilot

You in a big city?


Canelosaurio

Just take it inside with you!! Just fold it, lift it, and set it in your shopping basket. Don't be a pud!


SexyLittleDevil

Yep. Walk the thing around the store, bust ADA Rights if some doofus employee gives me shit about walking my $3kUS scooter in the store. Fuck locking it.


WishTrick524

Looks like i weighs more than the bike does


skoomd1

Weighs less than some of the ridiculous 15-20lb chain locks some people carry around. Still weighs 13.2lbs though, fuck that. And i bet a litelok x3 or hiplock d1000 still holds off angle grinders better.


Cool_Sherbet7827

1 lb can of r12 and a 2 lb sledge makes that go away in 10 seconds All those that lack criminal minds eventually become victims to criminals


TBC1966

That'll be $28.93 please mate, Need a bag ? The mini oxy cutter,powered bolt cutters and thermite are on special too if your interested. Australia Post has changed.


TheBigFatGoat

God dam that is a large lock Would be easier to just saw through the pole it’s attacked to at this point.


Pro-Rider

Yep, two cuts at the bottom where it all meets up take the whole rack with you. Or if you want to be a professional just grind off the 4 bolts holding it into the concrete and take the rack. So many ways to steal this in little to no time. At the end of the day if someone really wants it they are going to get it. You can thank Dewalt, Milwaukee, Rigid and all the power tool companies for making such great tools with a 20V to 60V battery.


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Jimbeambeamer

This is why I don't bother with super expensive locks. The local council aren't installing super expensive post's to lock them to. I got a new york mini and figure anything above and they'll just cut the post's