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Shredney

Your parents insurance won't pay out when their house burns down ....


NerdyNThick

> Your parents insurance won't pay out when their house burns down .... Only if the investigators figure it out! (They will. They're absolute experts at their job and a fire started by this contraption will be quite obvious)


crappleIcrap

As an insurance adjuster, unless the a fire martial or someone tells me it looks Intentional. I don't have a policy exclusion for fire caused by stupidity. And we are not absolute experts on fires, we are experts in Insurance claims and possibly repairs to certain types of property. Most fires at my insurance company (one of the biggest) don't have any professional fire investigators check, because the only commonly relevant exclusions are intentional damage, and fires that spread across a large area before your property. Idk why everyone assumes insurance can deny you on the grounds of stupidity. Now, if your insurance finds out BEFORE the house burns down, now that is a different story, or if the contraption was there but purposely hidden at the time the policy was created. Lastly if you assume we will deny it and lie about the cause of the fire, then that can be a major issue aswell.


NerdyNThick

> Idk why everyone assumes insurance can deny you on the grounds of stupidity. > > Because insurance companies have, time and time again shown that they're horrible and will use any excuse they can to deny a claim.


crappleIcrap

Not really, I can understand why it may seem that way since I have agents that sell the policy constantly saying something should be covered even when it is written in bold on the policy exclusions page of the policy they sell to people. However, if talking about home and auto insurance, unless you have a non-standard policy, your policy will be nearly identical to everyone else in your whole state with minor adjustments and optional coverages. Everything that is commonly denied are situations that have been and will continue to be denied in that state.its why I think it's funny when people threaten to go to a different insurance company. incompetence is rampant, and from a customer perspective it is only their one claim that was denied and nobody told them it wouldn't be covered in that situation. But from the company perspective, they have a standard policy slowly made via trial and error between all companies, the situation has been litigated into the ground many times for years, they send it to you to read, it is easily accessible to read, the language (on standard policies still) is not difficult even for a layman, and people are still surprised when something isn't covered. Very rarely will an agent put enough emphasis on exclusions and what is not covered and usually just speed through what is covered making it sound like absolutely anything is covered.


NerdyNThick

> Very rarely will an agent put enough emphasis on exclusions and what is not covered and usually just speed through what is covered making it sound like absolutely anything is covered. So the fact that most people think insurance companies suck is because their employees cause it due to not caring about their clients?


crappleIcrap

Most agents are actually semi-independent or fully independent of the company who's insurance they sell. When you go to an agents office, there is one agent and they are the head of that agency, even captive agents are almost completely autonomous. It is really complicated, but insurance companies do not tell agents what to say, how to say it, or anything like that, that is left up to the licensed insurance agent.


NerdyNThick

> It is really complicated, but insurance companies do not tell agents what to say, how to say it, or anything like that, that is left up to the licensed insurance agent. And yet it's the insurance companies that take the reputational hit (assuming you're entirely correct). Seems like they're complicit.


zergling424

I had video evidence showing that I was stopped at an intersection and the other car hit me and the insurance still tried to say it was both of our faults because we were both under the same insurance company. It took almost a year to convince them to pay out


NoDontDoThatCanada

I have only had insurance pay for my stupidity. (Broadsided a car with my bicycle. Full speed. Car was fucked, bike was fucked, l was fucked, homeowner's took care of it.)


nottaroboto54

How many fire claims have you had, and how many of them were for the property of firefighters?


crappleIcrap

A few hundred fire over the years, not usually my gig. Not sure what you mean by the property of firefighters, but I haven't ever done a claim on a fire station if that is what you are asking.


nottaroboto54

Property : vehicles, homes, items they've tried to sell in the past year. My dad has done insurance for the last 15+years, and worked from home for most of those. Not many fire claims, but of the fire claims, at least 1/3rd of them were firefighters or volunteer firefighters. It became a running joke. I assumed other adjusters had similar experiences.


crappleIcrap

I never really ask where people work, so I can neither confirm nor deny.


Circus-Peanus

*when their house heats up


Rough_Community_1439

https://preview.redd.it/52cnszqsnl9d1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c97bbbd5b0625d895806c84d218858c6329723


danit0ba94

Lmfao immediately what i thought of! šŸ˜‚


jusumonkey

This is a bad plan. Fire Monkey says no. https://preview.redd.it/srtbin347l9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33af7760a127ca0e89c1adb1ecc3ea31cbf1e114


Ratrice_withnoprice

*sprays water*


6inDCK420

It stops burning or it gets the hose


Ok-Geologist-3743

![gif](giphy|n7DpDLzncQJT20Hgk5)


Puzzleheaded-Wait499

Just NO


Deathnfear

Looks like an old kreosan video.


The_Only_J

"This is a simple 100kW space heater we made at home"


Calthecool

ā€œYou can hear the villageā€™s diesel generator struggling from the loadā€


GeekyDorito123

House fires are also effective heaters


McAddress

Is that not how this would work anyway?


ieatgrass0

Kreosan style


Dan_Glebitz

Imagine that falling on you if you are under it and you get tangled in it!


SAD-MAX-CZ

It burns deep in your skin and stays there


Le_sussy_

Pov: you're dead but you don't know that yet


_Pilotamente_077_

# Untilā€¦


antek_g_animations

I cannot believe that this subreddit became a place with kids sharing worse and worse ideas every day. It is an inspiration for others to make stupider stuff until someone will die. Please stop


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Some *n3Xt LVl* shit going on compared to the jokers snacking on tide pods


danit0ba94

Fucking **NAHHHH** bro...are you insane.


StrayedAway99

Well, it will heat his house by burning it šŸ’


DiekeDrake

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Kevin80970

Effective house burner too.


Mikey_Liked_It

Y!!!!????


JustInternetNoise

The automatic house igniter


shahbaz200

Effective heater for sure Effective fire starter also sure


amynias

Jfc lol


dungeons191

Looks safe enough


BrazilBazil

Effective home *igniter*


TheArchitect515

I usually just plug a heating lamp into 200' of 16ga extension cord in a single coil on the floor. But that's just me.


xfvh

That's a terrible idea. Heat rises; all you're doing is creating a warm pocket by the ceiling. Run the cables at knee height instead.


that-computer-kid

had my fan running for circulation


Capernici

This is the police. You are under arrest. Please do not resisā€¦ ah shit heā€™s already doing it.


heretobesarcastic

I was about to say alright electro boom, but I saw the Reddit name


canthinkofnamestouse

This beats both infratech and bromic


SaltaPoPito

Your effective house burner...


kafamters

Ahh yes... Your (effective) house burner.


charcoalonfire

It will burn you or your house or something else just like how it did mehdis shorts, so ill call it a your (effecitive) room burner


q1field

Nope nope nope nope nope


jusumonkey

Nope Rope Danger Noodle Loops of Crimson Death https://preview.redd.it/148kokh3pm9d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d03e16c57da996bc7ba426c6d724a9e4eb092c


nixmix6

Lol better be tapping the power or its gonna be a nice bill


VegetableRope8989

Moment before the house burn


imusingthisforstuff

Uh


KindaTheQuietkid43

What if accidentally it falls on you? Then what?


Kostis00

Ah yes the band Death from Above 1979! Love it!


King_Of_The_Cold

Imthisnis almost certainly bait. But in case it's not please get a ceramic insulator on the mounting ends so the element isn't just raw doggin the wall


Neocrog

I understand fire hazard I don't understand what is it?


SuperStarTurbo

What if that falls on someone


Glum-Frosting-2908

what if it burn out and fall on you asleep?


Mr_Glass3s

Reminds me of when Mehdi made an "Electric seat warmer." Lets just say that didn't really go well...


RepulsiveAd4225

bro copied the heat warmer seat video


Nasturtium-the-great

Thatā€™s a really effective fire hazard


Steve_but_different

Imagine that nice hot wire falling across you while youā€™re sleeping though.


Due_Return_871

YOU TRY KILL YOUR SELF SIR


No-Corner-7215

Cool room heater till it falls on you while your sleeping


Justanotherattempd

WHEN that house burns down, nobody is getting insurance money due to this negligence. This is so unbelievably irresponsible. Just cause you can doesnā€™t mean you should.


King_Of_The_Cold

No reason insurance won't pay out