😂👉🕳️ haha cool, now kys

🗿😉💀

🫡✍️🔥

You said goodbye, wrote a letter then helped her lose weight by literally burning calories?

no I burnt her alive and solved world hunger

Glorious

No the 🫡 is for matpat

Why did I think of death note

Me too, this signifies we should probably take a break from anime for a bit…

🤌👌👅

You fingered yourself?

♦️☠️🐑 What does this mean

You saw red, killed her, then went to live the rest of your life on a sheep farm in Germany

Nah, In Scotland

Ireland actually.

no

SHEEP SACRIFICE

✨🦧🦐

Accurat

I'm aure she is a dumb monkey that smells like fish

😭🚩🔥 RED FLAG!!! BURN IN HELL

💯💀🤫

You snuck into her house and skullfucked her 100 times while asleep and she didn't wake up because you were quiet and her CPAP was running at full blast

The ops will never know

💀🛫🎊 I had the ‘Im dead expression’ so I ran fast (flew off) and celebrated :)

i think she went on a plane and died and you celebrated

👍🏿😅🐕

😨✨️🏳️‍🌈

And that is when you realized you were ✨gay✨

I had my pan awakening

🤓🔥🦐

👍🐊🍊

Florida Man, is that you?

💀🧞‍♂️🔵 I died turned into a Geni and turned her into a blue ball?

She isn't blue but she is built like a ball and has her own center of gravity, thank you for making her a blue one

💤🎤💯

🔥🦗🤨 It was a dare, and she said no, so I set whoever dared me to do it on fire, then rode a cricket to escape, while everyone rock eyebrow raised me

🦔😢😸

You were sad because you couldn't free the hedgehog trapped in her fat folds around her puss

🤫🧏🏻‍♂️⚖️

What is an emohi

💀💀💀 idk what the fuck is an emohi

😋😅👊

🔥🤣🙏

😯🐷🙅

😂🖤👦

🥵💐👌

😐❤🔥

Built like a cone

😈🔫🙃

💀😔😀 *slowly becomes happy*

🫠😵‍💫🥊

😂👌🧡

💀🫡👮‍♀️

🫡🔥😫

😳🤮🌕

☹️🥹🦔

🔥🎉👅

▶️🎧👏

hell naw

😭☝️🔥 I am upset at first then I actually look at her

🫡😬🌴 or 🫡😔😈

🇦🇲🖕🏿🤞

🔥🖤🌊

🙄🇺🇸🗣️

🎂👋😣

💀📱🍞

🤣🎵😉

🚬🔴🔫

💀😋☠️ I eat her skull?

👍🗿🐒

🦵👄🌲

🍞👌🌲

😔🇸🇩😂

🤫🧏‍♂️🥶

💀😞🖤

😶😁🤌

🚨😔🤥

😅🤦‍♂️🚉 Don’t even know how I’d get into this situation anyways

👍🏿🧑🏼‍🦲🍾

"My name is optimus prime"

🥒🍔🥬

😩👉🥴

🍆🤏👮🏼‍♂️

🙂🇰🇵🤓

😂👏🏻🗿

⚒️🎼🇩🇪

💀👇🤌

🫃☀️™️

👍👌🫡

💀🙏🇪🇸

🧏🤫🦅

😂🫣🥖

🧏😍😭

😴🧐☺️

😨✅️😭

👍😏👗

🧏‍♂️😔🍕

💀🤣🤷‍♂️

😔😳🚨 I think she tried to murder me after looking sad so I called the police

😭🪤🤣

‼️🚢😊 i compared her to a literal cruiser and am extremely happy about it

🗣️🦧🤨

😭🌌😦 this is...a c c u r a t e ?

😎🔥🙃

😭☹️😕 I SWEAR IM NOT UPSET

🤣💅😳

🦅🚬💣

💀🤥😚

😭🍞💀

🔥🥧😟 I accidentally set a pie on fire 

🫦🤢🕳

🔥👌👍 good deal

🤍❤️💕 All hearts cause I'm loving that THIS THING (the image) rejected me

🤣👍🤩

😭😟👋 >!um wtf!<

🦅🦾🤖

❤️🫱🚂

💀⁉️👉 I died, got bewildered by that fact, and blamed it on her 

🇩🇪😏🪗

😩💪😅

🗿🤣👍

❤️💗💤

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧌🦅

😏😀😭

😂😏💀

👏⛽️👹

😎👿🙂‍↔️

🇮🇱🤣🇺🇲

🔥😰👾

💧🤛🌞

💀😘😂

🚕😲🤗

❤️🚠🫤

🤫🔥🥶ight no clue

😅💀🙏

She’s ugly and do not care what yall say

🤫😎🧏 I'm not making this up

🇺🇸🥹😘

💧🚬🍶

💀🥹🥺 …what the hell-

😭🍑🐀

🍆💦🍑 Ngl I would too

💀🤠🍷

🙏⬅️🫡

🪖🫡😭

😁😶🫵

🦐🕯️💣

🦤👁️🔪

⚔️🪕🦖

🇨🇺👺😔

❤️🔥😈

😎🖤👈

🟣🔵🟢

😂😈😅

🔥👻🟣

🤣🇮🇴 😏 Haha really funny, then suddenly British Indian ocean territory and I'm all smug

😭📱🆘 i guess dont reject me or I will report you to the police

🤣🙄😊 looks like an happy she said no

🤣🙄😊

💀😭🔥

🖕🔋📡 Fuck you, I’m making a wireless battery

😶‍🌫️🎈😪

😀😂🫠

🦴👍🥳

🧏‍♂️🤫💸

🔥😭🚨 I light myself on fire and get arrested

🕯️😔🗣️

🇩🇪🙋🪖 guess I’m becoming a Nazi

💯🗿👍

❤️🥂🏢

😂😆🎉 Haha! I’m so excited ‘cause I actually decided I don’t wanna’ go on a date with you anymore. Time to party!

🍗🦍🐔

😾😲😈

✨😄😎

😅7️⃣😢 huh?!?

💕😄🎶

🍱👍😋

🇺🇸🦊👆

🫡👖🤣

👍🏿💛💫

👁️😔😏

👌🤣😁 all good homie

👍😍👨🏻‍✈️

💀🕺🗿 I kill her, I dance, and then I start working out

🍛💥🙄

💧🔕🔴

🤫🧏‍♂️🗿

🤔🖤🧐 I'm confused, my heart turns black, and I start investigating something

👎🙄😂

🇺🇸🎷🥁 America, fuck yea

🍁🇳🇱🇹🇩 Idk

👌😊🤛

🫡💀😤

💀👍🥴

🤩😅☺

💀🤑🔥

❤️💀🗿

😀😃😌