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Sir__Alien

Ok, I won’t ask a question. :( You have fallen for my trap! Now, what do you use to kill a spider?


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Usually I use a Shoe or napkin.


Soldierteamfort2

A 12 gauge


Space_The_Animator

Every day, I think of all the things I'll make With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray. Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks Or get lazy and just make it with a mix. Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it, Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh! Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear That it'll be the best ever to take to the show! Hey Two! When you bake a cake, decorate, and take it to the players who are safe, That's how you know it's Cake at Stake! (stake, stake, stake) Cake at Stake! (stake, stake, stake) Cake at Stake! (stake, (cake!) stake, (cake!) stake) Cake at Stake! Every night, I think of people I'll invite To my stage when my cake is looking just right! Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff Hope the way it looks on camera is enough. Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven with some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache. With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy But I bake so impatiently cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH! When you bake a cake, decorate, and take it to the players who are safe That's how you know it's Cake at Stake! (stake, stake, stake) Cake at Stake! (Cake at-) Aaaaaaahhhh... Aaaaaaahhhh... Here's an exclusive recipe For the ice cake, ooh, you take the ice and you make eight slices. And the dirt cake! You get the dirt! (you get the dirt!) Here's another exclusive recipe! For the Yoylecake, you go to Yoyleland Put a Yoyleberry in the cake and the metal effect will get break-neck when you blink. When you bake a cake, decorate, and take it to the players who are safe... Hey Two! When you bake a cake, decorate, and take it to the players who are safe, that's how you know it's Cake at Stake! it's Cake at Stake! it's Cake at Stake! it's Cake at Stake! it's Cake at Stake! it's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake, it's Cake at Stake.... (ekatS ta ekaC s'ti) (Here we go) Basketball, Black Hole, Bottle and Golf Ball, Snowball, Tennis Ball, Pillow and Puffball, Coiny and Bomby and Cloudy and Pie, Book and Cake and Donut and Fries, Eggy, Fanny, Grassy and Barf Bag, Ice Cube, Lightning, Gaty and Price Tag, Winner, Foldy, Saw, TV, Nickel and Needle and Naily and Tree, Remote, Marker, Yellow Face, Clock, Pen, and Pin, Eraser and Rocky, Teardrop, Bell, Robot Flower, Keep winning cake and you'll get Two's Power...


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Well, first I go to the store to find some...


Party_Lack_yoshies

Be careful about being banned friend!


Space_The_Animator

Why


Party_Lack_yoshies

rule 1: no spam it could count as spam


Space_The_Animator

I can't see the rules ...


Bogger_Logger

Erm, what the points are gone We are free of them now, but we look on To the moment that we see: the next slice of cake! A step closer to the prize, brought on by Cake at Stake


Gallows_humor_hippo

I ain’t reading allat.


cactus-lord6420

A tpot fan I see.


Carterjsmobile

First safe is book with 5784 votes


Horror-Conclusion-20

Tpot. My brother's hyperfixation. Wonderful. :D


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

r/SuddenlyBFDI FUCK YWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


DinoSaidRawr

Cannibalism 🤤


Upset-Touch713

Mhm, yes 🤤


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

About 3, including weekends


Cannibalismisfun

Did somebody say cannibalism?


RoonilWazlib_-

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

I'd say the time I fell out the window.


Alternative-Age-6950

FNAF 6 ending speech. Based


Horror-Conclusion-20

r/wrongsubreddit


RoonilWazlib_-

I didn't ask op a question though they didn't give a Rule for what I should say


urmomgay4206

No problem! Here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR: The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower. Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h. Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. It’s limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

The cat does start scratching, yes, but other than that, you can jeep yodelling until the beans post your bail.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

My Ex-wife who took my 7 kids, for one.


Cheeri_dream_server

👌


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

I only feed them twice a week, and they're just as sellable as everyone elses


Recruit616

r/kids


Modragon10

Perhaps


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Probably only 7 potatos, anymore than that and it gets angry and steals your screwdrivers


ExonionX

Balls


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Well, from my experience, the trumpets wont eat when you soak them for more than 4 hours


LordPaijo

Is this fr tho?


Frogged_Rat

I have eight hemorrhoids...


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

They do get itchy the first few times, but other than that you can oil them up and pop them right in your ears!


Amigo1048

Happy cake day


Psychological-Cat787

Thank you


ChimmyNuggies

Happier cake day


Psychological-Cat787

Thank you


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Crackers and barbecue is how i feed them, and they stay miserable.


BOTi_flame200

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^notaquestion


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Either yellow or green, my feet get frisky if you get any other color.


BOTi_flame200

Erm, what the sigma?


nerd_twentytwo

Wait, hang on, but-, but then, ohhhhhh


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Family guy, Fuzzy socks, and Mario with green socks, in my experience.


Sudden-Award-296

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Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Surprisingly, They eat the peanut butter if you're stressed enough.


Obiwan723

Jupiter has rings you just cant see them well


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

The voices wont stop counting even if the plate is activated.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Grenades do the job just fine.


That_Ad_378

Boobies


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

I'd say in about 3 years, you can just tell whos humam by speaking nonsense.


BeKe06630

Witch one is that black and white picture? It is litteraly unreasonable like that.


HoneydewOk9414

Captain Doctor You've had work done You can talk! Oh yes, the face regeneration, how'd you know it was me The police box gives it away


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

About 6 years, and after that the police give up on searching for the child


HoneydewOk9414

WHAT THE FU-


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Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

97, usually.


6969696969696942

That's a good movie


Similar-Mistake-7144

My scalp itches.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

They want to stay


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

You’re gay


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

I don't know but ITS CLEARLY NOT THE FROG


Puzzle-person

Hi


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

5 or 6. After that then the skeleton whips you


Puzzle-person

Relatable


Amigo1048

We have lost a hero to our glorious cause, but does this foreshadow our defeat? No. It is a new beginning. Compared to Earth Federation, the national resources of Zeon are less than one thirtieth of theirs. Despite this, how is it that we have been able to fight the fight for so long? It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one. It's been over fifty years since the elite of Earth, consumed by greed, took control of the Earth Federation. We want our freedom. Never forget the times when the Federation has trampled us! We, the Principality of Zeon, have had a hard struggle to achieve freedom for all citizens of our great nation. My beloved brother, Garma Zabi, was sacrificed. Why? The war is at a stalemate. Perhaps many of you have become complacent. Such a lack of compassion is - The Earth Federation has polluted our planet for their own greed. We must send them a message, but not composed of words. We have wasted too much time with words. We need action now. The earthside elite must be taught a strong lesson for their corruption. This is only the beginning of our war. We have been putting more and more money into our efforts towards making our military stronger. The Earth Federation has done the same. Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what the Federation has done to our people! By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our nation will flourish. Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay to those who sacrifice their lives for us! Rise, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger! Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people! Sieg Zeon!


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Taco bell, Chipotle, Laxatives, and 3 gallons of milk. After that, you'll get a training not even goku can go through.


FoxyFire1987

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Install cameras, then just use shock collars when they try to escape, they'll think that they shock automatically by night 2.


The_Internet_Cat

Sure man, I got you covered with this copypasta: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chili) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce, including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk if real sauce? nah didnt have any


Videogamesrock

Child labor


Brian18639


Phizwizard

Ok


Michael_Aftons_S1MP

Does anyone know what creepy pasta the one is with the kids (the black and white one) just wondering!!


petergriffingender

Ursaluna, along with Wyrdeer and Kleavor, are the first cross-generational evolutions that evolve from the original form rather than a regional form to be introduced since Sylveon in Generation VI. Coincidentally, their pre-evolutions cannot evolve into them outside of their debut game. In Ursaluna's case, this is due to the absence of the Peat Block. However, Ursaring is able to evolve into Ursaluna in Pokémon GO. Prior to Pokémon Scarlet and Violet v3.0.0, if the player has Bloodmoon Ursaluna registered in the Kitakami Pokédex, its Shiny form is viewable in the Pokédex if they also either have or have had a Shiny regular Ursaluna. As Bloodmoon Ursaluna is Shiny-locked (prevented from being Shiny), this is the only way to see its Shiny form in-game. In 3.0.0 onward, the game was hardcoded to prevent this from occurring, making Bloodmoon Ursaluna the only Pokémon prevented from appearing as Shiny in the Pokédex, (even via cheating to obtain it as Shiny, or to try to force the Pokédex to display it). Bloodmoon Ursaluna is tied with Drampa, Mega Pidgeot, and Porygon-Z for the highest base Special Attack stat of all Normal-type Pokémon. Although Teddiursa and regular Ursaluna can learn Charm from breeding or TM, Bloodmoon Ursaluna can't learn it by TM. However, it can still learn the move if holding a Mirror Herb during a picnic if another Pokémon knows the move.


MissNashPredators11

Smile Dog? Noope. Nope. Shocked Dog. Also what is your favorite color in the alphabet true or false!!!!!


lemmymachine

this is scarier than the creepypasta its self


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

You're the only power (power) You're the only power that can You're the only power (power) You're the only power that can If young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot you Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe Nothing unwanted Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe Nothing unwanted I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na If I ever instigated, I'm sorry Tell me, who in here can relate? I, I, I Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole I was high when I met her We was down in Tribeca She'll get under your skin if you let her She'll get under your skin if you-uh I don't even want to talk about it I don't even want to talk about it I don't even want to say nothing Everybody gon' say something I'd be worried if they said nothing Remind me where I know you from? She looking like she owe you some' You know just what we want I want to wake up with you in my Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe Nothing unwanted Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe Nothing unwanted I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na If I ever instigated, I'm sorry Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I


Amazing_Egg_696

British Admiral Howe's got troops on the water Thirty-two thousand troops in New York harbour Thirty-two thousand troops in New York harbour (thirty-two thousand troops in New York harbour) When they surround our troops, they surround our troops When they surround our troops (they surround our troops) As a kid in the Caribbean, I wished for a war I knew that I was poor I knew it was the only way to rise up If they tell my story I am either gonna die on the battlefield in glory or rise up I will fight for this land But there's only one man who can give us a command, so we can rise up Understand? It's the only way to rise up, rise up Here he comes Ladies and gentlemen! (Here comes the General!) The moment you've been waiting for! (Here comes the General!) The pride of Mount Vernon! (Here comes the General!) George Washington! We are outgunned (what?) Outmanned (what?) Outnumbered, outplanned (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!) We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!) Check it, can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now, I'm the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran Whose men are all lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Writin' letters to relatives, embellishin' my elegance and eloquence, but The elephant is in the room The truth is in your face when you hear the British cannons go boom! Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I'm leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn Knight takes rook, but look We are outgunned (what?) Outmanned (what?) Outnumbered, outplanned (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!) We gotta make an all out stand Ayo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!) Incoming! They're battering down the battery, check the damages (rah!) We gotta stop 'em and rob 'em of their advantages (rah!) Let's take a stand with the stamina God has granted us Hamilton won't abandon ship, yo, let's steal their cannons Shh-boom, goes the cannon, watch the blood and the shit spray, and And boom, goes the cannon, we're abandonin' Kips Bay And boom, there's another ship And boom, we just lost the southern tip And boom, we gotta run to Harlem quick, we can't afford another slip Guns and horses giddyup I decide to divvy up my forces They're skittish as the British cut the city up This close to givin' up, facing mad scrutiny I scream in the face of this mass mutiny Are these the men with which I am to defend America? We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance I cannot be everywhere at once, people! I'm in dire need of assistance Your excellency, sir! Who are you? Aaron Burr, Sir Permission to state my case? As you were Sir, I was a captain under General Montgomery until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec And well, in summary I think that I could be of some assistance I admire how you keep firing on the British from a distance (huh) I have some questions, a couple of suggestions On how to fight instead of fleeing west Yes? Well- Your excellency, you wanted to see me? Hamilton, come in, have you met Burr? Yes, sir, we keep meeting As I was saying, sir, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out Burr? Sir? Close the door on your way out Have I done something wrong, sir? On the contrary I called you here because our odds are beyond scary Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh Sir? Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff? Sir! Don't get me wrong, you're a young man of great renown I know you stole British cannons when we were still downtown Nathaniel Green and Henry Knox wanted to hire you Yeah, to be their Secretary? I don't think so Now why are you upset? I'm not It's alright, you wanna fight, you've got a hunger I was just like you when I was younger Head full of fantasies of dying like a martyr? Yes Dying is easy, young man, living is harder Why are you telling me this? I'm being honest I'm working with a third of what our Congress has promised We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load, so? I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Ayo, I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy and hungry! I am not throwing away my shot! Son, we are outgunned, outmanned! You need all the help you can get I have some friends, Laurens, Mulligan Marquis de Lafayette, okay, what else? Outnumbered, outplanned! We'll need some spies on the inside Some king's men who might let some things slide I'll write to Congress and tell 'em we need supplies You rally the guys, master the element of surprise (Chicka-boom!) I'll rise above my station, organize your information 'Til we rise to the occasion of our new nation, sir! Here comes the General Rise up! (What?) Here comes the General Rise up! (What?) Here comes the General Rise up! (What?) Here comes the General (What?) And his right-hand man! Boom!


Sinocu

If being handsome was a crime I’d be in jail for: assault, animal abuse, drug abuse, murder, homicide, genocide, deforestation, overdose, tax evasion, breaking and entering, theft, arson, forced inbreeding, aggravated assault, drug production, drug possession, poaching. depletion of natural resources, reckless driving. possession of unregistered firearms, forgery, neglect, infanticide, terrorism, blasphemy, racism, bigotry, fascism, homophobia, leaking classified government documents, verbal assault, physical assault, possession of improvised explosives, anarchy, creation and distribution of improvised explosives, rebellion, public nudity, public indecency and several warcrimes.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Well after the wizard gives you permission to the toad, any other time and the shoe screams at you.


Sinocu

Brick 🧴


Shadowsans99

Okay


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

The bayonet, obviously, it looks threatening and it doesnt even have to be loaded to be dangerous!


scratcher1679

🤨📸 Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

I dont remember exactly which one, but the flying ones are usually the most annoying


TheMelkLord

why


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Yes, if you apply the lotion correctly


Kean_C

Ummmmmm...


[deleted]

Ah, Mr. Secretary! Mr. Burr, sir Did you hear the news about good old General Mercer? No You know Claremont street? Yeah They renamed it after him The Mercer legacy is secure Sure And all he had to do is die And that's a lot less work! We ought to give it a try Heh And how you gonna get your debt plan through? I guess I'm gonna have to finally listen to you. Really? Talk less, smile more Haha! Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the congress floor Now Madison and Jefferson are merciless Well, hate the sin love the sinner Hamilton! I'm sorry Burr I gotta go But decisions are happening over dinner Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room Diametrically opposed Foes They emerge with a compromise Having open doors that were previously closed Bros The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power A system he can shape however he wants The Virginians emerge with the nation's capital And here's the pièce de résistance No one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one really knows how the game is played The art of the trade How the sausage gets made We just assume that it happens But no one else is in the room where it happens Alexander was on Washington's doorstep one day in distress and disarray Alexander said, "I've nowhere else to turn" And basically begged me to join the fray I approached Madison and said "I know you hate him but let's hear what he has to say" Well, I arranged the meeting I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating But No one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one really knows how the parties get to "Yes" The pieces that are sacrificed in every game of chess We just assume that it happens But no else is in the room where it happens Madison is grappling with the fact That not every issue can be settled by committee Congress is fighting over where to put the capital It isn't pretty Jefferson approaches with the dinner invite Madison responds with Virginian insight Maybe we could solve one problem with another And win a victory for the Southerners In other words Ho ho A quid pro quo I suppose Wouldn't you like to work a little closer to home? Actually, I would Well, I propose the Potomac And you'll provide him his votes? Well, we'll see how it goes Let's go No! ...one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened No one else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened My God, In God We Trust But we never really know what got discussed Click boom! Then it happened But no one else was in the room where it happened What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river Did Washington know about the dinner Was there Presidential pressure to deliver? Or did you know even then it doesn't matter where you put the U.S. capital? Cause we'll have the banks, we're in the same spot You got more than you gave And I wanted what I got When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game But you don't get a win unless you play in the game Oh, you get love for it You get hate for it But you get nothing if you God help and forgive me I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me What do you want Burr? (What do you want Burr?) What do you want Burr? (What do you want Burr?) If you stand for nothing then what'll you fall for? (What do you want Burr?) I, I wanna be in the room where it happens The room where it happens I wanna be in the room where it happens The room where it happens I (I wanna be in the room where it happens) I wanna be in (the room where it happens) The room where it happens I (I wanna be in the room where it happens) I wanna be in (the room where it happens) The room where it happens I wanna be in the room where it happens (Oh) The room where it happens The room where it happens (I wanna be in the room) I wanna be in the room where it happens (I've got to be, I've got to be) The room where it happens (Oh) The room where it happens (That big old room, oh) The art of the compromise Hold your nose and close your eyes We want our leaders to save the day But we don't get a say in what they trade away We dream of a brand new start But we dream in the dark for the most part Dark as a tomb where it happens I've got to be in the room (room where it happens) I gotta be (the room where it happens) I gotta be (the room where it happens) I've got to be in the room (the room where it happens) I gotta be, I gotta be, gotta be (the room where it happens) In the room (I wanna be in the room where it happens) Click, boom


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

they


ConfidentTea72536

Give me your money


sympathetichestia

My name is cow And when at night and when the moon is shining bright and all the men have gone to bed I stay up late I lick the bread


Yeetplays321

How gay is my pfp?😁 *this is a trick question*


[deleted]

Hello


DuckKingQWERTY

Cinematic beauty


Legitimate_Law8813

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny


SomeGuylulul

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idiotpasta69

the um the um the um


Lerightlibertarian

Let me tell you a story. When the level 600 school gyatt walk past me, i was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomic class when all the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy passed my class. I was watching kai cenat hitting the griddy on twitch this is when i left my rizz take over and i became the rizzard of oz. I screamed look at this booboclat gyatt. My rizz was so skibidi toilet rizztrainung order that the latina gyatt pressed charges against me. This is how i ended up in this prison cell. And my cell mate is unfortunatly edp445 and i sadly have no more cupcakes to fight him off. This is my final message can we get L's in the chat


Altruistic-Willow451

Awww my skinward :(


big_balls_man6

Verse 1] Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire [Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire [Verse 2] The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child Oh, but the fire went wild [Chorus] I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire [Outro] And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire The ring of fire


themanwithbeansin

Class of 09 is fun


PikaSmasha

Zodiac is a 2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted and published by Bianox and hack-verified by xander on 28 January 2019. On 11 June 2019, xander admitted to hacking this level, including numerous other achievements. The ownership and the rights to decide the fate of this level have consequently been passed to Technical, who beat the level legitimately on 9 April 2019. Therefore, he became the first legitimate victor of Zodiac. The level was originally published on xander's account but moved to Bianox's account on 14 October 2021. Zodiac placed at #1 on the Demonlist, surpassing Bloodlust. The level received positive ratings from players, who praised its decoration and difficulty but were divided on its length and gameplay, particularly in the latter half. History Origin and creation of Zodiac On 16 July 2017, RicoLP released a video showcasing his part in a new upcoming Extreme Demon mega-collaboration named Zodiac. In the video description, he stated that it would be 3 minutes and 15 seconds long and set to be the hardest Demon. He also revealed the full list of participants, with some well-known creators such as LazerBlitz, Rustam and Manix648. Two days later, Rustam uploaded a video that showcased his finished part in the level. The next day, on 19 July 2017, DollarC released a video showcasing the first seven parts of Zodiac. After a couple of creators revealed their parts, RicoLP announced the Zodiac Creator Contest to fill in the 10th spot of the level on 26 September. After this, however, activity surrounding the level subsided. Not much new information was heard about the level. The host, RicoLP, then quit Geometry Dash, causing many players to think that the level was dead. RicoLP passed the rights of the level to a player named LeoCreatorX, who made the second last part. The rumours were disproved when Enlex uploaded his part in the mega-collaboration onto YouTube on 30 January 2018, with it being the last part in the level, replacing Splash. Enlex revealed in the comment section that they are nearly finishing the level, announced Juhou had won the Creator Contest, LeoCreatorX handed the ownership to Bianox as the new host, and Wooshi was set to verify it. On 12 February 2018, TheTactiq uploaded the full finished level onto YouTube, showcasing the new parts and team. This signified that the level was, in fact, alive and would be released sometime. Verification race and hacking drama Later, since Wooshi999 was too busy with other projects, the level was handed to EndLevel to verify. However, Bianox and EndLevel agreed to give the level to Benji8080, an unknown player. Benji8080 dropped all of his other projects and focused on Zodiac and Hyper Paracosm (now Crimson Planet). On 11 April 2018, he got 31% after 5,585 attempts. He later got 38% on 22 April after 16,037 attempts. On 2 June, he got 61-100% after 26,881 attempts and also reached 1,000 subscribers on YouTube. However, about two months later, on 20 August, he dropped Zodiac and gave the level and a shout-out to Slac. In the video description, Benji explained that he decided to give the level up because of school and demotivation. On 4 November 2018, DiamondSplash got a record of 42%. In the video description, he explained that he was now verifying the level, stated he was enjoying it so far and claimed to have achieved a start position run of 49-90% off camera. However, DiamondSplash dropped the verification, and it was passed into the hands of Australian player xander. On 19 January 2019, xander hack-verified Zodiac after supposedly 61,375 attempts. He kept the hacking of the level a secret until 11 June 2019, when he confessed. The verification was awarded to Technical, the first victor of the level.


MrImpy

I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad


dannofanfreddy

What is the creepypasta in the bottom right?


QuestionEconomy8809

I ain't asking(what is the photo in the middle because I don't recognize it.The one with the multiple guys in it )


Just-A-GuyOn-Reddit

Probably slenderman or smth


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

I know how EpiPens function :D


Entire-Sea-4330

how to


Moist-Cod-963

I'm going to fuck you then


TopAd1846

It's been a while since I've seen Jeff and smile


JupiterboyLuffy

HOLY SHIT DID THEY FIND THE UNEDITED JTK PHOTO


No_Badger3909

#


SuperAlex25

#####


EmeraldHillZone1992

Now's your chance to be a?