I wish to bite the head off a premature baby that actually had a shot at life while it's parents are watching. Then struggle to drink the mother fucker through a straw! Which I'd imagine it's like drinking a McDonald's milkshake, except it probably tastes better.
Didn’t he get beaten by someone who just kinda showed up? And didn’t he fail to capture a Pokémon even with a master ball? What about that time he got beaten by the same person who just kinda showed up except this time he was well trained? I can keep going if you want
Cutely ties a zip tie around your balls as I stack donuts on it and then proceed to cut it straight down the middle with a fork and knife because that’s how I eat my donuts
Do you leave a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man. Just in case he comes to town and so he doesn’t take you to his lair. (That’s where he keeps his dirt)
How do yo7 say Jesus christ in french!? Jesuis croissant! 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 you get it? BEcuaues Ke suis is a word in feiench and crousunat is Drenxh as wlell! A 😂🤣😂
Ok so you wake up and see 20 flying kangaroos the size of a house cat what do you do? (Bonus points if your answer the same answer I received when I asked this to several drunk British people)
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“Is this the blood? The blood of the Dark Soul?”* - Slave Knight Gael
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Girls kiss other girls and no one bats en eye…. But when I kiss my homies good night… society. SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY
op hasnt replied so imma give you my rating 🔲
Lmao thank you bro 😭
You have to make thousands of pizza to be a baker, but I suck me homie once and I'm magically gay
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Thank you bro 🙏
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It’s an honor to be here 🥹 🙏
I kiss the homies *regardless* of the time of day. Especially if someone thinks it’s gay.
That’s why ya gotta wear socks
spit those bars man
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*inserts the joker voice*
Lmao 💀
I like harvesting organs and growing drugs (cocaine), all to sell on the black market.
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Nice
Growing…cocaine?
Sorry was thinking of a game I play, Rimworld, where you grow a plant called psychite to make cocaine and crack.
You misunderstand. Yayo is literally slang for cocaine. You are growing the right plants.
I am aware of the slang term for cocaine.
I saw organs harvesting and thought of rimworld immediately. 10/10
Oh ok
Rimworld master race
Cocaine comes from the coca plant Additional fun fact: coca-cola use to contain Cocaine. Hence the name, COCA-cola
I knew that last one bcz I’m actually just that cool
Cocaine comes from the coca plant. The actual substance is scraped off from the leaves
Cocaine is a plant man
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Relatable 🗿
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balls.
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Bruh this is rigged lol
Anything and I’ll rate your comment.
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I eat concrete.
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Relatable
MY CABBAGES
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That poor man 🤣
I hope you have a good day! :D
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Should’ve executed him tbh
Ok, goodbye :D
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I wish to bite the head off a premature baby that actually had a shot at life while it's parents are watching. Then struggle to drink the mother fucker through a straw! Which I'd imagine it's like drinking a McDonald's milkshake, except it probably tastes better.
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Thanks, I'll kill you last ☺️
Sir are you ok?
I will be once I've had a drink 💀
D:
Ok that’s disturbing what the fuck
Poland is not yet lost!
🟪 Poland is never lost
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The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too but you don’t want me there.
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Anything
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You should be guest of honor
Wine tasters are the most annoying critics
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Life is a race, so be the racist
🔳 LET HIM COOK 🗣️🔥
i’m going to post political content on r/emkay and turn off my notifications😈
I will kill you
On behalf of op⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
[this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=ijwqnvpstYGWzNr0)
3 days until I steal your liver
You know you only need to take half the liver and then both halves will regrow
Infinite liver glitch? Imma abuse this
Ok so, six days until I takes you liver a second time
🔳nice try, I got in ad
Same lmao
▪️ polluting the internet
Kieran is the best trainer in Pokémon. Yes I am extremely based.
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Based? Based on what?
“Man this sent me”
Sent you where?
Venus
No
What is wrong with you
Didn’t he get beaten by someone who just kinda showed up? And didn’t he fail to capture a Pokémon even with a master ball? What about that time he got beaten by the same person who just kinda showed up except this time he was well trained? I can keep going if you want
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Space fucking slaps
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Sex is nice but communism and guns are better.
Toyota is indestructible
Cutely ties a zip tie around your balls as I stack donuts on it and then proceed to cut it straight down the middle with a fork and knife because that’s how I eat my donuts
⬛◼️◾▪️ torture
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I'm a gun enthusiast
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Why are students expected to learn all subject but teachers only need to teach one
𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀
anything
haigh
If bread in French is pain, then I've owned hundreds of bakeries
testicular cancer
Do you leave a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man. Just in case he comes to town and so he doesn’t take you to his lair. (That’s where he keeps his dirt)
How do yo7 say Jesus christ in french!? Jesuis croissant! 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 you get it? BEcuaues Ke suis is a word in feiench and crousunat is Drenxh as wlell! A 😂🤣😂
Rate the Dead Kennedys 1-10 (they are my favorite band 🥰)
Emkay is the g.o.a.t
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? Color
Tally Hall
Isaacwhy's last to leave vc's are some of, if not the greatest videos on all of YouTube.
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Allowed in where?
You don’t have the guts to do it
Bap bap bap
Black ops 2 is the best cod game
Balls
Too late lol
Lucario or greninja are the best pokemon
Fuyuhiko is best boy
Hello
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Oogly boogly
Sometimes I think of cheese
Beets, Battlestar Galactica, bears.
sometimes, i dream about cheese
People complain to much about the new Elden ring dlc
battle realms made by ubisoft in the 90s
The holocaust didn’t happen.
Ok so you wake up and see 20 flying kangaroos the size of a house cat what do you do? (Bonus points if your answer the same answer I received when I asked this to several drunk British people)
Eminem is my favorite music artist
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i just can’t stop thinking about balls
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I need sleep
I have never committed a felony
⬛lies
Banana
dont be racist hate everyone equally >!/j!<
I am the milkman, my milk is delicious!
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Yes 👍
Anything
Soul of cinder is an amazing final boss and way of ending the dark souls trilogy.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Is this the blood? The blood of the Dark Soul?”* - Slave Knight Gael Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
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Dinosaurs
ℂ ℍ 𝔼 𝔼 ℤ 𝔼 𝔹 𝕆 ℝ 𝔾 𝕆 ℝ
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Damien is the best emkay host
Mama mia (im not italian)
bob
Chicken nuggets and fries is a s tier dinner
Oh nuggets!
Nah, I already know I’m not getting in.
VIP
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murder :)
Who let the dogs out?
Weh weh weh.... Idk I don't feel good
I blame thatcher.
What?
Tomato
anything and I'll rate your comment
I am flexible enough to suck my own dick
Fahrvergnügen
Ralsei is toptier
You want a chocolate or vanilla double stuffed Oreo?
Sure I’ll comment.
Anything
Please dont kill me
Anything and I’ll rate your comment
I stroke my pickle
Nows your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!
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Goku solos
Happy cake day!
I have child slaves for sale
Gay sex
E
The devil doesn't bargain
Beseech yourself and praise the Lord Also God technically supported homosexuality
Big cheddars on the rocky shores of the Sea World next to the local Dennys where all the beavers get their fixins of bread and wine.
Cornbread
Papa John’s stuffed crust
i hate my wall
Sharmouta
Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Saying no homo without the socks on is still gay
Bleach is my favorite soda flavor
Do you think anyone will get the mystery ranking?