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vegardhuse

«I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head»


RemarkableExplorer66

The number of people I can quote this to doesn't exceed 1


vegardhuse

I was gaming with my bro and I randomly said this over discord and he went «What the fuck you talking about?»


autismpies

Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butthole


Prize_Composer1472

🤣🤣aint no way whats that from??


abird0fhermes

Taking My Ball from Relapse:Refill


Square_Carry6676

Corny af! Lol but I always liked his music anyway


TheRealTX

“You got buns, I got Asperger’s”


AlternativeHuman2908

Song name? 😂


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It’s either Heat or Remind Me, I barely know the difference between then


Number_Thr333

Heat


Pianist_Ready

Those are my fuckin' balls; you better let go of 'em *Eminem - Criminal*


sketchisawesome1234

Dundundun go go gadget dick


CESE1tSDK

“I even make the bitches I rape cum”


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Usual-Smile6767

Ohh yeah I gotchu. The most crazy lyric I remember from this song was "Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger and digest her"


Number_Thr333

"Fack, fack, faaack. I'm gonna facking come."


Hibby4Life

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole


xmancam12344

Ah right there right there right there 👏


M1_Chip

i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me


RemarkableExplorer66

I I haaaate My my Stepdaaaaad


WetFishy69

I can make orange rhyme with banana, Bornana


NewForOlly

The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal half man Dumping yo dead body in a trash can with more holes than an Afghan


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Fuck I miss this Em hahahaha


SaiyanJD

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuck, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut! Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world


Randigno9021

I'M AFRAID! TO TAKE A SHIT!!! #EVERYBODY Cum! Cum! Cum! Cum!


Number_Thr333

Goddamit...


Know_Him_at_Fuck

And I just caaa-a-aaa-aaaame!


RemarkableExplorer66

So, 'im not afraid' is the recovery version right?


No-University-1459

Fuck top 5 bitch I’m top 4


Chatcopathe

And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore!


Its_A_Me_JOE

And I got an Evil Twin, so who you think that that third and the fourth spot's for


pandoretoday

I don’t even close my eyes when I sneeze


RemarkableExplorer66

*Im so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it* It's just so relatable right


ohiolifesucks

“I’m just so fucking depressed”


dave_is_afraid

Every flow got it mastered so every last word that you fuckin f*gs heard comes straight from the fish’s ass, yeah in other words I’m bastard


Chad_gamer69

"I was born with a dick in my brain" Or "How you gonna breastfeed me mom, you go no tits!"


NotColdSteeze

"Your opinion's like a broken calculator. That shit doesn't count" - Book of rhymes


Know_Him_at_Fuck

Call her Cinderella. (Why?) She loves balls. (Oh.)


TheCaptain904

“Shoot me a look, better be a blank stare”


East-Beyond8282

My father said to me when I was just a week or 2 Marshall, I believe in you


craig627

“Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes—That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's”


Its_A_Me_JOE

"But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her, and give myself a son and a new brother"


Toilet_eater01174

"I shoved a lava lamp up my father’s ass“


Novel_Yak_9542

“Snap back to reality, oop there goes gravity, oop there goes rabbit he choked.”


Know_Him_at_Fuck

I'm absent-minded. I mean I've lost my mind; I can't find it!


Im_a_furry_lol

“Ima break the birdies neck”


SpaceCadetSteve

"Condom on my dick, of course it is. This bitch don't know what abortion is"


slickmoney11

"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"


Psychological_Top395

Idk but for the past 3 years I’ve been saying randomly ➡️” They call me Kanye crazy, apeshit Beyoncé Jay Z”


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"


KennKaniffCT

“Take drugs, rape sluts, make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make up”


Aarinjaya_Space6602

That's an awfully hot coffee pot