I say we go back to photoshopping bizarre into the background of places he wasn't in the back. That was fun for a week. We could do that again for...a couple days.
āListen, girly, surely you donāt want me to talk/About how I nutted early ācause I ejaculated prematurely/And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling/And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomachās curlingā
Iām sorry puff I donāt give a fuck if this chick was my own mother Iād still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and new brother š³
sit your motherfuckin' ass down
I swear to God, you run to that door
I'ma put one in the back of your fuckin' head
Now I'ma ask you this one time
And the answer better be, "Yes"
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns, I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it.
I said, "Nice rectum," I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide.
Clothes rip like the incredible hulk (I'm fat)
I spit when i talk
I fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
"How you gonna breastfeed me mom? You ain't got no tits!"
I lay awake n strap myself in the bed
I always thought he said his balls are too hairy to hide š
Hairy palms was a threat to kids who jerk off too much. If you play with your penis your palms will grow hair
Ohhh damn didnt know that Edit: Holy shit that line is so much more fun to listen to now
Going nBlind was also a symptom of choking the chicken.
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Take the first quarter of that line and that's just me "I ain't had a woman"
" Whoops" Was going to use this line
I said Iām sorry Mama, I never meant to make you cry.
My step father said I sucked in the bed
Are you okay?
Heās fucked in the head
better question would be "Is he nuts?" and to answer that, no, he's insane!
This guy didn't get to play with Teddy Ruxpin instead
He did but only after his stepfather fucked him in his butt, got some head, busted a nut and got some rest
Bastard wouldnāt even eat nothing, matter of fact he hung himself in the bedroom and now heās dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips Momās spaghetti
They make it all up, thereās no such thing.
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
See that gerbil, grab that tube
Let that little rascalā¦
Nibble on my asshole
Fack I just came again
Jesus Christ, this sub. We need a new album.
Fr! How many different variants are we gonna get of this?!
As many as I can think of to keep engagement in this sub higher than Shaq on his tiptoes whilst we await new music š
I say we go back to photoshopping bizarre into the background of places he wasn't in the back. That was fun for a week. We could do that again for...a couple days.
This sub is just teens posting cringy stuff while us day oners wait and hope for actual news. Itās cringey as hell to be here in this sub.
Please let us have fun š
Haha you can have fun, no harm no foul, but damn.
Bro don't take every post seriously, what do you want us to talk about we tackled almost every subject imaginable with Eminem
I'm pushing 40 and still getting skibidi. Bury me in downvotes for this crime.
Upvoting for skibidi
so teens posting is a bad thing? yall had your fun in your teens on myspace or sum, let us have fun now.
Haha, no. Fans of all ages. I was just saying, like dang. Fine Iāll take my ball and go home.
Iām friends with the monster thatās under my bed
*screams*
āListen, girly, surely you donāt want me to talk/About how I nutted early ācause I ejaculated prematurely/And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling/And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomachās curlingā
Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassing me I'm embarrassing you, and don't you dare say it isn't true
Her: I already came twice. Me: You ain't gonna make me cum.
Wanted to comment this because same but I would be downvoted to oblivion for copying
It is a blessing and a curse
Iām all outta gas, not so fast, UGHH the gerbil just nibbled my ass
Lexapro?
No, just a vice gripping masturbator
Bruh is this all SSRIs? I take prozac (fluoxetine) and it takes like 40 minutes of aggressive fucking to cum.
Yes
Damn. Lowkey better than cumming in 5 minutes I guess.
Iām sorry puff I donāt give a fuck if this chick was my own mother Iād still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and new brother š³
I'm a little bit scared that this is somehow related to your last sexual encounter...
What's my name?
IIIIM slim shady
Iām back Iām back
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine. WHAT'S MY NAME??
you what?
"No rubber"
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg, then bail
This chickās only 15 years oldā¼ļøš£ļøš„š„šš
Yo, look at that bush, does it got hair?
you shouldnāt take advantage of her, itās not fair.
YOOOO š
sameee
He's only 6 years old
šÆ
Real
He kept chokin' me and I couldn't breathe
Young, dumb & full of cum / Iām backstage fuckin yer mum with the drummer of Sum 41 in the summer for fun
the ken kaniff skit on the MMLP
My dadās gone crazy
Are you goodš
It was a joke Iām fine š it wasnāt my dad
True, it was my dad
āWeāre going outback. I want my dick sucked in the shed.ā
Bet.
Will the real slim shady *PLEASE* stand up? We're gonna have a problem here!
duh duh duh duh duh duh, go go gadget dick
I just want my panus in your anus
āThis donāt mean Iām gayā
But I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go
"Never" Surely he's said that word *somewhere* in his catalog that I'm just not thinking of, right?
In soldier at around 3:20 he says it
Thanks
I'll fuck anything that walks (come 'ere)
Slut, you think I wonāt choke no whore til the vocal cords wonāt work in her throat no more?
Her** palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavyā¦
My whole squads in here
Pffft! Ah! Your finger just went in my ass! Ahh! That hurts! Take it out now! Ohhh~ wait a minute! Put it back in! In in in!
Brain dead like Jim Brady
It feels so empty without me
āIām all outta gas, not so fast, uh your finger just went in my assā
āLetās just be friendsā
Hey there little boys and girls
It was you, damn
True
Just bend over and take it like a slut okay ma?
i hate my stepdad
Ohh Damn!
Letās get down to business I donāt got no time to play around, what is this?
Greatest
Uhā¦ (Iāve never had one) (the lyric is from My Dadās Gone Crazy)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Do you know what felch means?
Well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching?
sit your motherfuckin' ass down I swear to God, you run to that door I'ma put one in the back of your fuckin' head Now I'ma ask you this one time And the answer better be, "Yes"
I said hut-hut, hike your skirt-skirt
They make it all up, thereās no such thing.
Scarier than a white journalist in a room with Layurn Hill,human horror film.
Now you got egg on your face
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if im lucky you might just give it a lil kiss.
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns, I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it.
Surfin every channel, until i find hannah montanah, then i reach for the aloe and lanolin
She swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll š¤·āāļø
Windows tinted in my ride when I drive in it
I was born with a dick in my brain š
āSome of us donāt get a second chance, but I aināt blowing this oneā Basically I never have had one.
I've created a monster
Condom on my dick of course it is
Sit down bitch, you mo..........wait, is this off the record?
"I just took an aids test and the doctor said to think positive"
Letās ask Dr. Dre
I got the shit beat outta me, tripped, fell and blew out a knee/ popped it back in like and hopped up like fuck it best two outta three
Hi kids!
"I didn't know silicone was this soft"
Virgin
I even make the bi%&es I r@pe cum... not really though...
I'm cleaning out my closet
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit, I'm tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit...
I dont remember how they got there, but i guess i must have killed em, killed em
there's no such thing
āShove that shit in crooked and fuck that fat slut to death!ā
I look around, it's just me standing in the mirror These damn walls must be talkin cause man I can hear em
We're gonna have a problem here..
Been doin' this for more than a quarter century, I'm just numb
āThis looks like a Job for me! Now everybody just follow me! Cuz we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me!ā
I was born with a dick in my brainā¦fucked in the head.
Never had any. Too Chad to go for girls.
This bitch working at cleaners bringing me home diseases.
Swinging from Obieās penis.
Go Go Gadget Dick!
I don't care if that bitch is my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a new son and a baby brother...
I spit on those Ps before I eat'em
I said, "Nice rectum," I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
My own mother and seven kids from Columbine
"Bend over and take it like a slut ok"
Check out my ball hair, make sure itās all there.
Yo obie,im sick (i hope u all get the hint)
I canāt tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels likeā¦
Sorry mama
My palms are to hairy to hide
Poppin Percocet, im a nervous wreck. And, i aint had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide.
LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!!!
at the crib playing fortnite with your grandma
Oh yeah gurl run that game (done got pegged)