Both have a song called bad guy

Holy shit that's a really good one

Yeah I didn’t even think of that

Duh

eminem now will have a song titled "alike" on his next album fr

Edgy Blonde hair Blaccent Don't care  Emo Depressed Exes Same sex Thats how much we have in common

We are alike theres a lot like us on the mic

Yes I do jordans and audemars

explosions and molotovs

yall blowin smoke because you aint washed

i suck the vapour out the boat exhaust

walkin to a party i am invited to

Alike ft. Billie Eilish

billie da 5” 9’

Billie da 5" 3' actually 💀💀

vile LMAO

White

You guys do know that Billie Eilish is just Cillian Murphy with a Wig, Right ?

Yassified Cillian yes

Billian Murphy

She invented a bomb and Eminem makes bangers

Can’t unsee it now, thanks

Don't you fucking ruin her for me.

Shit that's the one 😂😂😂

Eminem is Black, we claimed him!!! Find 👏 Another 👏 Rapper 👏 to 👏 Claim 👏 Sunwalker 💅

Em is white?

How can he be white? He doesn't even exist.

I get a clean shave, bathe,go to a rave Die from an. Overdose and dig myself up outta my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave And this how I'm supposed to teach kids How to behave

I'm pretty sure em kisses girls too

Yesh but they both zesty tho✨

Glock tucked, big tee-shirt, Billie Eilish

That song goes hard

"Skunk, bug, soldier Tongue, shrub, shoulder One month older Sponge, mob, colder Nun, rug, holster Lug nut, coaster Lung, jug, roaster Young Thug poster Unplugged toaster" That's how much we have in common

YAH

That's how much we have in common

WOAH

Up on this mic when we're on it

YAH

A collaboration with them both would be dope af

But what if Billie has nightmares

Small price to pay for a fire banger

It would be AWESOME

I've said this for years but the stans hate it

But em is not afraid

To bake a ham

shake the yams

Blaccent lol

Much better word than what we called that in the 90s

?

W*gger

He'd take that as a compliment. Trick trick called him the N word on Business. Mike Tyson called him one. The dude thinks he's black.

It's not a compliment and he did not take it as one - >And I just do not got the patience > to deal with these cocky Caucasians >who think I’m some wigger who just tries to be black .

That's bc he hates hearing the truth ... that is not his real accent.debbie,Kim, Nathan.. none of them talk like that.

He’s a product of his environment. And the environment he grew up in was around poor white people in his youth to poor African Americans in his adolescent/adult hood. There many things he’s not, but fake isn’t one of them.

It wasn't his environment though. Kim grew up with him. She doesn't talk like that.

I’m pretty sure Kim and Marshall didn’t haven the same social group of friends growing up.

Kim didn't hang out with black guys at the hip hop shop and didn't have black friends who rapped at highschool 😭😭

Coincidentally I’m a fan of both. I saw the interview where Billie said Eminem scares her then it felt like that one Leonardo DiCaprio meme when I heard the “I’m giving nightmares to Billie Eilish” verse in Alfred’s Theme

No wonder she has nightmares.

I didn’t realize Billie had a Blaccent until I saw this. Now I can’t unhear it.

Lmao I didn't notice it too until I saw some twitter users getting mad at it

This is what 4 years without album does to an mf

Well, Billie is scared of eminem 😅

They also both got ass burgers

They would be a great collab but some Em fans don’t wanna acknowledge that lol

But one of them gives nightmares to the other

What do you mean by "Had Black Friends"

She used to hang out with black guys a lot earlier but I haven't seen her with them in recent years lol

I’m just here to say that you’re in my thoughts, OP, bc they really came for you here 😅 I felt “please let’s not argue any further, bc I don’t have the energy to argue about something so unimportant” IN👏🏼MY👏🏼SOULLLL👏🏼 🤣😂😂😩

Now that I woke up and saw that comment again I agree, it's lowkey funny asf😂

It’s genuinely fucking hilarious Like in general but ESPECIALLY as someone who has such a fucking difficult time verbalizing wtf I’m trying to say in a way that makes sense and ALSO is not 4 pages long in the first place.. that when someone has the fucking audacity to make me come right tf back and use the last couple tidbits of life left in me to defend myself because they’re saying I sound like an idiot is just… honestly more than my soul can bear on most days 😂😂😂

YESS I feel you girl. It's just annoying when they totally get what you're saying but still try to come back about how I didn't use the correct word first. And I'm not a native English speaker too, so I actually don't have a strong vocabulary. It sucks being on reddit to me bc reddit mfs will always be on your neck for not being fluent enough.

They both afraid of Eminem

Em isn't emo (serial killer is quite the opposite if anything) but otherwise yeah, they're the same person

Nah dudes Emo af.

He's not exactly serial killer tho, he's like a kid bullied so hard that turned into a serial killer. And he IS kinda emo bro, blud literally has "slit me" tatted on his wrist 😭 Edit: he is a serial killer but not the blood thirsty type is what I meant. He's more like turned into that for revenge type one. That's why I said "not exactly serial killer". Please don't come at my neck for not using the correct words, I get so tired of it🙏

slit me tattoo is pretty solid evidence of being an emo if you ask me

You get me girl 💅

Now whats’s up with your reddit name? 📸

🤭

>He's not exactly serial killer tho, he's like a kid bullied so hard that turned into a serial killer So a serial killer doesn't count as serial killer if he was bullied?

I never said that? I literally said "a kid...turned into a serial killer" meaning he is one? Here's what I'm saying. He's not the typical vile heartless killer who tortures people for fun. He's more the type to become one to revenge. Before revenge people get into a depressed state. So that's why I said he's kinda emo. Slim shady is like that. He's no Ted Bundy.

You said he's not a serial killer but just a kid that got bullied into becoming a serial killer. That makes it sound like the serial killer kid wouldn't count as serial killer

He's a serial killer, but not the classic, vile, psycopathic, blood thirsty serial killer, is what I tried to say. He's not the type that comes to our head once when serial killer is mentioned, that's why I said 'not exactly serial killer'. I know my words didn't make exact sense when you disect the words apart, but I tried to explain what I meant later, yk. Please let's not argue further, because I don't have the energy to argue about something so unimportant 🙏

Idk about you but I always hear of serial killers being traumatized kids (besides the psychos ofc)

Yeah I'm talking about them not thr psychos.

you said ''not exactly a serial killer''. bullied or not, it s still sk

He's a serial killer, but not the classic, vile, psycopathic, blood thirsty serial killer, is what I tried to say. He's not the type that comes to our head once when serial killer is mentioned, that's why I said 'not exactly serial killer'. I know my words didn't make exact sense when you disect the words apart, but I tried to explain what I meant later, yk. Please let's not argue further, because I don't have the energy to argue about something so unimportant 🙏

loving how you copy and pasted your previous reply

Lmao I'm just so tired of these people 😭

you said ''not exactly a serial killer'' blood thirsty or not, it s still sk

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Still. His music is very aggressive, direct and usually narcissistic. Billie is mostly depressive

I'm so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it.

DO A FAKE DAB SMELL MY ARMPITS WHIFF IT

Yeah Ik, that's why I said kinda

Emo = Emotional and yeah em is emotional,he experiences all his feelings at the upper limit

Emo isn't just "emotional", it goes far beyond that. Eminem is goth at best, because he stands out by rebelling in all of his emotional songs, while emo people dramatize their pain (kinda like Taylor Swift having teenage heartbreaks in her 30s)

Eminem is not goth at all and he's shown obvious emo tendencies. even your flair space bound has emo undertones; idk what you're even talking about

Eminem is rebellious in space bound too. No emo would kill their partner because, like I said, emos aren't people of action, they are dramatic.

I thought he was a cereal killer murdering boxes of cereal?

I am VERY cereal right now

Idk man. Cleanin Out My Closet is lowkey an emo teenager anthem (coming from a goth kid, but still)

and em regrets making that song

He regrets it only for involving his family especially his mom and children.

I'd actually love for them to collaborate. I think they'd work well together

Who is who here

Green hair em cap billie

Wait, Eminem’s not black?? :0

They both have big tits? /s

Balls are titty equivalents

OP wants to be dominated by Eminem and Billie

Someone understood my efforts at last

Same tbh

I- 👍

I was just thinking about that yesterday.

She dresses just like he did in the early 2000s too

Mommy and Daddy is so real

80 pound balls, dick 6” long (mmmmhh😩💦)

Why are you calling her a mommy and saying she has mommy milkers bro that's so fucking weird she doesn't even have a kid Then I look at the username of OP and it makes sense. Brainrot.

Is this your first day on the internet? Don't you understand I'm trolling, being satirical and this is just a shitpost? Also calling a hot woman mommy is just normal on the internet, it doesn't mean you're drooling over them. If you go to billie's Instagram and see the comment sections there are hundreds of comments calling her mommy. It's not an insult. Anyway none of these are my legit thoughts. I don't list over these two. These are just over exaggerated jokes. Even if you don't find them funny, a lot of people do. Please don't take everything on the internet seriously.

Em is better easy tho

Em got better ass yes

r/UsernameChecksOut

She looks exactly like Aitch

Stan: "THAT'S MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!"

i just saw this post on losercity like right above it

Since when does Billie Elish have a blaccent?

I mean I didn't even notice she has one till people on the internet started accusing her of faking a blaccent. I remember once a long time ago when they were on an IG live, even her brother asked her to stop talking with 'that accent'. I wouldn't say it's exactly a black accent but she has a thick one, but people just call balck. It's a semi-popular thing that get mentioned about Billie a lot. So I just included it here for the lulz

80 pound balls 💀

Dick 6 inch long 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Eminem could be her dad lmao

eminem our emo king😔✊

This post is absolutely gross. "Mommy milkers" the fuck is wrong with you? She clearly said she hates people talking like this.

Is this your first day on the internet? Don't you understand I'm trolling, being satirical and this is just a shitpost? None of these are my legit thoughts. I don't list over these two. These are just over exaggerated jokes. Even if you don't find them funny, a lot of people do. Please don't take everything on the internet seriously. Also, if you've been following Billie for long, you gotta know that she doesn't mind those comments. In fact she makes fun of her own bust. It was when she was a child when she hated peoole commenting on her body. Now she doesn't mind being appreciated for it. Especially when it's from girls. I am one. I've been a huge Billie fam since like 2017 so I know what I'm talking about.

Who the fuck cares if it's satirical.. I know it's satirical. It doesn't matter, all I have to do is put myself in her shoes and I would hate people making jokes like that. For some reason yall think it's fine to drop lines casually like this as a "joke." And yeah, that's not true. She likes being appreciated for it, not... what you called them. She literally spoke out against these type of comments. And I've been a fan since 2017 too.

Both are emo pop stars. It makes sense for them to collaborate. They're more similar than they are different.

Wtf

Please stop 🤦‍♂️

Eminem is AUBREY/ARLY/BOBO

Let the bitch go first

Billie got willy ft. Eminem

“Had black friends” is pissing me off

I’m curious about Eminem’s penis. It may sound Weird but hear me out when I say Something just doesn’t line up with this mans junk. In 2000 on the Marshall Mathers LP on the track “Bitch Please II” he opens his verse with “Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg. Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long” So we establish in the year 2000 his dick is six inches and his balls are 80 pounds. In the year 2018 though, on Kamikaze he says “Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin' I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is a foot.Oh yeah, it's my dick” so now we know his dick is a foot. So in 18 years his dick has doubled in size. Here’s where it gets weird. On his song “Big Weenie” in 2004 off of his album “Encore” he states “my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges” the average size of a banana is around 7.5 inches. Meaning yes it grows. Now we’ve confirmed that it grew gradually and not instantly. What raises the concern about SlimShadys Genitals is his balls. The average weight of an apple is .33 pounds. So two balls relative to apples would be .66 pounds. In just 4 years Eminem’s balls shrunk to about 0.83% of the original weight but in 18 years his penis doubled in size. Growth and loss of weight aside, it’s so irregular I can’t help but ask “what is wrong with Eminem’s Balls?”

You so real for this (I've seen this copypasta before blud)

both are richer than I'll ever be. Both have a loser reading about them but they aren't reading about a loser.

Relax Ashley, it's s joke

Facts, because black people all speak the same way

Oh come on, you know what I meant.

Yup, I do actually

No they do not dumbass