https://preview.redd.it/eclh9myd1r8d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f35b5bfde679dcb5c1434097919fa0bf0a849f
did one of his 12 kids cut his hair or something??
I was thinking more Nazi haircut actually.
https://preview.redd.it/0vjmveq52r8d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e30e0e929519cfcbb1df1cba76fced7ca3f2383
Has to be the funniest part of that whole situation. A dude in his 40s challenges a dude in his 50s to a fight, but the 50 year old's mom has to put a stop to it, and it's all over social media.
Old school sci-fi really didn't try hard enough to imagine the future.
It's worse. Dude in his 50s challenged dude in his 40s, dude in his 40s says sure let's do it, 50 year old's Mom says no. 50 year old fakes injury. Proceeds to pretend the 40 year old chickened out.
I feel extremely saddened to JUST be learning this now. Imagine all of the pleasant moments I have missed out on when he behaves like a toddler doing the "Mom, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" jumps! I could have sighed, then recalled happily that someone once pushed this fucker down some stairs.
I feel cheated.
I'm surprised that his heart still works between his substance abuse and his obvious lack of exercise. It's not as obvious when you see him from the front, but from the side, the guy looks like he is shaped like a cybertruck.
Pretty obvious from the front, too.
https://preview.redd.it/0bwbfvj40r8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40284c9a1cd788b61b0f5127f5aef7c37b3e5a32
Oh Jesus, I nearly forgot about that movie. What a ride.
I was referring to an interview with Rogan and Musk where musk says he could overpower Zuckerberg by simply laying on him like a walrus. I think it was a walrus but now I’m second guessing myself
It's like a toddler in early stage childhood development. When a little kid is in the process of grasping self-awareness, they'll notice adult(s) around them have their eyes on them. Then the toddler does a little jiggle/dance to communicate they know they're now the center of attention.
"I'm being watched. Yay! Do something!"
...except here it comes off as stunted growth for a dude in his 50s.
You can practically pinpoint that precise stage of development, too. With toddlers, most don't have the vocabulary, let alone a limited verbal skillset. They will articulate through expressions and gestures. When the giants aren't looking or paying attention, then there's no need for the itty-bitty prancing.
Once they get older, then the flagrant calls for attention transpire with words. "Dad! Look! Look Dad! Watch me, Dad! Looook! Are you watching? Dad!!!" It's cute for a kid, not so much for any grown adult.
Some of it is also learned behavior. Ever see a kid fall -- they're not hurt -- but they scream like a banshee anyway? They're only screaming because an adult is present. Call concern to the event and it encourages the kid to react -- because attention. "Oh no, are you okay?" Coddle the child and they'll continue crying.
If no adult is present and the same fall happened, the toddler brushes it off. Should the adult be present and does **not** draw attention to the fall, the child has no reason to cry. The kid knows they're not injured and is aware no reward is necessary. The 'reward' is the engaging activity with the adult. No need to interrupt a good thing.
Honestly, I wonder if it was neglect from his parents having babies as "accessories" versus nurturing/love. When your father has a mindset of having multiple babies primarily because he's adamant it's his 'purpose' in life, those kids are going to feel the effects. Having multiple kids is one thing; paying attention to each one is entirely different.
Now the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Except the excuse today is declining birth rates.
And stuck in that toddler phase, he's ecstatic when eyes are on him. He's adrift in a sea of attention, incapable of filling that emptiness with words. He defaults to toddler-mode, searching for direction from the adults in the room. None comes, so he does his little jiggle-dance or random jumping jacks.
"*Dave, what should I say?*"
> "Dad! Look! Look Dad! Watch me, Dad! Looook! Are you watching? Dad!!!" It's cute for a kid, not so much for any grown adult.
elon's daddy don't care.
Exactly right. I have degrees in Human Development, Childhood Education, and Special Education. He is 100% exhibiting signs of an socioemotionally-stunted kid. He likely didn’t get the attention of either parent by doing this shit, so he never really progressed. It happens more often than one thinks, but most people progress into either a negative feedback loop or a positive one. Career criminals of the unrepentant sort (negative) and some athletes / artistic performers (positive) are two very generalized examples.
Too bad this little shit is one of those kids that just happened to be born to Apartheid profiteers. Most just never leave their trailer park and spend their time sticking fireworks in people’s mailboxes.
Sorry for the wall of text. Fuck Musk.
As someone whose adult carers were perpetually distracted by other things to do, this makes SO much sense.
One of seven kids. Over half of us became musicians.
Exactly. You can see in this video that he's being encouraged from off camera
Grown ups would go, "no"
Toddlers jump like they're performing monkeys because they have no other way of gauging approbation.
He really is a Sims character and I hate it.
[https://youtube.com/shorts/G-2tiZFFmjI?si=zGzHUtkuRUesA0X8](https://youtube.com/shorts/G-2tiZFFmjI?si=zGzHUtkuRUesA0X8)
I think his intention is to form an X with his arms and legs but I don’t think many people asking him to do it understand it. Anyways he literally looks like a little kid whose parents are proud of for shitting on the toilet for the first time and he’s happy for their approval. Like not even exaggerating that’s what he looks like.
Because his only friend is a small toddler that he kidnapped from his mother. It's understandable that those traits would rub off on someone so stupid.
I always just automatically assumed that as someone with that much money you would have somebody buying your clothes and picking styles for you that work. He looks like child who dressed himself in his younger brothers clothes and asked a bad barber for the Macklemore haircut lmao.
I think it's kind of like how Ricky Gervais always poses with his mouth wide open
https://preview.redd.it/s2jhm9ammp8d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ba34598023427ba073ebd207e52998e5e20c90
I sometimes wish I didn't constantly think about why I hate this motherfucker so much. It's probably not healthy. I just want to see him fail so badly and take his stans down with him.
I actually think the opposite, that he loves and desperately craves these interactions. He wants all the attention and this is actually very on purpose despite his "I'm a spontaneous weirdo genius introvert" antic.
Elon desperately wants to go back to when he was a subject of funny memes, when people would be silent and slowly clap after one of his dumbass futurology take or prediction. The problem is people see through the act now that his predictions were all wrong and he turns out to be an asshole with maximum self interest.
He wants to be the man behind these great principles and ideas, for instance free speech, celebrity worship, but it has to serve his personal goals and interests. He wants to be praised for getting all these women and coworkers pregnant because he's"repopulating the earth" when in fact he's doing none of the parenting and just selfishly indulges in his personal reproduction fetish like a cult leader.
I agree, he's surrounded himself with sycophants who will applaud for anything. He's gleeful about a silly jump because he knows his minions will cheer. If he had superpowers, he'd be Homelander.
It's funny how he isn't commanding that group like a good speaker would, he is literally being trolled by the group.
He may be the world's richest man, but he is a puppet to anyone willing to sprinkle praise on him.
Which, like, fair. I dislike how that’s presented as some chosen character flaw to be condemned. Some of us are autistic. Some of us have social phobias. Doesn’t make us Elon Musk 😅
Of course, I'm not condemning everyone. The difference between him and other people who act like that is that he chooses to go on Twitter to push racists and people who are full on conspiracy, while acting like he's the Jesus of the 21st century, lies through his teeth 24/7 and everyone who disagrees must be a brainwashed npc. It's not the autistic part (if he is autistic) that I condemn, it's everything around that, his whole personality. I have nothing against people with autism, I worked with people who are autistic and even disabled.
If I made you feel that way, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to insult anyone but him.
What a nice comment 🤗 basically, I sometimes feel like a social cripple and don’t know how to act 😅 but I still intensely dislike Musk, just not because of that part but everything else!
Don't worry! Sometimes, I get nervous because I get that sudden feeling that I'm being watched by everyone around me 😅
I think everyone is uncomfortable in public at times, which is nothing to be ashamed of!
Mental Benjamin Button, a few years ago he seemed way more composed, better dressed and more articulate. Now he seems like the kid at McDonald's who's lost his carer
What a fucking narcissistic douche. And people actually worship this cringe factory. The second-hand embarrassment keeps getting worse and worse with him, it's literally hard to watch. I'd give anything to be able to reach through the screen and punch him in his ugly drug-addled face (or throw him down the steps again, I'm normally very anti-bullying but those kids seriously deserve medals for that heroic action).
He is one of those fucking idiots in power that think people clap because they like them and not because they are being paid by him. That whole look behind "guys can you believe how happy they are to see me?"
Clearly the jump of someone who can take on a Jiu-Jyitsu gold medalist with over a decade's training....
Or, you know... at the very least the jump of someone who can run away while making excuses about the other side not accepting an impromptu, uninvited, private match...
Maybe even the jump of someone who's mom intervened to stop him from getting pummeled into a more palatable shape.
His mannerisms are like that of a giant baby. The way he looks around for approval and encouragement, the way he does a half-assed little hop and then kinda hesitates with that cheesy smile, waiting for a reaction. Just the ultimate man-child.
He looks that one weird kid that had no friends in school, the one you approach because you feel bad for him but the second he opens his mouth you see why he has no friends
Thats the goal. Do stupid things and get rid of everyone who criticizes it.
Fascists hate intelectuals. Felon is setting everything up to easily identify us. God only knows what happens if dump is elected. :(
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maybe hes going to sell south korea out next?
Please dont give him ideas
Nah, new gigafactory in Pyongyang. It'd be right up his alley.
Can't unionize if you and your whole extended family are shipped off to labor camps once your Neuralink Freedom Chip detects any unpatriotic thoughts!
he's getting to that age where he looks like someone's aunt.
*someone's aunt who has a female roommate
that 'aunt' you don't see until christmas and then have to watch she doesn't drink or her 'views' will come out?
No no, I think he meant “roommate.” You know, a “completely platonic life partner.”
https://preview.redd.it/eclh9myd1r8d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f35b5bfde679dcb5c1434097919fa0bf0a849f did one of his 12 kids cut his hair or something??
His hair transplant is rejecting him.
Kim Jong Un builds much better and more reliable rockets. Maybe he thinks the hairdo will help?
I was thinking more Nazi haircut actually. https://preview.redd.it/0vjmveq52r8d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e30e0e929519cfcbb1df1cba76fced7ca3f2383
He’s leveled up from the standard white nationalist haircut.
You mean the wig?
At least Kim jong un used to know how to jump, he was a good Basketball Player in his swiss school years
To quote Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov in The Death of Staling; "Coco Chanel took a shit on his head."
> the icing on the fruit cake *Excellent* turn of phrase. *Chef's kiss*
Why why why that cage fight did not happen?
Because his mom said no
Has to be the funniest part of that whole situation. A dude in his 40s challenges a dude in his 50s to a fight, but the 50 year old's mom has to put a stop to it, and it's all over social media. Old school sci-fi really didn't try hard enough to imagine the future.
It's worse. Dude in his 50s challenged dude in his 40s, dude in his 40s says sure let's do it, 50 year old's Mom says no. 50 year old fakes injury. Proceeds to pretend the 40 year old chickened out.
There's a reason someone pushed him down the stairs in highschool.
I thought it was middle school.
Can't remember right now. Pretty sure he'd deserved it more than once though.
I feel extremely saddened to JUST be learning this now. Imagine all of the pleasant moments I have missed out on when he behaves like a toddler doing the "Mom, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" jumps! I could have sighed, then recalled happily that someone once pushed this fucker down some stairs. I feel cheated.
Because just about anyone could take Musk in a fight.
I don't know. I feel like if he sat on me I couldn't get out from under him.
Just kite him around the octagon. I bet he has terrible cardio
I'm surprised that his heart still works between his substance abuse and his obvious lack of exercise. It's not as obvious when you see him from the front, but from the side, the guy looks like he is shaped like a cybertruck.
Pretty obvious from the front, too. https://preview.redd.it/0bwbfvj40r8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40284c9a1cd788b61b0f5127f5aef7c37b3e5a32
So THAT’S where he got the design!
https://preview.redd.it/c0nu5dh1uq8d1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618067bc0db64cf566edfe1b37ed8f672b260050
He is winded here from jumping once.
Like a walrus.
Accurate. Same body type. https://preview.redd.it/at6e1aermq8d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a9328261f8baeeb8e0cfd0f1409fb894065546
Oh Jesus, I nearly forgot about that movie. What a ride. I was referring to an interview with Rogan and Musk where musk says he could overpower Zuckerberg by simply laying on him like a walrus. I think it was a walrus but now I’m second guessing myself
That's why he's been taking steroids and not working out. He just wants mass, so he can eventually blot out the sun.
I'd love to fight him. He'd make me look so good in comparison.
Dude can't even do a normal jump in the air...how is he going to be able to fight another human being for a few minutes.
I have no idea but I'd want to watch!!!
He could probably fight Trump tbh.
Stairs are the real battle
Fucking hell. All that money and his mum cuts his hair?
You'd don't become a billionaire by paying for haircuts.
don't you lecture me with your $30 haircut
He went for the hipster buzz up the sides, but somehow wound up looking like he should be wearing lederhosen and holding an oversized lolly.
He's jumping at every public appearance, it seems.
It's like a toddler in early stage childhood development. When a little kid is in the process of grasping self-awareness, they'll notice adult(s) around them have their eyes on them. Then the toddler does a little jiggle/dance to communicate they know they're now the center of attention. "I'm being watched. Yay! Do something!" ...except here it comes off as stunted growth for a dude in his 50s.
Thank you; I was trying to figure out why I felt like I was watching a child.
You can practically pinpoint that precise stage of development, too. With toddlers, most don't have the vocabulary, let alone a limited verbal skillset. They will articulate through expressions and gestures. When the giants aren't looking or paying attention, then there's no need for the itty-bitty prancing. Once they get older, then the flagrant calls for attention transpire with words. "Dad! Look! Look Dad! Watch me, Dad! Looook! Are you watching? Dad!!!" It's cute for a kid, not so much for any grown adult. Some of it is also learned behavior. Ever see a kid fall -- they're not hurt -- but they scream like a banshee anyway? They're only screaming because an adult is present. Call concern to the event and it encourages the kid to react -- because attention. "Oh no, are you okay?" Coddle the child and they'll continue crying. If no adult is present and the same fall happened, the toddler brushes it off. Should the adult be present and does **not** draw attention to the fall, the child has no reason to cry. The kid knows they're not injured and is aware no reward is necessary. The 'reward' is the engaging activity with the adult. No need to interrupt a good thing. Honestly, I wonder if it was neglect from his parents having babies as "accessories" versus nurturing/love. When your father has a mindset of having multiple babies primarily because he's adamant it's his 'purpose' in life, those kids are going to feel the effects. Having multiple kids is one thing; paying attention to each one is entirely different. Now the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Except the excuse today is declining birth rates. And stuck in that toddler phase, he's ecstatic when eyes are on him. He's adrift in a sea of attention, incapable of filling that emptiness with words. He defaults to toddler-mode, searching for direction from the adults in the room. None comes, so he does his little jiggle-dance or random jumping jacks. "*Dave, what should I say?*"
> "Dad! Look! Look Dad! Watch me, Dad! Looook! Are you watching? Dad!!!" It's cute for a kid, not so much for any grown adult. elon's daddy don't care.
Exactly right. I have degrees in Human Development, Childhood Education, and Special Education. He is 100% exhibiting signs of an socioemotionally-stunted kid. He likely didn’t get the attention of either parent by doing this shit, so he never really progressed. It happens more often than one thinks, but most people progress into either a negative feedback loop or a positive one. Career criminals of the unrepentant sort (negative) and some athletes / artistic performers (positive) are two very generalized examples. Too bad this little shit is one of those kids that just happened to be born to Apartheid profiteers. Most just never leave their trailer park and spend their time sticking fireworks in people’s mailboxes. Sorry for the wall of text. Fuck Musk.
Amazing lmaooo
Bot, your limbic resonance skill is exceptional.
As someone whose adult carers were perpetually distracted by other things to do, this makes SO much sense. One of seven kids. Over half of us became musicians.
Same thing for me I’m the youngest of seven siblings and we all are athletes.
And I bet such parents brag / take credit for their kids achievements
Ofc they do despite missing meets, games, and important events.
"Who's mommys special little billionare? You are! Yes you are!"
He's just stress testing his girdle.
Exactly. You can see in this video that he's being encouraged from off camera Grown ups would go, "no" Toddlers jump like they're performing monkeys because they have no other way of gauging approbation.
^lookwhaticando!!
he’s trying to form the letter “x” with his limbs but he’s a lazy, unathletic slug and can’t jump properly
Fucking hell you’re right…
It has "Look what I can do!" Stuart energy, but cringe
100000000% this!
He really is a Sims character and I hate it. [https://youtube.com/shorts/G-2tiZFFmjI?si=zGzHUtkuRUesA0X8](https://youtube.com/shorts/G-2tiZFFmjI?si=zGzHUtkuRUesA0X8)
Fucker is the most unsecure person I've ever seen. If someone told him "Wow, that was so quirky" it'll stick to him forever
I think his intention is to form an X with his arms and legs but I don’t think many people asking him to do it understand it. Anyways he literally looks like a little kid whose parents are proud of for shitting on the toilet for the first time and he’s happy for their approval. Like not even exaggerating that’s what he looks like.
Why the hell is he moving and acting like a toddler?
Have you seen his alt account where he pretends to be a pre school kid?
I feel like he’s trying to lean into the “I’m autistic” thing even though he never used to act like this.
I think this is just him trying to act like a rock star while having negative charisma.
Because his only friend is a small toddler that he kidnapped from his mother. It's understandable that those traits would rub off on someone so stupid.
That is the vibe I’m reading
I legit think he’s tweaking out
Elon Is most likely a toddler in a mans body since he acts like it /hj
He toddle a bit still
I always just automatically assumed that as someone with that much money you would have somebody buying your clothes and picking styles for you that work. He looks like child who dressed himself in his younger brothers clothes and asked a bad barber for the Macklemore haircut lmao.
No he’s at another level where everyone around him is paid to tell him how cool he is.
I think he might have a bulletproof vest on under all that Or his torso is just shaped like a cybertruck
I mean… https://preview.redd.it/yy9vyvf5gr8d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5171bc93468dd9e1651aaaea69702e82b4a6266
people with a little less money have stylists and PR directors. this guy has so much money he's only surrounded by yes-men.
Guys he’s totally iron man
Iron deficiency man
Phony Stark
Funniest part is that moron is so self-unaware that he really thinks he is
he literally moves like a baby
LOL Fuckin’ love 90s era Mad TV.
He looks high as a kite
Why does he keep jumping like that?
For photos.
I think it's kind of like how Ricky Gervais always poses with his mouth wide open https://preview.redd.it/s2jhm9ammp8d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ba34598023427ba073ebd207e52998e5e20c90
I fucking hate that guy.
Because he's surrounded by people who applaud everything he does so he thinks it was actually cool
He moves exactly like a fat kid who did not yet fully took control of his motoric skills.
Bro is so baby-coded that he still has a positive Babinski reflex.
I sometimes wish I didn't constantly think about why I hate this motherfucker so much. It's probably not healthy. I just want to see him fail so badly and take his stans down with him.
It's coming.
He looks like the fat kid who smells funny, and what wtf is going on with his hair? Is that a perm?
It looks like a typical apartheid African white nationalist doo from 1989/ Germany 1939
why is he speaking without words
You can see how uncomfortable it is for him because he's a fckn social cripple and doesn't know how to act.
I actually think the opposite, that he loves and desperately craves these interactions. He wants all the attention and this is actually very on purpose despite his "I'm a spontaneous weirdo genius introvert" antic. Elon desperately wants to go back to when he was a subject of funny memes, when people would be silent and slowly clap after one of his dumbass futurology take or prediction. The problem is people see through the act now that his predictions were all wrong and he turns out to be an asshole with maximum self interest. He wants to be the man behind these great principles and ideas, for instance free speech, celebrity worship, but it has to serve his personal goals and interests. He wants to be praised for getting all these women and coworkers pregnant because he's"repopulating the earth" when in fact he's doing none of the parenting and just selfishly indulges in his personal reproduction fetish like a cult leader.
I agree, he's surrounded himself with sycophants who will applaud for anything. He's gleeful about a silly jump because he knows his minions will cheer. If he had superpowers, he'd be Homelander.
It's funny how he isn't commanding that group like a good speaker would, he is literally being trolled by the group. He may be the world's richest man, but he is a puppet to anyone willing to sprinkle praise on him.
Which, like, fair. I dislike how that’s presented as some chosen character flaw to be condemned. Some of us are autistic. Some of us have social phobias. Doesn’t make us Elon Musk 😅
Of course, I'm not condemning everyone. The difference between him and other people who act like that is that he chooses to go on Twitter to push racists and people who are full on conspiracy, while acting like he's the Jesus of the 21st century, lies through his teeth 24/7 and everyone who disagrees must be a brainwashed npc. It's not the autistic part (if he is autistic) that I condemn, it's everything around that, his whole personality. I have nothing against people with autism, I worked with people who are autistic and even disabled. If I made you feel that way, I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to insult anyone but him.
Looking into this.
What a nice comment 🤗 basically, I sometimes feel like a social cripple and don’t know how to act 😅 but I still intensely dislike Musk, just not because of that part but everything else!
Don't worry! Sometimes, I get nervous because I get that sudden feeling that I'm being watched by everyone around me 😅 I think everyone is uncomfortable in public at times, which is nothing to be ashamed of!
Christ alive that is a punch-able face if I've ever seen one
https://i.redd.it/gv60llq0mp8d1.gif
And people think this man is smart? He just pure cringe.
Mental Benjamin Button, a few years ago he seemed way more composed, better dressed and more articulate. Now he seems like the kid at McDonald's who's lost his carer
He's so awkward. Zuck would have destroyed this dude.
Who is the puppet master ordering him to jump “again”?
Catturd, probably
Did he just discover MadTV circa 1998? "Heh...that Stewart character is hilarious! I'm gonna do his jump all the time now!"
The lady clapping in the back when he jumps LMFAO
And he thinks he can beat anyone in an MMA fight? The man can't even jump. What a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/xengh64y1q8d1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6ba7cb429ae1360e4003ba107af1abc99f55ae1 The f is that on his head?
Surprised he has more words than "interesting" or just "🎯" in his vocabulary. Edit: spelling
Concerning
Working on it.
!!!!!
Wow
Nice
big if true
looking into it
He really thinks he's superior to POC.
Elon is at least equal to POC, but only if we assume "POC" stands for "Paragon of Cringe."
- Look mum I'm doing nothing 🤓 - good Elon, amazing. Wow you jump so high 🙄
💯🎯🤣
At first glance I assumed it was someone spoofing him, a caricature. He’s truly hopeless.
How come whenever he’s doing these dweeb photo shoots he acts like he’s being pressured into doing it by his admirers
Bad built butch body
"nazi but silly" is such an annoying combination holy shit
Why does he always move like he forgot how to move?
Oh, so he actually *proud* of that little jump he did last week.
peter pan syndrome
That jump alone shows how fit he is. No wonder Zuck backed out of the fight /s
He looks like he's just learning how to move a human body.
What a fucking narcissistic douche. And people actually worship this cringe factory. The second-hand embarrassment keeps getting worse and worse with him, it's literally hard to watch. I'd give anything to be able to reach through the screen and punch him in his ugly drug-addled face (or throw him down the steps again, I'm normally very anti-bullying but those kids seriously deserve medals for that heroic action).
The way he moves around is just like a toddler
He’s built like a well-fed 4th grader.
Kim Jun Un haircut going on there...keep it classy Elmo.
When your 4 year old finally learns to go big boy potty.
He is one of those fucking idiots in power that think people clap because they like them and not because they are being paid by him. That whole look behind "guys can you believe how happy they are to see me?"
Clearly the jump of someone who can take on a Jiu-Jyitsu gold medalist with over a decade's training.... Or, you know... at the very least the jump of someone who can run away while making excuses about the other side not accepting an impromptu, uninvited, private match... Maybe even the jump of someone who's mom intervened to stop him from getting pummeled into a more palatable shape.
His mannerisms are like that of a giant baby. The way he looks around for approval and encouragement, the way he does a half-assed little hop and then kinda hesitates with that cheesy smile, waiting for a reaction. Just the ultimate man-child.
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
What a fucking dork
"He's just a fun goofy guy who likes Nazis and fires tens of thousands of employees in a single day!"
I am begging thicker men to wear shirts that are the actual size you are. Dude said "oh I'm a medium" 20 years ago and just refuses to size up.
Jump monkey, jump!
He looks that one weird kid that had no friends in school, the one you approach because you feel bad for him but the second he opens his mouth you see why he has no friends
An Elmo-shaped potato is on all of his happy drugs.
The microdosing is now working like some maxi-macrodosing
You know that no god exists when this human imitation is one of the richest people in the world.
Is he on methamphetamine too? He looks all clenched up and spun.
Elmo's the newest [upper class twit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrfKCO28Fv4).
Elmo jumps like old people fuck.
Backward shirt, Duffus haircut acting like he is trying to impress his mom.
Look what I can do! -Stuart Musk
He moves like a literal toddler.
Musk might be autistic, but mainly, this guy is just awkward as hell.
It took absolutely every ounce of strength he had to separate himself from the earth’s surface by 3 centimeters
Worlds smartest man has his fucking shirt on backwards.
Facebook mums frothing right now.
So the pose is intentional???
Obviously something his father never gave him
What a fucking nerd..not the good kind either. The douchey rich nerd who NEEDS likes to stay alive
You’re on payroll, you clap lol
This Uber-genius has his over T-shirt on backwards right?
midlife-crisis-and-so-desperately-want-to-be-liked-by-acting-youthful mode activated.
This is old. Grimes is in the behind.
He is fighting toe to toe with Jojo Siwa with this much cringe it's hard to watch
This man clearly feels deeply insecure all the time. Almost makes you feel for him a bit. Almost.
Those Trump-style lifts are not doing his posture any favors at all.
This guy is such a freak show.
https://preview.redd.it/m7cg0erlvq8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a263d48074e20574ea99d14d0d144dd9f22ec5c9 Why does his face look like
He’ll be trans in 3 years.
Thats the goal. Do stupid things and get rid of everyone who criticizes it. Fascists hate intelectuals. Felon is setting everything up to easily identify us. God only knows what happens if dump is elected. :(
Who's this likable lesbian lady?
Has he damaged his brain or was he always developmentally disabled?
was hoping he'd ''hulk up'' and start the pose down... when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...
Retarded man child.
I love that you can just tell a billionaire to jump. And he does it on command.
Why can't he just wave like a fucking normal person
There's a bald spot at his crown. Even his hair transplant has had enough of him.
[Same person. 🙄 ](https://i.imgur.com/UYoU67J.gif)
Is he on the spectrum? I think he’s on the spectrum.
What did he just win tickets to an Indigo Girls show?
"Look what I can do!"
Is his T shirt on backwards??