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Zeno_The_Alien

>I'M IN THE MILITARY! Lol not for long, dumbass.


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Deano963

Yeh, what I was thinking. Probably a stay-at-home military wife though, unless she completely made it up. Her spouse is going to have a meeting with some officers over this video though.


liltooclinical

My thought too, she's a dependa who thinks she gets all the privileges of her husband's rank.


batuckan1

E4 Mafia dependa..


--bedevil--

I spit out my drink. Lol


Alakozam

AKA Dependapotamus E: alright I can't spell. Fixed


madmosche

*Dependapotamus


rapiddevolution

Or tricareatops


Deano963

😂😂


[deleted]

She must be in the chair force.


yankeeairpirate

Negative. You send your assistant to berate the chef in the USAF. That's beneath us.


[deleted]

Hells yeah!


Dr_Skeleton

Top Bun.


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Lol. That is fucking hilarious


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[deleted]

As a Veteran, the USAF PT test was very difficult for big guys. I took it (wasn’t in the USAF) and maxed push-ups, sit-ups, and the 1.5 mile run and nearly maxed all of them out. Still failed for busting the waist measurement though.


JamesKBoyd

Cool story, bro.


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Ok bro


Honey-Roy-Palmer

She's an E-6 in the Salvation Army. Show some respect.


Machomuk89

Dependa, a new one at that I'm guessing seeing as she hasn't metamorphasized into her final form dependapotamus.


DE_MR_EXE

Why else would she hold her purse like that.


AmplePostage

That is the tactical purse grip.


Ac997

I was waiting (hoping) for him to say “you’re to fat to be in the military”..


Kennaham

She’s not fat tho?


KrombopulosDelphiki

She's wearing Spanx a d has chubby arms. I'll call it thick and leave it at that. Regardless nobody says "I'm in the military" they say "I'm a Marine" or "I'm in the AF/Army/Navy".


Kennaham

At worst she’s slightly overweight. I’m not arguing about how service members identify themselves, I’m a Marine by trade


JustWingIt0707

She might be a depends.


crazyraisin1982

Her husband might be. But I see all these drunk military wives thinking that their husband's rank somehow applies to them. And even if you WERE in the military, how does that make you able to walk into a place of business in the civilian world and go into the kitchen? And for what? So many questions...


edditorRay

Shit, dependent if anything.


asianabsinthe

*Dependa


godisawayonbusiness

"Excuse me?? Where is my military discount??! My husband is a PFC in the military and therefore I am entitled to it as well!" r/justdepdathings and r/JustBootThings Really good subreddits for a laugh at the audacity of some!


TheVillain117

That Karen is an expired PX coupon and a menthol PallMall away from "You will address me by my husband's rank."


JustanOldBabyBoomer

She sounds like a Dependapotamus!!!


Used2BPromQueen

She's also filming and "zoomed in" with her wallet! Lmao. That part has me dying over here.


Dusty_Scrolls

I'm guessing that she's less "in the millitary" than she is "dating someone in the millitary." You know, "you will address me by my husband's rank" types.


bassman314

Obviously had a few too many chicken dinners to REALLY be in the military.


CampbellKitty

Indeed got that line backers arm.


No-Sheepherder-2896

Her hair is too long for her to be in any military branch.


Ut_Prosim

The best part of the military: having every right to step into the kitchen without him fucking touching you. Why are Army recruiters not mentioning this more!?


itsperiwinkle

Right!?! I would have signed up years ago!


Mac2311

6 years in the Marines, never once knew the kitchen rule, damn, I missed out, damn!


HertzDonut1001

Too bad because there's a bottle of Jack in the ice chest.


MiloFrank

You guys don't need kitchens. Just need to know which drawer the crayons are in. Source, I was Navy.


Mac2311

Well which one are they in?! First choice green second choice orange.


KHC1217

Totally random but are you a Hokie by chance?


Ut_Prosim

Indeed! You?


KHC1217

Sure am!!!


DriedUpSquid

She probably traded her G.I. Bill for that benefit. She wasn’t going to use it anyway.


BigDaddyCool17

RECRUITERS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS ONE TRICK


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I've wasted so much time staging at restaurants when I wanted to go into their kitchens when apparently I could have just enlisted


wellwaffled

Nice username. Hokie?


CampbellKitty

Lol the "whose baby momma is this" did it for me.


Stats_with_a_Z

You know that. I can't imagine anyone dealing with that long term.


CampbellKitty

Word lol. She acts like this in public... At home must be a war zone. On eggshells.


Boston-Spartan

"I'M IN THE MILITARY' screams someone who clearly has no discipline.


justkozlow

And is obviously drunk


TetracyanoRexiumIV

And I’m sure it’s really, “my husband in is the military!” At least I don’t usually hear about actual military personnel acting this entitled


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She got it all on on video with her iWallet.


Fatsodaisy29

I know lol I was like, huh?


IHeartPallets

What really gets me is her swiping up on it as she approaches like she’s zooming in on a camera


Givememydamncoffee

I guarantee she’s a dependent and not actually in. Some poor sailor/marine/soldier/Air man is about to get an ass chewing from his leadership


Trishlovesdolphins

Yep. This dependa had too much to drink and doesn’t understand that just because the military is in her, doesn’t mean she is in the military.


SoVeryKerry

She’s holding that wallet like it’s a cellphone.


Dr_A_Mephesto

Trying to block her face from the recording. Trying. And failing.


YesIdonot

she also tries to zoom lol


Dr_A_Mephesto

Oh yeah just rewatched and noticed that. Drugs is my additional guess then. 😂


YesIdonot

yeah, her speech is pretty slurred


Pieinthesky42

A *lot* of people have wallets that are also cell phone cases or wallets that hold their phones. I work a register and see it every day.


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It’s not a case though. There’s no camera hole and you can see the other side that doesn’t have a phone in it…


CampbellKitty

I agree it's insane. It's a purse.


[deleted]

Yup. Either she’s losing it or I guess mocking the person who’s actually filming?


SoVeryKerry

Yeah, I’ve had one, but look at it. There’s no camera lens or holes where there should be. Is she maybe trying to hide her face at the beginning?


Pieinthesky42

I see a lot of them that have the phone inside a pocket. I’m not saying I know what she’s doing, or what she has, just that these wallets exist so there’s a possibility.


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You can see inside the wallet too though…there is no phone. My guess is she’s mocking the person who’s actually filming? Or just crazy/on something? Idk


Pieinthesky42

Like I said I see wallets that do not have a camera spot cut out, but I dont know for sure what she has.


[deleted]

Ah so you meant a wallet case without the camera hole? Weird. If that’s the case (no pun intended) though her “filming” and swiping on the closed wallet still makes no sense lol that’s 100% not a phone screen she’s swiping on and there’s no lense to be filming with. But I think questioning her sanity at this point is moot so ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Pieinthesky42

They’re wallet cases and also wallets that hold cell phones. The cases stay on and have card slots but the wallets you phone goes in and out of, and they usually just have a pocket without a camera cut out. I figured she was FaceTiming someone that could see her or using the ever obnoxious speaker phone… or just nuts. Or all of the above.


zorro1701e

This seems like something older women do. Am I right or just in my area?


Pieinthesky42

No, not really. Having a spot for coins on your wallet is more common with women, but a lot of men have cards attached to their phones too.


zorro1701e

Hmm. Seems practical.


Pieinthesky42

Until you lose it.


[deleted]

This. Same reason why I tell people who keep their SS card and shit in their wallet to get a fucking lock box. Congrats, you not only lost your money, but your identity as well.


Pieinthesky42

It’s always old men I see with SS card and also pull out ALL their cash to pay me. It’s ridiculous, and they also tend to not not after showing me their $400. They’re just that out of touch.


Nobuv24

She’s got some nice bingo wings for being in the military. This is definitely a base bunny


gexpdx

I bet it's her boyfriend that is in the military.


foiz5

She inherited his rank thru sex like an STD, didn't you know it works that way? Marriage also sometimes leads to this side effect.


Shejidan

Your will address me by my ~~husband’s~~ boyfriend’s rank!


TeamBadInfluence1

Bing rings?


KittyButt42

Bingo wings i assume. Flabby upper [arms](https://ibb.co/7pWXFcG) .


KellyBelly916

Enlisted do stupid shit, but this level of stupid is a military member's spouse.


CaptainRandomGuy

Do it internets... Find her name, find her C.O., and report her entitled ass; people like this are a disgrace to those who serve our country. People who join the military give up many of their constitutional rights to protect the constitutional rights of Americans; they do not gain the ability to claim service as a reason to act like this. Context is almost irrelevant here.


techieguyjames

This. Her actions are considered unbecoming of a member of the US Armed Forces.


NoobifiedSpartan

Her actions are considered unbecoming of a member of society.


techieguyjames

That, too.


[deleted]

This is from October 2021, can't find an update if anything happened.


UGAllDay

Eh. The US military isn’t exactly a shining light of good behavior. Plus they just take advantage of uneducated and typically underfunded youth. She’s terrible but you’re asking for her to be doxxed basically which is as repulsive as her actions. Don’t be a Karen.


eric82

Finding her information and reporting her is not doxxing. Finding her information and posting it on the internet is doxxing. This is a very small but huge difference.


UGAllDay

I’m well aware. The post insinuated for a group of individuals to get her information. What the fuck does Reddit do with info other than spread it. Imbecile.


eric82

Lol. It didn't insinuate anything. It specifically said to find the information and report this to superiors. Your inability to read what is written or ability to add words not written does not mean it says something that it does not say.


No-Dragonfly9134

I wonder if the Karens all are overly medicated when they go all out Karen? Or they really this out of touch with reality sober????


Mortimer14

Most of them are sober when they get like this (at least the ones I know are).


PMmeurfishtanks

I think the problem is a lack of medication where it is clearly needed.


Karnosiris

That's a wallet, not a phone. Why is she holding it like a phone and doing the pinch-zoom?


gregrules

I *think* shes trying to block her face but that slur though...who knows


mike4204201

She said something along the lines of “…and this black bitch…” while using the pinch to zoom function on the pleather wallet


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Probably mocking the person filming. Or just crazy/on something I guess


surferninjadude

Drunk AF


maywellflower

I guess we going to see her and/or SO (hopefully he smart enough to dump / divorce to save himself) on r/byebyejob very soon...


IronBENGA-BR

Entitlement, drunken-slurried speech, pulling a rank that's probably not hers... This is peak r/justdependathings material right there.


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I'm black, and a woman and this kind of weird race...ism? is an absolute treat. Because it serves the user's complete ineptitude and lack of originality on a platter. "This... *observes skin tone* ...black bitch over here!" Like, what was the goal? To prove that you have sight? Fckn simpleton


BabyAquarius

I had a girl call me that in high school. All I could do was laugh. Like, congratulations sis. I am, in fact, Black. What's your point?


Roviik

"Incredible...Every word of what you just said was wrong."


psychedelicdevilry

When the head cheerleader gets pregnant slightly later than the rest of the squad


[deleted]

$20 says she's a dependa, whose husband is a senior NCO or junior officer, so she considers her big ass as military personnel as well


bassman314

I bet they aren't even married. She's one of those Dependa-wannabes after BAH and Tricare that got her hooks in SPC Davis 30 seconds after he reported to Bragg from A-school.


[deleted]

Someone had a few to many dollar margaritas


KuhLealKhaos

Shes gotta be drunk right?


Famardy

She is obviously!


CrotchWolf

Karen go Brrrr. 🤣🤣🤣


dover_oxide

Someone's CO is in for a headache.


Elguaporockyn99

When she assaulted him, he absolutely had the right to defend himself. And if he did that, she would have lost it about how she’s a woman and how dare he put his hands on her. These cnts think they can do whatever they want and they are justified for putting their hands on anyone. They’re always in the right.


chefmeow

Somebody PLEASE cross post this r/byebyejob, I’m not sure how to do it!


mikerex0821

Oh karen....


BonnieBinyourBonnet

I’m confused is she recording with her wallet?


Imortalpenguin

I think it was a leather phone case, though the cover flap did block the camera


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Dependa… Gotta be a Dependa…


SamChewee

I was in the bar where this took place. Met up for a birthday get-together and we were on the other side where the bar top is situated. She went on for much longer than the video shows. The group she was with tried (but not at their best) to stop her but she kept on and on and got progressively louder. I think it was almost 30-45 min later that the group finally leaves. THEN metro finally decides to show up. They took the statements from the employees and that was it. Prior to her rant, she was playing some video games with kids from her group and was shouting at them. The alcohol was probably starting to kick in at that point.


COVIDNLimez

Then if they laid hands on this bitch shed cry victim. Lol


TopAd9634

I would never act like this. But if I did, I would never be stupid enough to do it on film???!! I'm trying to understand why people would open themselves up to the very real possibility you could be fired, de-enlisted, broken up with or lose friends, just so you can act like a fool?


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TwistedBlister

Probably a military spouse.


stevo_stevo

no one gives a fuck who you are, bitch


MaroonHawk27

Thank you for your service?


Huge-Ad-2275

There is nothing more insufferable than a military wife.


blackflags91390

Ma'am this is a Wendy's and you're "recording" us with a wallet. Please leave.


Staceyrt

Drunk dependa at large


Zero99th

Umm, she just zoom in with her wallet? She's holding that thing up but I don't see a phone anywhere.


spradhan46

Must be meth? Or some strong drug lol


skinnarbox

Is that at a dogfishhead restaurant?


willy_n_philly

too bad she's in the regular world, not the military. no one else cares about your job lady.


RosaFrank88

Ummm sooo she wasn’t recording… lol she almost had me bhahahaha


JakeDaniels74

How much vodka did this 😭


HauntingEngine8

Ewww get a voice changer i'd rather listen to nails dragged on a chalkboard And you serve in a death squad.. the best part is not getting killed.. pompous ahole


Saskatchemoose

If you watch the video you can see she’s holding her wallet. That lady is hammered lmao.


BraTaTa

Can't handle her liquor properly. Such an entitled crunk.


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Is she what they call a dependa?


SillySade

She’s not in the military, she doesn’t look like she could run half a mile.


Lil-Xandoor

this is a classic case of a dependappotomus thinking she's entitled to all the respect and privilege in the world because her husbands in the military. as someone whos ACTUALLY in the military we don't claim these people and arguably the marine, soldier, sailor, airman E.t.c. isn't claimed either. "address me by my husbands rank" type shit.


Sreezy3

I love that she uses the word "entitled". Oh the irony.


doadont

Hereby you have my support to remove this person from society as she has no intent to function within it.


FluffyPandaMan

Gross


woobird44

I don’t believe she’s in the military.


AgreeableOil1212

What's the bet her "role in the military" is working on the front-desk.


UpsetPhilosopher3708

In case you didn’t know purses are great for recording 😆😆😆


Blackman157

Anyone notice the phone case blocking the camera as she walks up to "this black bitch"


chummmp70

Fucking who cares you entitled bitch.


xMF_GLOOM

It is absolutely fascinating to me that people like this actually exist


VoxPendragon

How long till she realizes she’s holding her wallet…not her phone.


MobileTangerine3703

I’m sorry but did anyone notice she’s using her wallet/purse as a camera and even tried to zoom in


Andrew_Saint

Her partner is probably in the military, we know how military spouses are.


[deleted]

People that think being in the military is some automatic badge of honor have it twisted, its just a fucking job for the most part.


MtnDream

Well, she does belong in the kitchen


[deleted]

Gonna be honest. Would smash


mike4204201

Yes


[deleted]

Came here for this. Absolutely


fastest32

Wild in bed. Guaranteed.


kidzephyr

I didn't see an assault????


Famardy

She slapped that guy.


CampbellKitty

Then you blind or ignorant or both.


Rallings

No there was definitely an assault. She hit him that's assault and battery.


Benvolio_Manqueef

You stupid asshole bitch


Unicorntacoz

She's holding her phone like she's filming and even making motions like she's zooming in...but that's a wallet case and it's blocking the camera.


[deleted]

who ever wants to go in a kitchen, its a nightmare


WeAreEvolving

call 911 let them deal with it


dsgfarts

Drunk AF


ratmanshomebrew

How was she recording through that phone case?


blood4breakfast

She needs to be UCMJ'd asap. That's no way to represent our country and armed services. Peace, loser ✌️


is_this_illegal_

Was she trying to film him with her wallet?


Thrannn

"i am in the military i have the right to" shit americans say


[deleted]

Why is she pretending that's a phone? She is fucked up out of her mind.


ThePr3acher

Why is she holding her wallet like this ? First though it was a phone and she was trying to film with the case over the camera


l3eemer

I don't understand how just alchol does that to someone...


ForsakeHope-BeStill

Karen go brrrr


SillySade

Bro…whose going to tell her to move the cover so she can actually record…..


JonPQ

Will someone forward me this once it's posted in r/byebyejob?


bazx11

If she's a dependant of a serviceman it is him who will be in the sh!t and putting it on tik tok just makes her look even more stupid and entitled.


b3t31guese

Are these the kind of people with their finger on the trigger?


GeneralToaster

This has been reposted many times, does anyone have an update?


heyitsvonage

THATS THE BEST FUCKIN PART!


Alibeee64

Does she thinking her wallet has magically transformed into a cell phone? She holds it up and touches it like she’s trying to record with it, but when she turns around, we can see that it’s just a wallet. Whatever she’s on, it’s pretty powerful.


minamari420

pretty sure she is not in the military, maybe the fucked up spouse of someone in the military, but definitely not her