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h0neyfrog

May as well just register as a paint at that point


cute_pdf

right? free paint! 😆


lizardgal10

I have my glasses off and thought this goofball WAS a paint. Very convincing impression!


JustHereForCookies17

**BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!** "Because I can!" For 25 years, I've had a horrible weakness for greys.  I do not own a horse because I KNOW I will overlook a perfectly lovely bay in favor of a flea-bitten mud monster.  I know this about myself, but I cannot help it.  So I sympathize with you, OP.  I really do.  They're a pain in the ass, and sometimes seem downright malicious in how much dirt they accumulate.   But I do love those little stinkers.


mmmmpisghetti

Next horse you get, learn your lesson and get one that matches your local dirt


chilumibrainrot

he's the best horse ever, if not for the swamp monster part


Lizardgirl25

Grey horses love to do this… after watching three greys turn themselves into mud balls on the regular that where not mine I never freaked out when my late grey boy did this I just shrugged.


zenkat

Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse rolled around in the mud!  😹


TearsInDrowned

My boy wants a rematch about the most dirty gray horse competition 😆 https://preview.redd.it/dfivca3w1pnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f144d7b84729e4fb859442e35c64091341b59e I feel Your pain fully, that's how life is with grays 😅 And I vowed to myself before buying that I ABSOLUTELY DON'T WANT A GRAY Well... 🙃


Cyberdarkunicorn

Embracing their inner swamp donkey


pineapplecharm

Hahaha I'm going to start calling ours the swamp donkey, that's great.


Elle_Vetica

My barn owner is threatening to charge me for removing all his pasture dirt at this point 😂


cowgrly

Oh yes, tis the season! This is how my dunalino looks daily. 😣 https://preview.redd.it/ios5vynrjpnc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e072a1a483b29b8567024c82efdeca4d820d006


ReferenceDistinct717

😭😭


CAH1708

Mud is great for their complexion, right?


stretchy_palendrome

You’re asking the wrong question. It’s, why not?


Lucipurskitten

He wanted to self tan


danznico

I feel your pain!! We have a perlino who kept rolling in old burnpit ash, always after a rain. Thanks sir


mountainmule

I used to have a max white sabino. She pulled this same nonsense. They can't resist. Enjoy your mud-alino and his sweet, innocent, filthy little face!


wrenzen_

When did you get the new paint horse!!😁


Standard_Advisor_446

I feel you. I have an almost all white paint, and he’s a pig most times lol


cutecuddlyevil

Ah yes, the privilege of owning a 'white' horse is that you get to clean them. Every day is arm day!


Wickedbitchoftheuk

I take it this is not a skewbald?


chilumibrainrot

nope. he's completley gray


joymori

Oh my god it’s always the grays 😭


Princessferfs

My mini is also a mud-wrestler. He’s my first horse and so I’m still learning. When he does this I brush as much of the mud out as I can. Being in a northern climate it’s too cold to bathe him. What do you do when your horse rolls in the mud?


chilumibrainrot

when it's super cold and hes really muddy i spend a while (20 minutes to an hour sometimes) curry combing the mud out if it's dried. if the mud is wet i simply suffer


Princessferfs

My guy loves the curry comb. Like LOVES it.


chilumibrainrot

same here, im convinced he gets so muddy just so he gets extra curry comb time


IllDoItNowInAMinute_

They wanted to cosplay Rain from dreamworks but couldn't get the colour right on the body 😂


LilyintheForestt

I understand your pain. He decided camo was in this season. https://preview.redd.it/ucykptwitqnc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c190ab0c38d4d98f959f5cf16d141c8aac9ff67


[deleted]

It’s time for their massage 🤣👩🏽‍🌾


whjtebeard

Classic


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

Cause it feels good mom!


LetAgreeable147

Bahahahaha!


danimariexo

I’m the same boat!!


pantalanaga11

Because grey horse


snortingalltheway

There is a natural law about this somewhere. It’s required for greys and palominos.


1WildSpunky

Totally off your topic, but do you know about the gray horse gene for cancer? I, too, love grays, has three, now two. We list the gray mare when she was diagnosed with melanoma in her intestines. The vet explained that the gene is carried in like 70% of all grays. It usually presents on the outside, around their eyes, nose, mouth, genitalia etc and can be removed. Some get it on the inside and some start on the outside before it moves. I am trying to find a genetic test now that I can order on the other two. This was heartbreaking to go through. Please investigate on your own.


chilumibrainrot

WHY WOUKD YOU TELL ME THIS


1WildSpunky

Because forewarned in forearmed. If your horse has a chance of getting cancer, especially if it’s something you can check for and eliminate, why wouldn’t you want to know this? It’s like doing a self exam on your breast for lumps. You can check your grays all around their eyes, lips, nostrils and genitalia. If you find one, get it removed by your vet. It’s hard for me to understand that you would not want to do this. Do you check yourself for skin cancer?


chilumibrainrot

im 18 so i don't check myself for cancer but i will definitely make sure the vet is aware and he gets checked for cancer


sakurabuns

because they are a grey.. i think the real question is why would you buy a grey 😂😂


Kaiyukia

Maybe s/he always wanted to be a paint horse