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YesIUnderstandsir

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/senate-staffer-fired-video-sex-judiciary-room


DeezNutz13

I had to scroll way too far for a link. Reddit posts used to have informational comments now the top comments are all either half explanations or dumb jokes


thlastousla

Too many people trying to be internet comedians.


Whaterbuffaloo

For sexy karma. It’s literally cool points. It’s the entire internet now. “Gamified” so we interact more.


Impossible_Bee9474

Sadly it's not even about interacting with other users more.. It's about "engaging" with "content"


Whaterbuffaloo

Interact with their websites and apps and ecosystems*.


YesIUnderstandsir

Let people be what they aspire to be.


Styrologus

Fucking hate that, no matter the subject, no matter how dark, pressing or serious the issue the top rated comment is always a shitty joke.


mcgarrylj

I agree that it's annoying and un-funny, but to be fair this one is prime joke making material.


Brufarious

Great point, u/DeezNutz13. The jokes have gotten pretty bad, one might even say coarse.


Lechuga_Maxima

That's why the unwavering best feature of reddit is the little arrow button that lets you skip to the next original comment. That shit has saved me so much scrolling through wannabe comedians repeating the same joke.


Dangerous_Purpose_52

You son of a gun thank you!!!


AlphaLawless

I like how the heading of the article says "allegedly having sex" when in the video it clearly shows there's no allegedly anything lol


ciknay

I think the allegedly is for just in case they identified the wrong person. Aint no one proving they aint boning like its out of style.


Faranocks

"It's AI" or something


YesIUnderstandsir

In America we like to pretend that all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. It's sort of in our constitution.


hobovirtuoso

Thank you.


dcswish19

The Senate has really streamlined fucking people in the ass


aiydee

Democrat gets caught getting his arse wrecked. Fired. If a Republican did this, they'd be a replacement for DeSantis!


TrPhantom8

I would upvote you, but you are exactly at 69 ups so I can't XD


stuckindcsendhelp

A leaked video came out of a guy having sex with another guy in the middle of a Senate hearing room


[deleted]

Did he "***reach across the aisle***"?


Big_Translator2930

Reach around the aisle?


ughliterallycanteven

There are screenshots of deleted tweets asking for Lindsay Graham. Never underestimate the power of the Gay FBI. Oh they found the top too.


Specialist-Treat-396

Please don’t tell me that some unlucky fellow had to meet Lindsay’s “lady bugs”. 🤢🤮


leckysoup

Ooh. Lady Lindsay’s Lady Bugs, sounds positively charming! What ever could make you think that was bad thing. Let me do a quick google search.,,, Good god no!


ughliterallycanteven

Hold on. Lemme find it


Boredquake

Well? Did you?


ughliterallycanteven

Edit: found it. Beware it’s a Laura loomed but I saw others with it as well https://x.com/texan_maga/status/1736188836583993494


Ivan_Analrash

I was going to say this but you beat me to it


Professional_Car9475

He beat your meat to it


Ivan_Analrash

I knew this comment would be cumming


TheAnders0117

I’m busting with laughter


Indicorb

This is turning into a real circle jerk.


DocumentDeep1197

not sure, either going to fill-a-buster or filibust


sammyt808

There’s semen to be a lotta jokes on this post


5trbryLmn8

Cum


TheAnders0117

👍


Professional_Car9475

That’s what she said


s00perguyporn

A reach around is when men are having sex and the gover reaches around his partner to pleasure his organ manually while going to pound town.


Marquar234

I love the way you used clinical descriptions, then ended with "pound town".


Calieoop

Oh it's not just men, I promise you that


Zestyclose_Drummer56

But the women? And the children, too?


NotTrumpsAlt

I’m dead now.


Eclectic_UltraViolet

*Day-um!* You rule the world with that one.


LurkinRhino

Oh my god, where would such a video be posted? So I’ll know which sites to avoid.


Snobpdx

For a friend


Serious_Session7574

It’s all over Twitter.


9001Dicks

Is it on any less trashy sites like xHamster?


Chrono-Helix

xHamster without the hamster, huh


Few-Raise-1825

It's okay to ask for the sause for yourself man, just say no homo after and your all good. Make sure to repeat it every time you beat your meat though or your best friend might murder you. [no homo](https://viralcocaine.com/man-kills-his-best-friend-for-not-saying-no-homo-after-10-hour-anal-session/)


CoolGap4480

Was it inter party?


Tbagjimmy

No it was in his ass


Accomplished-Bowl-46

Heyoooooooo!!!


febrileairplane

All Democrat. Unfortunately he didn't come across the aisle. Just across a desk. I'll show myself out.


jadnich

He was just there to filibuster


Virtual_Ad5748

Filthibuster


ascbm16

Filibuster nut


NotTrumpsAlt

Fillhisbutter


bebejeebies

I'm dying because filibuster is my safe word.


Voiceofsand

fillabuster


febrileairplane

Eye oh


HPHatescrafts

Yeah you can tell because they were consenting adults.


heyniceguy42

It was a Democrat staffer, who was most recently known for screaming “free Palestine” at Republicans.


CoolGap4480

Maybe he named his Arsehole Palestine?


[deleted]

At least it wasn’t an actual Senator but damn, he’d get hanged by the people he supports for that kinda shit


EighteenAndAmused

The solution to gay oppression is not commit a genocide.


Medical_Ad0716

Just because you don’t agree with genocide, doesn’t mean you support the people being senselessly murdered.


bigdummydumdumdum

Yeah and I also don't think the IDF missiles ask people for their views on LGBTQ+ rights before murdering them. People also neglect to mention how half of Palestine's population is children. Do they think it's justified to kill children if they are a bigot?


Professional_Car9475

Unless he was hung


Equerry64

This is not how you justify genocide.


MechaTeemo167

Isreal wouldn't treat him any better my guy. The solution to homophobia is not genocide. You're disgusting.


OriginalUser321

Right he should support the u.s more, it's not like they've had deplorable moral positions and commit indiscriminate acts of violence to a certain group of people. 😅


Sapphire_Squid

*cough cough* Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc *cough cough*


uncletedradiance

Nothing wrong with the Afghanistan war. Country is run by literal terrorist islamo-fascists.


Significant_Monk_251

>Nothing wrong with the Afghanistan war. Even if we take that as true for the sake of discussion, there's still the problem of how the U.S. *executed* that war.


BigAssSlushy69

Yeah ... Wonder who supported those guys in the 80s and got them into power definitely don't look into that


[deleted]

You mean in the 80s when all the conservatives were like “These are the good guys and you’re a piece of shit communist if you disagree” and then like a couple years later all the conservatives were like “These are the bad guys and you’re a piece of shit terrorist if you disagree” but it was the same guys?


lol_alex

Watch Rambo 3 for a historically accurate view into why the US gave weapons to the Taliban. No, I‘m joking. Watch Charlie Wilson‘s War instead. It‘s really good.


uhhderr

You misspelled “stuffer”, but who was the stuffee?


3rdp0st

You mean "Democratic." "Democrat" is a noun, and using it improperly makes you sound like you're reciting NewSpeak.


gaymenfucking

To me it just sounds like he’s referring to the political party instead of someone who supports or engages in democracy. Have you considered removing the large stick wedged in your asshole?


3rdp0st

>To me it just sounds like Cool opinion. That's not what's going on.


gaymenfucking

It’s exactly what’s going on though. There’s no censorship ministry forcing people to stop saying democratic when referring to the democrats, it’s just the natural result of people trying to differentiate between the party and the concept. Your comparison is ridiculous and your quest to make people speak how you want them to is futile.


Nulagrithom

bro got his ass drilled on the senate floor and you're arguing about grammar??


3rdp0st

Not so much grammar as NewSpeak. I find it double-plus-un-good. "Democratic" has a positive connotation. You can spot right wingers parroting propaganda by their use of "Democrat" as an adjective. They don't want to describe The Enemy using a word which has positive connotation. "Democrat cities," "Democrat voters," "Democrat donors." Shut the fuck up or speak like a normal human. When your partisanship seeps into your language you probably need to take a step back and touch grass. As for the perpetrators, I don't care. That's probably the only consensual sodomy to happen in the Senate. The rest of us have been fucked in the senate for decades and they didn't offer us lube.


BigAssSlushy69

This guy is an active member of the tim pool subreddit lmao you're a loser man


jadnich

Bipartisan?


chazd1984

I guess the space should be used for something.


Spader113

If I had a nickel for every time a senate meeting got interrupted by porn, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.


Major_Awquidity

His cheeks were partisan.


TheDevilsDominium

Boys will be ^in boys


Successful-Floor-738

**AGAIN?**


DaiLi69

Here's [the news article on it](https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html)


waerer777

Pics and link or it never happened


Budget-Sheepherder77

That's fucking disgusting, yk what I wanna see the link of this very ew disgusting video


rixendeb

It's out there but its censored and you can tell it was only filmed to show off the room lol.


GrandDukeOfNowhere

That's why in the British parliament the opposition benches are two sword-lengths away


milotomic

So... about six inches?


ItsTheGreenEngineer

That's it?


TheEyeofNapoleon

So that’s why the republican senators keep wearing shorts.


AlrightStopHammatime

It was a Democrat affiliated individual, but go on bro.


CrimsonChymist

You're getting downvoted for telling the truth just because it doesn't align with the jokes they want to make. So sad.


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Signal-Blackberry356

No one is downvoting him, stop pushing your agenda


CrimsonChymist

They were when I made the comment. He was at -5. Stop and think for a second that vote ratios change over time before you make comments like this.


A_WaterHose

Good for him :)


Brief-Internal9041

say gex in the senate


medney

I AM THE SENATE


SnooChickens1226

I AM A SURGEON


ProdiasKaj

AND MY AX


Pale-Wave-9382

AND THY ROD AND STAFF!


melmac76

They… comfort me?


Pale-Wave-9382

Find comfort in thine self.


AmorphousVoice

Physician, heal thyself!


rollerstick1

I am IN the senate.


SovietFemboy

DON’T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR


DizzyFlaco

NOT YET


CheckYourStats

I’ll try twisting and jerking. That’s a good trick!


s0larium_live

gex in the senate


GimmeAWut

At least 100. Maybe even 1,000 or 10,000 gex


tayloline29

Do you know what gay people call gay sex? Sex. No. We also call it gay sex because it's hilarious that people call it gay sex when it is just sex.


willogical85

So I already needed a man, but now I really need a man so I can look in his eyes, lean in, and whisper, "So, are you gonna do gay sex to me tonight?"


DigitalAmy0426

I'm sure you know this but marry the man that manages to one up this. 🤣❤️


1tanfastic1

It’s tail time!


Ohigetjokes

The specific joke will depend on the timing, but strictly speaking it’s a good joke on literally any day.


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Aldo for any congress around the world.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w\_VwP8yf5TI


Reddit_Foxx

Risky click, but totally worth it.


PeeweeSherman12

Also they extended a bill to spy on you through public wifi.


AlkalineSublime

That blows. Although I always assumed they were already doing that.


SwitchbackHiker

They were


semper-noctem

Are*


offthewall_77

But also were*


TheGR8Dantini

And will be again


i_just_want_2learn

The blowing or the spying?


ronalda777

Yes.


Mar_Iguana317

They used to. They still do but they used to too.


zerohourcalm

Notice it says extended.


AlkalineSublime

Yeah I missed that part at first glance, then I noticed it and started to write an addendum, and then made myself stop because I thought i was overthinking it, now I’m reading your comment and I’m back to thinking I should have addressed it. So here we are.


AhegaoTankGuy

Ain't that just the way.


AlkalineSublime

It sure the hell is amigo. It sure the hell is..


KnavishFool

Yea that's been a thing for awhile


PeeweeSherman12

Yep but they extended four months.


Bpbucks268

As long as it’s not a car warranty.


NoDryHands

Isn't the main selling point of VPN companies about how unsafe public WiFi is and that you should use VPNs if you're going to use it?


RollChi

spy on you through wifi* They wouldn’t be silly enough to ACTUALLY put restrictions on their unwarranted surveillance of American Citizens


[deleted]

Amazing that it somehow doesn't already work with the patriot act.


BeerandGuns

The government is just trying to [help](https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw?si=6prPHrordNqt8bsM) its citizens.


pukakahiko

I just found out before I saw your post. See a [screenshot](https://imgur.com/IDqcmIA) of my feed.


The_Lost_Hero

Why did I click it 💀


y-itrydntpoltic

At least it’s not a rock roll


ohmygodethan

Dude yesssss!! That's so awesome 👍👍😎


No_Squirrel4806

The video didnt make my day but it made the guys whole weak 😌😌😌


mrsquenap

Hole*


i_just_want_2learn

*gays


whitestguyuknow

That kinda ruins the pun


Imaginary-Syllabub-8

Funny on SNL and funny now.


Own_Contribution_480

Dude filibusted


RaptureAusculation

Lmao😂😂😂


TheParlayMonster

That’s a NY Post quality title!


LittleWaithu

Is it true or a fake story?


Erebos555

It's true. Google it. There's videos.


ohmygodethan

What an absolute Chad. Bro filmed his only fans content in the main room of a united states' federal building. He's def catching massive federal charges, but I bet this is some perk g a y porn yo. What a story to tell while you In Prison!!!!


Equoniz

It was just a hearing room in a senate office building. If it was actually in the capitol building I’d really be impressed, *especially* if it was actually on the floor of the senate.


Nulagrithom

I'm oddly disappointed?


InternationalRead925

One of the least hypocritical things to happen in that room...


robsteezy

This is my favorite comment.


therealityofthings

I find it really hard to believe that this is the first time gay sex has happened in the Senate Hearing room.


genericav4cado

anyone have a link? for a friend of course


[deleted]

someone posted a link to a video on [twitter](https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1735800531505848657?s=20) another person commented a [screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/Xj3F8opb4B) with some news headline there’s a lot of news articles being posted, but i couldn’t see the video being directly posted to them. there’s apparently heaps more videos about it, but i can’t be bothered to search past these two


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genericav4cado

🤨


A_Texan_Coke_Addict

Holy fucking shit reality is a better comedian than any human ever will be


DaiLi69

There's no way this is real. Edit: [Holy shit its real lmao](https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html)


lerbertsherbert

what does sam sulek have to do with this


Tigermeow7

Everything.


Affectionate_Pain846

Damn if you aren't right. Just saw it.


Doot-Doot-the-channl

The joke is gay sex


17R3W

That's not a meme, that's just porn dot GIF


danofrhs

Say


NotTrumpsAlt

Soo isn’t this illegal, like revenge porn ?


Signal-Blackberry356

Not when you’re in a public space/


[deleted]

glay smex ✨vigorously helicopters penis✨


witchghosti

Fuck it, at least something happy happened there


NoDent420

They didn't skip cardio


eyelessred

Typing US senate on google would literally answer this


Guest65726

Probably the most productive thing to happen in there all month


TheRa1nyKingdom

Gabe orn 😔


my-love-assassin

Lmao this doesn't seem like a big deal tbh, did they put down a towel at least? Still cleaner than Jan 6


funnyshmoe

I think it's about fillingbuster.


Slingringer

Cocaine in the white house. Gay sex in the senate. Glad the adults are back in charge.


Master_Xenu

Wag the dog, put attention on some other story and secretly erode your rights further.


mikeyil

This could've easily been figured out by Googling today's US news.


mikeyil

Idk why I'm being downvoted! I'm right!


Equoniz

Because everyone downvoting you knows this sub is often just used as an excuse to spread jokes rather than inform anyone of anything, and they approve.


cat_herder_64

You're not. This may surprise you but the world consists of more than just the U.S., so we (I'm representing the rest of the world here) don't check the US news as a default. There's not quite enough context to warrant it. It wasn't until someone thoughtfully provided a link that I could make sense of it. Randy little buggers... :)


mikeyil

Yes, I understand that. But if this meme said "UK parliament", that would've been enough for me to Google. No where did I assume or imply people might check or even encounter US news by default.