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Dina-M

Ah. Classic "While you nerds did nerdy things, I got LAID" vibes. With a heavy dose of "kids today are glued to their damn phones, they need to get LAID" on the side. How very hilarious.


drmanhattanmar

It's so funny I laughed my ass off. Oh, it's still there... Which means... šŸ˜±


that_emo_elf

It's not even half-assed humor?


drmanhattanmar

Same level as: Helium walks into a bar. The waiter says: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here!". Helium does not react. You know what I say to that? He He He He He


Danyavich

Nah, that joke is actually funny in an extremely dad joke way. It also doesn't take shots at people and equate humor with putting others down, so it clearly rises above the other.


drmanhattanmar

I meant same level as "half-assed Humor". The original joke is dumb.


drmanhattanmar

Hehehe


Emerald_Knight2814

It's so funny I forgot to laugh


sweaterbuckets

I don't think it's totally bommerist to acknowledge that smartphones have radically changed the way teens play, date, and interact with the world. Throw a little nostalgia in the mix, and you've got this meme.


Dina-M

I don't know what "bommerist" is, but I do know that people who brag about how much sex they get are usually lying.


SaltySweetSt

I think they are referring to the fact that statistically young people are having less and less sex as the years go on.


Dina-M

Which is where the "kids today are glued to their damn phones, they need to get LAID" attitude comes in. \^\_\^


sweaterbuckets

This meme isn't about having sex.


Dina-M

Suuuuuuuure it isn't....


sweaterbuckets

? Do you seriously not understand the idea of nostalgia? Did you never experience having a young crush and meeting up with said crush at a mutual friends house with a bunch of other kids where you played stupid games like this and light as a feather? And you got goosebumps when the game allowed you to touch her a little bit. You'd be flying on a kite for days after that kind of thing. If you've never experienced that, I would guess you might think this is about sex. But it aint.


Dina-M

Nah, it's about sex. And about shaming kids today for not having it. If it had been nostalgia, it would have been phrased differently.


sweaterbuckets

nah, its not.


Dina-M

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it's not.


sweaterbuckets

yup, I agree.


DLS4BZ

I got laid BECAUSE of technology (early dating websites). Yeah, i'm old.


Axendil

That or "I went to parties and socialised in person"


Dina-M

Just looking at that picture you KNOW that's not what they mean.


Whisky_Delta

Well son, thatā€™s why your mother and I are 16 years older than you and have been trapped in a loveless marriage we canā€™t escape due to family pressure and have warped your sense of what a healthy relationship looks like.


leafbelly

Wow! You really read a lot into those two sentences. lmao I just took it as "this was all we had to do." I mean, it's not like you can't still play "Spin the Bottle" now.


Dina-M

Oh, no, it's definitely meant as "our generation was superior cause you do nerdy stuff like fiddling with smartphones while we gor LAID." Classic boomer sneering about kids today with a touch of virgin-shaming.


randomnegative5

This is a game called spin the bottle. You spin a bottle that is in the center of a circle of several people, and if it lands on them, you kiss them.


VALVOR4life

Yea but how does it have anything to do with the text


russellzerotohero

Itā€™s saying they had a better childhood than people with smartphones. Itā€™s a boomer joke.


BrotherCaptainMarcus

I donā€™t think itā€™s implying it was better. Just that they found things to do.


randbot5000

i mean, from the meme, more like they found PEOPLE to do.


Jumpy_Courage

No, the joke is that it was better


leafbelly

That would make sense if you couldn't play "Spin the Bottle" today, but you still can so I don't see that at all.


Virtual-Okra6996

No, the joke is that it was better.


leafbelly

It's not implying it was better. You're just inferring that it was better. It's just saying that was all people had to do.


randomnegative5

Well instead of using smartphones they kiss eachother


OCactusCoolerG

Man I wish we were still able to kiss people nowadays..


Mysterious_Fly7334

I miss the good ol days when we used to kiss... all these Gen z millennials are to busy making some of those pronouns on their I phone's to be kissing


hairtrigger08

Sounds like a surefire way to get herpes


TomBirkenstock

Yep. Can you imagine how many cooties were being passed around back then?


sweaterbuckets

lol. are you being for real?


SoylentGrunt

Sell some plasma and buy a life.


sweaterbuckets

wtf are you talking about? what was that other comment you deleted, btw?


HipposAndBonobos

Have you tried making out with your smartphone? People will tell you an Apple is better for this, but take it from me and get an Android.


wheresmycalzone

itā€™s implying thatā€™s how they wasted time without smartphones


Tiredofthemisinfo

We had different ways of having fun back then, and sometimes it included other people in person


Topical_Paradise

He is sarcastically saying 'somehow we did' when what he means is that he had a much more enjoyable childhood than you I can attest that as a 15 year old in the mid 80s there were few things more fun than spending a rainy Saturday afternoon playing spin the bottle and truth or dare


XavierBliss

You really need it spelled out this badly for you? Are you afraid of rubbing those two brain cells together too hard, or are you missing the other?


Ger_It

I remember it as Truth or Dare from school. I never participated in any because I didn't want to tell any one about myself :(


JimmyGimbo

Iā€™m way too bothered by the ā€œdad/sonā€ framing. As a child of boomers, I was well into adulthood before smartphones as we know them became ubiquitous. The oldest people to have lived in a world without them are in their late teens.


---IV---

A lot of boomers had kids late, my roommate is a Gen Z, and his parents are boomers


Ryancmoore360

Dad's painting themselves as badasses while in reality many were nerds going to star trek conventions.


Odd_Apartment_2647

Yup where they would kiss OTHER nerds. Ask me how I know..


Ryancmoore360

I'm sorry you were born from nerds.


hacefrio2

This is all very fitting


New-Interaction1893

... and this is how I met you mother the first time. (I was the one taking the photo)


brawlkid28

Lol


Mysterious-End-2185

To be fair, kissing games are more fun than smartphones.


Frysenberg1

Spin the bottle was tinder for the 90's


SuQ_mud

Yet this is the exact kind of behavior parents destroy their kids lives over these days. My parents kept me locked up in the house and never allowed me to have any real friends.


Imispellalot2

7UP FTW


Zetshia

And this is why their entire generation got oral herpes that they then negligently passed on to their kids.


BOT_the_DIP

'Smart' Phones cause cancer.....See how the media lies to you yet? BUT YOU NEED ONE!


KilgoreTroutPfc

They played spin the bottle to entertain themselves instead.


ohmygodethan

Roblox


Ast3r10n

Never found the appeal of that. Wow you got a kiss, so rad.


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00L0i

I meanā€¦ the meme is stupid but itā€™s okay to have sex my guy.