Still not as unlucky as the one that met Randy Johnson’s fastball.

I already know the video even if I don't know who Randy Johnson is. Little bird was pulverized.

Hey man that bird didn't feel a thing. That ball knocked that bird into a higher dimension. All it left behind were feathers

Yeah I don't believe that part about the feathers being all that's left

well, feathers and the pink mist

You can see the bird's body fall down in the video but it lands where Randy is kinda blocking it from the camera https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=kQ2YNOmcMZSR6FOn

Anyone remember the call on the pitch?

If a pitched ball strikes an animal, the ball is dead (in this case, the animal is also dead) and all baserunners return to their original bases. If a batted ball strikes an animal, the ball is in play and any baserunners are free to advance

This guy umps.

If the animal grabs the batted ball is the fielder free to grab the animal and throw it to first.

That would probably be a judgment call depending on what exactly happens, but if it's a squirrel or something that you could pick up with the ball, I guess it would count...?

What if an alligator eats a runner, then barfs him up on the next base?

If you tag the alligator while the runner is inside its stomach then the alligator counts as “equipment” and the runner is out. By the same token if the alligator reaches base before the tag is applied then the runner is safe unless he is vomited away from the bag, at which point you can tag the runner and he’ll be out. And traumatized.

Wasn't there an older video of a ball getting stuck in a glove so the fielder just threw the whole ball/glove combo instead? It counts as far as I know, I don't think it would be any different with an animal (warning: do not attempt with an alligator)

I've seen two videos of this! It did indeed count. I also expect the same result with an animal. Ball is there, it counts!

Idk about throwing the dog, but you sure could pick it up and try to tag the surprised baserunner.

"Fowl"?

Looked like ump got some backspray

Im sure there was more but it was on 90s VHS quality video we are talking the entire bird was 11.5 pixels. Yes .5 pixels dont ask me how crts did pixels....They didnt but I digress.

Bro what the fuck is a vhs?

Ah that's this disease affecting women nowadays. Very high standards!/s Honestly ladies y'all gotta raise that bar a bit.

Gotta adjust their tracking a bit

[It blowed up real good](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtkQX7lWgAgROMG.jpg)

During the video, all I could think was "how can this end up worse than the Randy Johnson bird?" and hoped someone had referenced it. Well done.

Exactly

We were on a road trip once an my wife was driving. The speed limit was 70 and that's what she was doing. A bird hit the wind screen right in front of her. Instant death. My wife never moved out of her lane and kept on driving. To this day I tell her it's the best piece of driving I've ever seen.

I’ve had this happen with a squirrel basically throwing itself into my grille. At a certain point, it just happens so fast that by the time your brain starts considering how and whether to react, it’s already happened

Of all the fastballs to get hit by it had to be the 100 mph fastball from the hand of a 7 foot tall giant 

When you think about it there are 8 billion people on the planet and this bird got hit by the last of the 8 billion people that you would choose to hit you with a pitch. 

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Or Fabio's goose

I only know of this cause of the Adam Savage video

Wait…what? lol

Fabio went on a rollercoaster and hit a goose with his face, [which lead to a bloody nose.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjAYxpXUklc)

That’s fucking crazy.

He's a photographer now and his company logo is a dead bird 😆

What? lol

Or the one that met Andrea Iannone's helmet

Came here to say the same thing

Or the video where the lady hit a bird with a golf ball.

Or the one that met Fabio in person

Or the one that smashed into Fabio's face on a rollercoaster.

Wait…. Hhh*what*?

Exactly why I'm here

That just reminded me of the one rabbit 😮‍💨😮‍💨 https://youtu.be/TSVN9ssTiIg?feature=shared

did that man just get a bird up his ass?

Yes

He's been sweet Dee'd.

[удалено]

Fabio checking in.

A goose at Busch gardens, Williamsburg [honk honk mother fucker ](https://people.com/thmb/rJx37LU4vrpH3SaFUdaAWuY2SkE=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(999x305:1001x307)/fabio-9f7bc23362664451b405db1f029da724.jpg)

I can't be the only Brit who read this as his other half being kinky

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

that would be difficult to explain to the doctor if not for the video

Is this where the word ”birdie” came to golf?

I think it's in the official rules that if you hit a bird mid-flight with a drive it's a hole in one.

Shitbird

Nah, he just got goosed.

this is how avian flu starts

Still not as bad as the one shot by a cannon in Malta. [poof](https://youtu.be/qY8v8CVGV58?si=S00b7lV2_Sh3O2Lu)

That one always makes me laugh. XD

Came to comment that one 💪

Hopefully that bird gets to tell this story.

"The ass crack that buried me" ~ that bird, probably

The worlds unluckiest bird had to be the [one hit by Randy Johnson’s baseball](https://youtu.be/Ih_ovjbwQGk?si=fhMJhf916osBgjQj) at 100 miles an hour

I can't decide if being instantly killed by a 100mph baseball or being drown to death by a random guys ass is worse. I wonder if the cliff jumper broke the birds neck or if it died or what.

This is why Randy's bird is THE unluckiest. 100% that dude is dead

Well if you're gonna die, I'd say drowning by some dudes ass if far worse then an instant death of a 100mph fastball

I'll go with a high and inside fastball.....no time for pain or even 1 thought

Facts.

Dude hunts like a falcon. High speed strike from above.

I dunno, The goose 🪿 that flew into [Fabio's ](https://people.com/thmb/rJx37LU4vrpH3SaFUdaAWuY2SkE=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(999x305:1001x307)/fabio-9f7bc23362664451b405db1f029da724.jpg) face at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg was equally unlucky.

you probs need to fix your [hyperlink](https://people.com/thmb/rJx37LU4vrpH3SaFUdaAWuY2SkE=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale(\):max_bytes(150000\):strip_icc(\):focal(999x305:1001x307\)/fabio-9f7bc23362664451b405db1f029da724.jpg)

Thanks. Not sure what to fix though, it works perfectly for me on my phone and PC. What is broken with it?

[This is what it looks like on desktop](https://i.imgur.com/Em8jmZH.png)

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Or the seagull that smashed into Iannoe's helmet while riding his motorbike at Phillip Island, Australia in motogp https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/moto-gp-racer-kills-seagull-6655193

A friend of mine was attending a historical re-enactment event some years back, and they were doing some target practice with a ballista, using rubber-tipped bolts at a high target. Well, some poor crow had a very bad day, having been minding its own business up until the point it was shot out of the fucking sky, completely unintentionally by a bolt.

I dig the tune they're playing.

[Baianá ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=5UWibUuv07w&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dboa%2Bnoite%2Boovo%2Bque%2Beu%2Bcheguei%2Bmas%2Ba%26oq%3Dboa%2Bnoite%2Boovo%2Bque%2Beu%2Bcheguei%2Bmas%2Ba%26gs_lcrp%3DEgZjaHJvbWUyB&source_ve_path=MCwwLDI4MjQwLDI4NjY2&feature=emb_logo)

That's Clozee's remix on Biana https://youtu.be/SHUAwlOHsJM?si=I-eHEc48JiqWzffN

Since this day he has been called Toruk Makto.

Other geese: and this is why we bite the humans whenever we can.

Did the Hancock move

Where's this place? It's beautiful

I think it may be the west coast of Ireland

It's not everyday you see something you couldn't have imagined. This is the most unexpected of the month!

Great run for # 2, but the unluckiest bird ever disappeared in a cloud of feathers, blood, and a Randy Johnson fastball

ITT: a surprising amount of unlucky birds

Jokes on you, the bird has a lemmiwinks fetish.

right in the pooper

Ganondorf down air.

Dr. Doom foot dive

"Last Shadow."

https://youtu.be/sCnlbmN4SHU?si=0GDziNPwATf78k8R Music

That bird met Toruk Makto

Pretty sure that's the bird that's been shitting on his vehicle

As a bird you probably don't expect to get dropkicked like, ever

Never seen the Randy Johnson pitch I guess.

World's unluckiest ~~bird~~ government spy drone. r/birdsarntreal

No, you're supposed to jump up off the bird's back like in Kung Fu Hustle.

Is the bird okay?

No

Are you sure?

No

Neither am I. I was hoping somebody who knows the bird would answer.

I actually talked to the bird right after it happened, it said "quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack" hope this helps

That doesn't sound like something that bird would say. How do I know you're telling the truth?

Trust him....this dude birds

Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

Rara Avis! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_ovjbwQGk

Thought it was going to be a repost of the bird that tried to land on a flying helicopter.

Song?

They birdered it.

[How the bird says it happend.](https://youtu.be/vqzUmJmWRYw)

Bullseye!

The albino grizzly still stands alone

Master Hunter casually trapping birds by hand.

I don’t think they actually collided because you can see the bird dive right before he hits the water and two distinct splashes

Possibly the first bird ever to be struck by a human mid-air

perfect timing at its finest

did the bird survived?

Ireland?

I love that we see that, then the cameraman pans up to the horizon!

It's about time a human shit on a bird from above.

Song?

Unlucky? That bird pooped on my car. This is karma.

What an asshole doing this near a bird nesting cliff area.

I believe he is cliff diving. Though he has terrible form.

I'm glad we got this review from a cliff diving expert, straight from his armchair.

It looks just like cliff faces in the UK that are protected areas precisely because of the birds that use them. Even in this clip, you can see there are birds on ledges. He shouldn't be doing stupid stunts near them.

Still not as unlucky as the ones that get shot in Duck Hunt, with that piss poor aim system and annoying dog.

Little do you know this is a new Bird v. Man water wrestling show. Team Man won this round. Caw-caw!!

Still not as bad as the ones that get shredded in airplane turbines

I don’t remember this scene of Harry Potter when searching for the horcrux. “Errol” Bloody stupid bird. “It wouldn’t be the first time he’d collapsed on a delivery”

Almost looks like the birds sees his dumbass coming and dives in the water to avoid it.

He had so much time to fuck that up.bbtw my girlfriend is Kristen wiig.