Lil mofo cleans your hood better than it's looked in years, and you STILL ran him over? Ice cold

Yo, you know that snake was cold blooded.

Haha, touché!

Where'ma going'na poool ova!?

The most aussie conversation you’ll ever hear

There's a snaek on the cah

Gawd I'm so happy that I turned on the sound after reading this comment

me3

You called that’s a knife? This is a knife.

Oh, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!

I'm starting to understand why people loved Steve Irwin talking about animals.

Most Aussies have more respect for the wildlife.

Yep, sound like bogan Queenslanders to me.

"well he's gonna fuckin die"

I scrolled past/read this at the same time he said it in the video.

You just got *narrated*

Nah that would be subtitled

I think it's a vindscreen viper

Lol!!!!!

God damn it lmao

He vants to vash and vipe your vindscreen

God damn it.

These are the most Aussie Aussies I've ever heard.

It's so Aussie that you know it even before the conversation starts.

“Well it’s gonna fuckin’ dai”-this guy 2022

\-Can't do anything, there's nowhere to pull over here "I just think we should pull over" \-Oh, where am I going to pull over?! "I'm just saying, we should pull over" ​ Wow, that is such a classic conversation

While we all look at the space on the left built so cars can pullover...

Nah half his car would still be on the road. Or half his car has to be off the shoulder

Looks like a reasonably flat shoulder - I'd have just pulled over, but maybe that's just me

There was plenty of room for them to pull over lol

The right shoulder was flat/clear

Granted I'm an American, but people can stop their cars and park in the middle of the road (mostly in the city) and people know to wait to drive around them. In NJ, if there's enough room to leave someone thinking they might be able to squeeze past you with only the possibility of not shredding their side mirror and doors open, they're gonna gun it.

Painful... And not just for the snake

That looks like a green tree snake, those are really dangerous: https://awpc.org.au/green-tree-snakes-are-the-most-dangerous-heres-why/

Clicked as I have no knowledge of snakes at all. Didn't realise any snake could be that dangerous!

Just catastrophic jeez, shared with all my hiking and camping groups.

took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what was going on here

Christ on a cracker! Those things are the masters of disaster!

Little guy fell off RIGHT before the finish line

LMFAO when it starts just wildly thrashing around half-way through. And the commentary. Everything. Just superb.

Did anyone else hear Kermit yell "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Retractable hood ornament

this is the funniest video ive seen in awhile. Australians have ***mastered*** swearing

Kid in the back too. Gotta make sure that 4 year old can talk Aussie. Having my fivr year old describe someone as shit for brains, proudest day of my life.

He didn't call the snake a cunt though. He really should have.

Only in Australia.

Classic Pacific Highway shenanigans.

Oi, cunt! We’ve been trying to reach you about your ute’s extended warranty.

poor lil basturd lol i laughed at this way too hard

He is a cute little guy I hope he was alright

He survived I believed.

That was a wild ride.

Mr Snake's Wild Ride.

Omg 💀 do we sound like that?

Only if you're a Westie.

Oh good.

Or a Queenslander.

Ah fuck mate

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAKE

Trevor Noah?

When it's windy on the nudist beach

Never seen snake zoomies, but there's a first for everything

IM TIRED OF THESE MF'ING SNAKES ON THIS MF'ING LANE!!!

Indian snake: rebirth

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Australia. Where everything wants to kill you and camps in your car.

Snake looks tired and couldnt stay still

Your windshield wipers a little low there

Fuck i love aussies , funny dynamic between the gf and bf , shes so empathetic and him just saying awh well its gonna fuckin die!.

Wow...that driver is a real dick....

You're soft.

Yup. 100%

To people who are cussing the driver over why he didn't pull over BECAUSE There's law even in EU that if you stop at highway (unless you find a parking) you will go straight to jail because you put on high risk people for car accident. That and even on emergency road you can still be in trouble unless you inform the company that control and maintain the highroad

In Australia, you can pull over if it's an emergency, but the Pacific Highway is full of dozey or distracted drivers. Best off taking the next rest stop or exit first, then deal with the issue.

Yeah this ain't the EU lol. You can pull over into an emergency lane on a highway here if there's, you know, an emergency, and it's safe to do so.

But what if your tire goes flat and you have no choice?

straight to jail then 🤷‍♀️ bc that makes sense for some reason.

>:( for how long? Will that affect future employment opportunities?

Only if you're a mechanic.

Dude couldn't just pull over real quick, give lil guy a chance? That's just sad😕😔

Theya was nowhere to pull ova

mate

Risk a highway crash for a snake? No thanks.

Couldn’t you have stopped and let the poor thing live? Why be so cruel?

That was so sad to watch… and I fucking HATE snakes.

lol Poor little danger noodle. There's no where to pull off? Get your eyes checked mate.

Gotta say. Not a fan of the guy in the audio.

Windshield viper

Or be a decent human being and pull over and take it off instead of the arsehole whiney pos you are!

Yea and get that kid in danger too

This makes me sad :( poor buddy was probably terrified and couldn’t hold on to anything. These ppl could have pulled over at any point and let him slip off and instead they sped up and watched him suffer just to run him over. Some ppl have no respect for animals and nature.

How hard can it be just to stop on the shoulder for a moment?

The shoulder on that road looked too thin to pull over safely.

Yeah, you don't want to stop on the shoulder of the Pacific Highway unless you absolutely have to. Find a rest stop or exit first.

Pull over and let it go.

Daddy's a bit of an insensitive prick.

Why didn’t they just sssssstop?

Or at least slow down and turn on hazards

because its a highway, and the shoulder looks too thin to safely pullover. Besides, even if they do stop safely, what next? Noones gonna touch the snake it's dangerous and risky as hell.

What a couple of fucking assholes. Pull over, already. How is this even a choice?

My family vs green snake? Be fucked, It's not even a choice.

Found shit for brains

I fucking hate people. He had plenty of opportunity to pull over. fucking assholes everywhere!!

Please provide the time stamp where you saw a suitable place to pull over

I'm just saying, he should have pulled over

Endangering his entire family? I trucker not paying enough attention and it takes a whole family out. I care for animals but I would never pull over on a highway.

They were just referencing a line in the video. 😅

Thank you for defending my honor

*stands with chest overexaggeratingly puffed up, hands on hips, and leg propped up like an impromptu Captain Morgan's commercial* #*YOU'RE WELCOME CITIZEN.* Seriously though 😅, have a good day Furo'. 🤙

What a trashy man, "can't pull over", dick, there is an emergency lane right there.

Bloody love it

Fuckin art

Not cursing like that with a kid in the cah💀

What does he mean there's nowhere to pull over? The jackass ever heard of a shoulder?

People, it's just a snake. It's not as though they chose speficially to torture the thing; it's just darwinism taking its course; this made not remotely a whisper in the wind on the world turning forward so understandably getting upset about something you can't change or even prevent future outcomes of is just wasted breath and negative emotions clogging your body and mind. My unsolicited advice would be to downvote/report if you feel it necessary and move along with your day to content and things that make you more cheerful in this bleak world we live in. 🤷‍♂️

Wonder how many of these people complaining have outdoor cats running around killing all kinds of shit.

Only an Aussie can calmly say: Oi let's pull over and take this fucker off our hood" with out taking into account whether the snake is poisonous or not

HMMM ,Australia.

I'm not gonna pull ovaaaahh

maybe please make your lights on and show that you need to hold. what tha frick this indeed made me giggle a bit.

Puhl ovah, i caannt

Just rope saying nope

Bro feeling wind resistance first time in life

Someone needs to put shadow of the collouss music over this

"Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!!!"

Okay but what happened to the snake after? Was he okay?? Did he die???

Just a bad case of whiplash.

If I had to guess, it’s probably Australia. *unmutes* Oh. Yup.

So aussie

Such am Aussie family reaction

3 year old in the back “what’s that daddy” A FUCKIN SNAAAKE MATE!

Was the bump at the end him running over the snake?

He resisted more than Old Solid Snake during the microwave section

Its gonna fuking doy

Was it wrong that I was laughing like a madman at that? I'm still wiping tears away.

Didn’t this guy just skydive with the snake. That snake sure had the same moves.

This is the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen/heard.

'straya at its best :D

Lmfao that was one of the best narrated videos I’ve ever seen. Poor little snek

I don't remember this episode of Bluey.

Fuck I love listening to aussies talk

Hood wiper 🐍

I would be driving backwards as fast as I fucking could.

I love it just how much of their conversation is the word FUCK, then at the end you hear a kid in the back. Classic Aussies.

Aw, poor thing.

You spin me right wound like a viper baby round round

This was some funny shit..

Snakes have no arms. That’s why they don’t wear vests.

Imagine pulling over to cops with this. They'll abort and drive away.

I feel awful for laughing

He's getting longaaaa

Snek dance

Something tells me that snake lost more than his lunch

I bet the radiator was getting too hot so the snake tried to get away from being burned.

Ssssssssstop!

For an Aussie to not know how harmless a green tree snake is, is pretty piss poor. Fkn pussy

Looks like your serpentine belt needs replacing

Omg I couldn't stop laughing 🤣 poor danger noodle 🤣

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Straya!

Metal Gear Solid: Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaake!!!!

"he's gettin longaAaaa"

fkn idiots! id ur ALREADY invested wtf is this!?

« Snake ? Snaaake ???!!! Snaaaaaaaakkkeeeeee ??!!!!!! »

Bruh green tree snakes aren’t even venomous Just pick it by it’s tail and throw it aside

There Issa snaaaek in cahhh, faaakn saaanek lol 😂