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Joyarda

She doesn't know, don't tell her either, let her be happy


Global-Zombie

Or she’ll test the weaponry on you.


Jesterskull25

Meanwhile in another universe where Fallout is a game and been next gen updated..... Commentors are basically doing the same thing.... Just like you reader.


redryan1989

Here here. Let's see how this plays out....I mean, for love and all that.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I’ve watched stranger porn


RepresentativeYam261

idk wether to up or downvote this


Wild-Lychee-3312

Yes, yes, we’ve all seen the “Best of FISTO” videos.


Ok_Fox7765

Just put in the sentry AI companion from CC, assuming you have it. Boom, instant robot for the assaultron


Rats_In_Boxes

Yeah, don't kink shame.


No-Cap6787

She knows but love is blind. Those rusty biceps get her going


Substantial_Bell6008

What if we kissed underneath the power armor station? lol just kidding… unless…?


Sharion_inuyatt

Now I have an idea, what if I equip that armor?


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

She’s human-phobic and will rip through the suit to rearrange your insides (in the not fun way)


Digger1998

Just saw a story where someone did this with a butt plug and an MRI machine. The anal rail gun of agony


Hadron86376

yeah (also that technically is a railgun lol)


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Railed by the railgun.


some-random-blyat

Tfw springlocked


Whats_ligma619

What if we mashed our metal faceplates into eachother 🥺👉👈(sorry)


ILawI1898

Well now you have me thinking of a Fallout fan romance novel of a robot hitting on someone in power armor thinking they’re also a robot. They talk, she listens, eventually growing very fond over eachother despite the secret that’s regularly ignored, watching each other’s backs and whilst saving eachother’s bacon time and time again. Eventually this cultivates in the “liar’s revealed” arc at the end where the human is revealed and all hell breaks loose


LONER18

But maybe the story can have a happy ending and the Assaultron pulls a Curie? For love. (Robot into a synth body)


ILawI1898

Oh happy ending for sure, but since I’m writing this the robot stays a robot (I like “robot” robots)


spiritplumber

you'll be surprised to learn that this was written in the 1960s. Look up "The Nonexistent Knight"


Global-Zombie

Imagine if we see a working one in season two. That means two things.


DiaBoloix

And for 3 seconds before showing it, you can hear the weapon charging. Instant underwear change up


PigeonMother

*'Fuck fuck fuck fuck!'*


Wild-Lychee-3312

That sound haunts my nightmares


Quirky-Chemistry-978

I wanna see that new Boston Dynamics robot wear Assaultron cosplay


PUREChron

What would it mean exactly? Sorry, just finished F3 for the first time in years as I'm trying to brush up on the lore.


Global-Zombie

Id have to ask if you ever played new Vegas and did the atomic wrangler quest


Warchadlo16

"My eye is up here, Power Armor"


Leif_Lightborn

To anyone watching anime porn: "They know it's just a drawing, right?"


Risi30

I have seen enough assaultron art to know where is this going


knigmulls

“Assaultron art”. Very tactfully put, you fucking pervert.


Risi30

Thank you, and yes I require therapy but good luck getting it in this economy


knigmulls

I’ll give it to you for free if you dress up as an Assaultron and facilitate my perfectly ordinary desires Edit: grammar


Risi30

No….


Wild-Lychee-3312

Looks like we found one of those disgusting robosexuals.


Juralion

Double deck


redryan1989

That's why ada has been sneaking into my warehouse in the middle of the night.


Schatten7742

Taaaake my breaaath awaaaay!


xeroctr3

aww she just wants some love :(


Sharion_inuyatt

*I can fix her...*


ymcameron

*Loads up Automotron*


AngryDorian124

*installs servitron*


Goatbreath37

*uses robot repair kit*


New_Ingenuity2822

Looks like they’re smooching 💗


New_Ingenuity2822

👄Come here 💋


Kreig_Xochi

Hey, let her shoot her shot. Don't be a blocker.


Immediate_Seaweed390

With her shots, I don't think I can block that devastating thing.


Withered2003

Assaultron: "so, you come here often big guy?" Power Armor: ........ Assaultron: "I love it when you quiet"


andretheclient_

I think it might be trying to fuck it


Sithlord_unknownhost

...looking awful friendly with that power suit. I think that's a "Sexual Assaultron"


ClockwerkKaiser

"Sir?"


PlusReaction2508

Use the squirt gun bad robot down down lol


Immediate_Seaweed390

🎶 I don't think I'm ever gonna dance again 🎶


Original_Jarl_Ballin

We'll bang, ok?


Lord-Konahrik

I should go.


-DI0-

“Please say hello to me.”


ChaosLord316

Doesn't matter, had S3-X.


Objective-Mission-40

"I want to be inside you...."


FNAKC

God damn, an Assaultron in Power Armor would've ended the war against China before the bombs fell


AscendedViking7

That is an extremely terrifying thought. Imagine fighting what should've been a random raider in T-60 power armor in the middle of nowhere, that charges at you, pins you down and then it just lifts the helmet visor and blasts you.


confusedalwayssad

Who are we to question love?


Gob_Hobblin

Don't you dare break her heart.


RisingGear

How is there an assaultron in Diamond city?


MrSmilingDeath

Automatron dlc. Make an assaultron companion.


RisingGear

Right my bad.


The-Skin-Man

Me and who 🥺


ET_Gamer_

Now kiss


clutchiestboi13

A real human being and a real hero


RedZebraBear64

Shhhh, don't interrupt the mating process.


parabellum394

Quiet, shhh… They’re having a moment…


Halorym

I am suddenly reminded of a time a friend of mine was telling me about his playthrough of the sims. He made a crazy inventor sim and intended to have a whacky lighthearted joke playthrough. He wound up making an android wife that would cry to the toaster about how she couldn't have a baby.


AngryDorian124

You can do that in the sims?!


Halorym

I want to say sims 3. 4 was absolutely *neutered* of features, and I think, not even worth playing.


Crate-Dragon

#loveislove


aex006

yeah it happened to me too but it was a suit it the remote control, i made sure the two lovers were happy


DolphinBall

Would work if it was that Power Armor AI companion


ShorohUA

it probably used to date sentinel power armor


Annual-World-3408

That’s a handsome man for her mind you? She wants a fiancée too after all, let’s not be insensitive here.


Comfortable-Math2084

What KLEO does in her free time…


SirSirVI

I ship it


Cin3naut

A girl can dream


Degmago

Semi unrelated but why is there so much assualtron porn?


FNAKC

Where did you find that? So I can avoid it


h8unt3d

LUL Home Base...


CoolBeanieHat

She thinks she found her true love. 🥰


Ravenwight

Robot equivalent of a blow up doll.


Bullvy

Love is Love!


Locked_and_Firing

It's low-key, a little sad really


Chemical-Ganache-783

I've never seen an assaultron in diamond City


flexflair

GO GO POWERASSULTRON!! Put in a vertiberd for some straight up megazord level action. The more parts the more awesome!


xxNyarlathotep1

She is looking at that armor like that penguin was looking at that cardboard cut out.


Noriko-san

Still a better love story than Twilight.


boiii_danny

Assaultron lowkey thicc


osetraceur

Running romance subroutines!


DrakeHellstone

God I love Assaultrons...


SkitZxX3

*sir?...*


djsquibble

assaultron experiencing dysphoria perhaps? transgender robot :)


EastenWolf

It won't work between us. Please! Don't make this harder for me.


cuckamungabunga

He'd let her assault him


MustangManiac137

She's looking at it like humans look at sex dolls lol


Cringlezz

Hey if you can f**k it 🤷


v3n0mat3

*Suddenly you hear loud, metallic, rhythmic clanging...* "H-hey, hey! Stop that!"


nastler

This would make a good basis for a random encounter, a confused assaultron mistaking an empty power armor as their significant other


girthwynpeenabun

Love is love


olegolas_1983

Grab him! It's a maaaan!