Meanwhile in another universe where Fallout is a game and been next gen updated.....
Commentors are basically doing the same thing....
Just like you reader.
Well now you have me thinking of a Fallout fan romance novel of a robot hitting on someone in power armor thinking they’re also a robot. They talk, she listens, eventually growing very fond over eachother despite the secret that’s regularly ignored, watching each other’s backs and whilst saving eachother’s bacon time and time again. Eventually this cultivates in the “liar’s revealed” arc at the end where the human is revealed and all hell breaks loose
That is an extremely terrifying thought.
Imagine fighting what should've been a random raider in T-60 power armor in the middle of nowhere, that charges at you, pins you down and then it just lifts the helmet visor and blasts you.
I am suddenly reminded of a time a friend of mine was telling me about his playthrough of the sims. He made a crazy inventor sim and intended to have a whacky lighthearted joke playthrough.
He wound up making an android wife that would cry to the toaster about how she couldn't have a baby.
She doesn't know, don't tell her either, let her be happy
Or she’ll test the weaponry on you.
Meanwhile in another universe where Fallout is a game and been next gen updated..... Commentors are basically doing the same thing.... Just like you reader.
Here here. Let's see how this plays out....I mean, for love and all that.
I’ve watched stranger porn
idk wether to up or downvote this
Yes, yes, we’ve all seen the “Best of FISTO” videos.
Just put in the sentry AI companion from CC, assuming you have it. Boom, instant robot for the assaultron
Yeah, don't kink shame.
She knows but love is blind. Those rusty biceps get her going
What if we kissed underneath the power armor station? lol just kidding… unless…?
Now I have an idea, what if I equip that armor?
She’s human-phobic and will rip through the suit to rearrange your insides (in the not fun way)
Just saw a story where someone did this with a butt plug and an MRI machine. The anal rail gun of agony
yeah (also that technically is a railgun lol)
Railed by the railgun.
Tfw springlocked
What if we mashed our metal faceplates into eachother 🥺👉👈(sorry)
Well now you have me thinking of a Fallout fan romance novel of a robot hitting on someone in power armor thinking they’re also a robot. They talk, she listens, eventually growing very fond over eachother despite the secret that’s regularly ignored, watching each other’s backs and whilst saving eachother’s bacon time and time again. Eventually this cultivates in the “liar’s revealed” arc at the end where the human is revealed and all hell breaks loose
But maybe the story can have a happy ending and the Assaultron pulls a Curie? For love. (Robot into a synth body)
Oh happy ending for sure, but since I’m writing this the robot stays a robot (I like “robot” robots)
you'll be surprised to learn that this was written in the 1960s. Look up "The Nonexistent Knight"
Imagine if we see a working one in season two. That means two things.
And for 3 seconds before showing it, you can hear the weapon charging. Instant underwear change up
*'Fuck fuck fuck fuck!'*
That sound haunts my nightmares
I wanna see that new Boston Dynamics robot wear Assaultron cosplay
What would it mean exactly? Sorry, just finished F3 for the first time in years as I'm trying to brush up on the lore.
Id have to ask if you ever played new Vegas and did the atomic wrangler quest
"My eye is up here, Power Armor"
To anyone watching anime porn: "They know it's just a drawing, right?"
I have seen enough assaultron art to know where is this going
“Assaultron art”. Very tactfully put, you fucking pervert.
Thank you, and yes I require therapy but good luck getting it in this economy
I’ll give it to you for free if you dress up as an Assaultron and facilitate my perfectly ordinary desires Edit: grammar
No….
Looks like we found one of those disgusting robosexuals.
Double deck
That's why ada has been sneaking into my warehouse in the middle of the night.
Taaaake my breaaath awaaaay!
aww she just wants some love :(
*I can fix her...*
*Loads up Automotron*
*installs servitron*
*uses robot repair kit*
Looks like they’re smooching 💗
👄Come here 💋
Hey, let her shoot her shot. Don't be a blocker.
With her shots, I don't think I can block that devastating thing.
Assaultron: "so, you come here often big guy?" Power Armor: ........ Assaultron: "I love it when you quiet"
I think it might be trying to fuck it
...looking awful friendly with that power suit. I think that's a "Sexual Assaultron"
"Sir?"
Use the squirt gun bad robot down down lol
🎶 I don't think I'm ever gonna dance again 🎶
We'll bang, ok?
I should go.
“Please say hello to me.”
Doesn't matter, had S3-X.
"I want to be inside you...."
God damn, an Assaultron in Power Armor would've ended the war against China before the bombs fell
That is an extremely terrifying thought. Imagine fighting what should've been a random raider in T-60 power armor in the middle of nowhere, that charges at you, pins you down and then it just lifts the helmet visor and blasts you.
Who are we to question love?
Don't you dare break her heart.
How is there an assaultron in Diamond city?
Automatron dlc. Make an assaultron companion.
Right my bad.
Me and who 🥺
Now kiss
A real human being and a real hero
Shhhh, don't interrupt the mating process.
Quiet, shhh… They’re having a moment…
I am suddenly reminded of a time a friend of mine was telling me about his playthrough of the sims. He made a crazy inventor sim and intended to have a whacky lighthearted joke playthrough. He wound up making an android wife that would cry to the toaster about how she couldn't have a baby.
You can do that in the sims?!
I want to say sims 3. 4 was absolutely *neutered* of features, and I think, not even worth playing.
#loveislove
yeah it happened to me too but it was a suit it the remote control, i made sure the two lovers were happy
Would work if it was that Power Armor AI companion
it probably used to date sentinel power armor
That’s a handsome man for her mind you? She wants a fiancée too after all, let’s not be insensitive here.
What KLEO does in her free time…
I ship it
A girl can dream
Semi unrelated but why is there so much assualtron porn?
Where did you find that? So I can avoid it
LUL Home Base...
She thinks she found her true love. 🥰
Robot equivalent of a blow up doll.
Love is Love!
It's low-key, a little sad really
I've never seen an assaultron in diamond City
GO GO POWERASSULTRON!! Put in a vertiberd for some straight up megazord level action. The more parts the more awesome!
She is looking at that armor like that penguin was looking at that cardboard cut out.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Assaultron lowkey thicc
Running romance subroutines!
God I love Assaultrons...
*sir?...*
assaultron experiencing dysphoria perhaps? transgender robot :)
It won't work between us. Please! Don't make this harder for me.
He'd let her assault him
She's looking at it like humans look at sex dolls lol
Hey if you can f**k it 🤷
*Suddenly you hear loud, metallic, rhythmic clanging...* "H-hey, hey! Stop that!"
This would make a good basis for a random encounter, a confused assaultron mistaking an empty power armor as their significant other
Love is love
Grab him! It's a maaaan!