Real cows do that too

Can confirm. Bessie is up there rn finishing some roofing

How much does Bessie charge? I need some new shingles done.

Idk my grandma just popped out of the blue with shingles but she didn’t have to pay a thing

She’s really milking it.

Yeah, her prices are over the moon...

These puns are udder-ly ridiculous.

lol.. there was a post here on Reddit a few days/weeks back with a cow on a roof, and a comment mentioned Fallout because he/she couldn’t believe it

I had seen a reel on Facebook of a cow on a roof. My comment was "The steaks have never been higher..."

Cows love going up stairs... They don't understand the concept of going down stairs or going in reverse.

SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAILS 😍

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for __________.

Hooves on the roofs

Cows on a house

One of the two things my home town is famous for is a cow getting stuck in a grain silo.

Roach get down from there!

Haha came here to post this

Same.

Also same!

Mom: We have Roach at home. Roach at home:

More like… Radroach at home. I’ll show myself out.

Radroach, get down from there!

Haha I also came here amongst others it seems, to post something similar to this! Crazy reddit moment lol awkward turtle

"You will see a cow... on the roof of a... COTTON house" [https://youtu.be/2lpbmbCguYM?si=NB5VyFqkys5JZQdl&t=160](https://youtu.be/2lpbmbCguYM?si=NB5VyFqkys5JZQdl&t=160)

🍻 all I could think of

I love this movie so damn much

Damn... We're in a tight spot

My hair!

Care for some gopher Everett?

You will FIND yo son... Doh he will not be da son you seek

That don't make no sense!

Looks like a traders brahmin. It musta R-U-N-N-O-F-T...

Slaughtered this Brahmin last toosdee, think she's start'n to turn.

Molerat, Everett?

Oh George not the livestock

Brahmin. I hate Brahmin worse than minute men!!

I’m so glad I heard someone else say this

every time i see a screenshot like the above this line plays in my head, legendary movie

Dammit, posted this scene in text but you beat me to it. Brilliant movie.

This was exactly what I was looking for. I fucking love that movie.

thank you for making the reference brother. wherever thou art

“Whatcha ridin’ there, Tommy?”

Better there than stuck in the one doorway of the house you need to get into.

That sounds... specific?

It happens very often, fast travel to sanctuary and trashcan carlas brahmin is just in the middle of a doorway

i play mostly in vauly 88 and 94(?) the modded one and every. single. time. the main entrance to the part of the vault u actually build is full of every npc in sight

Once you ally with bunker hill you can place caravan posts and caravans will gather there. Do the quest for Deb then the quest for Kessler.

Bethesda: *blushes* “A feature”

Can confirm, see, this is an easter egg, little nod to Witcher 3. Totally intended. Now move along.

Preston was up there one time I had to build stairs because he had something important to tell me…..

Yup. I found Preston up there with the brahmin and same thing, had to install a ladder to complete the dialogue (with Preston, not the cow).

Why, were you successfully able to complete the dialogue with the cow from the ground?

Preston freakin’ loves the roof. I guess it makes him feel like he’s doing a better job guarding sanctuary from up there. I’d build him his own little sanctuary up there so he’d never have to leave but I know that, just like a spiteful house cat, if I do that for him he’ll never get on the roof again.

Yep, I just left the roof steps in place and decorated the roof a bit, now it's the Brahmin park, next to the Power Armour park obviously...

Boss! Boss! Sales are through the roof!!!

Give that Brahmin a fiddle.

"If I were a rich man"

I see you're new here...

There’s actually a technical term for this. It’s called Being Bethesda.

Roach’s cousin

You must be new around here. ;)

Wind’s howling

Roof Brahmin duh

BRAHMIN ON DA ROOF WIDDIT

moo

That’s a Brahmin.

That’s the local Hoofs on Roofs.

"That's Bridget. She has a problem with retardation but she's full of love." Albert

I was looking for it and I'm so happy I found it.

It just works

Beat me too it lol🖖

Pathing glitch like when you find a Legionary phased into a rock in FONV.

Or more often, the cazadors stuck in rocks for some reason.

What you have against the brahmin on the roof???? Dont you see that it is pretty chill there?

It’s a MOOooster. 🤣

Cows are surprisingly good climbers. I seen them in the loft somehow. No fucking idea how they do it

[Oh wait that’s just Bridget](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nfQ1UMyhsK0)

That's Juan's long lost cousin Tita.

First day playing the fucking game?

You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell!

The answer to your question and the first word of it are the same.

Sweet Witcher crossover

Oh, I thought the cow was just trying to jump over the moon and miss

Roof beef

I don't see a issue

Wait till mama murph ends up there

Cow on its way to jump over the moon

Typical BGS game

Roofcow

Atleast your cow is still outside, I found mine on the toilet beside my power armour.

It's a Cara-Vane. Shows you which way the wind is blowing.

Welcome to the wastland pookie. Jokes aside to fix that you're gonna wanna build a turret, then pick up the turret after building it, and you can use it to knock the cow off. Just wait till they start going in the buildings, then you'll really suffer.

uhhh that's a Brahmin, if you go up to it it shows the name /s

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

That's just Bridget

"She's special, but she's full of love. Anyway..."

It just works motherfucker

Just like my great grandma did when they had to hide their livestock from the Nazis, gonna have to cap it

Devil cow!

Moms not home! Cow on the roof!

A cow! A cow upon your house!

Bros never seen sky brahmin before

How now brahmin cow

Her hooves sure put a lot of holes in your roof

Whats what?

That bish Trashcan Carla definitely has something to do with it.

What’s wrong here? This happens all the time

What da brahmin doin

Carla! Your Brahmin's on the roof again!

Looks like a brahmin on a roof lol

Open air trading

Its you not installing unofficial patch

The comment wealth needs me! It needs the Brah-man!

I've heard of a cat on a hot tin roof, but a cow? Ridiculous

It's a Bethesda game. You get used to 10-20 year old bugs and glitches, that people have pointed out multiple times, that will never be fixed.

Where else would you keep your Brahmin??

I put one of those warehouse ladders up against the street-side of the house, and that seems to solve the problem of them spawning on the roof.

Supply line the roof

I found it in a house once, no way he could’ve physically fit through the door. Eventually he warped out.

A feature.

New reindeer for a new world

That's not a Brahmin it's a roach!

It's a feature

This is not an example of Bethesda games being buggy. This is an example of Bethesda going above and beyond in the AI of its creatures! real cows love climbing shit, but cannot get down on their own. You may as well just put a feed trough up there because it lives there now

That happened to me yesterday... Had to build a whole platform to the roof just to get it down 😩

Its called same day delivery

I swear I've run into more glitches since the next gen update than I ever did when the game first came out. I've got the brahmin chilling on the roof too. Last week, when I built Mama Murphy her chair, she sat down and they both levitated into the roof of the house. Last night I ran into a Minutemen patrol west of Vault 81, and watched as 2 of them yeeted themselves into the sky.

Is its name Roach?

Nice Witcher reference!😝

Santa of the wasteland.

If you had the game when it first came out, this would have been the least weird shit you have ever seen.

Chally Moo Moo would never

That’s one of the benchmarks that the game is working perfectly. Happens almost every time I play haha

Posted one similar but on the workshop house lol

I always wondered if its just a coincidence that both Roach from Witcher and that one particular Brahim get up on roofs or if one is referenceing the other.

Brahmin on the bungalow.

Bethesda gonna Bethesda

The "Cow on the roof" or "Settler on the roof" bug. The game will sometimes spawn or glitch them to the highest walkable surface of a structure. If there's no way down they're stuck there. It's why I learned to put stairs down from any roofs in settlements.

This used to happen to me so often that I put a ramp leading up to the roofs of the houses it happened on so that I could suspend my disbelief and pretend that they walked up there because they like the view

Why are you complaining? thats a God damn miracle! It's a Brahman on a roof!

Roof Brahmin

Roach?

She tried to jump over the moon and missed.

I got mumma murphy stuck in the roof and I can’t do the mission giving her drugs in fo4 lol

I have one that is permanently on my house, so I set up dramatic lighting for him. 

what, you don't like the roof brahmin?

Damn I’ve been having the same problem

Tonto: there’s something very wrong with that cow

First time?

"It's not a glitch, it's a feature"

A goddamn masterpiece. That’s what it is.

roof moo

That’s just fallout 4 It just works…

same thing is currently happening on my playthrough! lol

In fallout 5 they will add flying Brahmin.

PSA: IF YOU CROUCH YOU CAN PUSH THE BRAHMIN OFF AND IT WILL NO LONGER BE UP THERE AND NOT DEAD OR INJURED

it also often spawns in room I claimed as my own in Rose's house (one with the workshop),the corner room, and gets utterly stuck.

Those darn high school kids at it again

Sweet, sweet, summer child

High calorie milk 🥛

It’s a feature I don’t know what you’re on about

Keeps happening in mine

A brahmin

Come on, Roach

"What are you doing?? HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!"

Oh Brahman of the roof, what is thou wisdom?

He literally got stuck in my house at one point like, how'd you get in there bud 😆

Santa survived the apocalypse. Maybe a nightkin , so you never see him

This happened to me and it died up there. Now I've had a dead brahmin on my roof for 5 years and I can't get rid of it.

Okay that's wild but the wildest thing I've encountered , on fo76 in the crater at the farm in top left corner I came across get this . A bathroom stall you open it and boom the blue devil spawns out of the toilet and attacks me ferociously lol . Out the toilet I was jump scared

Bethesda isn't going to answer you.

What the Brahmin Hell is going on here?!

Santa Claus…

The worst is when they get inside the houses

The real crime is your radiation level. Heal yourself. Lol

First time I saw a Brahmin on the roof it was during a random fight with the trader and raiders, I thought the game made them clever enough to do that whenever there's danger lol.

Every playthrough I have ever done has wound up with cows on the roof in the starter settlement.

Average Bethesda game experience

I set Jezabel up with a Robobrain body and was tired of her annoying voice so I made her a supply line runner and every now and then I see her zooming with a Brahmin in tow in a full sprint and it’s a laugh everytime

Roach!

It's a Brah-brah-brah-brahmin on the roof A Brah-min Brah-min Brah-min Brahmin on the rooooooffff If it's stuck in my head it should also be stuck in yours

It’s spider-cow

"If you believe, they put a cow on the roof (cow on the roooof!)"

Brahmin on a hot tin roof?

Roach? Wrong game

Juan

New to the game? Can’t speak for everyone, but i’ve played F4 for 100’s of hours. That’s just a feature at this point 😂. Idk why or how, but they always end up there over and over. At this point i just build stairs to most houses so they get down. Also on occasion it’s Mama Murphy or Sturges, too. Not sure what they’re looking for, but they never seem to find it. (PS4 for me though, that might have an impact?).

Goddamnit not again

>what the hell is this Common

That’s happening in my play through too!

A normal day.

I mean, there’s a restaurant in Door County Wisconsin that’s got goats climbing off and on its roof.

I worked for a law firm, and someone’s cow got loose and up on a neighbors roof and crashed through. It was simply called, “the cow case.” Haha.

This happens to me every time I fast travel to Sanctuary.

That’s a roof top brhamin. Thats DLC

That's a Rad-Roof Cow. Their a very rare random encounter in Fallout 4.

Witcher 3 tribute obviously.