Tell him you want Elder Maxxsons haircut from fallout 4

Agreed.

Laughed so hard

Look up images of Brad Pitt in the movie Fury. Same style. It's a Slick Back Undercut. You can show him one of those photos

I feel like it'd be the same effect as showing this image. If not worse

Show the image, get the haircut, then move and never interact with that man again. Easy

Or put a ski mask on when you walk in with the top part cut off (or a balaklava i guess) to remain anonymous

or just have a covid mask on and big dark sunglasses

Show him the hair cut, get the haircut, and fucking move on with your life. No one gives a fuck. You aren’t that important for people to care about you that much from such a small interaction. People need to get over themselves and how they are perceived

Well I perceive you as an ass

You’re right, it’s much better to just be anxious all the time about what other people MIGHT think about you. My apologies

Okay but describing haircuts is hard. A picture just works better

This is true lol damn you social anxiety!

Who doesn't have social anxiety

I just remembered when I showed my barber an image of Christian Bale in the Dark night when I was in the fifth grade

Which is why you find a pic of Brad with the haircut doing press or red carpet. Source: me, I did that

Yeah this was a main style about 4 years ago I think? It was a transition from the Macklemore style

You think this is slicked back? That’s pushed back

Reeeeal piece of shit.

I said USED TO BE

I’d say that’s a high fade 1, with the slick back undercut.

Pretty sure it's an undercut with a fade

A top 10 common cut these days

Ask for the Macklemore cut. Or Richard Spencer.

Just hand him a flag with a swastika on it and leave it up to his imagination

That's how you end up with a shaved head the brotherhood of steel currently is bad but they're not that bad.

Yeah, they're not the Enclave. Lmao

Exactly, they do care about human wastelanders. Maxson's Brotherhood recruits them as well not to mention while heavily self righteous and extreme Maxson does believe he's doing the right thing he's not pure evil like some say.

Exactly. This being said, though, I don't think any of the factions are worth rooting for. Barring the Minutemen.

For as bizarre of a guy Spencer was, he did always seem to have nice hair now that you mention it.

Yeah just ask for the fashy. Plenty of them have this hair style. I'm sure that was a design choice for the game, too.

Get a time machine. Go back to 2012. Ask for "the usual"

All you need to google is alt right haircut.

Swish it forward to cover one eye and it's the tankie hair cut

Potato potahto, end of the day they're all douchebag morons xD

Do a Google picture search then find a real picture that looks similar

Tell him you want the pidgeotto comb

Top comment, everyone else STFU

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“Make me look like I joined the Proud Boys”

Instructions unclear. He helped me gain 35 lbs and gave me an extra small tack vest

The way some people fantasize about being in the BoS in here... yeah this is pretty accurate

You want the haircut from “Fury”

It’s not porn so idk why you don’t wanna show him a pic of Elder Arthur Maxson

"Make me look like a Neonazi from 2015"

dont they dont have any hair at all

Skinheads might not, but your Richard Spencer types love this haircut.

oh,you learn seomething new every day i guess

The Hitler Youth haircut

Ask for the Fascist Fade

The Richard Spencer Special

Just like u/DueBet4 said. Undercut with a fade.

Google "the fury haircut."

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Shouldn't you be practicing chess

This is the correct answer.

I showed my barber a picture of a raider to get my Mohawk, just do it bro

I want to look like I beat my wife and eat my steak raw

If you're too scared to show your barber a picture from a video game, you'll never have the guts to walk around with a neo-Nazi haircut anyway. Problem solved!

High fade long on top. Let them know you'd like to flip it to either side. Usually that get's the job done. I rocked this cut for a few years

Shaved sides long on top. Ice had the exact haircut for years

Describe what you want, that looks like a high fade with it long on the top

Just show the picture. He would prefer to have the business than not

Tell him "bro, hit me up with that pigeotto cut"

Short pidgeotto

Brad Pitt in inglorious bastards or fury I can't remember

just say you want the hitler youth cut and he’ll fix you up

Nah, hitler youth is an undercut that parts to the side

“I wanna cosplay as a peaky blinder”

That's the best description here.

Ask for the Millennial Racist haircut.

maybe take someone's picture off Grindr?

Anyone’s

Point out a passers-by in the street

Tell him you want a low fade but at the bottom a 0 and the top part like a 1-2 or something

Short on the sides high up top.

"I want it long on top so I can slick it back, but can you fade the sides and back really short?" Would likely work.

High n tight, low fade, leave the top long.

Not the “high and tight” from the Xbox 360 avatar haircuts 😭😭

Step one, stop caring about being embarrassed. Step two, go in, ask for that haircut. Step three, take pride in that you no longer fear the judgement of others.

You can’t fear judgment if you want to go around looking like a proud boy

Idk what a proud boy is , but I do love the classic undercuts. Edit: I chuckled at myself because I'm talking about the haircut when I've been growing mine out for about 3 years now

Step 4 Worry that Reddit will think you're a proud boy

Say you want the Neo Nazi special

just crop the top of his head, he’ll never know, say you saw it online somehwere and just liked it lol

Ayo give me that Nazi cut

Tell them you are a New Yorker who is going into WW2

“Gimme that young Nazi look bb” should do it

tell him you want to look like a militant, genocidal asshat that thinks that sweet old lady in Diamond City needs to be investigated because she owns a toaster

Undercut. Or just ask to look like the most based Brotherhood Elder of all time.

Just get over the shame and just show him. Who genuinely cares about it being a videogame character?

Ask for the "2013 hipster with beard haircut"

Tell him you want to look racist.

lotta people roasting you for choice in haircut already, but yeah unfortunately people may associate you with fascists with a haircut like that. you're free to get an undercut like this if you want but you should be warned that a lot of people will see it as sort of an "orange flag", not quite a red flag, but enough for people to treat you with suspicion

“2016 neo nazi haircut please”

“Just give me the fascist cut”

tell him you want the proud boy special

Nazi loser haircut

Show him this video https://youtu.be/H2RWr8ufINk?si=Gl3l3X8MtfKZqT2X

I clicked it and was just waiting for the Rick roll

Trying to look like Brad Pitt from Fury?

I want a brohawk.

Skin high fade with the white boy up top

Look up the Peaky Blinders or Arthur Shelby. Very similar haircut.

Say you want “Arthur Shelby’s” Haircut from peaky blinders

Tell em you want the Arthur Shelby

pic of g-eazy from a few years ago.

Low fade undercut? It’s a simple haircut tbh, hardest thing is just the layering on the top which idk how to describe

When I had that style of haircut at sports clips it was on their selection board as a pompadour

Pretty sure you will find the cut on those barber posters with types of cuts. Or just look up stock images... Or just show him that pic anyhow.

It’s not an uncommon haircut, but yea I’m not sure if there’s a particular name for it.

It's more or less just a modern swept-back.

High and tight long on top for a serious answer

Negan from walking dead

Tell him you want Jake Gyllenhaals haircut from the movie prisoners.

Well since most male fashion over the last 10 years came from this haircut and the game Skyrim with all the "I'm part viking" bullshit...good luck.

Tell him you wanna look like a Pidgeotto

It's an undercut or a high fade with nothing off the top. Get some pomade and slick it back with a slight side swoop.

Zero fade to a disconnect. Long on top shorter in the back. It’s technically and undercut. Also. Google pictures of the guys from the show Vikings

Dude just show him the photo who cares.

Or just show him the Pic. I don't get why it's embarassing

you dont want that haircut… do you?

Tell the Barber to give you a fade with a long front cow lick.

Tell him you want a really high fade with some length on top hanging over

You're looking for a slicked back undercut fade, boom.

You could show them a picture of Pidgeotto.

Dawg, he probably won't give two shits as long as you can pay the man.

Pompadour

Joo, hairdresser's love it when you bring reference pictures (it makes everything so much easier). Just Google military undercut and you should find enough irl refences with the style. It seems Brad Pitt has the right style for you.

Be a man and just show him the picture.  Also, Jesus Christ guys, he’s asking for a haircut, not the discount box of tiki torches. Chill out. 

Nut up bro, just show him the pic and avoid any rallies

Why are some of you absolutely ragging on OP? Is it because you don't like Elder Maxson or something because if it's not that then why do you insult him? He only asked a question.

Because a lot of asshats have this exact haircut

Oh I see, I don't feel like I've ever seen anyone with that haircut

Just show them a picture brah, there's nothing wrong with getting a haircut to match character from a video game

"I'll have the douchebag"

Ask for the HJ

Why can't you show him the picture?

Your money is as green as anyone else's. I keep an 80s Morrissey pic on my phone just for that reason. Trust me, he's a Barber, he's seen it ALL.

Fuck Boy combed back.

Tell him you want the "Richard Spencer"

Brad Pitt in Fury(2014)

Find a barber that thinks this idea is cool as shit. Like good cool as shit.

I want a hard man

You show him a picture of Brad Pitt in Fury

I have this haircut. You say the following magic words: 1&2 Undercut = both sides Slick back Back blended I don’t know what they mean, but I have that saved in my notes app and every barber has given me that haircut no questions asked! Use high strength promenade, apply to wet hair and brush back. Use a hairdryer and brush to get it to stay in that shape.

Tell them you want a mid fade on the back and sides and want to comb the top straight back when it is long enough.

Umdercut

Just show him the picture. He probably plays too

Show him a different picture of elder maxson?

Fade the sides and lick my scalp front to back

"Let me get that 2022 conservative Youtube grifter cut"

The hair that Brad Pitt has in fury

“Gimmie the white nationalist special”

Ask him for the douchebag he'll know instantly

Reference Peaky Blinders. But with a fade.

That's just a skin tight fade stupid. After that jell your hair and pull it back.

Tell him you believe synths are glorified toasters (this is factual)

Why can't you just show him the picture? I'm confused.

Edgy teen.

Thats a fade on the sides, probably a 2 or a 1, with a swoop on top

Unless you also look the guys from the pictures you want to show the barber, you probably will not be able to pull this haircut off. This is what every guy was getting when I was in high-school and college. 99% of the time it looked bad, even on good looking dudes.

high n tight and leave the length on top that’s what I told my barber

dont

Peaky blinders? Or get a pic of a cosplayer?

Tell them you want a Captain America Come It back and shaved sides

The barber is to be considered just another npc

https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/3xb6y1/elder_maxsons_hair_style/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Here you go. Successfully answered for this redditor like 8 years ago.

Tell him you basically want the sides shaved and that’s it

It’s a skin fade with scissor only on the top, no blend

Skin fade on the sides, scissors only on the top no blend

say you want bj blaskowitz haircut from wolfenstein

Just show the picture and say I want to look this cool

"Gimme a 50's greaser slicked back pompadour with a horrible fade on the sides"

slicked-back disconnected undercut

"Ad Victoriam, brother!"

That is called a disconnected undercut

Just show it! Who cares what they think? If i wanted to look like big bird i'd bring a collage!

Tell ‘em you want the alt right starter pack.

Show him a photo of a kid in the hitler youth

Tell him you wanna look like a white nationalist circa 2017

Yeah no way around it, just show the picture. Now I need to take a good close up of the “anchorage” and see if my barber can make it happen.

Tell him you want to 2016 white nationalist signature.

I got this haircut from a JCPenny hairstylist and I used the picture of Billy of the mob of the dead map from Black Ops 2

Just say fucc boi. He’ll know

Tell him to give you the 50s allied bomber cut, or if you're feeling spicy, the 50s fash fade there's really no in-between with this style lmao.

Steal all his electronic clippers

"Id like the hitler youth/2010's zoomer please"

Taper fade on the sides and back and either not much off the top or none at all off the top.