KDB captain see you in the rant thread

I will be there with you and we shall feast just like KDB does 😎

I will be there.

Same , see you guys there

/save reminder

Same here.

I’ll be there waiting for you all

Glad to know I am not the only moron.

Seeya there

No KDB Benched Palmer Captained Foden Drowning in regrets Edit: anyway, can finally get out the car and go shopping now after spending the last 20 mins sat in a car park refreshing for leaks

These all sound like quite sensible decisions

That’s what I’m worried about, my sensible choices always go terribly

I did basically the same as your edit. Went shopping, decided: 'Ah, I've got time to get home first.' Started panicking watching the traffic haha! Also, no KDB, captained Foden. Best of luck to us... 🤞

bought KDB(C), started Palmer and VC Foden..in last 2 mins of deadline

Same here. I feels wrong, but is probably the right thing to do.

Exactly the same here, good luck and see you in the rant!

How we be having the same issue Made halaand my fist bench player ahead of Palmer Make or break

Not owning KDB is legit very very scary.

Us with no KDB or Haaland are about to eat the fattest red arrow in history

Yep we are so fucked…

+ 50% of my minileague have both, some have KDB captain, this can be really painful :D

Haaland not starting

Thanks Pep

Idk why you're getting downvoted when it's being said by quite a few City leakers. He could also come off the bench & score a couple tho

captained alvarez, see you after the match

I have foden, walker and Alvarez, I think I need to be most worried about a KDB and Haaland masterclass now..

Panicked and benched Watkins..played Palmer instead..FML edit: fuck me, Palmer could've had 2 pens..god damn it i loathe VAR

Might pay off tbh

No KDB or Haaland Lord give me strength

Just did Saka to KDB 10 seconds ago Jesus fuck why I never do this

I captained Saka...

Was about to say I regret it so much but then he scored. Now to wait and see how City plays

Just did Salah to KDB (C) 10 seconds ago, insane how we could've done the move earlier this GW and saved 0.3m!

It seemed so reckless a week ago and so obvious today. I also took the 0.3m loss. I just didn't think that many people would bring him in after 20 minutes on the pitch.

Same- my rival brought him in as well but BEFORE they played Spurs, I hate how lucky they got.

Just switched my captain off Foden to Richy…

Same + captioned KDB No regrets tho, need to take risks to get the top spot in the friend league and Saka bores me

What did he say?

wrong subreddit mate r/thecaptioncontest

Ri(C)harlison made sense 1 hour ago. Why do I feel sick now?

Pigeon will haul

It’s the adrenaline making you nauseous from having big balls, it’ll pay off I believe

🐦🐦🐦

I’m such a little bitch, all week I was set on rolling the transfer and in the last 2 minutes I got hit with a bad case of FOMO Saka -> KDB (c) 🔐

Saka (c), no KDB here

Saka (C) after last week’s shambles and Gandhi looming ? Respect bro you’re waaaaaaaaay braver than me lmao

It’s paid off

What can I say fortune favors the bold, over to you KDB (he’s gonna blank)

Same I was so happy with rolling all week but in the last minute sold Gross for Foden (C) Would've done Gross to KDB but then I couldn't afford Darwin, Trent & Haaland for the double without taking a -4 and downgrading someone else

🧢 Nunez! Where is my Darwin Award?

I’d like one too

Fuck it we Nunez captain

Captained Alvarez despite getting KdB.

Oh my

KDB (C) pls

Transfered in and captained KDB 3 minutes before the deadline

Did Son -> KDB

South Korea are currently in penalties so Son could be back for gw23 Edit: South Korea won so dw

why did i captain foden?

Think that’s probably a pretty popular choice

It's the most popular choice on the gw22 captain post

Estu and gross on the bench - need a performance from Luton!

Granted

2 Newcastle defenders Against Villa When I have Watkins And I support Villa And no Haaland Knee jerked in KDB 🙂

please tell me one was schar

one was very much Schar🤣started him last second when I saw colwill was injured, he was 2nd on my bench before the 3-1 loss HURTS

Salah -> KDB (C) LETTTSS GOOOOOOOOO IM READY FOR FRAUDULENCE

💪🏻

Brought in Haaland for a -4 only to hear he ain't starting

Not confirmed surely, I brought him in too, but guessing he’s benched, still doesn’t mean he won’t haul

thinking sterling to either kdb or jota my whole life, ended up getting olise 🤦🏻 can't get any worse than that

Succumbed to bring in kdb

Didn't do Son -> KDB and now I'm cheering on Saudi Arabia in extra time great stuff

I have no regrets. I finally got rid of Bell from Luton after getting him on GW6 WC for the original Luton DGW Just kidding, benched Gabriel

How did I captain Philip Foden!!!?

I captained ESR and he’s playing😍😍

Almost captained Estupinan but went KDB instead. 😮‍💨

I forgot to make transfers so fate is out of my hands. Jota is captain and Saka is vice captain from last week.

Kicked Zinchenko for Estupinan.

KDB (C) 😮‍💨

So many good captain options and i have gone for Eze (c)

Well done

Godspeed

Was my second pick after Foden

OR 875. Missed the deadline. Fuck.

Switched between Foden and Bowen (C)... 1 minute to deadline and I've captained a Pigeon.

Confusion so severe that you don’t remember who you capped?🤣

No, he means he captained Richarlison

How was I supposed to get that referance?😅

Benched Saliba. Didn't know who else to bench out of Estu, Porro, TAA, Palmer, Bowen, Bernardo, Richy, Jota, Solanke, Watkins.

Saliba over Solanke? Not an easy choice though

Yeah, I trust my attacker more than Saliba but it was close one.

I think Haaland either gets 30 mins or doesn’t start at all, so started him. Watch him get an obligatory FPL 1 minute entrance now.

Did Watkins to Haaland for a hit Rolling in with Triple City this week - Foden (C), Haaland, Alvarez

#Haaland (c) assemble !

Benched Palmer for Gross and captained Saka last minute after being on Watkins all week, could massively backfire.

I had watkins all week and switched it to JP this morning

Benched Palmer…….for Gross🤦🏻

Captained Bowen, let's go.

Captained jota. Not sure why. Melt

I'm with you.

Transfer Haaland back in? Nah, I used my FT to bring in Darwin for the first time this season 👍

Sold Son for Jota in the last minute. Pls South Korea, smash the Saudis.

I was stressing a lot. I was going to end up rolling. Get Haaland and potentially Son next week or whoever I want with plenty of information and 2FT. Then now it seems like KDB is starting and SK equalised. So I last minute transferred in KDB from Salah and captained him.

I've got a decent bench now everyone is back from injury. Can't wait for Doug Luiz, Cunha & Mykolenko to play their best games of the season.

Luiz, Moreno, Botman bench here

Why did I captain Alvarez??

Son to KDB (c) and Palmer benched. Who else is with me?

TAA EL CAPITANO

KDB in, Palmer benched for Jimenez, Doku captain

Chose not to transfer in Haaland, then realised him and KDB only need 15 minutes to probably bag 2 returns minimum between them, I’m fucked

Captained pigeon last minute. Fml

no kdb or foden for me, once again can’t bring myself to bringing in the latter again. went boring and brought in bowen instead but i’m sure he won’t disappoint. also saka cap this week, alvarez flopped last time so i switched even tho saka blanked aswell so don’t ask what the logic is.

Captained Joao Pedro away against the mighty Luton, what have I done

Capped the pigeonman jesus christ what have i done

Subbed palmer for olise

Watkins (C) time to repeat Brighton at home game

Sold Salah instead of Son, I thought Korea would be knocked out of the Asian Cup.

Saka Captain!

Wat(C)ins

Toney in for alvarez despite the dgw predict he got swapped out early could go horrible wrong🤞

Benched Saka for Jota👀

Wheres the rant thread

I think SAKA (C) is underrated this week. Forrest missing lots of players due to AFCON

Forgot to set my team this week.

Haaland in the starting XI, Solanke benched

Captain Joao Pedro

KDB captain. Benched Palmer. I had benched him for that 18-pointer too. But I still will not learn.

Palmer C meanwhile many others are benching.

No KDB or Haaland. Captained Foden. Transferred in Olise for Salah and put him on the pitch instead of Gabriel and Watkins 😬

Transferred out Bowen for KDB.. needed to sell a him or Saka to buy Haaland next week

NO KDB. NO HAALAND. NO PORRO. NO FODEN. NO RICHY. WHATS THE POINT.

I panic transferred KDB in after the leak. But then I didn’t know who to bench and only had 3 minutes to decide… ended up benching Palmer which I regret. Man has been amazing and I’m expecting to get punished for benching him.

Lost connection so don’t even know who my captain is. Is it Saka Watkins or haaland who knows

Not buying Haaland and doing a Bowen <-> Gordon with Solanke <-> Haaland double switch as soon as it is allowed for next week. Here we go.

Kyle walker benched RIP my transfer

Saka(C) fuck it As a wise Tottenham fan once said 'he's moving like a pack of bacon with all these rash moves'

Haaland captains unite🫡

Darwin captain. I don’t know why I did this to myself…

Let my wife pick my captain this week and she picks Saka. Now ready for a hatrick, clean sheet and an assist.

Cap the big man haaland

No Haaland or KDB, bought in Richarlison and captained Jota. I'm the only one in one of my mini leagues to not captain KDB. See you on the other side

I forgot to bench boost and now Estu, Porro, Foden, Areola sitting on my bench...

Captained Estu😔

I transfered kdb in 8hrs before deadline then had to take a 8 point hit to bring Haarland in now seeing reports he doesn't start. Feck.

Just woke up from a nap and missed the deadline…

I was planning to transfer in both de bruyne and jota but ended up getting drunk at deadline for after work and have pascal gross as C and 10 million in bank, ffs

Triple captained Watkins. I have KDB My team is shite and doing poorly. But I have a cracker this game week then I stand a chance at getting money back in this league I’m in.

Haaland (C) I am insane

Started Haaland and benched Alvarez, captained Foden :')

Everyone in my mini league captained KDB except for me with Foden (c) Pray for me

Benched Palmer like the overconfident Liverpool fan I am, and took a hit to bring in Jota. Also I captained KDB.

Heavy regret that I didn’t went Saka > KDB for a -4. I realized post-deadline that I wanted to get Saka out for the Liverpool fixture next gw anyway. Unless he absolutely hauls tonight, which he won’t.

Sorry guys, I come from the future.  Man City vs Burnley 3-0.  Ake goal - Doku assist, Rodri goal - Doku assist, Doku goal - Ederson assist.  KDB yellow card and subbed off 57th minute.  Haaland didn't come off the bench.

Doku owner I presume?

If city don’t pop off this gameweek I am so fucked

Wait. What?

Completely forgot about GW lol, atleast had Foden Captain early, but no full 11

My plan was to transfer out Son for KDB but to wait to see if S.Korea might go out, in which case I'd just hold Son and bank the FT. Of course the equaliser came in the 99th minute with about 45 seconds until the fpl deadline. Queue me frantically doing the transfer, as I was sure Korea would now go on to win the game, only for my app to crash just before I could set up the team and by the time I opened it up again the deadline had gone. Well at least I now have KDB third on my bench and I'm now also aware that I'm a fucking dumbass

Brought Haaland in for Toney at the last minute. Im gonna regret this arent I?

Well I accidentally benched Palmer. Might turn out okay, Douglas Luiz starting instead. Darwin cap though 🫡

I got walker lol.

Saka (c) probably edit: waheyyy

Toss the Salahd and C KDB. No regrets there. Took- 4 for the white walker seems seems a bit reckless though.

Captained Foden, playing KDB and took a -4 for Haaland. PLEASE GOD, HEAR MY CRY FOR HELP.

Had 2 transfers and rolled bc I forgot the deadline

Estupinan in and starting ahead of Tarkowski. I swear I’ve missed 100 points having Tarkowski on the bench, and I will never learn

Everyone in my 2 ML’s have captained foden. I’m the only one who captained kdb and doesn’t have foden. See y’all later in rant thread

Richarlison Captain...HERE WE GO

Sold saka for de bruyne

Brought in Jota on a -4 and forgot to move the armband to him from Saka, let's hope I don't regret it

I may have captained Bernado Silva. I have De Bruyne(on a -4) Watkins, Trent, Saka, Bowen

Captained Bowen. Haaland in playing XI. Palmer benched. Branthwaite in defence.

Benched Zinchenko for Andersen...

Brought in Estupinan just for them to concede 4 goals already…

Really regretting not getting eze....

My trippier-> estupinian and gordon-> haaland -4 benchings looking great already!

Captained Joao Pedro instead of saka.

Accidentally left Haaland on bench…

Adebayo first on bench….

I have Trippier and Mykolenko sitting on my bench. Meanwhile Estupinan is out there with a nice shiny 0 points.

Took a hit to bring in purvis Benched Trippier Captained Haaland

Considered punting on Olise when it was confirmed he was fit. Even with the injury would have been worth it

Brought in KDB for Saka for a - 4 and Saka goes and gets 10 points 🙄 Big fat red arrow so far.

I benched Schar for Konsa. I win.

Schar is my third sub. FML

I capped Joao Pedro, huge L

Brought in my new captain KDB 30 seconds before the deadline after hearing he was starting. I thought I was going to diarrhea my britches trying to hand him the captain badge with just seconds to spare😅

Played saliba and estupinian. Have zinchenko and mykolenko on the bench

My regret was not on my part but Arsenal getting scored on the 89’ minute. I had Gabriel and Zinchenko

The only City asset I have is Alvarez and thought that Diaby would deliver with Newcastle so I didn’t bring KDB.