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Aggressive-Story3671

This has so much demonic energy. It looks like he is in hell


bloodredyouth

Portrait of Dorian gray


DigLost5791

Mf lookin like Malenia, Blade of Miquella https://preview.redd.it/7q2w3gijvi0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd21489629379b8bfab02725a286d0641ca229d


Commander_Daling

https://preview.redd.it/dkght8352j0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3b16bcd8cdf396fb7efcc208d913160c5a3fef


meatbeater558

Samurai Jack ass painting 


Hamiltonswaterbreaks

Eau sausage


OhMorgoth

Only Vigo comes to mind if I'm being honest. 😬 https://preview.redd.it/v1braam3aj0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cdf4894a49b0f730b779ea2ee465952f0c86436


baizhustan

Charles the Carpathian


Ok_Sky256

I came here to say this. This and the portrait of his head with the river of evil


barefootcuntessa_

Glad I’m not the only one. Lol.


VintagePunk

It's a representation of the monarchy going down in flames.


al_kmk_

I mean……… ![gif](giphy|qN8mwUPAt7gByge3W1)


[deleted]

That was my FIRST REACTION 🤣😂


marymonstera

I assumed bathing in the blood of victims of British colonialism over centuries


Kind_Bandicoot_8019

Where he's going lol


Shenanigans80h

If it wasn’t for a crusty monarch, I would say it’s badass honestly. But his presence ruins it


grandpa_grandpa

this has the same energy as that fucked picture of biden with his flaming birthday cake this past year


Federal_Street_8895

Did an anti-monarchist paint this? Because red is a choice here 😂


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Federal_Street_8895

If I didn’t know it was his official portrait I would’ve totally thought it’s someone critiquing the monarchy by making a point about all the blood they shed. I’m going to choose to believe someone did this on purpose with that intent 😂


Blowfishfellova21

That is literally what I thought this was when I first saw it, that an artist had done a portrait linking the Royal Family with the genocide of imperialism!


BeWellFriends

I’m also choosing to believe this


iliketoomanysingers

You promise? https://preview.redd.it/6v5vyem4wi0d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c83ed2aba1bdb55224044c79715a8ae84100e9f


cherry_1268

Omg I love your flair!😂


iliketoomanysingers

Thank you!!


Missiekaayy

If only.


catinobsoleteshower

LMAO they painted him like a villain in a dystopian novel. This would make a perfect book cover for the story of an evil dictator or something like that


keyboardpusher

Jonathan Yeo. Same artist who made a portrait of GW Bush out of porn images


west2night

Also, a son of Tim Yeo, a British conservative politician with a history of getting himself in trouble


llamalover729

The artist is Team Sussex.


thedollsarethedolls

The artists’s dad is a conservative MP which just makes this more fun and juicy to me. He also painted Kevin Spacey as Richard III so he seems like a very subtle, dedicated troll lol.


Mia-Wal-22-89

I like that theory. The red doesn’t symbolize the blood on the hands of the colonialist monarchy…it represents Harry’s flaming locks of hair.


Aggressive-Story3671

It’s said you have to say “anti - monarchist” and not “republican” because that term had been tainted by the GOP


BaBaFiCo

I don't know anyone who makes that connection in the UK.


southendgirl

His fantasy come true. He is officially Camilla’s tampon.


giogiopassione

Jesus Christ, +1


MsMajorOverthinker

He did say he wanted to be her tampon so…


Tired_n_DeadInside

Nah, this has me *sobbing* in bed at 2 am. I had to reach for my inhaler. 😭


Individual_Drama_442

🤣


pashed_motatoes

I beg your biggest motherfucking PARDON?!?


Groot746

Oh come on mate, it's still far too early here in the UK for that (actually come to think of it, it's *always* too early for that image)


MimiLaRue2

Would give you Reddit gold if it still existed


TheEmeraldDoe

This is the best comment in the thread


ShinyPrettyFancy

It that supposed to be blood? I feel like who ever painted it played him and actually hates the Royal family


iliketoomanysingers

Currently imagining the artist picking up their brush that's absolutely drenched in this demonic shade of red and snickering with each stroke they make


DNorthman

I can hear this, and it makes me laugh so hard.


WillBrakeForBrakes

Living that tampon dream


littlelizu

![gif](giphy|muPMoA0DeqioNVjbri|downsized)


szmb

He did want to be a tampon, after all…


PossibleOven

Someone said in another comment that this artist is the same that created a portrait of GW Bush out of porn images. Based on that, this feels a little more intentional.


RiotGrrr1

It's evil looking. That's why I like it.


LonelyCheeto

Yeah I kinda love it but it’s not flattering to him lmao


motoxim

Yeah its cool as hell but probably won't be my first choice if you want to appear friendly and down to earth.


karigan_g

right? like as a piece of portraiture it fucks so hard but as like a monarch’s official portrait it’s uh…a choice…


eaglelatte

Right? It might look evil but at least it’s more interesting than most portraits.


hiyosilvergirl

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


wannabehomesick

Accurate 😂😂


everpeena

I actually like it as art but this is really going to fuel that niche branch of people that think the royal family eat babies or whatever


sure_dove

I know, I have to say I think this is a beautiful, exciting painting as art! It’s got power, it’s got symbolism, it’s got muscle and intrigue.


galahads

https://preview.redd.it/u1kdd2n6ri0d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbaf1369fcd973f4dcd5505dc6e807e879db22e2


WeWannaKnow

*Steals and puts it in my meme bank*


mama_meta

This meme is gonna go hard in the kpoopheads sub, thank you for your service 🫡


timolinos

Artists have painted more flattering images of Satan


AcceptableHistory4

I can almost visualize a video essay down the line revealing how the painter hated him and made this thoroughly anti-royal painting [like this work of Goya](http://Charles IV of Spain and His Family)


princeofspringstreet

This portrait exudes violence.


young_menace

I’m laughing at the artist’s quotes in the article like oh the painter HATES him


sillyjester_

this is so francis bacon


dlafferty

Found the art historian! I think it’s great a choice. People will be talking about this for a while.


squeakyfromage

I agree with you! I know everyone here is going on about blood, demonic energy, etc, but it’s a great painting. Super interesting, really distinct and anything but staid. I love it.


Magnetic_universe

The fingers need to be more sausage-y


Kihyunismypath

I scrolled down looking for this!


Comfortable-Load-904

He shall be known as Charles the bloody and will devour all the children in the kingdom if they misbehave. That was certainly a choice,Why? and what was reason ? Those were my first thoughts. Obviously the artist painted the monarch how he saw him, would love to know the thought process behind the portrait.


jadelikethestone

VIGO THE CARPATHIAN! ![gif](giphy|xT8qBtEHYYkDhGnWPS)


Wise_Leek_9704

I'm disappointed I had to scroll down for this! (Or is this is a sign that I'm in fact old)


iliketoomanysingers

What the actual literal hell am I looking at here Edit: to be clear, I find this to be incredibly based, but jarring as well.


LordyItsMuellerTime

I'm surprised they released this to the public, seems to be clearly anti-royal family


brnbrnbrn2017

Yes, me too. Do they not see the critique or are they trying to convey they are ok with a not-so-flattering portrait? So many questions


mitrafunfun97

They're just dumb and lack self-awareness.


Responsible_Taste_35

All the blood his family has on their hand, right, that’s what the red signifies, no?


Aggressive-Story3671

This is the official portrait from the Palace. So probably not unless a republican (not that kind of Republican) painted it


Responsible_Taste_35

That was sarcasm 😅


imtooldforthishison

Looks like he's about to pop out of that painting and steal Sigorney Weavers baby.


Agitated-Lettuce1878

You win 😅


LucyOnline

From an artist perspective I really dig it, though I wish there was shades of blue/dark blue in there somewhere or in the bg to balance it out. But knowing the BRF history and the ‘love’ people have for C and the royals these days, it’s a big yikes! If it was some other public figure I don’t think people would have bashed it as we are seeing it now. Lol Whoever painted it didn’t read the room or was secretly a royal hater.


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It looks like an incomplete painting to me, like a red under painting. Which is a layer some artists do before they start off on the actual painting.


west2night

That's artist Jonathan Yeo's trademark. Almost all his paintings appear unfinished as well. I like his work.


TucandBertie

I actually love the painting. It’s just bizarre that it was officially commissioned by the royal family themselves.


syrub

Same energy as this tbh: https://preview.redd.it/3ani8laibj0d1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d5eb9222dbfb4a74c460fa486b9d7c3a39e0a8


NO_VALUE_FOR_MONEY

Also let's not forget about this: https://preview.redd.it/sa2mkt0xdj0d1.jpeg?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcf0c4b0abbf266e809d39a735653013eb70c21


syrub

OMFG I'm SCREAMING, this was such a jumpscare. How have I never seen this before


nevalja

What on earth is that


iggynewman

Drenched in Diana’s blood.


remck1234

Looking a little too much like Little Nicky’s dad


butyourenice

Okay *this* was not a reference I expected to see. A movie I had forgotten existed. I’m not sure how I feel being reminded of it.


quantumdreamqueen

It’s truly a work of art. No other painting could do the spirit of Charles justice like this one! King Charles of Mordor, 2024. ![gif](giphy|iqq9NrL4pjAju)


fantabloodveins

Great portrait tbh, there is such contrast between red and his soft face and eyes. Ppl now dunk on it for memes but future generations will appreciate it https://preview.redd.it/f70apb74gl0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4de17528421becb1361f90858fc9f9dc303b57a


mitrafunfun97

They even kept the SAUSAGE FINGIES.


linengirlsummer

What in the red wedding. It’s a cool painting though. Too bad he’s in it.


Stayinmyshadow

8 feet tall damn I can imagine how much red there is in this painting


karigan_g

yeah I can only guess at the emotional impact pf seeing it in person. it would be visceral. this artist does not like his subject *at all*


meatbeater558

My sheets after period sex: 


s0lareclair

Alexa, play "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame


Sinister_Grape

Lol that kinda slaps


Equal_Environment_90

What in the masque of the red death is this?


WitchesAlmanac

Well this feels a bit ominous


justdothedamnthang

it’s actually blue, but Kate photoshopped it.


soupman997

Omg it’s like he’s already in hell. I wonder if his soul is trapped in that god forsaken portrait


dlafferty

But did you see the butterfly? Edit: [link to details poof artist and higher resolution versions](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/YD40RTEBTI)


someguy991100

This looks like it should be hung in a room with a blue, yellow, and green version in each of the 4 walls


SonofJekPorkins

Honestly it looks pretty dope


syrub

I'm SCREAMING how they played down the sausage fingers what even is this


Pale_Sheet

Oh if it isn’t Satan himself


slostoooooo

I actually really like it


Oliveunicorn

Reminds me of the Scarlet rot from Elden Ring


Leifthraiser

YMMV, but I find awful taste but great execution-y? Its striking and vivid. I can't honestly hate it. Its kinda of metal to me.


arina_0730

By just looking at his photo i thought something else...but anyway


liveforeachmoon

Kind of dope


SOLar3

That one random butterfly chilling in hell


TakeMeJSmithCameron

He finally became Camilla's tampon


normott

Is this legit?lmao


AdAdministrative756

The royals really do have the worst PR team that money can buy. How was the scheme and draft not discussed before hand? None of them saw this coming? Really? Side note, I find the painting, separate from the subject matter, super cool.


Adapteduser

Y’all remember that story about him wanting to be a tampon…..?


breaddits

The skill level is off the charts, but I agree the red is a (probably unintentional) PR nightmare. Almost any other color, maybe excluding black/dark grey, would have worked both artistically and publicly. I think the artist got lost in his vision here and forgot the enduring public purpose that this piece will serve. It absolutely does look like Charles, and some random butterfly, are bathed in blood.


bigphatmeme

This really doesn't help the public forget he wanted to be a tampon for Camilla


realclowntime

Anyone remember when Buzzfeed did that gross “painting with my menstrual blood” video? Never watched it but I imagine this is what it looked like.


rawislike

It’s giving boss fight


crystal_clear24

Looks like a poster for a horror film, it’s what he deserves


sure_dove

I’m sorry lol, but I think this is a rad painting. Not a flattering one but a great work of art. It’s intriguing and immediately brings up emotion, even if the emotion is negative, and it’s exciting that they made this choice for an official portrait, haha.


TwistyBunny

Well they definitely nailed the tampon aspirations accurately here...


superjeegs

lol anyone got any good photoshop ideas for us to put this in?


sonofbr0din

“this is fine”


Ditovontease

I actually like it, idk. I don't think it looks demonic at all, the red comes off as almost hot pink to me. TBH I like official portraits that reflect the art of the time, not trying to copy Regency era paintings.


streetsaheadbehind

This has cursed energy. I thought the butterfly was initially decay and rot. There's no way someone who liked him made this portrait.


kathygeissbanks

Who thought this was a good idea 💀💀💀 but also I love it?


DNorthman

This has to be a tampon joke, right? How/why did Charles sign off on this?


EnchiladaTaco

It looks like the poster advertising an avant garde production of Titus Andronicus done in a contemporary setting.


jothesstraight

If I were a tampon


catssins

Painting you find in Dishonored of the nobel you're supposed to assassin looking ass


pityaxi

13 Ghosts vibes.


hollyw00d8604

looks like the evil guy from Ghostbusters 2


angelyka3

It's giving Tywin Lannister.


purplemackem

The artist just randomly throwing out that he thinks Charles is a shit Father though 😂


MimiLaRue2

Interesting... definitely not what I's picture as his style of art


mitrafunfun97

Must be all the blood spilt by him and his ancestors that are coming home to roost because they DESTROYED opportunities, lives, communities, cultures that my ancestors were a part of.


blueblissberrybell

I’m sure I saw this scene many times in True Blood


mandatorypanda9317

Genuinely thought it was Tywin Lannister fan art at first


rc1025

I mean if they wanted us to forget the tampon thing this picture isn’t gonna help


bergof0fucks

Why do his hands look so dirty. Oh, right...


The_Mike_El

Someone call the Ghostbusters...


Loose_Cat_2028

I guess his tampax fantasy finally came true


gold_dust_lady

Awww... his dream to become a tampon came true! Bless his heart!


mc-tarheel

I can’t decide between it being a tampon reference, the embodiment of colonizer energy, or some combo of the two.


Complete_Appeal_8110

![gif](giphy|fGOjgWRzQkC2sHHnq7) Why the red? I like it but its too much red


Mommalove586

Your forgot hair- he now has hair…


schwhiley

if i didn’t hate him so much id say it was an excellent painting


PeachesGalore1

That's fucking awful. I love it.


alloisdavethere

Bitch thinks he’s Rihanna