But he loves them anyway because age is just a number and they are 'old souls' (aka impressionable beautiful young girls who are easier to groom and manipulate)
I wonder if he got pissed at Millie Bobby Brown when she leaked they had phone conversations every other day when she was 14
They didn’t mention each other after then
Lol so true!
Let’s talk logistics. He’s 36. Let’s say he started considering proposals when he was 17, because then he would’ve been close enough to adulthood that it could be a realistic plan. That gives him 19 years to have formed relationships (that were serious enough for marriage) with 42 women. That comes out to ~2.21 “serious” relationships annually, AKA this man has allegedly been ready to propose to a new woman every 6 months.
In other words, I think you must be right about the true depth of these relationships.
The man is 36-years-old. Let's say he started thinking about marriage at 18. That means he had 18-years to consider marrying 42 different women, an average of 2.33 women per year. Imagine willingly choosing to be with this community dick!
He's the type of man who thinks a waitress smiling at him (because she has to be polite to all customers) is a sign of their undying lust for him. I can believe he seriously thinks there's 42 women (and teens) out there who he had enough of a connection with to propose to. He's still obsessed with Serena Williams and Rihanna and both have had kids with other men.
> He's the type of man who thinks a waitress smiling at him (because she has to be polite to all customers) is a sign of their undying lust for him.
["and now I'm 'that goofy shawtie that curved him'"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXAtEY2Nzc)
He is the type of dude that tells you he's in love with you 2 weeks in to dating. I've met so many guys like that.
They conflate love with lust and/or do not see you as a multidimensional human but instead build up this incredible fantasy version of you that has never, can never, will never truly exist (which leads to a slippery slope of them becoming more and more unstable and controlling when the real you doesn't live up to the fantasy that they fell in love with.)
I knew a guy like this and instead of flowers he would bring a cactus as a gift on a first date to symbolize that his love was undying.
He did not get second dates.
Most likely this, he has a radio show on sirius XM called “Sound 42” which was a reference to 1942 Tequila so i doubt it’s a coincidence that he’s using 42 again for this necklace.
right!? Like I get that he’s famous and has been around a loooot of women, but I don’t even think there are other famous men and women who feel nearly the same way about their dating experiences lmfaoo 😭
Dude is 36yo. If he started thinking like this at age 20, that's 16 years of almost-proposals. That's a one every 4½ months. After doing the math, my mind's blank on this... I have no words.
Now I can't stop thinking of Drake getting out a little tally list and putting down another line every time he gets rejected. "Oops, I guess that's another diamond". Dickhead
he probably uses it as a way to sweet talk his women and impress them. i can imagine him be..
oh hey girl.. yesterday i added 1 diamond to that necklace because of you!
🙄
I mean, what is he going to do with this ugly ass thing? I'm sure some thirsty chick will wear it. What a waste. Didn't he also say he was saving up Birkin's for his future wife a long time ago?
Just wanted to let you know this actually made me laugh out loud. It totally looks like a bolo tie!
Maybe when he considers another 6 proposals he’ll add a second strand to the bottom 😂
Right?! Like how is “every four months I considered proposing to another girl, and then didn’t, and now I wear the symbols of why I am a loser on my neck!” some cool thing?
And his housekeeper gently knocks on his door like "honey, have you eaten anything today? I made some pot roast" and he's like "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M SUFFERING" and slams the door.
"Dear diary,
Asked Nicki again for her hand. She said i have to knock this shit off, it's weird at this point. Threw another gigantic diamond in the drawer. Maybe next time."
I was like oh, this sub now allows joke memes we create with ridiculous ideas that are hilarious? Then I read the comments and realised this was actually real. Just as ridiculous, not hilarious anymore.
Imagine him getting down on one knee and being like 'Baby you are my George Bush Jr because you are my 43rd choice!' The sheer romance of it all. Austen herself couldn't conjure up anything better.
For some reason, when they wrote "Drizzy (neé Aubrey Graham)," it sent me. This article has to be trolling him.
And how did I not know his name is Aubrey Graham?? Drake is literally Papa Doc from 8 mile lmao- "This guy's a gangster? His real name Clarence...and Clarence parents have a real good marriage."
Aubrey, stop buying Birkin bags and seek therapy please
I just think it’s interesting that he bought a “IM SO STRAIGHT I WANTED TO PROPOSE TO 42 WOMEN” necklace right after everyone made fun of his song
edit: (for being fruity)
When did the “different women” get added to the story? When this was first posted all the blogs just said 42 times (20 of them being Rih) and now it’s “42 different women”, which I doubt.
I hope! I have no idea how something so ugly could be so expensive.
Like, you have money to buy 42 diamonds bit not to pay a good jewelry designer? This looks like a five year old's drawing.
I’m pretty sure I bought a version of this at Claire’s before my first dance along with some press on nails that literally just came with a sheet of glue dots and a prayer that they would stay on
I’m a 34 year old woman and not one time in my entire life have I ever been in love with a man enough to feel like he should drop engagement ring money. Outside of the wasteful spending… 42? FORTY TWO? That’s too many, right? Like you need a new therapist, Aubrey. We need to heal this inner child.
I don’t believe this for a second lol he’s just trying to play up the lovesick/corny always in his feelings dude image so people keep ignoring what a fucking legit creep and misogynist he is
If you would have told me 10 years ago that Drake would become an incel by now, I wouldn’t have believed it. (I also would have asked what the hell an incel is)
Does each diamond represent a different woman or just an instance where he considered proposing? Like hypothetically he could have considered proposing on 42 separate occasions to the same woman. I don’t know which is worse, being ready to propose every 2-3 business days to a new girl like a weirdo or making a list of all the times you dropped the ball and didn’t ask your ex to marry you and then immortalizing your stupidity in an ugly necklace.
How is this not embarrassing. I’ve romantically loved four people in my LIFE - two ended up in long term relationships, two I was rebuffed. I mean rebuffed well clear of an engagement or even dating seriously. I’m 40. This would take me a vampire Lestat level of lifetimes.
He should add some mini diamonds to represent the teenage girls he likes to text.
Plot twist: The diamonds represent every teenage girl he thought about proposing to but couldn’t because they weren’t of legal marrying age
But he loves them anyway because age is just a number and they are 'old souls' (aka impressionable beautiful young girls who are easier to groom and manipulate)
The diamonds are to represent the pubescent girl's "old souls", because diamonds take billions of years to form. /s
You are so right and the only response I have to this 'bleugh'. Why do straight men do this??
However, he stops wanting them when they're adults. Totally a coincidence though.
He did say, "I'm more than just a number...hey, Hey...HEY!!!" lol
Damn, beat me to it.
I wonder if he got pissed at Millie Bobby Brown when she leaked they had phone conversations every other day when she was 14 They didn’t mention each other after then
"I miss you..." To a child.
Yeah she's diamond #20.
I’ve always wondered how he actually reacted to that! I bet he was MAD.
There should be a sub for guilty laughs
This is embarrassing
Man falls in love so easily one of the diamonds is probably for a girl who held a door open for him one time for 5 seconds
courtney from hooter's on peachtree 😭
He remembers her last name a decade later, she doesn't even remember what happaned last night they are not the same.
I think what it is is that he's a lovebombing narcissist.
This can be said for many men in the industry tbh lmao, but he’s basically the poster boy for it
If Drake didn't have great producers and make it big he'd probably be the Nice Guy version of DJ Akademics.
“She could be the one…who I use as an emotional support animal instead of seeking therapy and committing to challenging personal changes.”
yes! that's it (plus his preference for young women and grooming them till they're of legal age). Loser
Lol so true! Let’s talk logistics. He’s 36. Let’s say he started considering proposals when he was 17, because then he would’ve been close enough to adulthood that it could be a realistic plan. That gives him 19 years to have formed relationships (that were serious enough for marriage) with 42 women. That comes out to ~2.21 “serious” relationships annually, AKA this man has allegedly been ready to propose to a new woman every 6 months. In other words, I think you must be right about the true depth of these relationships.
since it says 42 times I’m sure at least half of these are Rihanna lmao
Actually 39 of these diamonds are probably for Rihanna 🤡 He is still waiting for her to come back
Nah, that's what the big one at the bottom represents. Dude's been spiraling since she got pregnant.
And another for a 14 year old
There was a SNL sketch last week (at least on YouTube) that covered this exact topic.
I was just thinking about that sketch seeing this post!
Even without the “backstory” it is a fugly necklace
Truly, man has the most boring taste in engagement rings.
It’s even more embarrassing to think that he thinks this makes him look good.
I really want to steal it
Oceans 42
 You seeing that necklace
Embarrassing and just downright corny.
So gross and weird
The man is 36-years-old. Let's say he started thinking about marriage at 18. That means he had 18-years to consider marrying 42 different women, an average of 2.33 women per year. Imagine willingly choosing to be with this community dick!
How is this even possible? I’ve never even spoken to 42 people in a romantic capacity let alone wanted to marry that many
I don’t even like 5 people, how can he fall in love with forty frickin two of them
Hell I can’t even remember the last time I even spoke to someone in a romantic capacity
I can't even remember the last time I spoke
I think he just had a "cool" idea for a necklace and just came up with this stupid excuse.
He's the type of man who thinks a waitress smiling at him (because she has to be polite to all customers) is a sign of their undying lust for him. I can believe he seriously thinks there's 42 women (and teens) out there who he had enough of a connection with to propose to. He's still obsessed with Serena Williams and Rihanna and both have had kids with other men.
> He's the type of man who thinks a waitress smiling at him (because she has to be polite to all customers) is a sign of their undying lust for him. ["and now I'm 'that goofy shawtie that curved him'"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXAtEY2Nzc)
yeah thats the funniest part, 42/42 would say no
He is the type of dude that tells you he's in love with you 2 weeks in to dating. I've met so many guys like that. They conflate love with lust and/or do not see you as a multidimensional human but instead build up this incredible fantasy version of you that has never, can never, will never truly exist (which leads to a slippery slope of them becoming more and more unstable and controlling when the real you doesn't live up to the fantasy that they fell in love with.)
I knew a guy like this and instead of flowers he would bring a cactus as a gift on a first date to symbolize that his love was undying. He did not get second dates.
https://i.redd.it/ebn6qewavu5a1.gif
Sad thing is if he just waited idk 6 months *at least* to pull that one out, it would be pretty adorable and effective cheese, lol.
Lovebombing
I’m fairly cynical and think he picked the name and the idea and just backed a story into it for the publicity.
Most likely this, he has a radio show on sirius XM called “Sound 42” which was a reference to 1942 Tequila so i doubt it’s a coincidence that he’s using 42 again for this necklace.
tbh, I think he just wanted to commission a pretty necklace with big, shiny diamonds. This is just the excuse so he can wear it.
With Drake I buy that he repeatedly obsessed about proposing to Rihanna and then women he thought would make Rihanna jealous..
right!? Like I get that he’s famous and has been around a loooot of women, but I don’t even think there are other famous men and women who feel nearly the same way about their dating experiences lmfaoo 😭
Well, he obviously did not actually want to marry any of them
Dude is 36yo. If he started thinking like this at age 20, that's 16 years of almost-proposals. That's a one every 4½ months. After doing the math, my mind's blank on this... I have no words.
Now I can't stop thinking of Drake getting out a little tally list and putting down another line every time he gets rejected. "Oops, I guess that's another diamond". Dickhead
I'm guessing there were at least 20 just for Rhianna
20 engagements rings for her... She is Rhianna, so yeah, I can see it. Yet, I'm thinking "Dude, propose. Just don't buy another 19 rings."
he has to buy a new one each time she rejects him, can’t propose again with those bad vibes on the ring
That’s why the diamonds get progressively larger
I was trying to do the math too. Ugh he is so lame!
Maybe thinking about proposing to the same woman multiple times, right??? Surely not 40+ different girls????
I hope so, but still.... 42 times. Ugh.
Why not just reuse the ring at that point. Boy has to know it’s not going to last anyway, so who cares if it’s a little bad luck.
oh he’s definitely counting his first grade crushes @9@
You couldn’t water board this information out of me
😂😂😂😂
Lol Batman couldn’t get me to give this info up, shit is vintage Aubrey.
does he not get tired of being a loser
I feel like him and Elon are battling to be the corniest loser online these days
Elon easily wins this one, Drake still hasn’t reached his level
And that’s why he will stay single forever lmao
he is so corny lmao
Does he think this is a flex?
he probably uses it as a way to sweet talk his women and impress them. i can imagine him be.. oh hey girl.. yesterday i added 1 diamond to that necklace because of you! 🙄
I mean, what is he going to do with this ugly ass thing? I'm sure some thirsty chick will wear it. What a waste. Didn't he also say he was saving up Birkin's for his future wife a long time ago?
https://preview.redd.it/t250145lvv5a1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ab8e6fb24de3d22008851807e5403967f7de03 He’s actually wearing it lmaoo
it’s like the worlds tackiest bolo tie.
Just wanted to let you know this actually made me laugh out loud. It totally looks like a bolo tie! Maybe when he considers another 6 proposals he’ll add a second strand to the bottom 😂
We can only hope he finally gets married before he reaches the Full Bolo!
Ommmgggggg 💀
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Right?! Like how is “every four months I considered proposing to another girl, and then didn’t, and now I wear the symbols of why I am a loser on my neck!” some cool thing?
When you have the emotional setup of a 13 year old...yeah, he does.
Perfect representation of all of us right now.
Beautifully done
Does he keep track of how many times he thinks about proposing in a journal or something?
And he writes it down w a fluffy pom pom pen while laying down w his feet up in the air 🫣
And his housekeeper gently knocks on his door like "honey, have you eaten anything today? I made some pot roast" and he's like "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M SUFFERING" and slams the door.
I love this and I can see it all in my head 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha r/Drakethetype
"Dear diary, Asked Nicki again for her hand. She said i have to knock this shit off, it's weird at this point. Threw another gigantic diamond in the drawer. Maybe next time."
"Dear diary, I went to Aaliyah’s grave again to ask her to marry me. Didn’t get a response but I’m sure she’ll say yes eventually."
"Went to a local shaman who said she got reincarnated as a 14 year old. Kind of had a "yikes" look on his face. I said that won't be a problem."
Diary with a unicorn lock.
Potentially the corniest shit he’s done, and the bar was quite high.
He is so cringe honestly, how can people think he’s cool?! I don’t get it. Does he think this is some kind of flex?
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No please i know some of you guys might not like Taylor but don’t insult her that way lmao
Someone should call Harry Potter, the 8th horcrux has been found.
My favorite comment here 
How is this possible 🤔 I haven’t met 42 men I genuinely like let alone would want to be engaged to
You need to count men you found on the streets, on the subway, on the restaurant that you never talked to but found them extremely attractive hahaha
42 times he thought of proposing not necessarily 42 different women
The ick is real.
I was like oh, this sub now allows joke memes we create with ridiculous ideas that are hilarious? Then I read the comments and realised this was actually real. Just as ridiculous, not hilarious anymore.
Sameee. I thought it was a joke until I saw post about it on the front page from another sub
How special for number 43 to know that he felt similar feelings for 42 other women (or girls, because…Drake…) before settling. What a charmer.
Imagine him getting down on one knee and being like 'Baby you are my George Bush Jr because you are my 43rd choice!' The sheer romance of it all. Austen herself couldn't conjure up anything better.
He’s a fucking loser lmao
Between this and his room full of Birkins he "collects for his future wife" is a solid cringe.
I’m sorry what?
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a13451648/drake-birkin-bag-collection/
Oh. My. God. This is psychotic.
This makes me want to rob him?
For some reason, when they wrote "Drizzy (neé Aubrey Graham)," it sent me. This article has to be trolling him. And how did I not know his name is Aubrey Graham?? Drake is literally Papa Doc from 8 mile lmao- "This guy's a gangster? His real name Clarence...and Clarence parents have a real good marriage." Aubrey, stop buying Birkin bags and seek therapy please
no one ever marry this man at all.
Rihanna was right for not giving this guy a chance lol
The ol' hit it and quit it. I'm willing to bet the sex was as lame as he is, and yet because she gave him the time of day, that's why he's so sprung.
42 dodged bullets 😮💨. Women - 42, Drake - 0.
Really be acting like an incel…. 💀
He is so lame, I wonder if they are lab grown or blood diamonds 🤔
How is he 30 something and acting the way he does
shut up drake
Which one represents 21 savage
Lmfaooo
At least three of those are for basketball players.
I just think it’s interesting that he bought a “IM SO STRAIGHT I WANTED TO PROPOSE TO 42 WOMEN” necklace right after everyone made fun of his song edit: (for being fruity)
Good point. Now I think about it half of 42 is 21… maybe this is just a lil gift for talking to the opps for him
When did the “different women” get added to the story? When this was first posted all the blogs just said 42 times (20 of them being Rih) and now it’s “42 different women”, which I doubt.
What IS up with him? Definition of corny.
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I hope! I have no idea how something so ugly could be so expensive. Like, you have money to buy 42 diamonds bit not to pay a good jewelry designer? This looks like a five year old's drawing.
I’m pretty sure I bought a version of this at Claire’s before my first dance along with some press on nails that literally just came with a sheet of glue dots and a prayer that they would stay on
😂😂
shoulda kept this one in the drafts 😬
Some thoughts are inside thoughts
This is really embarazzing…
Dude needs to get a hobby… he’s such a creep
He's just so... damn... corny...
I just find him so completely unlikeable
I can’t get over how boring of a necklace it is.
Eat the rich
Drake is so gross.
What happened? They turned 16?
I’m a 34 year old woman and not one time in my entire life have I ever been in love with a man enough to feel like he should drop engagement ring money. Outside of the wasteful spending… 42? FORTY TWO? That’s too many, right? Like you need a new therapist, Aubrey. We need to heal this inner child.
I don’t believe this for a second lol he’s just trying to play up the lovesick/corny always in his feelings dude image so people keep ignoring what a fucking legit creep and misogynist he is
What in the Thanos ring is this!?
42 Savage
“Remember when Drake dated Rihanna and she was single the whole time”
Has he even dated 42 women
42 TIMES... not people... how many do we think were for Rihanna? At least 12 right?
Yeah, he “decided” against it. More like 42 rejections. Boop
Information to take to your grave but he thinks it's impressive to us. Lordy
A grotesque display of wealth. What a loser.
He's so cringey
incredibly cringey and quite gross. it’s giving “you’re not even that pretty anyways” vibes..
Oh, look! 42 more reasons to dislike Drake.
If you would have told me 10 years ago that Drake would become an incel by now, I wouldn’t have believed it. (I also would have asked what the hell an incel is)
i know everyone is making jokes but this kind of wealth is honestly just disgusting
I will never ever understand the appeal of this dorky dumbass.
I feel embarrassed from even reading this
Does each diamond represent a different woman or just an instance where he considered proposing? Like hypothetically he could have considered proposing on 42 separate occasions to the same woman. I don’t know which is worse, being ready to propose every 2-3 business days to a new girl like a weirdo or making a list of all the times you dropped the ball and didn’t ask your ex to marry you and then immortalizing your stupidity in an ugly necklace.
This HAS to be satire. Has to.
Coming from Drake?? It’s definitely not satire
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 Cringe.
half are for rihanna & her different eras
Each diamond represents a bullet dodged by the women
this has such incel energy
I used to love drake but wow it just keeps getting worse 😂
He is such a loser
This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen
Did he fall in love every 2 months 😂
How is this not embarrassing. I’ve romantically loved four people in my LIFE - two ended up in long term relationships, two I was rebuffed. I mean rebuffed well clear of an engagement or even dating seriously. I’m 40. This would take me a vampire Lestat level of lifetimes.
42 ladies/girls dodged a bullet
How many of these previous engagements were him furiously crysturbating to his fantasy relationship with Aaliyah.
This belongs in r/sadcringe
Who counts the times they thought of proposing?? Sounds like a weird flex
What. a fucking. dweeb.
between this and the closet full of birkins for his nonexistent wife i can't with this dude
Drake ruined Drake
Bro I don't even know 42 people
Typical clown behavior
man shut the fuck up
I… this man needs help
r/drakethetype gonna have a great time with this
He knew their parents would not sign the papers for the wedding haha.
It’s weird that he doesn’t realize how embarrassing this is