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manannnn01

Jee ka result ata hai


HonestEmergency69

Vai wo to phle ata h na mrne se Mrne ke baad to paper hota h


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Samarth9

Who are you? Who are so wise in the way of science?


ZECKS_AK

Property ka batwara


mummifierr

Ok take my free reward


Responsible-Foot-907

i once died in my dream by drowning . Next scene ,my body on the floor ,my parents crying and i was floating in the air and watching my parents cry. and on next scene i saw 2 ghost (women in black dress) in the bathroom's top corner , they threw rope on me and started pulling me , i somehow escaped. and then i started discovering my powers , i could pass through walls . dream over


[deleted]

Balak shiv ji ke liye bhi thoda ganja chod de (joke ref) >!Ab ispe matt offend ho jana , bassi ke standup se hai!<


Responsible-Foot-907

12th ka exam diya hai abhi , aaj tak paan bhi nahi khaya hai .


[deleted]

Koi nhi seedha Dathura liyo , it's one of the strongest natural drug. >!Saale matt liyo ...gand fatt jayegi....zara kuch mg ki overdose aur toh sachme high heaven mai pahuch jayega!<


[deleted]

Dhatura shiv ji ko chadta na? I still remember I was like 11 meri naani ke ghar ke mandir me dhatura rakha tha, bada ajeeb taste tha, baba ki udi samajh ke kha liya, BC bahut ajeeb se rang dikhe fir achanak se sab hona band hogya


Spidermon4

Mujhe karna he drugs naturally dm karo


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LegitimateMagazine49

Kuch bhi baat chal rhi ho Hume kya Mohammed rapist hai 🗿


LegitimateMagazine49

Kuch bhi baat chal rhi ho Hume kya Mohammed rapist hai 🗿


Expensive-Wrangler71

Ha ha lora tera baghwan humara lun pay or dekh aj teri kesi gand mar ra sara pakistan jis na bhi muhammad ka bara mn bagwat ki os ka hal dekh la tera samna ha or jo naye kahbar ha tailaor wali wo tou yad ha na agr itna pani ha teri gand mn tou kesi bhi muslim ka samna ja kay ya bt kah tou sai tera bolna sa phla hi tera gala alag kar diya ho ga madarchod humara nabi ko baqwas karta ha lori ka bacha


LegitimateMagazine49

Lode me muslim hu


_Dsync_

Bhai bhagwan jaane tu kya likh raha hai bc


[deleted]

Abbe lodu , joke tha ....hidden text mai explanation bhi likhi hai ....mai khud shiv bhakt hoon. Itna bhi kattar matt bano , fir koyi farak nhi reh jayega hum me aur radicals islamists mai


QuarterTrick4361

Of anyone dies in dream they wakes up scientifically as brain does not know what happerns after death so it breaks dream and wakes the person up


Disastrous-Spirit-25

Maine bhi insta ke so called scientific page pe ye padha tha


ExtremelyYT

konsi movie dekhli mujhe bhi ye dream chaiye


Simple_Hovercraft606

Inception film hai la*de


ExtremelyYT

laude aasi hazaar ke shoes asi hazaar ke, tera ghar chale jaayenga isme


SlySpyNebula

Bro, 72 hoore milti hain 🌚


Bulla_killer

bhai virgin hoti h na shyd?


MostimportantP

Aur ek-ek hoor ki height 130ft. hoti hai


Bulla_killer

130ft.? bhai tujhe mili kya?


MostimportantP

mujhe Ek bulla bta rha tha k maulvi saab ne bataya hai.


HEAVYHlTMAN

wo lady dimitresque ki tarah? waise to log usi ke peeche simp karte hai but I personally like Donna Beneviento


[deleted]

Virginity is a myth. Usually hymen on vagina is marked as a sign of virginity but many females are not born with it or it may also break during exercises like horse riding , cycling , sudden jolt or by wearing tampons. You can never tell if someone is virgin or not and also you shouldn't .....Basic Biology and Ethics


Bulla_killer

ohh bro u have so much knowledge . hats off


[deleted]

Mai knowledgeable nhi hoon , tere pass kam hai bhai .....Grow karo dosto , spirituality ko embrace karo (In Beer Biceps voice) /s


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[deleted]

Pehli baat toh check kar nhi sakte surety ke sath aur dusri baat yeh ki check kaun karega


valac-1

B@llah


Simpster_xD

Bhai "Reproduction in Humans" ka gyan hai na btw I'm also a neet asspirant


ExtremelyYT

72 G.O.A.T.S


savenzee

Lo ji ek or sar kata, Tu udaipur main toh nahi reheta na bro?


SlySpyNebula

Bro maine kuch galat nahi bola samjha, gilaf jaisi aankhein hoti hain unki. Kahin bhi rhta houn, kya karna hai tujhe?


ares_aryann

Bhai kuch nahi hota, ye bhoot voot, spirit ban jaoge etc galat hai bilkul. Tum zinda ho abhi, kaise? tumhare dimaag ke active rehne se, jo bhi tumhare senses hai, of sight, smell, sound, etc. sab kuch Brain comprehend karta hai. Even jo bhi memories hai tumhari sab isliye exist karti hai kyunki Brain active hai. To jab death hogi, that is, Brain deactivate hojayega, tab sab kuch blank, tum kuch feel, dekh, soongh, sun nahi paoge, kyunki koi 'tum' hoyega hi nahi... all you are is the product of the works done by the active brain


[deleted]

# Ok. Then what is consciousness ? Science too has no definition. How are you aware of your surroundings ? Ok , if brain is everything toh natural death ke vakt aisa konsa element hai jo brain se nikal jata hai ki brain dead ho jata hai ? At the time of Death brain has each and every part and cell intact but still it suddenly stops working? # There are many well documented Scientific researches about NDE's (Near Death Experiences). Do read them and then come to conclusion. Science works on proofs and not assumptions or one's own thoughts. The thing I am saying is that we can't either prove it or disapprove it. Philosophy is out of the realm of Science , and it can't explain it even if it is true.


Revolutionary-Ask754

Consciousness is an illusion created by your brain, it's a completely abstract concept which scientifically doesn't need to exist as other systems are well enough described to work together to create that illusion... and as for your other questions, a basic biology lesson would help. Also Philosophy can be approached scientifically by making logical conclusions from existing scientific knowledge instead of making random illogical assumptions based on your feelings and "one's own thoughts" which can't be proved. And our absence of specific knowledge doesn't mean something is beyond the realm of science.


[deleted]

Oh ok consciousness is an illusion . Bro are u even thinking before saying such an illogical statement. The only thing that differs living from non living. Some chemicals and even if arranged in perfect system can't be said conscious or living. And the second point about explaining philosophy with science. Another illogical argument. You are essentially confusing ' Philosophy of Science ' with ' Spiritual philosophy ' I am talking about. The Spiritual philosophy is out of realm of Science. Both are independent subjects. And yes you forgot about The NDE's researches I mentioned which point out at the fact that there maybe a journey even after death. We also have some case of 'Purnjanma' which were extensively examined and researched. For instance go and read about case of Shanti Devi. And please give another reply if you have something logical to say.


BakedOreo69

100% correct according to science 👍


Ayupro2005

But we do have soul right? Right?


Hairy-Bandicoot9328

You thinking that you have a soul is the product of your brain's activity too


ra_corleone

It is your own brain explaining what brain does.


NoCommunication9244

That means that you don't believe in our religion.


practicalpurple007

You die Your soul leaves your body Yamdoot appears and takes you to yamraj's court You are judged You are brought back on earth on 13th day since your death to have your last meal Then he takes you back to hell for your punishments After you have gone through all that punishment you are reincarnated on earth This goes on for eternity unless you have broken the cycle by achieving moksha.


Low-Mushroom-181

Cringe meme Nehi dekhna parta


[deleted]

farzi doston ki story pai R.I.P milta hai , aur tum achanak se achhe ho jaate ho .


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💀


AkaaljotSingh

JEE ka result aane ke baad bataunga


wise_man6969

ruk jeher pike ata hun fir bataunga


Intrepid_Shower8979

you have a soul for sure. there are many examples to prove that from black magic to occult rituals. scriptures and texts also describe such ways for e.g aghora marg is one of them. now i think if u want liberation yourself ur soul will be free but if u die before ur time or ur family didnt perform the rituals or u just dont want to go u will stuck here as a ghost who can see everything but do nothing.


AshutoshSrivastava09

It depends upon your Karma if you have good Karma then a good rebirth if bad then it could be a rebirth in animal's specie, if any suicide or akaal mrityu then you'll become a ghost.


[deleted]

is 4.7k karma good?


Zypher1271

🅱llah ka face reveal 😈😈😈


PatamKhatam

Popularity


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Cold_Trick_5279

People can't imagine what it's like to die because you don't know how it's like to be unconscious,agar kabhi anesthesia ka injection laga hai toh pata hoga ki tumko bass injection lagne takka yaad rehta hai aur uthne ke baad ka what happens in between you can't explain what happed to you, now imagine that but you never wake up after.


Academic-Variety-560

waise dekha jaiye to according to case found in pakistan,in pakistan their men do sex with dead bodies of woman i saw the video of aaj tak crime report that group of man done sex with her when she was just died few hours ago.....


__chester__

if Hindu = Respawn


TheOneRidge

Mauz hi mauz


simp_dinero

Muth maarne ke baad jaisa sokoon milta✨🔫


Ok-Fun4257

Apni screen blank ho jati hai aur likh kr aata hai Respawning in 3.. 2.. 1..


Humble-Bathroom6436

Jaa puch k aa🏊🏊


Past_Education5837

try kr ke dek lo


jaxk_the_hunter

Rebirth.


[deleted]

Next season starts


Xiotus

mai hindu hu mera to punar janm hoga


FlyingSosig

The world continues


Consistent_Resort_26

What you perceive as yourself is just a neurosynaptic illusion created by your brain, such process exist in various animals which allow them to perceive time and interact with the environment in a much more restricted manner when compared to us humans, the sense of reasoning is also a product of this thing that our brain does. Now when you begin to die, momentarily you may feel flashes of visions or even vivid hallucinations*, it is all just a construct of the brain to probably dampen the pain, agony or fear that one may feel while dying, there is a sudden surge of synaptic hormones like dopamine, serotonin, GABA, Glycine and others that may make you feel happy (and may be the reason for the hallucinations) Now as your brain begins to die your perception of time and space is lost, so you are stuck in the exact moment as if someone has hit the pause button for eternity! You can't know of anything around you because the the thing that was you is no longer being broadcasted by your brain. So in short once you are dead there is no pain, no anger, no agony, no shame only peace, silence, and darkness, things that you once cared for do not exist for you anymore. You no longer exist so you don't care for earthly things, you are blissfully unaware of your death. *The hallucinations that you feel are very personal and may change depending on the culture a person believes in, religious visions are quite common as well.


AirPooPOo

teri mummy meri ho jati hai


GodlightYagami

Sabki hojati hai


Lazy_Panda787

Welcome To Kabristan


Fire_fury_

ek baar marke dekh


Broad-Analyst-7130

Antim sanskar


Novel-Tackle8249

After death things get different its is not the consciousness of the dead person maybe after there no Heaven or hell.we may go to the infinite loop of the memories that repeat itself ,we can't so sure that what will happen maybe absolute uncertainty or it can be nothing .the is that we can not be reincarnated into another being if you take sperm and the egg of an female we can create a life but can not said it is reincarnation.


DesignerInfluence699

Muze lagta hai ki jab ham sote hai to pata nhi chalta ki ham so rhe hai to esa hi shayad hota hoga death k baad 🥲🤔


[deleted]

Ruk bhai me waise bhi suicide krne wala hu uske baad bataunga 🗿


swar_tani

Pakode bante hai....


Optimal-Pension9672

Tere mummy mere ho jati hae


Akkun_0

coffin dance


PredatorGo

Your wife finds herself a bf


Big_Illustrator_1796

Necrophilia hojata hai


G00Dpancakez

You decompose


Old_Limit7299

Respawn


Livid-Delay-4962

Immediately or after sometime??


shouko-chan

Sab rote hai 😏


shouko-chan

Pata nahi Kal try ker ke Dekhu ga


StrongestTrash

Nothing


Fine_Steak_4766

Death certificate banta hai


_deadsec_

Browser history expose hota ha


mmew0

black market pe body parts bick jate hai


Salt-Map9854

Jaa puch ke aa


Acceptable-Cow8596

Maine suna bhot sex milta hai.


sarkari_naukar_hu

Maaarne ke baad kya hota hai.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ayupro2005

Maraaane ke baad kya hota hai... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


sarkari_naukar_hu

Tera ghar... chale jayenga!


Extra_Response_4502

Aur ha agar sach me janna hai ki kya hota hai mrityu ke baad to Garud Puran padh karr dekho


RacX978

tere jaise aur chutiye aate hai .. jo subreddit barbaad krte hai


Parking-Benefit8423

Marjayega


debu027

honest answer


[deleted]

saxx suxx


Optimal-Cause-4838

Mar ke dekh le pata chale to mujhe bhi bata dena


Band_karo_chutyapa

72 hoors


Band_karo_chutyapa

72 hoors


Lulam-khan-786

72 randi milti hai 😁


Key-Ear-6366

72 hoor 💀


notentaclenohentai

72 virgin hoor.


Aman-Verma30

Enjoyment with 72 hoors


No-Position6144

Marnay kay bathe if tum kafir hoo toa tumko Angels dangerous rop may ha ay ga oor tumko bolay ga ki ha ay bad soul may toujay laykay jahoga Allah kay pas ouska bathe ous kafir ko bohot buri Tara Jan kabaz kia jaiga oor hoo Allah kay pas jaiga oor Allah kaha ga ki iska nam kitab ma likho ouskay bathe ouska nam ous kitab ma likha jaiga ouskay bathe ousko khud ka kabar Di khai ha jaiga jahapay ouska body dafan horaha hai a hoo daykhay ga ouskay bathe ousko tin question kia jaiga ak tumara din kayhai? Tumara rab konhai? Oor last ma ak photo dikhai jaga jisma prophet Muhammad pbuh rayha gay oor kafir kayhai ga ki mujay nahi pata mayna a suna hai logo say tabh angels kayhai gay ki tum na galat bola hai oor ousko dardanag ajab dia jaiga kabar ma asaki ouska sound if koi insan sunlay toa ouska fat kay char hojaiga oor momin kilia angels peaceful bolaygay oor momin itna peace feel karayga jitna ousna kabi nahi kia tha duniya ma ouskay bathe ousko Allah kay pas laya jaiga oor Allah bolay ga ki ouska nam kitab ma likho likh naykay bathe momin koo osuka kabar daykhay jaiga jahapay ousko kabr dia gayha hai oor ous kabr ma ousko tin question kia jai gay ki tumara din kay hai oor tumara rab kon hai oor ak photo dikhai jaiga jahapay prophet Muhammad pbuh rayhagay oor momin bolaygay ki a mayra nabi hai jisna hamko light ka path dia hai oor hamna onkay opar eman hana oor follow kia oor a tino sawal ka jawab dayna kay bathe angels bolay gay ki tumna sahi bola hai oor ouska kabar bohot peaceful hojaiga oor hoo hiha pay qamat tak rayhaiga. A may belief karta hoo.


AnyPenalty9697

Or mai btadu mai hindu hmare yaha kafir naam ka kuch nhi hota kyuki tum jaha dua kro uss jagah ki hrr kan kan mai Brahma , vishnu, mahesh hai or jab tum maroge tab yamdut tumhe lene aayenge or phir yamraj ke pass lejayenge or waha prr chitragupta tumhare ache or bure karma likha hoga waha prr ye nhi pucha jayega ki tumhara rab kon hai , photo dikha ke ye kon hai kyuki duniya koi ek hee chla rha or jo chla rha hai usko photo dikha ke puchne ki jarurat nhi. Or agar tumne acha karma kiya hoga toh swarg jaoge or phir janam loge agar bure karma hoga toh narakh jaoge phir waha se janam loge or agar char dham ki yatra krr rkhi hogi toh moksh milega ya bekunth jaoge. Toh tum khud hisaab lgalo kon sahi hai jaha prr sirf karma dekha jayega ya waha jaha prr tumse pucha jayega ye kon hai.


No-Position6144

Tumna Jo bola ho Islam ma bi mana jata hai lekin qamat kay din ma Allah sabko hisab laygay oor aktokra bi injustice nahi kia jaiga matlab jahannam ma Jannay wala jahannam ma jaiga oor jannat ma Janay wala jannat ma iska ulta nahi kia jaiga second ki islami hakida kilia a question section vala believe sahi hai kyu ki Islam ma a mana jata hai ki Allah kabi bi galat nahi karta sahih karta hai matlab Allah rabul alamin koi galat decision nahi layta toa if Allah kisi ko bi jahannam ma faykta bi hai toa ho bi sahih decision hoga oor mayna ak chez batai nahi ki kafir ko jab saja dia jaiga tab ousko bad karma akay bolayga ki tumaray lia a dik hai tabh kafir ya gunaygar momin bolay ga ki tum kon hoo tabh ho kayhai ga ki may tumara bad Karma hoo tabh ous kafir ko pata chala jaiga ki kyu ousko ajab dia jaraha hai kyu ki duniya ma ousna bohot sari gunah kia hai oor kame acchay kam kia hai toa ab mujay batao konsa dik ak ma tumara kam ko mapa jaiga ya dousra jahapay sawal jawab karnay kay bathe tumko Pata chalay ga ki kyu tumko ajab dia jaraha hai?


Ayupro2005

Ye tune kya likha tujhe khud ko smjh aaya? Hinglish to thik se likhlo


No-Position6144

Bhai vada comment kia hai maynay toa galti toa hoga na


amit_0777

Mujhe Kya mai toh ded hu ⚰️


Rudhra_

Your Value increases


Dishant12270

Teri mummy ki praapti


[deleted]

Bhai shi bolu to raat me gaya tha kabristan jab ek laash ko pucha kya hota hai to pata nhi kyuki police waale mujhe mental hospital le gaye fir laash se puchne bhi nhi diya ¯\(◉‿◉)/¯


nitinbunker

Marne ke baad kuch v nahi hota hai, jo hona tha ho chukaa


Direct_Performer2768

Nothing happens


[deleted]

Karam ache hai to swarg or agar bure hai to karak mai shetai lund kat dega


Adrider2002

Ganja km fuka kr saale , marne ke baad bhut milta hai .... Yaha aana sath me fukenge ....


Extra_Response_4502

U will get recarnated and u will bear same pain again and again...... U are in endless loop... Until and unless apko moksh ki prapti ho jai


Nkbpd

I will tell you after i die. NEET ki tyari ke liye kota ja rha hu. Hope to see you soon.


Active_Diamond_3589

Jaake pooch ke aa


CapitalDiver6825

Huth pari milega


AgedDemand_14

You just stop moving 🗿


Top-Excuse5881

72 hooro ke saath Friday manane ka mauka 😋😋


Calm-Nothing5654

Seggs milne ki umeed khatm ho jati hai


Last-Calligrapher134

72 virgin hoore milti hai


Serious-Wheel4592

Dard kam ho jata h


ironically_ded

Necrophilia 😈


Environmental-Fan111

You need to die 1st😃


ace_mystique_

I had a dream in which I die again and again in order to get a good ending, It felt so real. In one of the deaths I was eaten alive and in other a group of people stabbed me


Zyade_Fase

Tumhara pata nahi muje toh 72 hoorey milengi


urMamaBoi

same thing what happens while u sleep. Just nothing time passes and we don't realise


[deleted]

Try karke dekhle


Ima_lucifer

72 hoors


No-Feature4559

If you want to understand what happens after death then first you have to understand who are you?. And by knowing who are you you know that you are atman according to vedanta. Atman the Ultimate reality the infinite existence consciousness. And this body is only the object of your experience and once you died your body can't provide you the experience anymore. Now you the consciousness will take the form of another body and carry the sanskaar of previous janam. Which will reflect in your behavior in the next janam.


-MRPARADISE-

Search SCP-2718 on YouTube, you will get to know Also, sorry in advance for telling you that


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72 hoor milti hai


Cold_Trick_5279

Karma whores se deal nahi karna parta


Far_Diet_9575

Suhagraat


aaaakkkhil

Unlimited pussy


Kharigang

No brainers would say scientific dipshit abt what happens after death... Like it's all work of brain etc etc... Bruh have you ever heard of योगमाया ...


Shourya2009

I just think about what would happen to my family if i die. I haven't lost anyone very close to me till now (i seriously don't want to) and by just thinking about it i become so depressed, if anyone close to me dies, i don't think I can survive. I know it's basic rule of nature that anybody who is born will die but i just can't take it.


vivekchel

party


2_ANE

Bury you if Islamic /Christian Burn you if Hindu


GooPBooP69

prophet ata hai apne udte gadhe par............aur agla janam eak mulle ka deta hai


HonestEmergency69

Depends agr tum buslim ya christian ho to dfna dete h gr bindu ya sikh ho to jla dete h


EquipmentTop2005

After death "we" go to hell


Boot-E-Whole

It is still unknown. People have claimed so many things and science has also tried their best to get an answer but no one knows. It is an experience and the kind of experience only you will have, unable to share it with anyone.


AgniGamer

The people who love you become 😭 sad.


Rushi_deshmukh786

Papa ki pariyo see chutkara milta hai Or Jannat ki pariyo see pala padta hai :)


im_nish

Teri mummy meri hoja


SacredRedditor

you simply stop existing. This is according to science but if I talk about mythologies then you go to after life heaven or hell


Far-Bag-6571

Muslims gonna get hoor and bindu baba ji ka tulla


No-Advertising9817

According to Baulana ji i will get 72 hoors


unseenable_playz

Pata nahi Marne ke baad batata hu atma banke aur tere ko pareshan karke


Upstairs_Race9559

Thanks for translation in title


Purple_Dirt_6091

jo virginity loose nahi kar pate unko sax karne milta hai


dank_ka_choda_

Ab wo to marke hi pata lagega


saeemi9391

Fir kabhi khada nii hota


RIYADH209

Akhiraat


AYnishant

“I know that the ones who love us will miss us.” ~ Keanu Reeves 💕


Takeoffurclotus

Why do you even care


Calm_Particular_4410

matam , 13wi


Spiritual-Art8084

Stranger things, dark, breaking bad, money heist jaisi koi web series recommend crow


papigudiaa

Aur to kuch pta ni vroo 72 hoor to ni milti🌚🌝


yeahitsrochak_16

mrutyu


UsedResponsibility41

allah waiting with 72 virgins :}


iam_aryan_gg

Your loved ones get life insurance money


Itztushar

You travel for afterlife and got the "shaakun ka maidan" (For sure) 🙂


Unable-Care4000

Virat Kohli ki 72 century aati h!!


Prior_Criticism1135

Nothing. enjoy each days And still always happy fuck tham world.😇


Eren_yeager307

Marneke baad hamko narag me fing ka wo videos loop me sunaya jayega jaha fing bts ki tarif kar raha hai jab tak na ham tarap tarap ke apne papo ko mita sake


_StaiN_1

72 hoor ke saath sex


sudhan30

“I know that the ones who love us will miss us.” - Keanu Reeves


Willing_Resort2279

Marne k baad 72 hoore milti h


Downtown_Sherbert987

Sex


Fair-Pressure-2636

72 hoor milti hai