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iBN3qk

I can tell by your bar tape that you lack discipline and self respect.


ChillinDylan901

Perfect comment. I was going to mention that first, with the headset grime being a close second?!


iBN3qk

Toss up between that and fraying brake cable.


SuccessfulTerm5018

Your bike sucks boom roasted


PANobes

Foot retention, bro! Your bike will attack you one day if you don't.


WolfLarynx

Front brake lever cuz of toe-overlap


Ill-Condition030

I trust in your design decisions as much as you should trust into your frontbrake


Direct-Upstairs1908

Uncircumcised ah bars


hamfrisbee

It brings back fond memories of 2007


backpocket-MDCXII

Sweet bike, perfect size to store it in those cabinets


Spectrumthecyclist

Get those front brake pads lined up with the brake track, they're far too low.


PsychologicalSail799

Nah, let it wear through the rim, it's what this bike would want


prot8to

It looks like you stole this frame from a midget


_smokeymon_

i thought it was a fixie for ants


HomerMadeMeDoIt

might be a really high counter top


_smokeymon_

I'd actually really appreciate that, would save my back and neck from hunching. 


Potato-Vegetable

Put some grips on instead of poorly wrapped tape, everything else looks fine enough to me. I like riding a frame that's too small sometimes too, feels like a BMX.


TheScummy1

I'm 5'10 and accidentally bought a 51cm Bianchi and honestly after some adjustments, it's been my favorite bike I've ridden so far. Aside from the toe overlap.


Potato-Vegetable

I've been considering getting a vendetta frame for awhile, but they're sizing chart is blanketed across the frames so I'm considering going for the 51 as opposed to a 53, as a 5'8" human. Rather stretch a frame out then try to shrink it


WolfLarynx

Smaller bikes handle better.. which offsets the “robster craw” yer bike is guilty of.. frayed brake cable crap wheels (same as mine, heavy as shit, not trued) 20 precious seconds spent wrapping both bars black head-tube “mist shit” deposited onto (awesome btw) white frame.


TheScummy1

What is "robster craw"? You responded to me but I'm not OP but you called my bike out almost perfectly. Not the Bianchi


RizeAbuvIt

Go see a counsellor or get a freewheel


pdxwanker

Bluetooth foot retention; -12 fixie points.


jjjtung

Judging by the tautness of that brake line, I see you can only ride in a straight line


naturevicc

Yea we know Matt & Kim was on your Spotify wrapped


PsiloViben

I’d ride it.


bropdars

CMNDRs are sick, just put foot retention on and actual grips instead of bar tape.


GE8what

Too easy


sthrn

Ew. Wear does one get such a shitty, ugly, seat post?


WolfLarynx

Amazon


ParkingButterfly96

The brake cable could be longer and as the others said, grips and strap. Otherwise it looks nice, I like how the seatpost and the red in your frame and fork match.


sjuas690

Sorry - oven not big enough! 😃


antisocialbikepirate

Training wheels would complete this…


h8radebrewer

Looks like you stole the cranks and pedals off a kids bike at K-mart


WolfLarynx

The bar wrap is fubar. The stem looks like a boner.


Strait_McKool

Why do people ask people to make fun of their stuff? Please someone make it make sense


chainsaw-wizard

This guy rides his bike


noburdennyc

two wheels, pfft.