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BoscoCyRatBear

*An order for these fighters came in from the Galactic Union, though you noticed the name purchasing it was most definitely a name that only vermensk would have. Indeed the rats, have gotten into the Galactic Union. 4 wings of 20 each had got placed.*


Flailing_snailing

Hmmm very interesting. It was the Orks new WAAAAAGGGHH that caused you to join the GU or did you have different motives?


BoscoCyRatBear

"Different motives but this is a side bonus."


BoscoCyRatBear

Uf/ getting a more active role in controlling galactic politics. We already had spies and ways to swing diplomatic ambassadors, but now we can be a bit more overt with a grinning smile of a beloved ratman who distracts with a waiting knife. Its how Diogenes got fucked over by the Galactic Union and public opinion after his exterminatus campaign. You know the ambassador that lead to this as he bought a customized frigate from you your fastest, visited your factory. Jasper Wyndeldyne , who disguised as a pale skin red eyed human.*


BoscoCyRatBear

Uf/ I'm basically pulling themes of this song but across the galaxy. We don't make custom ships thats your flare. https://youtu.be/bem_d49NBLc?si=lwnxB-8AgghvpgW0


swag_mesiah

Those could prove useful


Flailing_snailing

If there are any modification you want or need we can always provide our services.


FoulerGlint60

*You receive a large order from a relitavely new company called Ketchup's and Mustard's Mining Company.* 'Hello we will like to order alooot of these fighters as we...don't have any at this moment for our forces. Like may we order 60 flights of these fighters? We will be able to purchase them with materials we mine with a discount with the money side of things as we provided materails to make them. As we have need of these fighters for security. Sincerely with best regards, Ketchup's n Mustard's Mining Company.' Uf/I need fighters...


Flailing_snailing

“Splendid. Are there any modifications you would like to make for these fighters to best suit you and your company? For instance if you have multiple legs, tails, wings, or any other physiological differences from a humanoid we can adjust their designs to best fit you.”


FoulerGlint60

'Oh have 8 peddles added to our varient and an arachnid seat for sizes about the same size as a human. Thats adjustable, make everything adjustable thats in the cockpit as a comfortable pilot is a better pilot than a noncomfortable pilot.'


Flailing_snailing

“We will have to delay the shipment a little bit but we can accommodate as always. They will be shipped to you as quickly as possible.”


FoulerGlint60

'Oh will we be able to pick them up at your yards if thats okay with you? As our ships that'll pick em up will have room to store the all of them safely at it'll be more protected on both of our sides..as we are a bit normadic' 'And shall we help with providing security as we pick up the fighters? As we do need to deliver the agreed upon nonorganic materials for your future use and payment.'


FoulerGlint60

*The shipment of very clean of materials is delivered to you by a massive ship and is easily delivered to your warehouses by shuttle crafts, working together the shipment is the agreed upon amount of materials that you have discussed with the Condiments Company.*


No_Research4416

Very interesting


ThatCamoKid

*Takes notes for modding purposes* -Maya


No_Egg_8148

I would like to buy ummm…a lot…like a lot of a lot of them.


Flailing_snailing

Give me a number, write the check, and I’ll supply as many as you need.


No_Egg_8148

200,000,000 I have a very large carrier I am working on.


Flailing_snailing

*You can almost hear the “Ka-Ching” go off in the Lord Admirals head* “It will be done on the double!”


No_Egg_8148

Good to hear


eveniji100

One looks to explosive the other looks not even the slightest aerodynamic


ThatCamoKid

Is Space Fighter. Does not need aerodynamic. Is no aero to dynamic up here. -Maya


eveniji100

Thought so