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skateguy1234

Looks amazing, but can a mouth even fit over that lol?


ArtByLucius

OP is definitely Shaggy  and this looks soo good.


Planeless_pilot123

That's what she said


BornagainTXcook210

Not to you


mugen1987

lol nice one


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


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Dani-in-berlin

But we're not squeezing the juices out of it?


EnthusiasticAmateurr

Goddam this should come with a NSFW


TheGreatBatsby

Actually it's NSW and it stands for New South Wales


rossdog82

Seconded.


boywonder5691

Well that looks incredible....as a side note, I have been obsessed with caramelized onions lately. I'll make a batch and use them on everything. Normally, I'll only use a bit of salt and maybe vinegar, but I have also tried adding just a bit of plum sauce and that has worked really well.


InterestingCode12

Nice! Sooo...do U un-hinge your jaw or...


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


keener91

Ok, as much as I love seeing a burger like that, I often wonder how does people eat that thing? It's ok, I have the same reaction when I watch regular porn.


zagggh54677

Everything makes sense but sandwich too tall


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


IReplyWithLebowski

Burger!


Au_Dazza

Man that looks amazing 😋🤤


Jaded-Narwhal1691

Looks great but not a fan of burgers that are impossible to eat


rak363

Aussie here, squish it down and its fine. They are messy but easy to eat. Also more common would be a 'standard' aussie burger which us without the egg and pineapple but keeping the beetroot, onions etc. Much less messy.


jzach1983

Wide >>>> tall


Bender_2024

I am of the opinion that if I can't comfortably fit my mouth around your burger then you have forfeited the right to call it a burger. Same goes for sandwiches, tacos, burritos, and any other handheld assembled food.


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


tmr89

That’s a heart attack I’d be willing to have


NZepplin

Perfect down to the finest detail


VectorLog

Finally, a dinner that can turn my blood to the exact viscosity of Vegemite


JicamaChemical5207

looks good. i do similar and it amazes me that would probably cost about £3 to make. Compared to the trash you pay £10 - £15 for


Darknessborn

Confirming the presence of beetroot. Good bloke


Pawneewafflesarelife

Must be over east, beetroots seem impossible to find here in Perth (still got shortages because of the Nullarbor train line flood).


Dani-in-berlin

Yeah it was a mission to find some, I have pickled my own in the past.


Dani-in-berlin

Yeah it was a mission to find some, I have pickled my own in the past


Kitchen-Emotion-8076

Looks delicious


No-Yogurtcloset1563

10/10


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Looks great


Royalchaos96

Not going to lie that looks delicious I would totally devour that even though it looks hard to get the mouth round if you know what I mean


SandWitchBastardChef

More beetroot! Delicious looking burger ❤️


HexCladAshley

This looks amazing, but we need pictures of how you physically ate this.


bulk_deckchairs

You little rippa


Obvious_Customer9923

Personally, I'd 86 the avo, but that's just because I'm not a massive fan. But, damn, that's one good looking burger, and I want one now.


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This is definitely edible. Hard to explain but an Australian burger is designed for max squish. It will go down by at least half when you hold onto it tight. Also… maybe this is just an Australian thing but we can basically unhinge our jaws to cram stuff in. Seriously, think of all the famous Australians, they have giant mouths! These are required for huge burgers, but also mince pies and colossal salad sandwiches. You need to develop the ability to eat these things with one hand, no mess, or you’ll be deported .


mtheory007

A Brian Adams burger!


PlattWaterIsYummy

Fried eggs over burgers are amazing.


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Mmmm that's mouthwatering 🤤


Primary-Border8536

I’d need something spicy on it like jalapeños! But yum!


Dani-in-berlin

I'm already getting shit for having the wrong cheese on it 😏 But I feel ya! I love a bite of heat in my food


himsaad714

Egg and pineapple combo is an odd choice.


Dani-in-berlin

Have to admit, I don't put the pineapple on my own, but my husband loves it.


GentlemanJugg

I’d eat it


slut4burritos

Is it true that instead of butchering cows for steak yall butcher kangaroos for steak?


Dani-in-berlin

We do both. Kangaroo is very lean with a slightly more gamey taste, but it does work well in patties.


slut4burritos

Whoa! I went to school with this kid from Melbourne who told me they did but I thought he was joking.


JoeyJoJunior

yeah but if you go to any shopping mart, butchers, burger shop or cafe or any fast food, they are all cow. Kangaroo is a specific meat you have to buy.


FileError214

Just to confirm, that’s ground steak meat and not a whole steak, correct?


Dani-in-berlin

That is a steak. Rib eye.


rossdog82

Nailed it


Asleep_Gain_991

looking delicious![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy).


Ozstriker06

Perfection


MundaneProphet

I follow an Australian Shepard dog page that horribly spams my Reddit so all the sudden, I see a Aussie steak burger, and my mind went to dark places…


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Holy mouth-watering shit... Did you make this?


Dani-in-berlin

Sure did, for my Husband 😊


semperfi9964

Looks fantastic!


arthurtully

whats the smallest animal that has that big of a bite? husky?


NiceTryWasabi

My husky would destroy this. My old mastiff took down Big Macs in 2 bites. Husky takes about 5 bites. I can barely finish one in 5 minutes. The Big Mac thing is what I get my dogs on their birthday. They get to go through the drive through with me and everything. Always healthy weight dogs.


arthurtully

You can't send that and not provide pics cmon now


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


arthurtully

Had those before. Can't eat it casually have to focus on everything not sliding at the bottom. Even then it slides sad


kiss_of_chef

For a brief moment I thought that at the bottom you had babaganoush. Nevertheless this made me hungry for a middle-eastern style burger.


gerty88

Burger should be wider than it is tall :/ but yeah looks good…..just inedible!


Dani-in-berlin

We wrap it in greased paper (to hold it together) and the eater will squish it down to a biteable size


gerty88

Actually never thought of that . You might have revolutionised my burger world!!!


Dani-in-berlin

It's a magic thing 🙏everything stays where it should, and stays extra juicey


gerty88

I only ever use grease paper for baking and cooking lol. Good tip!


FruitJuicante

Too much of whatever is going on


TheTwinSet02

Yep, has the essential ingredient, a nice big slice of pickled beetroot!


Over_Pace4513

Oooo damn! Boingkchickawangwang!


JoMammasWitness

All went well until you said the P word.


MessageMePuppies

It was the B word that made me lose interest


JoMammasWitness

Lol... i missed that one 🤣.... with the B word and P word....this should have been NSF the Work


Sudden_Wisdom

Where's the beet root?


getupdayardourrada

If you look at the tomato on the right, you’ll is it sitting atop. Likely the pickled kind out of a jar


Pawneewafflesarelife

I don't think I've seen pickled beets since I moved here to Australia. Back in the states, that seemed to be the default method they were sold, but doesn't seem common here in Aus. A search shows the product does exist, but for an Aussie burger it's just normal beetroot, such as tinned ones just in beetroot juice. Example: https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-sliced-beetroot-425g-1597816


Glittering-Relief402

😩😩😩


idntrllyexist

Why is the pineapple on that god damn burger!?


Dani-in-berlin

The pineapple is not my fave either, but it's very typical on an Aussie lot burger. This was for my Husband and he loves it.


Grupe_Sechs

Bun ratio on this is horrendous


Equivalent_Ad1300

Looks delish! Not sure about the pineapple but I would def try it....