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Professional_Cry_254

This is how I’M learning about it…oh wow lol


cheezypotater

oh shit, well, apparently they got married in light of his legal issues 👀


Professional_Cry_254

What a wild Fourth of July 😂


offutmihigramina

At the end of the day; regardless of the reason - that ring is real and he didn't choose her.


SecondBackupSandwich

Of course they did.


Klutzy-Somewhere-

How does it help….?


cheezypotater

In America, your spouse cannot testify against you. I’m unsure about Canada, but that’s the speculation I’ve heard about maybe why they tied the knot.


comin_up_shawt

They may have also gotten married to keep his butt in the country- I've heard people who have residency issues that get married have less problems getting them cleared than single people.


cheezypotater

I thought he was a citizen of Canada? can they kick you out if you have legal issues even if you’re a citizen?


comin_up_shawt

He claims to be a citizen of Canada, but somebody on the fruit site did a deep dive and found out his refugee status can be threatened by all of the legal stuff he's gotten into recently.


shitshowwatcher1

He went to jail for stabbing two people. If his residency was gonna be threatened it would have been then. They did not get married to secure that.


cheezypotater

Ohhhh, I gotcha! thank you!


Klutzy-Somewhere-

Omg yes I forgot about that 🤦‍♀️ so stupid. You are right


Nadia_LaMariposa

Same! 😂😂😂


DamyuKidds

That's why she didn't cam up. Been bawling her eyes out and raging all day.


Weak_Thought_700

Ooooo, now this is good speculation. It’s not that bad of a guess. I remember the day after cokey and maytag kissed on the MOUTH on camera. Chantal went live and her eyes were sooooo puffy. She had clearly bawled all night. It was glorious.


cheezypotater

that’s what I immediately thought as soon as I heard the news, I was like ahhh it all makes sense now 😂


anotherchaosgremlin

You cannot convince me that there is any other option than this. I also like to think she damn near ate herself into a beetus coma with the biggest rage binge of all time. Rage more, rage Cutie. It must suck for you to have the love of your life now married to one of your own beezers, all because you chose to dox him and platform him. Love that for you.


DamyuKidds

But but but she's so happily married to Glitter Tits, yeah? ![gif](giphy|lgVqVJjPvLAl2)


Usagi3x4

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Not_Brilliant_8006

And binge eating.


Froggy313

Someone said it in a comment under her community post lol 😆 so she Def knows


cheezypotater

Oooop does anyone smell a rage incoming? 👃👀


Unique_Effort7106

I bet she does, you can't tell me she don't keep tabs on them two lol


cheezypotater

No fr, she seems like the obsessive type


ginger__snappzzz

>she seems like the obsessive type If that's not the understatement of the century lmao


Unique_Effort7106

Exactly 👀 💯


Majestic-Salt7721

She wants to rage about it so bad


cheezypotater

I want her to rage about it so bad 🤣 I want Salah to know his place


ShoopDaWhoopBurrito

If it’s being talked about here, KF, YT, or Twitter… she knows. 😂


SlayLicense

She stalks them of course she does lol.


cheezypotater

You think she was one of the first to know? 🤔


SlayLicense

Bet she was


tw0d0ts6

She def will - she lurks on the reactor channels and I’m guessing here too. Hi Sara Lee! 👋🏻


AcanthaMD

You know she stalks his social medias daily, especially after Salad outed himself as a cheater


Shaky_Lemon

I'm not sure who I should pity the most between DD and Chins at this point, they're competing for who has fucked up their life the most, each accompanied by a gigantic loser, and the fact that they're both still breathing is a daily miracle...


Acceptable-Arugula69

What when where who how??? Is this confirmed? Like solid conformation?


cheezypotater

I don’t have official confirmation. https://preview.redd.it/8gk6tfjrrmad1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e40b0ef6f240713672eff474042b603fdb91398 Apparently, he claimed he’s married in this video. And is wearing a wedding band on his ring finger.


Acceptable-Arugula69

Ahhh…got it. How bizarre.


WallGroundbreaking81

I dont like dd but I kinda feel bad for her, nadar is abusive garbage and she obviously has mental issues not being able to let go of a man who is like that..


complexitiesundone

I mean DD is also under the influence of multiple things that'll keep her "attached" to that man (essentially her "dealer") like velcro


AVonDingus

I can’t believe D2 married him. He is scary abusive.


cheezypotater

that part.


sl393l

Dee Dee is an idiot for marrying him but she knows what she is getting into.


cheezypotater

unfortunately, that’s why I don’t necessarily feel bad for her. she sought him out.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

What? They did?!! Whyy. Ok, ok. I am sure all will turn out well and they will both be very happy. /s


anotherchaosgremlin

They were common law married anyway, and probably for some dodgy legal reason to protect his POS stabby ass from facing some kind of consequence somewhere


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Huh, maybe to prevent the ol' D from being forced to testify against him. Or they are truly in luuuuv \*eyeroll\* but I sorta wanna see pics of the big shindig.


tyrannosaurusregina

yeah, de facto spouses (the Quebec term) doesn’t extend to legal protections


Mynotredditaccount

They got..WHAT??? I jus- 😀 Anyway, someone PLEASE tell her so we can see her have a mental breakdown 😂😆💀 lmaooo


Ok_Scarcity_246

She most likely still stalks him and bases every (bad) life choice on how he will react so yeah she probably knows


Former_Angle9069

Yes, she stays up to date on all reaction channels and the foodie universe. If anything, I bet she saw it on Twitter (even though she says she doesn't use it). 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️😜


soalive389

Oh my goodness, this is the first im hearing it 😂😂😂


anxiousorsomething

I didn't want to know that they got married but here I am, knowin more shit


cheezypotater

my bad big dawg, we all learning new shit against our will about Gorlworld


anxiousorsomething

You right, I shoulda known I was gonna see some shit I didn't wanna see today


PhiloDom78

Wait, seriously? 🤣