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SayWarzone

I actually thought it was "Potato" but written very hastily, with one cross for both Ts.


Freudian-nip

I saw “?ce taco” but your guess is probably more correct than mine.


StanStare

Aha - just saw this reply but yeah that's how I saw it but the ce as a little "a"


TastyBreakfastSquid

I also think it's potato!


britishsailor

I thought it said ‘ice taco’


Playful_Wedding8487

I think potato is the most likely but I guess we'll never know.


SayWarzone

That's the most intriguing part of this sub - we really won't ever know lol. Good find!


JayCoww

Compare the Os to the letters on "shampoo". It's not an O. The word is [pizza].


JayCoww

Body wash Shampoo Doddant Stufcrust petza ----- Deodorant Stuffed-crust pizza ----- I'm stuck on the last one. The first letter is definitely a P as it matches with "petza". The æ-looking character could be either. There are a couple of different forms of "a" in the note but none with a completed cap, and the others have a little lead-in stroke. I think it's probably an "e", loosely matching "petza". The third letter is a "t". The fourth is a "z" without the tail (look at petza - they do Zs like 𝓩). The last letter is an "a" with a larger gap at the top. The final word is: *Petza* (pizza), presumably a non-stuffed variety). edit: Spelling


StanStare

I reckon the first letter is a question mark, throwing everyone off


JayCoww

OK, well it's not. The loop on the "P" is angled identically to the P from "petza" on the above line, just like the "t" and the "a". They're the same word. The only questionable letter is the "z", but since we already have an example of their "z", also in "petza" on the above line, it's an easy comparison.


goblinfruitleather

I work in a grocery store and find like five of these every day lol people leave their lists everywhere


sillinessvalley

Share them with us!! 😃


lizatethecigarettes

Yes! I'm waiting!


goblinfruitleather

I’ll keep an eye out! I’ve been working more in the back and the cooler the past couple days, but when I find one on the sales floor again I’ll definitely post it


phantom_diorama

I found 7 in one day once, but often I go days without finding any. Best one I found was mostly written in Chinese and turned out to be basically a magic wish to materialize money.


goblinfruitleather

That’s cool! I love finding them and usually just leave them in case customers come back for them. I work in produce so I think people set them down a lot to put apples in a bag or something and forget to grab them


WitchhunterXI

Aldie lol


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

It’s like Charlie Kelly’s grocery list.


is_coffee

I don't see milk steak or jelly beans. Or even cat food


googoomama1

Lettuce


sillinessvalley

I was thinking that, too. With a ‘?’ in because maybe price or quality could be a factor


Lilcheebs93

It's like they were writing this while slowly passing out


shewantsthedeeecaf

I think the last one says ? Colace. Colace is a stool softener.


JacqMobileFace

Anyone else write ‘embarrassing’ things from your list a little sloppy and/or abbreviated? If I needed colace, I would probably write ‘c lace’ or ‘cole’ and know what I meant when I got to the store I guess I’m embarrassed about someone finding my list lol


earmares

Oh heck no, I'm the opposite. I have "Bob's Ass Cream" right on there. 😅


lia_bean

clearly this person intends to buy a palace


the_bananafish

My grandmother spelled like this, with similar mixed-up capitalization and lower case. She had to drop out of school at 15 and get married. She was one of the smartest and hardest working people I know. Thanks for the nice memory :)


meanmagpie

doddant


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

Ah yes, I too shop at ALDie


Ed_geins_nephew

Maybe the last word was their stab at writing 'poultice'? Are there any apothecaries next to your local Aldi's? Maybe a shady mustachioed character with a top hat bringing his caravan of cures to town?


Playful_Wedding8487

Oh that guy? 🤔 it's possible I suppose 🤣


StoryDreamer

Wild guess, but what if the last one is actually ?oelace, with a long vowel mark over the a, and they were actually trying to write "shoelace"?


Stunning-Interest15

Pretty sure they had a stroke while writing this.


scarycapibara

Last one says “tatare” (for tartare?) I think!


CutieKellie

I thought so too.


chinfox

It’s totally potato


sprackedspoonk

Doddrant


Mobile_Sale2951

You found that?


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Potatoes


StanStare

Last one was "? a taco"


WhyTheeSadFace

Aldei ? All Die ?


keldration

Gotta get me some Dodorant


ruthanasia01

Dodarant ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)Stufcrust Petz-a ? The last is in Venutian, sorry, don't know.


Downtown_Snow4445

stuffed crust pizza. Who can’t spell that


iwantthemtloveme

Someone with learning disabilities or English as a second language… let’s not be jerks


Downtown_Snow4445

Don’t tell me what to do or say, that’s also being a “jerk”. Thanks


librarianjenn

Maybe someone whose first language isn't English?


Downtown_Snow4445

Lol Why wouldn’t they write it in their native language then? Getting spelling practice? cause they sure need it


crushbyrichardsiken

that's probably exactly why. cmon man


eljyon

I’d love to hear about all the languages you know and see how well you do in other countries.


AmbassadorSad1157

Some people need spelling lessons others need human decency and etiquette


loafofhumanoid

You realize that English is considered a pretty difficult language to learn as a second language, right? And that learning English is forced upon people who have had to seek refuge, righhhht? So, shush about the spelling, my dude.


universe_from_above

Someone who likes to spell things the way their toddler pronounces them because it's more fun. Some word creations just stick and become funny household words.