He'd take one of each flavour of Pot Noodle and mix them all together in a pot to create what he calls 'Jim's noodle woodles'
Dessert would be a sloppy chocolate pudding (it would just be supermarket- bought chocolate moose mixed with sliced banana and cornflakes) that he would call 'Wilson's dollops'.
Tinned new potatoes with tinned fish topped with mustard and drenched in vinegar.
Just the weirdest, saddest, most Jim meal I could think of in thirty seconds.
Starter: Garlic & Herb Olive Oil Bread Dip or Caesar Salad.
Main: Million Dollar Spaghetti Casserole.
Side: Roasted Broccolini.
But it's all inexplicably wet.
I don't think there would even be a dinner, he would be too busy saying SHALOOM and asking too many Questions about what they do as a Jewish Family for dinner, to which then when he does make something it's for Nelson.
However if he were to make something it would be that Big Fish that he once brought round to Jackie's which never actually got cooked like he wanted it too.
Fish with butter and sugar and creamy tea
*No Weevils
Normal!
Something that looks like a lemon and tastes like a lemon but isn't a lemon.
Twelve biscuits
I'd one up that with a tart... made out of dog biscuits
A shcmoigle
But pears are forbidden!
He'd take one of each flavour of Pot Noodle and mix them all together in a pot to create what he calls 'Jim's noodle woodles' Dessert would be a sloppy chocolate pudding (it would just be supermarket- bought chocolate moose mixed with sliced banana and cornflakes) that he would call 'Wilson's dollops'.
Fish and dog food. About half and half. For human and dog to enjoy together!
Lasagna with wheels
An unskinned and ungutted half cooked fishy.
A big fish cooked the normal way in butter and sugar. And a mini banana for pudding.
Sheep, burnt failed challah bread attempt, and for desert; 12 biscuits and mini banana
What about the massive rack of meat he brought for Jackie to cook lol
When did this happen lol? Are u talking about that massive fish he bought
Yes silly me big fish
A large fish
Spaghetti and dollops... and Jewish rice pudding
Dollops.
Anything eaten with a biggish spoon
SHALOOOOM!
Shalom. Also, I think that Jim would make some crimble crumble.
Ready-to-eat quiche, biscuits and creamy tea.
Tinned new potatoes with tinned fish topped with mustard and drenched in vinegar. Just the weirdest, saddest, most Jim meal I could think of in thirty seconds.
Creamy tea and Jewish rice pudding
Elm
Burnt to crisps
A crisp
Thank you
Sheep
Actual squirrel! đżď¸
Challah Bread and creamy tea
Vinegar đ
Bread and salt water
A cake⌠for dogs.
Whatever came out of the back of Wilson.
Dollops!
Starter: Mini Banana Main: Fish with Sugar and Butter To Drink: CHAMPAGNE! Dessert: Shmoigle with Jewish Rice Pudding
Starter: Garlic & Herb Olive Oil Bread Dip or Caesar Salad. Main: Million Dollar Spaghetti Casserole. Side: Roasted Broccolini. But it's all inexplicably wet.
That would be the vinegar. It's nice now Jackie.
Something that he once ate in a hospital, it was the best meal of his entire life after all
Sheep
Only green fruit
probably whatever Wilsonâs caught for the day
Smash and baked beans.
Martin and the boys.
Burnt crisps
A massive German sausage
He likes to tear his food
The giant fish he got them to cook for him with some dog biscuits he thought were for humans
Squirrel
Smoked Elm and Salmon with no wevils
A little* fishy with butter and sugar. *godamn giant I just watched that episode. That wouldnât even fit in a regular home oven.
Pineapple chunks
Dog Food
A lasagne
A schmougle
Burnt porridge Iâm afraid
30 year old meat. He has that sometimes.
sleeping pills
A saucer of milk
Creamy tea.
He wouldâve heard them saying âlovely bit of squirrelâ and actually cook everyone a squirrel.
Delicious Jewish water.
A dead squirrel.
Roadkill
a fish cooked the normal way
Dog biscuit cake for Lydia
A person
I don't think there would even be a dinner, he would be too busy saying SHALOOM and asking too many Questions about what they do as a Jewish Family for dinner, to which then when he does make something it's for Nelson. However if he were to make something it would be that Big Fish that he once brought round to Jackie's which never actually got cooked like he wanted it too.
Creamy tea