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Q: Which was your favorite Hostess fruit pie? A: Yes


displacedhillbilly69

My father was a Hostess delivery man. I grew up with a loaded Hostess truck in my driveway. I think I qualify as an expert and you gave the only correct answer.


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CaliDude707

Damn. Lucky bastard. Although, if my dad was the Hostess delivery man I most certainly would’ve gotten the Diabeetus.


cricket71759

😂😂👏👏👏


Ghettoman1315

I worked at Wonder Bread and we had a Hostess store there and I use to eat every thing they made.


SakaYeen6

The quality control we all need


Mr_Whipple1138

Did you ever lift the keys from his pocket and go foraging for tasty treats in the back of the truck on a Saturday night?


Civil_Purple9637

Happy Cake Day!


JonMSable

Apple followed by cherry. It wasn't until years later that a friend (similar age) told me that she would heat the apple pie in a microwave and had done so since she was young. Not heating an apple pie in that manner made me realize a part of my childhood was wasted. I still have that emotional scar.


short_bus_genius

My mom would only let us eat these as apple pies. Somehow, she was convinced that "apple" was healthy. But the others were just sugary junk food. Can we be emotional scar buddies?


SakaYeen6

Cherry 100% but I would also f with lemon. I would warm them then put them in ice cream. Absolute slap from the past.


robbadobba


DamonRG

Apple 😊


beththebookgirl

Lemon. Always and forever. Apple second.


Professional_Band178

Lemon, apple or cheery. Ive never seen pineapple.


beththebookgirl

I have never seen the pineapple either. Wonder what it tasted like.


Professional_Band178

I love pineapple.


beththebookgirl

I do too. Pineapple upside down cake is heaven!


LTSPG

🍋👍🏻


Eric848448

Mmmmmm, lemon!


ResearcherNo2168

Blueberry


FightingPC

Same


mostly_misanthropic

Cherry. Always cherry.


ProveISaidIt

Blueberry. I would get one and a carton of milk at school every morning in high school before class.


Eryth78

Lemon, cherry, vanilla pudding, chocolate pudding, apple. Damn I miss those.


Altruistic-Ad6449

If you have one near you, Circle K gas stations sells their version of these. The lemon one is good.


Pretty_Indication_12

Cherry


PeorgieT75

Cherry. I may have had apple or blueberry, but none of the others. We had a Hostess/Wonder Bread outlet store where my Mom would stock up. What I really prefer are Tastykake cherry pies.


jimbobdonut

I remember those outlet stores. I want to say that individual snacks were around a quarter, maybe 50¢ right before they all closed.


salamandraseis

The outlet was the only way my mother would buy them.


manthony08090809

Cherry the only one...


mrmitchs

Cherry all day, every day.


BrkCaddy

Fruit pies. Used to put them in the the freezer lol.


FlyingAceComics

It's a tie between pudding pies and blueberry for me.


ag512bbi

Ofcourse cherry and eventually the cream filling.


indyjays

Cherry Still love them. I get the box of minis on occasion.


arthur-morganrdr2

The Ninja Turtles special flavor


SAVertigo

Random memory unlocked . Wasn’t it ooze colored vanilla pudding ?


Fart_Bargo

It was. They had these in my high school cafeteria and I had one every day I could.


Human_Link8738

Cherry


Paul_Antar3s

Both apple, and the pudding pies. I seem to remember that the pudding pies were only available for a relatively short period of time; then one day they disappeared from the shelves! I wish they would bring it back, however, since the company was bought some years ago, nothing from them tastes the same. 😭


darling63

Chocolate were my favorite. Eating g it was suspiciously bad somehow, but I always came back for more


Reasonable-HB678

I was a Little Debbie's kid. Fudge Rounds, Nutty Buddy, Star Crunch, Pecan Pinwheels, Fudge Brownies, and last but not least, the Oatmeal Creme Pie.


ZeroDudeMan

Blackberry was the best!


Not_Slim_Dusty

Fruit. That sugar coated crust and science fruit within. Nom nom.


naughty-girl60

Cherry 🍒


mechanab

Lemon was my go to but I also liked apple.


Electronic-Home-7815

I’m beginning to think that fruit filling wasn’t real….


spdrmn-71221

Yeah, blueberry!


Paul_Antar3s

Hell, I just looked at the price: 55 cents for a Hostess??? FUCK I AM OLD!!! You can't even buy one for $2 anymore!


Leila_Z_

Definitely chocolate!


defyinglogicsl

Bobby Hill enters the chat


blueboy714

Cherry.


flamingo01949

Blueberry. When I was a kid we used to steal returnable soda bottles for cash. With that money we bought a dozen blueberry pies and several cans of whipped cream. My buddy and I sat under a roadway, in a tunnel for a few hours consuming ourselves. Then we both started feeling really bad. Upset stomach. Never did that again.


ramboton

Cherry pie for sure...then apple or lemon


Boracraze

Cherry!


grumpyfan

Fun if not terrible story about these. I joined the Army straight out of high school and was very skinny with a huge appetite. I was always hungry. One day I had KP (kitchen duty), and there was a pallet of these nearby. I snuck one while nobody was around and stuck it my cargo pocket for later. When the time came for my break, I went to the bathroom and into a stall. Standing over the toilet, I pulled out the pie still in its wrapper. In a hurry, I opened it and just as I did someone burst into the bathroom calling for me. I DROPPED THE WHOLE UNEATEN PIE IN THE TOILET! I stood there horrified and saddened at what had just happened and just cursed.


Airdriver94

Chocolate. Then, lemon or blueberry.


deweydashersystem300

The ninja turtle pies.


nineohsix

Peach


moldytacos99

strawberry and pineapple.. pudding always scared me


Feral_Cat_Snake

Apple for sure. It was (and still is when I can find some knock-off version) my favorite road trip food.


GrandYesterday9968

Pie ala mode cherry


International_Try660

Banana pudding pies are the best.


TenRingRedux

No love for Drake's Fruit Pie? Tastes so fine, comes in apple and cherry, makes me wanna cry-i!


Lonely-Connection-37

Lemon then chocolate


mike11172

Cherry or Apple mostly. My favorite was the chocolate that's not shown. I'll grab one on occasion still, but with shrinkflation hitting all Hostess products, it's more disappointing than fulfilling.


evilBogie666

Chocolate!!!!


nobodyparticular60

Lemon was my favorite


Jaymez82

Never had them. Never been a fan of pies.


Fearless-Fact8528

I didn’t know they had all those flavors my local store only had apple and cherry. I liked cherry best


tcheeze1

Oh man! Apple and cherry were a toss up.


crabbyvic

Strawberry!


Electronic-Key-2522

Apple, lemon, and chocolate pudding.


_HickeryDickery_

The short-lived ninja turtle pudding pie with green ooze coating


TyrusRaymond

apple


Habbersett-Scrapple

Apple forever They still make these. Tearing it open was so satisfying


OGGBTFRND

Lemon was and is my favorite


Just-some-70guy

Apple


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

Pineapple was always my favorite. Not all places carried it though.


Rabid-kumquat

Fruit


VoenixRising100

Yes. 😉


KeyNefariousness6848

Strawberry and peach


Sloth_grl

Apple


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Fruit, and it’s not even close.


reformedjerkoff

Lemon


byronicrob

I'd trade my First born for one more Hostess Chocolate pudding pie.


Rich-Emu4273

Hostess Apple or lemon plus an RC cola was my HS lunch.


roglc_366

Apple first and cherry second. They tasted great coming out of the refrigerator! Nice and thick. Sometimes, with vanilla ice cream! It sucks getting old and becoming pre-diabetic. Oh, how I miss those.....


LameDonkey1

Blackberry


HopelesslyCursed

Apple or cherry. Those things were so sugary they hurt my teeth


Outside_Avocado8963

The pudding! I had forgotten these existed.


MissHibernia

I first remember the fruit pies when I had to pack a sandwich as we took a field trip to plant trees in the Tillamook Burn area, a lot of schools did that in Oregon in the early 60s. Have chomped them down ever since!


bodhidharma132001

Apple


PressurePlenty

Chocolate.


blinking616

Odd, I've never seen the blueberry, strawberry, pineapple or peach flavor. But the cherry and apple were always my favorites


jimbobdonut

Chocolate pudding. JJ Pies makes a decent facsimile of it. They also have a lot more flavors than Hostess makes now.


Des_mojo

Apple and lemon


imadork1970

Cherry, Blackberry


NarcanBob

It was the flakey, white-ish sugar glaze on the crust that was my favorite part. With that said, I susally reached for the apple or cherry when we were allowed to have them.


TedBug

I had completely forgotten they had putting pies in the 80’s. I should’ve remembered of my fat but has eaten plenty of them


dumpitdog

The one that tastes like Crisco which I guess is all of them


ChefBoyarDuff

Apple and cherry. I didn't even know that pudding one was a thing. But I probably would have fucked with it.


CiscoKidRex75

Cherry and apple for me. I love the pudding ones, but they gave me the shits


strangedazey

Lemon


airpab1

Do they still make these?


ParamedicSpecific130

Lemon was crack. Apple (warmed) was god tier.


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Those peach pies…damn! I miss them!


BigLoudWorld74

Cherry was always my favorite.


MyFrampton

Cherry. Hands down winner.


frostedsun8282

I also like the ninja turtle pies they had for a bit back in the early 90s.


Shankar_0

Cherry was my go-to, with lemon sitting there lonely on the shelf as my "always some of that one left" backup.


asm87891013

Goodness, I have the best memories of these with my grandmother. She would buy a bunch and let me pick one when she'd pick me up from kindergarten. All of them we're great, but the apple and lemon we're my favorite 😍 😋


robbadobba

Fruit Pies. Don’t like cream filled desserts or donuts.


ImmaPariah

Strawberry fruit pies were my favorite. I still eat the apple and cherry pies when I'm craving some gas station pies.


Longjumping-Debt7480

Tastykakes!!! Their fruit pies rocked, cherry and apple my favorite


KyloHenny

It’s the Apple for me.


Rumblefish61

Dolly Madison pies!


Mr_Whipple1138

“Makers of neat-to-eat treats!”


Mr_Whipple1138

The cheh-reh pah was the best..


Electronic-Act-1375

The pudding one slapped. If I remember correctly lol


KhunDavid

I don’t know. Although I grew up in the 70s, my mom never bought them.


ChubbyWanKenobie

I put Hostess exec kids thru college eating the apple version.


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

Apple pie, please!


schatzikitten

🍒 all day


McDWarner

Apple! I loved those things.


ComicBookDude1964

Fruit pies


voteblue18

I loved the crusts of any flavor. They should bring that back but just the crusts make them like cookies.


Timely_Tap8073

Best pies ever


Icy-Veterinarian942

Chocolate, hands down.


fmhobbs

Lemon, apple and pineapple were all favorites.


Ok_Water_6884

Any of them but never had a pineapple one. We lived near the bakery and the about to expire pies were like $1 for 10 and the chocolate ones were terrible. My friend that never had one called them cow flop pies because he bought his lunch in the cafeteria while most of us brown bagged it and was jealous.


TheRealRockyRococo

98% chocolate 1% lemon 1% blueberry


ZayreBlairdere

Yes.


gtmbphillyloo

Chocolate, lemon, cherry, apple. In that order.


Goood_Daddy

Lemon or apple after a cheese sandwich, fritos with a Dr Pepper.


Eastern-Support1091

Cherry or apple pie.


Automatic_Manner_374

Cherry and Apple


Kalimai

Ninja Turtles green vanilla pudding was my favorite


retrodork

The chocolate one.


SQWRLLY1

Lemon, FTW!


thelanai

Apple


GaJayhawker0513

![gif](giphy|2QpH5Khv9ooec) You had me at fruit pie.


Best_Detective_2533

The one called Berry was the bomb. I remember them in the 70’s when I was a kid.


KillyShoot

APPLE.


snuggly_sasquatch

Lemon Baby!


Book_Nerd_1980

Apple is the only one I would ever try. Way too sweet and chalky. Like Krispy Kremes


JeffAlbertson93

Blueberry and lemon! I tried them a few years ago and they were nasty, not at all like I remember.


Artistic-Iron-2131

Peach, yum-yum


Shankar_0

Cherry was my go-to, with lemon sitting there lonely on the shelf as my "always some of that one left" backup.


Donkey_Bugs

A cherry fruit pie paired well with a Dr Pepper.


melanthius

Didn’t these things have like 1000 calories each? I remember being on a bus trip, bus stops at a gas station. I was a kid with some pocket change, and one older kid was like “these are soooo good” so naturally everyone had to get one. Fun yes but like most stuff from our childhood it was diabetes waiting to happen


Impossible_Dream3683

Apple


the_Mont81

Ninja Turtle pie. 😁


jd80504

1) Cherry 2) Lemon 3) Chocolate Pudding


CrazyIrv

Berry.


Black_Azazel

Apple all day, bonus if I can heat it up in the giant microwave!


Klutzy_Way994

I liked the blueberry, apple, and cherry. I didn’t appreciate the pudding until I was older.


superdownvotemaster

The chocolate ones… obviously chocolate trumps fruit pie any day on the week!


LordCaradoc

Yes


Haunting-Job3748

Cherry and apple. I didn’t even know those other flavors existed.


jeffreysmith300

Apple only. Had one recently, very disappointing 😩


KrampyDoo

Chocolate and vanilla pudding pies big time.


Cold-Inside-6828

Apple, vanilla and chocolate. Delicious and oh so terrible for you.


Johnhaven

Oh man I loved those when I was a kid. The crust! I always got the apple or lemon ones.


Birdy304

I loved the fruit pies, cherry and apple. I don’t remember them having that sugar glaze they have now, makes them too sweet. Maybe it’s my memory though.


pb1906

Blackberry was ssssoooo hard to get! I think I only had it once….can I join the emotional scar club?


turbojack6

Lemon, always lemon. It tasted like lemon meringue pie. We would stop by a Hostess outlet in Saticoy on our way to Saticoy Country Club. Which is now The Saticoy Club. Still get them every once in a while for nostalgia.


hangingloose

Gee whiz, it's been years. I loved the fruit pies, but those pudding pies were Dis-gust-ing!


redditisdying24

Do the Chocolate Pudding pies still exist?


WarBuddha1

Apple for me. Worked construction over summers in high school and college. Apple fruit pie, pretzel Combos, and Papaya punch for breakfast. Every day.


PolyDrew

Pudding pie!


duchess_of_nothing

Lemon all day every day.


STLt71

Cherry and lemon.


TVLL

Fruit pies Cherry, apple, lemon, blueberry, but not the rest. We also used to get Table Talk (New England) small pies (now called hand pies). The blueberry ones were amazing.


violetjezebel

Cherry for me!


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Did these ever actually taste good, or were they always weird and dry and full of weird jelly?


This_Mongoose445

Cherry 🍒, always cherry. I have two in my icebox right now. 😋


TeeDod-

Cherry 🍒pie first and formost. Apple 🍎 is my second choice.


LocalLiBEARian

I don’t know how they made them but those Chocolate Pudding ones were NASTY. Lemon was the best, cherry and apple were okay. TBH I much preferred the frosted honey buns.


Karn_Evil_Noin

Hostess blueberry pie all day!


Most-Artichoke6184

I absolutely loved these as a kid. Don’t try them now, they are awful.


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Lemon and the old school chocolate pudding before they changed the recipe.


Desperate-Lie-460

Apple all the way.


BrainBeautiful4309

Cherry


AdAdministrative6561

Cherry


lvl10burrito

Whichever was the one advertised in the old Avengers comics with the Incredible Hulk. I ate them because he ate them.


Ok_Replacement4702

Did pineapple, strawberry, and blackberry even EXIST?


Striking_Pianist_559

Cherry all the way!


Gretchen_Howie_Henry

Apple was my JAM!


rickmccombs

Apple is the right answer. I think I have had lemon. I don't think there are any other that I like.


scrubbydutch

I can’t find peach pies anymore there my ❤️


apex_super_predator

My inner fat kid said yes.


consumeshroomz

Fruit pies all fucking day


Civil_Purple9637

Strawberry was my all-time favourite.


DohDohDonutzMMM

Remember when they used to sell these full pies in quantity. Now they only sell those bite sized ones in quantity.


Oni-oji

Apple and occasionally lemon. I don't dare try one these days given how far the quality of Hostess products have dropped.