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captainwombat7

I think it's a fire hose that she's holding like a bazooka, either that or she has a real one


Mongoose42

Either way, she’s about to win.


Jat616

Roy: "Riza, it was just a water pistol! This retaliation is a bit overkill dontcha thi-" *gets blasted by the hose*


CombatWombat994

You sound like you're surprised about that


banana_annihilator

bold of you to assume it's not a regular bazooka


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Jat616

I'd say Hoenheim cares as much as Mustang does, just seeing his original country wiped out and spending hundreds of years talking with souls in his head left him incredibly socially inept while also seeing a bigger picture the rest weren't privvy to.


SharpshootinTearaway

I'm sure Mustang likes those boys, but c'mon it probably doesn't come close to how much their own dad loves them. Becoming a dad was Hohenheim's biggest dream, he was kinda just robbed of the opportunity to properly be one by circumstances that were outside his control. The only other man in the series who might love the Elrics as dearly as their dad does is probably Sig Curtis, because here again Sig was robbed of his own opportunity to be a father and Ed and Al are his second chance at being one.


rotary-dials

and Mustang doesn’t groom them the way Misato grooms Shinji. win win!


Voltarux

It's been forever since I've seen the show and I'm bad at reading subtext, was she really grooming him??? 😭😭😭


LostPoint6840

Yeah I don’t think she was grooming him. It’s definitely a little messed up, the flirting and innuendo, but she has a lot of issues of her own and it doesn’t necessarily mean her goal is to lay Shinji.


Fullmetal_2003

Quite literally, only in End of EVA though


IwishIwasGoku

I know it's a meme and it's definitely messed up but what she did would not be grooming. She was trying to make him get in the fucking robot at any cost. She had no sexual desire toward Shinji


Fullmetal_2003

Well yeah I was going along with the meme more than anything


zypo88

I'm so used to people unironically arguing that she was that I'm not sure it's a meme anymore. Media literacy is non-existent (look at how many people misunderstood the end of *Lost*)


IwishIwasGoku

Mustang gives me more older cousin or brother energy tbh. I never read their relationship as paternal


Mistclaw

Mustang is best adoptive dad to Ed and Al :3


banana_annihilator

Sig: 🥲


ZPL4599

someone crop the middle right picture . it is an good template for the nikola tesla , albert einstein meme .