But I didn't ask for number 2. I asked for TWO number nines, a number nine large, number six with extra dip, number 7, two number forty fives, one with cheese and a large soda
I don’t chase upvotes but I think the point in one of these is to say the funniest thing, which, in turn, gets upvotes, so I was aiming to generate a healthy amount. This is such an underrated response. I’d give you my upvotes if I could. Yours is better.
I used to work at McDonald's and I was working the counter the first time I heard of it. This really cute girl walks in, about my age. She walks up and I greet her.
"What would you like today?" I ask.
"Uh, yeah... can I get a mcGangBang?"
*Not believing I heard what I just heard* "I'm sorry?"
"A mcGangBang"
"Did you say gangbang?"
"Yeah"
*trying so hard to be polite* "I dont know what you're referring to"
"You don't know what it is"
"Well I know what a gangbang is but this is a mcdonalds"
At this point my manager, who had been listening the whole time, just about died laughing and stepped in to help me out.
You get a jr Mc chicken and a mcdouble off the value menu. You split the mcdouble between the two patties and put the full jr chicken including bread into that then close the sandwich up.
Prices have gone up since the last time
I remember when it was a dollar!
Where were you getting sex for a dollar?!
Behind a Wendy’s?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
So....not the hot and juicy redhead that I was looking for?
He was after Dave’s Hot and Juicy, but it ended up being Frosty.
Sir, this *is* Wendy’s
Wen deez nuts hit your chin
Come to my hometown, you can pay in chips and gravy.
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Holup...
My exact thought 💀😅
Never mind, I’ll just come inside.
Chicken dinner
A cream pie, actually
The best kind of a pie
Shake...
Quarter pound her?
Pounder? I barely know her!
Sir, this is a Wendys.
Wendy's nuts gonna be drained?
Please stop!!! I used to work at a Wendy’s and someone did that to me !!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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*where’s the damned coin slot for this ride?*
Where’s the beef?
Does it matter where I park?
Parking is in the rear.
sir this is a wendys.
I mean who considers parking sex?
I was thinking more “where do you want it?”
It’s called a Soup Kitchen
Dirty Mike and the boys say so!
A winner is you!!
Bro that's just the perfect answer! Respect!
I need napkins!
You know me so well
Was gonna say this
Wow, that was fast
I’ll be sure to come again
Can I get fries with that?
Hate eating then fucking so might as well just eat while doing sex!!
Oohhhhh that’s sooo hot
Is it supposed to be this greasy?
Omg
Oily Moist Goo
💀💀💀
There's a hair in it too!
Never mind, it was just a tampon
I remember this being better when I was a teenager
Line is super long today
Must be at In-N-Out
LMFAOOO
Do yall have toys
Boy or girl?
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What are its two rational mindsets?
Mindset 1) The number 0 is a number. Mindset 2) The non-number 0 is not a number.
Found the math professor!!
I'd like to pay for the guy behind me...
Make it an extra large
Gay Gold
These buns are all soggy
55 HOTDOGS 55 TATERS 55 TACOS
Lol you win.
Gold
Gay
It's supposed to be large this is a small
Emotional damage
:(
The Grande doesn't look like in the advertisement
I want a refund
Should I just swipe or insert?
Or tap
slap
Fap
Clap
Crap
Flap
Wrap
Snap
I'd tap it.
Can I get you to hurry that up? I'm late for work.
This tastes like ass!
Well that's what you get when you order number 2...
But I didn't ask for number 2. I asked for TWO number nines, a number nine large, number six with extra dip, number 7, two number forty fives, one with cheese and a large soda
Calm down smoke
Thats *Big* Smoke to you
Well that’s because it is ass!
And this is why you don’t eat at Wendy’s, instead eat out Wendy.
Goddamit, you been licking ass again?
not as good as grandmas, but it is what it is.
r/HolUp
D:
This one right here
r/cursedcomments
OUUUH that was savage
Underrated
Do I pay here or the next person?
I didn’t ask for this
The correct answer. You get award.
Ahahah lol
Today is my cheat day.
That deserves more upvotes
That doesn’t look like it did in the picture
Hi, welcome to Arby’s. Would you like a roast beef classic? 😂
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bro😭😭
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That’s discrimination, take what you get
💀
What do you mean "my card declined?"
Ahhh cringe song flashback
The ice cream machine is broken.
Erectile dysfunction moment
Can I have extra sauce.
Could I get a refill?
Will that be all?
Thank you.
My pleasure 👀
I scrolled way too far to find this
Pull around so I can further assist you
Can you supersize it for me?
This is not what I asked for
"This is my first time having sex in a drive-thru"
Technically correct
The best kind of correct
Hurry up the cops are tailing me!
huh what heyheyhey wai
I want your name
And your credit card information.
How much do you make an hour doing this?
Can I get a receipt
I think I'll take number 2 today
I don’t chase upvotes but I think the point in one of these is to say the funniest thing, which, in turn, gets upvotes, so I was aiming to generate a healthy amount. This is such an underrated response. I’d give you my upvotes if I could. Yours is better.
Last time I ate here I got sick
LMAO omg 😂😭
Is that burnt cheese I smell?
Bruh
Lol brah so nasty
Do you want anything else or will that be all?
I'm eating it in the car.
I ordered this with no cheese!
Can I get a milkshake?
You'll need to come to the yard
Damn right ..
Shut the hell up and listen to my order
Next time I’ll just come inside
I have a gun
Why is THIS the response that made me laugh?!
Oh that's dark, lol
That opened up wider than I was expecting
I could try, but there’s no point take my upvote
I’ll have a big one
*Double meat over here.*
Ugh. Can I have a new one? This one tastes funky.
This is hotter than I expected
This shit looks nothing like the photos
Keep the change.
Ya filthy animal!
It's me, Snakes... I've got the stuff.
KEVIN!
*chokes*
I'm gonna need a lot of napkins, this is gonna get messy.
I have a coupon for that
Spoon please?
I sure hope it's warm.
"Thank you"
Coming shortly, it’ll be warm and in your mouth before you know it
No bag please
I just want it plain.
I’d like to call corporate.
That’s a tasty looking taco
No green stuff please.
Now that weve concluded our business, im going to leave
I’ll just eat it in the parking lot so my wife doesn’t find out.
Are you still there?
Is this the right place to put this or the other one?
Yea, can I get a McGangBang?
I used to work at McDonald's and I was working the counter the first time I heard of it. This really cute girl walks in, about my age. She walks up and I greet her. "What would you like today?" I ask. "Uh, yeah... can I get a mcGangBang?" *Not believing I heard what I just heard* "I'm sorry?" "A mcGangBang" "Did you say gangbang?" "Yeah" *trying so hard to be polite* "I dont know what you're referring to" "You don't know what it is" "Well I know what a gangbang is but this is a mcdonalds" At this point my manager, who had been listening the whole time, just about died laughing and stepped in to help me out.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
What exactly is a mcgangbang?
You get a jr Mc chicken and a mcdouble off the value menu. You split the mcdouble between the two patties and put the full jr chicken including bread into that then close the sandwich up.
Mmmmmmmm....thanks for the extra sauce.
We are going to need extra napkins...
Yes, that's all
"ya I want some extra sauce on the buns
Pull forward. I'll be right with you
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You look too young to be working here
Bro
That’s not what I ordered.
How much was it again?
how you doing, step sis?
Is she working in a Fast Food?
give it to me
I’ll have two creams please
How much?
It will be out shortly